Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

"Forget it, I'd better go to Yaochi to have a look. If there is no one in Yaochi, then it can only mean that there must be some huge change in the current Heavenly Court. I'd better go back as soon as possible!"

King Yan Luo took a deep breath, Yaochi, that is the place where the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother usually rest, and it is also a place where many gods protect it. If other places can be justified, if there are no people in Yaochi, it means that the heaven Something went wrong.

Then what are you thinking about?

Just turn around and leave!

A few minutes later, he saw Yaochi in front of him from a distance, but he was relieved, but at the same time he was a little confused, because he saw many gods at the gate of Yaochi, not only gods, but also Many fairy beasts are lying on the ground!

From a distance, he heard the shouts of some gods.

"Your Majesty, you must ask Qin Hao, when will the phone be turned on!"

"Yeah, if we don't turn it on, we're going to die of idleness, it's so fucking boring!"

"Hey, I haven't had a Coke for four days. Your Majesty, do you know what it feels like? It's uncomfortable, anyway, I feel uncomfortable all over!"

"Why haven't you drank Coke for four days? What's so good about that shit? Let me tell you, games are the right way. Playing games while practicing is the pinnacle of life!"

"Don't think about it, you can only think about it anyway, Qin Hao hasn't turned on the phone until now, do you want to use it?"

At the gate of the Yaochi, there was a lot of noise, many gods were impatient, everyone's face was anxious, and some even wanted to rush directly into the Yaochi.

But rationality told them that they couldn't rush in, otherwise it would be a big deal!

Now they are standing outside the Yaochi, the most they can do is ask the Jade Emperor to ask when Qin Hao's cell phone will be turned on, but if they rush into the Yaochi, it is attacking the Jade Emperor, which is a serious crime!

Yan Luo Wang looked at these gods, the corners of his mouth twitched, he could even see some of his friends among the crowd, for example, at the Xingjun level, and even some ancient characters who lived from the prehistoric era to the present!

Is it right?

King Yan Luo muttered in his heart, they are all a group of gods, can it still work?

It's just because of a mobile phone that the Heavenly Court is no longer guarding it, so it's all stuck here, do you still have the character of a fairy?

What a shame!

He is completely standing and talking without pain in his back. These days, they are so busy in hell that they have no time to be bored and dazed. Naturally, they can't experience that feeling. It's nothing more than a feeling. It seems that something is missing in life. At least some are not used to it.

But if they are free, it is estimated that they will soon be like these fairies and little ghosts, so bored that they want to commit suicide!

However, what made him breathe a sigh of relief was that, at the very least, it wasn't someone who was attacking the Heavenly Court, but these gods were here.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

King Yama thought for a while, leaned over curiously, and asked in a low voice.

"Aren't you King Yama?"

Seeing the other party's face, Mr. Huode Xing was stunned for a moment, there was no way, few people would fail to recognize King Yama's face.

"Yeah, but what are you doing here?"

King Yan Luo nodded and asked with a smile.

"Hey, brother, you don't know. We are almost dying of pain. We didn't realize it before, but now we suddenly realize that it is really impossible to live without a mobile phone. It seems that something is missing. The most important thing is that it is boring. ah!"

Mr. Huode Xing said with a face that was unrequited.

"Uh......."

Hearing this, Yan Luo Wang looked at the other party in astonishment, and for a moment, he didn't know what to say at all.

He can say, you are a god, if you want to do this, is the mobile phone so awesome?

How could it make you so addicted?

"Hehe, it's easy for you to say, it's because you got alchemy in the novel, but we didn't have such good luck, so we can only practice step by step. Originally, our cultivation base couldn't be improved, but after having a mobile phone It can be improved, you said that now that the mobile phone is turned off, can we not be in a hurry?"

At this time, Xingjun dressed in blue said slowly.

King Yan Luo turned his head to look, who else could it be if it wasn't Shui De Xing Jun?

But upon hearing this, Yan Luo Wang nodded. Playing games on mobile phones is one aspect, but the most important thing for these gods is to improve their cultivation. As for benefits and convenience, it really doesn't matter to them.

Convenience, for the gods, is just a matter of thought, and welfare, are the gods still short of money?

That's impossible!

Therefore, the things that can attract gods are nothing more than games that can increase cultivation, and one point is that movies and TV shows can be entertained and relaxed, that's all.

King Yama thought of this and nodded secretly, no wonder these gods were so anxious.

If it was him himself, he might be even more anxious than them.

(To be continued)

Chapter 596 Jade Emperor Helpless

Inside Yaochi, the Jade Emperor was sitting on the chair with a melancholy face. Even though he was the Lord of the Three Realms, he was still melancholy. There was no way, just a mobile phone could make him upset.

I didn't feel anything a few days ago, except for being a little bored, nothing happened.

But in these two days, these gods obviously couldn't bear it anymore, and even the Taishang Laojun came here.

He wondered, do you have such a big addiction as a saint clone?

Besides, he can still understand that other gods are anxious, after all, it is for cultivation.

But you are a saint clone, your cultivation has almost come to an end, where do you want to practice?

Is it possible that you still want to surpass this deity?

So, he is depressed!

The most important thing is that not only are there gods, but there are also god-level emperors, such as other Ziwei emperors, etc., who don't come here once in eight lifetimes, and run to themselves every day these days.

