Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

"Hahaha!"

Liu Dameng and Lu Yi laughed loudly. Unexpectedly, they found a student for Huaguoshan School on the first day they came!

In this way, the relationship between them is closer, like brothers.

After most of the day, the food was swept away, and the table was really messed up.

Lu Yi was a little worried: "Da Meng, do you have enough money?"

"What is this called!" Liu Dameng took out his mobile phone, full of confidence: "When we came, the instructor gave everyone 1 taels of silver as the travel expenses for this mission. You don't know it!"

"Of course I know. It's just that most of my money is left to my wife. She takes care of the children at home, and she can't live without the money!"

Liu Dameng squinted at him drunkenly: "Just give it! If you don't give your money to your sister-in-law, what do you want to keep it for? Fish therapy?"

They had already seen the introduction of Yujing Demon City on their mobile phones, and knew that there was a very novel way of washing feet called fish therapy.

This time, the reason why they all signed up was also for the purpose of experiencing it.

Lu Yi smiled embarrassingly, and shook his head again and again: "No! I have a wife, why do I do fish therapy!"

He glanced at the food on the table again, and asked with a guilty conscience: "Da Meng, are you sure you have money?"

"That's right! 1 taels of silver, can't you afford the food?" Liu Dameng seemed to be angry, and immediately shouted, "Waiter, pay the bill!"

A young lady in a purple slim cheongsam, showing round and smooth long legs, walked in with a smile on her face: "Okay."

She held the special checkout device for Yujing Restaurant in her hand, and after a few careful glances, she said, "Gentlemen, you have spent a total of 800 taels of silver! If you are paying by mobile phone, just scan here." !"

The young lady handed the checkout device to Liu Dameng, and waited very gently.

"Ten thousand and zero..."

Picking up his mobile phone and swiping at the checkout machine, Liu Dameng was suddenly startled: "How much? More than 800, [-] taels? What the hell is this a black shop?"

Liu Dameng became anxious in an instant, and he roared angrily: "I want to see the bill, show me the price of each dish!"

That young lady seemed to be used to it, and she didn't take his anger very seriously.

She smiled: "Okay."

She pawed a few times on the special checkout machine, and then handed it in front of Liu Dameng's eyes:

"The front is the dishes, and the back is the price."

Liu Dameng looked carefully, his eyes widened immediately!

"Confucius first-class pot 180 taels, Hualan mandarin fish 220 taels, mapo tofu 86 taels, spicy chicken 110 taels..."

"250 taels of braised pork with pickled vegetables, 54 taels of stuffed eggplant, 38 taels of stuffed tofu..."

"A bottle of Coke is 88 taels, daughter red is 380 taels!"

"..."

Fog grass!

Things are so expensive here!

He couldn't help but yelled out loud.

"Dear customer, you can't say that. In fact, the food price of Yujing Restaurant is fair and reasonable, because other restaurants are not cheap."

Liu Dameng was speechless. He looked at the [-] coins with a small change on his mobile phone and was speechless.

Damn, what is embarrassment, this is embarrassment!

It was clearly agreed to treat the brothers to dinner, but something went wrong when paying for it!

Where should I put this face?

What do you guys think of yourself?

Lu Yi and Xiao Qi beside him both felt something was wrong and looked at him worriedly. Sure enough, they heard the last sentence they didn't want to hear!

Xiaoqi took out his mobile phone in embarrassment: "Brother Liu, I only have more than 300."

Lu Yi also took out his mobile phone and sighed: "I'd better ask my wife and ask her to send the money."

"do not want!"

Liu Dameng became stubborn, "It's agreed that I will treat you today, so I don't need a penny from you!"

Under the shocked eyes of several people, he made a video call: "Brother Wang, the world is in an emergency, hurry up and send a red envelope!"

In the opposite video, the instructor Wang Dajiang appeared. He was stunned: "Didn't you have 1 taels of travel expenses and asked me to give you a red envelope?"

"Cough cough!"

Liu Dameng's face was a little red, it was so embarrassing, this was the most embarrassing moment in his life, bar none!

"Brother Wang, don't ask any more questions, help the world, if we don't have your red envelope, we won't be able to leave!"

(To be continued)

Chapter 1237

daughter country.

The queen forcibly poured Tang Monk wine, and the angry scorpion was furious. Her fingers slammed on the strings of the pipa, emitting a golden light!

"Bang!!"

The wine glass that was handed to Tang Seng's lips suddenly fell to the ground and shattered immediately!

Tang Seng heaved a sigh of relief, but he said in an embarrassing way: "A monk should be diligent and thrifty. It's a pity that such fine wine is spilled on the ground. It's a sin!"

The queen's beautiful face became a little red, she turned around instinctively, and stared at the scorpion spirit suspiciously!

However, the scorpion spirit restrained her anger long ago, and continued to play the pipa with her delicately drooping eyes.

"When you crack the pipa, my wine glass will be broken. Don't tell me, it has nothing to do with you."

