Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

"Isn't this thing in the underworld? How could it be in the hands of the auditor?"

"Well, although I know that Mr. Qin Hao has a good relationship with the underworld, but I didn't expect that he can even get such a fucking book of life and death!"

Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the three words in the book of life and death.

Because this thing only exists in legends!

Not to mention living people, even dead people and unqualified ghosts can't easily see this thing, but now they are seeing it with their own eyes!

(To be continued)

Chapter 699 Hello, Your Majesty

The King of Goguryeo was originally in a very happy mood, even when Cheng Chumo said that he wanted to check his achievements, he was very calm.

But when he saw Cheng Chumo take out the book of life and death, his expression changed slightly.

The mood will become uneasy, who knows if the things recorded in the book of life and death will be a little different from what I did.

After all, the idea of ​​a god must be completely different from that of a mortal!

However, after hearing Cheng Chumo's statement that he didn't have much merit or sin, he was relieved.

Fortunately, okay, it seems that the eyes of the gods and the book of life and death are still very accurate, and there is not much difference from their own eyes.

"Pfft, Misty Grass, is this good or bad?"

"Well, I think it should be considered moderate!"

"It's almost mediocre. After all, this guy has no achievements, but he has no crimes. Basically, he won't be punished. It's not bad."

After listening to Cheng Chumo's words, everyone was stunned for a moment. They didn't expect that this king is still good.

In fact, in the eyes of many people, as long as these so-called kings and emperors do not harm the people, they are already very valuable.

Obviously, His Majesty the King in front of him is such a person.

"Okay, I have checked your heirs, and there is nothing too serious. You will continue to be the king in the future. In addition, treat the people well, and arrest all the so-called ministers and ministers who do nothing. Already!"

Cheng Chumo smiled and said slowly.

"Okay, please rest assured, Mr. Auditor, Xiao Wang will definitely punish them severely!"

When the king heard the words, he immediately nodded. Even if Cheng Chu didn't explain this matter silently, he would still deal with it. After all, after the death of those ministers, all the rights would belong to him alone.

However, if it was before, he would be very happy, and maybe even get carried away, but now there is no way, no matter how much power he has, he must be honest.

In the past, he could still think about whether he would still be a servant of the Tang Dynasty, but now, he didn't even dare to think about it, so what if he left the Tang Dynasty?

And Mr. Qin Hao is pressing on it!

Immediately, the three of Cheng Chumo left, watching the three of them leave, the entire hall, whether it was the maids, eunuchs, or even His Majesty the King, heaved a long sigh of relief.

Although the three of Cheng Chumo and the others showed a very gentle attitude when they came here, just think about how they would destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces.

They felt a little cold all over, this is cruel!

I can't afford it!

"Let's all go down and make arrangements. Those rebellious ministers directly ransacked their homes. In addition, logically speaking, their families should all be executed, but for the sake of Mr. Qin Hao, give them a way to survive and leave them behind. Some money, just let them live well!"

His Majesty the King thought about it and ordered.

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was stunned. Logically speaking, even the Zhu Jiu Clan would be too late for such a serious crime as treason, and now His Majesty wants to let them go lightly?

Just to steal the house?

After ransacking the house, leave some wealth to others so that they can continue to live?

Could it be that His Majesty never imagined that those people would hate him very much?

Isn't His Majesty afraid that those people will rebel again?

But they just thought of this, but they smiled helplessly at Xi'an. It seems that they haven't reacted yet, and they are also being forced.

Now that Mr. Qin Hao has taken over the emperors and kings of the whole world, every move of these people is in the eyes of the auditor. If there is another rebellion, then needless to say, the auditor will definitely appear again.

rebel?

It no longer exists!

Moreover, not only does it not exist, but it will give a good impression to the people of the world. After all, for such a serious crime, His Majesty not only does not punish the nine clans, but allows these people to continue to live. Isn't it magnanimous?

Thinking of this, everyone's eyes lit up slightly, and then they walked down one after another.

And all of this was recorded by the little eunuch's live broadcast room.

At this time, there were already tens of millions of people in the live broadcast room. In this prehistoric land, there was nothing else but a large number of people and a large number of monster races.

"Well, I have to say that although this king doesn't have any great achievements, he is really a good person."

"That's right, those ministers who rebelled are just individuals, and the rest of the family are only old and weak women and children. It's actually useless to kill them."

"This king is not bad. Although he is a bit benevolent, it also shows a problem, that is, the character of an ordinary benevolent king is not too bad!"

In the live broadcast room, bullet screens appeared one after another. From the beginning to the end, they saw everything clearly, so they naturally wanted to comment at this time.

"Little eunuch, come here!"

At this time, His Majesty the King watched everyone go down to make arrangements, and then remembered that he asked the little eunuch to take pictures, waved and said with a smile.

He is in a very good mood!

Years of problems, but I didn't expect that today, all of them were solved at once, it was so beautiful that it exploded.

