Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Red Boy shook his head and grinned, his two rows of small white teeth flickering coldly.

Tang Sanzang: "..."

The smile on his face gradually froze, and his eyes were filled with sorrow.

"Ahem, that's it. You can tell from the standard of living of my lord. Human flesh is just a dispensable thing for my lord. However, since I have caught you, I can't let you go easily. You always have to Give me some money?"

Red Boy coughed dryly, and brought the topic back. He arrested Tang Sanzang for nothing more than money. As for Tang Sanzang?

He is not interested at all!

"What does the king want?"

"Money! A lot of money, the more the better!"

As soon as Tang Sanzang's words came out of his mouth, Hong Haier spoke directly, as if he had been waiting for a long time.

Tang Sanzang: "..."

Fog grass!

Do you want to be so cruel?

Want money directly?

Before, he never cared about money. He even felt that talking about money with him was an insult to his status as an eminent monk. But after experiencing the dangers of society, he suddenly understood a truth, that is, Money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible!

No money to pay mobile phone bills, off the track of the world!

He has no cultivation base, if he still has no money, it will be a serious blow!

The reason why he gave those things to his disciples was to make himself feel better, so now that Hong Haier asked him for money, it was like killing him.

"Well, the poor monk is a monk, and he didn't bring much money when he came out!"

Tang Sanzang had some sweat on his forehead, clasped his hands together, and said lightly.

Although he said that his family members are not allowed to lie, he did not lie. What he said was that when he came out, he did not bring much money with him, not the kind that won the lottery halfway!

"100 billion, you can leave, or you will be boiled!"

Red Boy squinted his eyes and looked at the stall, and said in a deep voice: "Boys, boil the water for my great king. If this bald donkey doesn't pay him, he will be boiled!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

A group of little demons cheered and started to get busy. They were all the masters who had eaten with Honghaier in Yujing Demon City. Human flesh, they can all cheer.

But now, they are dismissive of this Tang monk meat. They are not fools, they can't live forever, so what's the point of eating it?

Is the hot pot in Yujing Yaocheng delicious?

Is it more delicious than Chuan Chuan Xiang?

Therefore, they knew that the king was probably just trying to scare the monk.

However, when Tang Sanzang heard what Hong Haier said, his face turned dark immediately, what a cheat!

100 million?

Why don't you grab it?

This idea just appeared in Tang Sanzang's mind, and then he felt that something was wrong, the other party seemed to be trying to grab it now.

"100 billion? The poor monk doesn't have any."

Tang Sanzang was silent for a moment, let alone 100 billion, he doesn't even have 50 billion now, he did win the lottery and got 100 billion at the beginning, but he lost a lot of money because of Qin Hao's matter, plus the consumption along the way, now There are only about 20 billion left after all the calculations.

What if the money is given to the other party?

Is it possible to return to the poor life of the past?Not even a cell phone bill?

This is what he doesn't want to see!

"No, let's cook it."

Hong Haier waved his hand and didn't care, he knew that even if he didn't do this, Monkey King would appear later and save someone, but he didn't believe it, since Qin Hao said that the other party was rich and even won the welfare lottery, then At least it shows that the other party must have a wealth of more than [-] million.

"and many more!"

Tang Sanzang was framed by a few little monsters, seeing the tumbling hot water, his face suddenly turned pale. Although he had experienced many monsters, he was still afraid when faced with death.

"The poor monk is rich, rich, but not much, just [-] million!"

Tang Sanzang shouted hastily.

"Monk, don't think that I'm a demon, because I don't know what monks say. As the saying goes, monks don't tell lies. You said just now that you have no money, but now you say [-] million. Do you take me for a fool?"

The red boy immediately looked at Tang Sanzang with a fierce look on his face, and said in a deep voice: "How about this, take out your mobile phone account and take a look, and give me all the money on it, and treat it as money for your life, how about it? "

"really?"

However, upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up.

"Er, really!"

Hong Boy was stunned for a moment, a little unresponsive, and then Tang Sanzang took out his mobile phone, and his account appeared, and there was exactly [-] million on it!

After the transfer between the two, Hong Hai'er was still a little unresponsive, and scratched his head. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't put it into words, it was very weird.

"boom!"

At this moment, there was a loud noise outside the cave.

"My lord, it's not good. A monk with a rough face and a pig's mouth are shouting outside!"

The little demon ran in hastily, with a look of panic on his face.

Even, these little demons still have some complaints in their hearts. Isn't it good to do business well in Yujing Demon City?

Why go back to this poor place to rob these monks?

If monks wanted to be rich, they wouldn't go everywhere for alms!

(To be continued)

Chapter 393 Ten Billion Persistence

"It came just right!"

Hearing this, Hong Haier immediately stood up and walked out. In fact, he had another bold idea, which was to rob Zhu Bajie and others. As a god, how could he not have any wealth?

Tang Sanzang looked at the back of the red boy leaving, and a smile flashed in his eyes. He didn't worry about his apprentice's comfort at all, because he still knew Wukong's ability very well.

And the reason why he has that [-] million is not that he only has [-] million.

Speaking of this matter, he suffered a gambling loss from the last time. In order to support Qin Hao, he lost billions in an instant, er, although he did it on his own, but as the saying goes, one’s own wealth cannot Let everyone know.