You said that you are so awesome, you just ask Qin Hao yourself, isn't it over?

Why do you all come to me?

"Hey!"

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor rubbed his head with a headache, feeling that his head was about to burst.

"Your Majesty, there is no need to worry, those gods just want to find something to do, nothing will happen!"

Beside her, the Queen Mother comforted her softly.

"I know this, but you said, those guys want a simple mobile phone, and even this, I can't satisfy them, it's really unreasonable!"

The Jade Emperor nodded, he knew that those gods were just bored right now, they just wanted to ask him, and they didn't mean to force the palace.

However, as the majestic Lord of the Three Realms, he was actually troubled by such a small problem. Isn't this the incompetence of his Jade Emperor?

Hearing this, the Queen Mother fell silent, because she didn't know what to say.

"At the beginning of the Conferred God War, it was their disadvantage. Now that they have joined the Heavenly Court, their cultivation base cannot be improved, which is already embarrassing for them. Now they have finally found a way to improve their cultivation base, although it is a bit unserious. , but it’s also good, and now, I can’t do anything about this request...... hey!”

In the end, the Jade Emperor sighed with a complex expression, full of helplessness.

"His Majesty!"

At this moment, a person walked in from Yaochi, it was Taibai Jinxing.

"Taibai, what's the matter with you?"

The Jade Emperor's expression changed slightly, and he withdrew his previous expression, turning into a kind smile.

"Your Majesty, those gods are too noisy, so they want His Majesty to ask, when can the phone be turned on by Fellow Daoist Qin Hao? Otherwise, they can't bear it anymore!"

Taibai Jinxing said helplessly, there was no way to do it before, but now these gods have finally seen a way to improve their cultivation, and want them to give up?

Isn't that bullshit?

It is estimated that even if it is the Jade Emperor, if he goes out now and tells them to give up, these gods may kill him!

Ordinary people often say that blocking people's money is like killing their parents, but what about blocking immortals from cultivating and increasing their cultivation base?

It's like, you killed someone's parents, but you also dug up the graves of their eighteenth generation ancestors, so what the hell are you saying, how poor are you!

Do you think they can't be impatient?

It's your life if you don't beat me to death!

"Uh....... I'll just ask. The last time I asked, that boy Qin Hao didn't know what he was doing, but he didn't reply. If it really doesn't work, I have to go there myself!"

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, but he could only nod with a wry smile, then took out his mobile phone and started typing.

.......

Lingshan.

If the underworld and heaven are still stable, then the current Lingshan has been completely exploded.

Because there were no large-scale incidents in the underworld or the heavens, but something happened to Lingshan now!

Speaking carefully, I still have to talk about last night.

Those were a few innocent young monks, all of whom were wise and intelligent, and were trained by Buddhism since childhood. But it was these few young monks who caused the entire Lingshan to riot because of a few words.

"Hey, I don't know when this phone will be turned on. It's really boring to live this day!"

"Yeah, I used to only listen to Buddhist scriptures, but now after playing with my mobile phone, I realized that there are such interesting things in the world."

"I heard that the reason why the mobile phone is turned off is because of our Buddhism. It was the idea of ​​Guanyin Bodhisattva. It was the incident on the forum. At the beginning, it was our Buddhism that was operating. Originally, it was just to disgust Tianting and Qin Hao. But I didn’t expect it to develop into this in the end.”

"There is such a thing? It's true!"

Several people were shocked when they heard this. Now that the mobile phone is turned off, who doesn't know what the big deal is?

But they didn't expect that behind this incident, there was actually a shadow of their Buddhism?

"Of course it's true. I heard my Buddha say this unintentionally. Otherwise, how could I know so clearly?"

Seeing the questioning eyes of several people, the monk immediately listened to Xiao Chest and said proudly.

Hearing this, the other young monks immediately looked at the young monk with envy. People who follow the Buddha speak with confidence!

But what they don't know is, what is this place?

Lingshan!

A place where great power gathers!

Don't look at the fact that there are only a few of them here, but secretly, there are many powerful spiritual thoughts sweeping away. Although they are not aimed at them, they are also subconsciously released divine thoughts.

Therefore, the conversation between these little guys was clearly heard by most people.

"call!"

At this moment, the young monks felt a blur in front of their eyes, and then took a closer look, only to see a few strong men suddenly appearing beside them.

They were so scared that they almost sat on the ground.

Because they have seen these people!

They are all Bodhisattva mounts!

"Is what you said true?"

One of the handsome men in a golden robe asked lightly.

"Uh, it's true, it's true!"

The little monk was stared at by this man, and nodded in fright. He knew this person with a terrifying background. He was the uncle of the Tathagata Buddha, the golden-winged roc!

And those two guys beside him are the bully combination of the entire Lingshan!

Blue Lion King, White Elephant King!

"It turns out that the source of this matter lies in Buddhism, Wucao, I'm almost bored to death these days, and I was looking for those who attacked Qin Hao on the forum back then, I didn't expect it...... Really It surprised me very much!"

The golden-winged roc said in a deep voice, a faint light shone in his eyes.

(To be continued)

Chapter 597 Chaos in the Three Realms

Listening to the three big demons in front of them discussing in a low voice, the faces of the young monks in front of them were pale and bloodless. They didn't expect that they would be seen by these three guys after just discussing this matter. bingo.