The most important thing is that in name, he is almost the king hand-picked by Mr. Qin Hao and the auditor. Whoever dares to rebel in the future, even if he doesn't care about him, has to think carefully about whether he can stand up to Mr. Qin Hao!

This is a death-free gold medal!

Moreover, this is only for mortals on the surface. Even for those monsters and gods, his status is not ordinary. Ordinary monsters may not dare to make trouble in their country in the future. After all, the name of Mr. Qin Hao Here it is!

Hearing the words, the little eunuch stepped forward tremblingly and knelt down on the ground.

"Well, let me take a look..."

His Majesty the King took the phone and glanced at it, then his eyes widened suddenly, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Haha, hello, Your Majesty the King!"

"Your Majesty, the way you pissed your pants just now is really handsome. I have already made you into an emoji package. Don't worry, you must be popular!"

"Your Majesty, although you are a king, it's a bad habit to pee your pants in the face of a strong enemy!"

In the live broadcast room, a barrage appeared.

"Piss your pants?"

His Majesty the King was stunned, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to test it, and then his face changed wildly. At some point, his pants were actually a little wet!

When did this happen?

Why didn't I find out?

However, what he didn't know was that he peed his pants because when those rebels were about to behead him, and Cheng Chumo and the other three came, his mood went up and down, and he didn't feel anything at all.

(To be continued)

Chapter 700

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The King of Goguryeo coughed repeatedly, his face was like a multicolored light bulb, changing constantly, his eyes were fixed on the live broadcast room, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Say what?

He is a king who controls the life and death of many people. Could it be possible that he can arrest all the people in the live broadcast room?

Can't do it at all!

The most important thing is that the number of people in this f-ck live broadcast room has reached tens of millions. Although he doesn't know how many people there are in the Three Realms, he is sure that the number of these people is definitely not small!

At the very least, it can make him popular in the Three Realms!

However, what made him want to cry was that if he was hot, he would be hot. He would like to see it very much, but it wasn't this kind of hotness!

He is the king of a country, but now, he's pissing his pants!

Thinking of this, His Majesty the King quickly closed the live broadcast room, and looked at the little eunuch viciously. He felt that this guy did it on purpose.

What the hell I asked you to shoot, record it, and then cut it out and post it.

It's nice of you to start the live broadcast directly, which makes me not mentally prepared at all!

"Little eunuch, are you guilty?"

His Majesty the King's chest rose and fell, and he said in a deep voice that he was about to explode, and even he could feel the surprised and weird eyes of the maids, of course, it was just because he thought too much.

"Your Majesty, the little one doesn't know!"

The little eunuch knelt down on the ground, trembling.

"You...... I asked you to shoot the video, who asked you to broadcast it live?"

The king was so angry that he said in a deep voice.

"I think that this is the only way to capture the majestic majesty of His Majesty the King!"

The little eunuch said tremblingly.

His Majesty: "..."

He wondered if there was something wrong with his ears, what did this guy say?

Great and majestic?

I'm sorry, this really doesn't exist, but it's embarrassing, not only embarrassing, but even throwing this person into the Three Realms!

Thinking of this, the King of Goguryeo was distraught.

"Ahem, think about it carefully, Your Majesty. From ancient times to the present, how many people can be famous forever? How many people can still be remembered? Almost very few, but Your Majesty can do it, let's not talk about reputation Whether it’s good or bad, but at the very least, it’s an honor to be famous forever, isn’t it?”

Perhaps the little eunuch felt that his neck was getting cold, so he said hastily.

Hearing this, His Majesty the King was slightly taken aback, hey, what you said seems to make sense!

From ancient times to the present, to be honest, it seems that there is only one person who can really be remembered by others!

That is Qin Shihuang!

Even people who don't study these things know this person, he is almost a well-known figure who just opened his mouth!

But other people are much worse. For example, Li Shimin, maybe out of a thousand people, there are some people who don’t know him. the point.

Compared with this, Qin Shihuang is completely different.

Thinking of this, His Majesty's eyes lit up. Although his reputation is not very good, is it important?

unimportant!

The important thing is that he can be famous forever!

"Haha, what you said makes sense, so I'll let you go this time, and be more careful next time!"

His Majesty the King laughed out loud, his face flushed, as if he had seen the scene where his fame resounded throughout the Three Realms, he quickly opened the forum and Douyin software.

King, just entered, and saw many people discussing these things in the forum.

Mostly, there were turmoil in many countries, and there were even riots in Datang.

Of course, he also saw a picture of himself. It was a man wearing a golden dragon robe, sitting under a chair with a terrified expression on his face. There was even some dampness on his pants!

Under this picture, there are hundreds of thousands of replies!

Totally hot!

When His Majesty the King first saw this picture, his face was still a little red, which was embarrassing.

But when he saw those people's comments, his face became even more rosy, this is excited!

"Haha, His Majesty the king is so interesting, he actually peed his pants!"