The queen walked up to the scorpion spirit step by step. She is not a fool, for no reason, can a good wine glass be broken?

Lie to the child!

"I, I really don't know!"

The scorpion spirit seemed to be terrified, her jade legs were trembling, and her delicate facial features became a little less beautiful because of fear.

She stood up tremblingly, her face was facing the queen, but her eyes were aimed at Tang Seng: "Holy Monk, you have to say something fair for me!"

This kind of coquettish and coquettish behavior, similar to asking for help, made a certain part of Tang Seng's heart soften instantly.

"Your Majesty, the poor monk sees it clearly, and it really has nothing to do with her, so don't embarrass her."

"Ok?"

Tang Seng's words successfully angered the queen: "You actually prefer her, don't you think it's mine?"

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Tang Seng's brain instantly felt like being struck by lightning, what, just partiality?

Obviously it's none of my business!

I really didn't expect that the impeccably beautiful queen would frame someone!

"No! Your Majesty, the poor monk has no partiality. The female benefactor obviously did nothing, and the glass was broken. It really has nothing to do with her!"

Tang Seng hastily explained, sweat dripped from his forehead again, he is a serious monk, how could he be biased towards female sex!

He can't afford such a crime!

Xie Zijing looked at Tang Seng, tried his best to explain to himself, and couldn't help being moved.

I really deserve to be the Jin Chanzi I have loved for so many years. Although he didn't know the reason for the disturbance in Lingshan back then, and even though he was reincarnated, he still has no affection for him, but I will defend his true feelings and believe After getting along for a long time, she will definitely be able to win his heart!

Thinking of this, a hint of complacency appeared on Scorpion's exquisite face.

hum!Queen, you are a little mortal woman, you just want to fight with me, what a daydream!

"His Majesty!"

Tang Seng was entangled, caught between two women, it was too difficult for him!

He switched Guan Wen as soon as possible, let's go to the West to learn scriptures!

"The poor monk asks His Majesty to switch Guan Wen immediately, and let the poor monk go west immediately!"

When the Queen heard this, her face turned pale with anger. If you looked carefully, you could see the slightly shaking body and clenched fists under the thin clothes.

"If you stay, the Daughter Country will be yours, and of course, I will also be yours."

The Queen suddenly said something out of nowhere, and both Tang Seng and Xie Zijing were stunned.

Hemp egg!

The scorpion was so furious that he wished to show his true nature immediately and kill the woman opposite him!

No shame!

shameless!

For a dignified queen, it's nothing more than a beauty trick, and she even took the whole city to pay her back!

Don't even bother!

The facial features of the scorpion spirit were distorted, she stared fiercely at the queen, the anger in her eyes could ignite the entire palace!

The queen didn't feel her anger, and her eyes were always locked on Tang Seng.

A beauty with a beautiful face, coupled with the wealth of the whole country, I don't believe it, he is not tempted!

What's so good about learning Buddhist scriptures? The mountains are high and the roads are far away, and it's extremely boring.

The queen is calm and relaxed, because she believes that no matter who it is, she will agree!

Even the most determined person!

The crimson lips outline a charming smile.

"Beauty and wealth are what everyone in the world wants. At this moment, as long as you stay, they are all yours!"

The queen's voice was full of confidence, and even more bewitching.

The heart of the scorpion was raised in her throat, her beautiful eyes were wide open, and her cherry lips were slightly parted, silently muttering: "Don't! Don't!"

The queen approached Tang Seng lightly, and a burst of fragrance hit Tang Seng, which made Tang Seng flustered.

"Let's stay. From now on, you will be the emperor and I will be the queen, and you will have children and share this great country. Wouldn't it be wonderful?"

A skirt of clothes brushed Tang Seng's face, and the happy queen gently leaned towards Tang Seng.

The scorpion spirit quietly stretched out its hand, and was about to shoot out a golden light, knocking the queen aside. Unexpectedly, Tang Seng said, "Your Majesty, the poor monk doesn't want to stay!"

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When the Queen heard this, the happiness on her face disappeared, replaced by disbelief.

what?

He doesn't want both the wealth of the country and the beauty of the city?

"What did you say? I didn't hear clearly, please say it again!"

"The poor monk said that the poor monk doesn't want to stay, and can't stay. It is the poor monk's wish and duty to worship Buddha and learn from the scriptures. Please ask the queen to change the Guanwen immediately and let the poor monk go west!"

The queen was startled and angry, and her expression immediately turned cold: "You have to think about it, do you really want to go west?"

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Yujing demon city.

Axiang's family, after Qin Hao opened the gate of Yujing City, also selected a tour guide, and then entered the city.

They chose a female tour guide, tall and with a sweet smile on her face.

"Grandma, big sister, hello kids! My name is Xiaochao, thank you for choosing me as your tour guide, I will try my best to serve you and provide you with the best tour service."

Xiaochao looks very easy-going, with big eyes and a very smart appearance.

"Thank you for your hard work!"