Small farmers dominate the desert island

She just learned the dog planing pose last night, she dare not go to the deep water area, and only practice swimming in the shallow water area by the lake.

"Brother Yu, hurry down and catch fish, Yan'er wants to eat slate fish fillets."

Tong Yan stood up from the water and waved to Chen Yu.

Chen Yu stared straight at the moment, Tong Yan's bellyband was washed away by the water without knowing it, and her upper body was completely exposed in the air.

[Content revision] Shining with a seductive luster, it almost blinded Chen Yu's dog eyes.

Realizing that Chen Yu was looking at her in the wrong way, Tong Yan glanced subconsciously, and crouched in the water in shock, "Ah, don't look, turn around."

Chen Yu said with a smirk: "I've seen it all, and if you look again, you won't lose a piece of meat. Besides, which piece of meat on your whole body hasn't been seen, touched, or kissed..."

"Also said, smashing you to death, you big bastard!"

Tong Yan randomly grabbed something the size of a fist and threw it at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu quickly reached out to catch it, and it turned out to be a river mussel.

Looking at the mussel in his hand, Chen Yu suddenly burst out laughing.

Tong Yan yelled angrily: "Big villain, don't laugh, turn around and close your eyes."

Chen Yu's face was extremely thick, not only did he not turn around, but he casually threw the clam on the ground, quickly took off himself until he was left with a pair of big pants, and plunged into the submerged water.

Before Chen Yu could approach, Tong Yan poured water on him desperately, yelled not to allow him to approach, and asked him why he smiled so obscenely.

Chen Yu took out a clam the size of a small basin mouth from the water and held it in his hand, he laughed and said, "Hahaha, this thing reminds me of a saying in our hometown."

Tong Yan hid far away, staring at Chen Yu vigilantly, but couldn't stand curiosity, and asked, "What slang?"

Chen Yu had a wretched smile on his face, "The loach drills into the river clam, the more you drill, the more comfortable you are, hehe."

"Why do loaches drill river mussels, and why do they get more comfortable as they drill?"

Tong Yanxiu frowned slightly, her face full of doubts, she didn't understand what Chen Yu wanted to say.

"You will understand in the future. I won't tell you now. Next, river clam meat is also very delicious. Maybe you can find pearls after breaking open."

Chen Yu threw the big river mussel to Tong Yan, then plunged into the water and swam quickly to the center of the lake, "Brother, go catch the big fish, you go ashore first, soaking in the water for too long is not good for your health. "

In order to take care of Tong Yan's shy heart, he deliberately swam to the middle of the lake.

Seeing that Chen Yu was really wandering far without looking back, Tong Yan folded her arms around her chest, quickly went ashore, searched for a replacement apron and put it on.

After a moment of hesitation, she went down into the lake again with a smile on her face, and touched the mussels in the shallow water.

"Brother Yu is going to catch big fish, Yan'er can't be lazy and touch the mussels..."

Tong Yan muttered to herself, "Why does the loach drill into the river clam, the more it drills, the more comfortable it becomes?"

Chapter 1100 Fishing in troubled waters

After touching more than a dozen mussels, big and small, Tong Yan finally failed to understand the problems brought about by "loach and mussels". She secretly decided that she must torture Chen Yu later to force him to speak clearly. .

Chen Yu quickly swam back with a big catfish that was more than one meter long, "Silly girl, what is this?"

"A big fish!"

Tong Yan just glanced at the big catfish in Chen Yu's hand lightly, not very interested, and did not exclaim as before.

Chen Yu felt a little bored, "You don't know, this fish is very fierce in the water. It still wanted to bite brother, but he was killed by three punches and two kicks. Isn't brother awesome?"

"Well, Brother Yu is the best man in the world!"

Tong Yan praised Chen Yu with a smiley face, then pointed to a pile of mussels piled up like a hill on the bank, and proudly boasted: "But Yan'er is even better, touching a lot of mussels."

"Amazing, my girl!"

Chen Yu dragged the [-]-jin big fish ashore with a smile on his face, and turned to look at Tong Yan who followed ashore with a wretched smile.

"Girl, touching river mussels is a man's business, and it's meaningless for women to touch them, hehe."

Seeing Chen Yu's extremely wretched face, Tong Yan said angrily, "Smiling so wretchedly, I must not have thought of anything good."

Chen Yu chuckled and stopped answering the conversation. He disemboweled the big catfish on the bank and cleaned it up.

Tong Yan at the side pointed to the pair of mussels piled up like a hill, and asked, "Brother Yu, how do you eat the mussels? Do you just roast them?"

Chen Yu smiled and shook his head, "Silly girl, of course not, the slate grill is delicious, wait, brother will make it later."

Chen Yu put the big fish aside, took a river clam and pried open the clam shell with a crystal sword, and cut off the muscle of the ax foot.

"By the way, brother Yu, why did the loach drill into the mussel? Why didn't you see the loach in the mussel's stomach?"

Seeing Chen Yu pry open several big river mussels one after another, Tong Yan asked curiously without seeing a single loach.

"Hey, the loach was comfortable enough, so he vomited and left."

Chen Yu had a wretched smile on his face.

"Oh!" Tong Yan nodded thoughtfully and stopped asking.

Chen Yu waited for a long time, but she didn't ask any more questions. She just squatted aside and collected the mussels and axes that Chen Yu had cut off piece by piece.

She touched these mussels with her own hands, which gave her a sense of accomplishment.

"You don't want to know why loaches drill river mussels, and the more they drill, the more comfortable they become?"

Tong Yan didn't ask any more questions, but Chen Yu felt bored and asked again, bringing up old things.

"Tanglement is a disease, it can be cured, Yan'er is not entangled anymore!"

Tong Yan glanced at Chen Yu with a sly smile on her face, and continued to collect the mussel ax feet seriously.

In fact, she knew that if she kept asking, Chen Yu would only whet her appetite, and if he didn't ask him, he would take the initiative to speak out.

"What do you think it looks like?" Chen Yu asked with a smile as he sent a mussel that had been pried for a long time to Tong Yanyan.

Tong Yan stared at the mussel, frowned slightly, thought and thought, shook her head slightly, and inadvertently raised her head to see Chen Yu grinning badly, and shouted excitedly: "Yan'er knows, this mussel is very Like Brother Yu's mouth."

"what……"

Chen Yu stared at Tong Yan speechlessly, "It doesn't look like my brother's mouth, it looks like a certain organ on your body, do you think it looks like it?"

"On me?"

Tong Yan was full of doubts, and suddenly thought of something, she stood up and kicked Chen Yu in embarrassment, "Brother Yu Yu, you are the most wretched man in the world!"