The apprentices all know that he is rich, and they let him take the money whenever he has something, how can that work?

So, from then on, he separated all the money and didn't put it in one basket. Unexpectedly, this trick actually saved his life!

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang almost wanted to praise his wit.

.......

Even though Hong Haier was smart, he never thought that Tang Sanzang, a monk, would be so witty.

At this time, he had already come outside the Huoyun Cave, looking at the two people standing at the door, his eyes almost fell out, only to see Monkey King gleaming in gold, wearing a golden armor, holding a golden cudgel, a kind of A powerful momentum rushed towards us.

I'm looking at Zhu Bajie, wearing a suit and sunglasses. Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that this guy's fat figure and that suit have been under tremendous pressure. It's bulging, and it looks a little funny .

"Red boy, that monster, let me go, master, or you will be annihilated!"

When Sun Wukong saw the red boy, he was slightly taken aback. He knew that Big Brother Niu's child would be very small, but he didn't expect that it would be so small. It was only his waist height, and it was just a baby with no teeth. .

However, in order to act, he immediately shouted loudly.

"Hey, your master is already in the pot, as long as you take out 100 billion, how about this king letting him go?"

Red Boy looked at Sun Wukong, and naturally knew that this should be his uncle, but with his father's words before him, and he was able to take away Tang Sanzang under the opponent's nose, he was not arrogant. He thought it was his own strength, but this uncle was releasing water.

So, at this moment, he sneered and said lightly.

If Tang Sanzang heard this, he would be very speechless, brother, how much you miss 100 billion.

Opening and closing is 100 billion?

Don't you go to heaven?

Hearing this, Sun Wukong frowned slightly, but he didn't act impulsively. Instead, his divine sense swept away, and he immediately felt that Tang Sanzang was very safe now, and even the master's face was slightly smug.

Seeing this scene, Sun Wukong felt relieved, and then looked at Zhu Bajie with a serious face, and said in a deep voice: "Idiot, it's time for you to behave!"

"what?"

Zhu Bajie was originally here to make soy sauce, uh, he has always had the mentality of making soy sauce, when he heard Brother Hou's words, he was stunned for a moment, and almost didn't realize it.

"Idiot, I know you have a lot of money, and you don't need to go to fights. Is it possible that you don't want to take money? Don't think that my old grandson doesn't know, you won a lot of money in Landlords." !"

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and said lightly.

"Uh......."

Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded, how the hell can you find a reason?

Besides, that's my money for marrying a daughter-in-law, how can I take it out?

"Ahem, brother monkey, look, the other party is a monster. Now that the master is captured, we can just kill him and save the master? Why do you want to give him money?"

Zhu Bajie gave a dry cough and said solemnly.

It used to be like this routine, fighting monsters and saving the master, why did you have to take money this time?

This can't be done!

Besides, I get up early and work late every day, is it easy for me to win some money?

"It's different. Since the other party wants money, it's a peaceful settlement. It's better not to make a move, or not to make a move. What if the master is in danger?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and smiled.

Naturally, he has his reasons for saying this. First, Zhu Bajie is indeed rich, not to mention that he is rich himself, and he has won a lot in Fighting the Landlord. He usually does nothing, but at critical moments What happened to the blood?

Second, Honghaier is the son of Big Brother Niu, so it doesn't matter if it's a little greeting.

The third and most important point is that he wants to force Zhu Bajie to use the exercises he learned in the novel. He knows that this guy regards money as his life, and if he just forces him, he may really be able to see Zhu Bajie's exercises.

He thought about what Qin Hao had said to him before, that Zhu Bajie's exercises were theoretically even stronger than his own, but his own exercises were to increase combat effectiveness, while Zhu Bajie's just made this guy's Shortcomings are made up for.

He was really curious, what exactly is Zhu Bajie's weakness?

"Uh......."

Zhu Bajie was speechless when he heard Brother Hou's words.

Didn't we do the same before?

"That's right, if you don't take the money, I will order the little demon to boil Tang Sanzang right now!"

At this time, Honghaier nodded very cooperatively and said, he couldn't help giving Sun Wukong a thumbs up, it really is a family!

He is very powerful at the critical moment, he can see that this fat guy must be the richest in this Buddhist scriptures team, after all, look at the rich men in the world, aren't they all fat and big ears of it?

"Pig head, give me 100 billion, and I will let Tang Sanzang go, how about it?"

Red Boy stared at Zhu Bajie with bright eyes. Zhu Bajie at this time was just a fat pig in his eyes!

"You...... Brother Monkey......"

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened in disbelief, is this still his heroic monkey brother?

Why do you want to hurt me like this?

"Otherwise, you go to rescue? I drag it?"

Sun Wukong's eyes flickered for a moment, and he said in secret.

"kindness?"

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, he was not a fool, if he was a fool, he would not be the disciple of the Taishang Laojun, so after a short period of stupefaction, he quickly figured out the reason.

Suddenly he gave a wry smile in his heart, ever since he obtained the exercise, he has been afraid of being discovered by others, not because he is afraid of danger, but because the origin of this exercise is so mysterious that few people in the entire Three Realms have obtained it, and As far as he knew, what he got should be the most precious.

That's why I have been cultivating secretly, but I didn't expect to be discovered!