Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

A crisp, but cold voice came from the top of people's heads, like an emotionless robot, but the voice was like thunder, shaking people's eardrums!

Everyone was wondering in their hearts, who is this?

They all looked up and saw nothing!

"May I ask who is here?"

Qin Hao's clear voice sounded.

The voice was a little familiar, but Qin Hao couldn't remember it for a while, as if he had a lot of malice.

"Qin Hao, you boy didn't invite me to participate in such a grand event held in Yujing Demon City. Does this mean you don't take me seriously?"

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Jindou Mountain.

Others don't know, how can the scorpion spirit not know that this stinky pig is the grandson of the Taishang Laojun!

Pro-disciple!

This dear master who can't be more dear, he actually said that he was ashamed and right, there is a story on the cliff!

"Please tell your story!"

Scorpion Jing is a fan of variety shows, and subconsciously uttered a particularly classic line from a certain variety show.

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Do not say!

Don't say it even if you kill him!

My old pig is a man with backbone!

The corners of the scorpion's lips curled up, and a wicked smile rose on her pretty face,

"You really don't say it?"

"Ah."

"You really didn't say it?"

"······,Um!"

"Then don't blame the king!"

As the scorpion spirit said, a huge phantom immediately appeared behind her body, it was a huge scorpion!

"Say it! My old pig said it's okay!"

This aunt can't be offended!

Ahem, mainly because I can't offend the poisonous needle on her tail!

Zhu Bajie looked frustrated, pouted his big pig's mouth, and there were tears in his big eyes.

"At the beginning, my old pig was confused for a while, and while I was drunk, I went to play Fairy Chang'e, you all know that!"

The scorpion essence had put away the huge phantom, returned to its normal appearance, and nodded.

"Then, my old pig was cast down to the mortal world and practiced again, otherwise you wouldn't have met me."

The more Zhu Bajie talked, the more sad he became, tears fell down.

"Fairy Chang'e was one of the first batch of gods. After being molested by my old pig, she insisted on letting the Jade Emperor remove my old pig's celestial roots. From then on, she fell into reincarnation and became a mortal forever."

Zhu Bajie was very sad, if that happened, let alone the future of Marshal Tianpeng, he would never be in the fairy class and suffer from the endless samsara!

Such a life is worse than death!

But Fairy Chang'e clung to her, and she must be severely punished.

His master, Master Xuandu, did not dare to intercede, for fear of hurting himself.

In this way, even Zhu Bajie gave up his begging and accepted his fate.

At this time, Taishang Laojun came.

He has always been partial to this disciple and grandson, and even gave him the nine-toothed nail rake.

The nine-toothed rake can restrain the golden cudgel!

It can be seen that the Taishang loves Zhu Bajie.

Taishang Laojun asked the Jade Emperor to give Zhu Bajie a chance to reform, and even asked Fairy Chang'e to intercede.

He is the good corpse of Daode Tianzun, which is equivalent to the level of a saint. According to his status, he is more detached than the Jade Emperor.

Fairy Chang'e naturally didn't want to push her harder, so she just said, "It's cheaper for him!"

Just walk away!

Xie Zijing understood, it turned out that Zhu Bajie was enlightened by Avalokitesvara, and recognized Tang Seng as his master to go to the West to learn scriptures, it was all begged by the Taishang Laojun!

No wonder he was ashamed of the Supreme Being, he was the most transcendent existence in the Three Realms, and he hadn't begged anyone for many years.

He even humbly begged the Jade Emperor and Chang'e for his disciples and grandchildren.

If you don't really love me, I really can't do it!

"I see!"

The scorpion spirit was full of sympathy, she nodded and said: "Your master is very kind to you. However, you still have to invite him, otherwise you won't be able to save the holy monk!"

As for the treasures held by that green ox spirit, let alone a Taiyi Jinxian cultivation base, even if Monkey King came, it might not be easy to use.

As the saying goes, one must tie the bell to untie it. Since it is Taishang's mount, let him handle it!

"My old pig really won't go!"

Zhu Bajie came up to be stubborn, he lay on his back on the ground, looking like an old pig who just won't go, what can you do to me!

The scorpion spirit was not angry, she just quietly walked to his side, and then, a pipa appeared in her hand, and she kept playing it to Zhu Bajie!

The golden light is shining, and the pipa is clanging!

"Ah! Ahh!"

Zhu Bajie screamed repeatedly, I don't know why, but after hearing her pipa sound, my head hurts like it's about to burst, it hurts like death!

"Stop playing, I'll go, why don't I go, old pig!"

Zhu Bajie's tears flowed down again, and he soared into the sky with grievances, going to the 33rd heaven.

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Fairy product press conference.

Well!

Haha!

It really is!

As soon as Qin Hao slapped his thigh, he was so busy that he didn't invite this one!

"Hou Tu empress! Welcome, welcome!"

He quickly got up to greet him with a smile all over his face.

On the stage, a cloud of black mist appeared, and the mist cleared, revealing a graceful figure, elegant and unique, like a blooming lotus.

The current Empress Houtu has changed a lot from before.

Although his tone was still cold, there was a slight smile on his face.

"I want to invite my empress, but I'm afraid you won't come! Who would have thought that you would give face like this!"

"Hey! You bastard, you obviously forgot about me, but you are sophistrying! Forget it, I don't care about you, but don't even think about sitting in your chair!"

After she finished speaking, her graceful figure swayed slightly, and she was already sitting in Qin Hao's seat.

"Hahaha! Houtu, you have changed! You have become so naughty!"

Sage Nuwa didn't expect her to come, so she immediately switched places with Jade Emperor and sat next to her.

Sitting together with two stunning saints and beauties, they are really more beautiful than peach blossoms!

The audience off the stage were all stunned. Apart from fairy products, there are such explosive benefits?

"Unexpectedly, Empress Houtu also came to support Mr. Qin Hao! This is really shameless!"

"Indeed! She is in the six realms of reincarnation. For many years, who has seen her participate in any grand event? She just came to Yujing Demon City!"

"Heavenly face!"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, people who were stunned kept sending comments.

The press conference finally started, and a group of women in cheongsams, holding fruit plates, walked onto the stage gracefully.

Then face the audience and line up at the front.

(To be continued)

Chapter 1253 What the fuck

The press conference finally started. A group of women in cheongsams, holding fruit plates covered in red cloth, walked onto the stage gracefully.

Then face the audience and line up at the front.

Hong Haier grinned: "Friends, do you feel a little uneasy looking at these beautiful women? Hehe, don't focus on them, but on their hands!"

"Look!"

His voice suddenly increased, and with this sound, the women all removed the red cloth covering the fruit plate, and then, the big, red, juicy fairy peaches were displayed in front of everyone!

Not to mention mortals, in fact, even those relatively low-level gods have no chance to eat fairy peaches!

After all, it takes too long for Xiantao to mature, the shortest is 3000 years.

Therefore, every year at the Pantao meeting, those who can be invited are also high-ranking gods with heads and faces.

So much so that when these fairy peaches came into view, everyone, yes, everyone gasped!

Except for the top figures in these three worlds on the stage.

"Mist Grass! There are so many fairy peaches, can we get one?"

"Many? Don't you see how many people are there! It's probably hundreds of times that of these fairy peaches!"

"That's right, there is only one person out of hundreds of people who can get a fairy peach. The odds are really pitifully low."

"That's enough! If it wasn't for Tianting and Mr. Qin Hao, would we have a chance to get Xiantao? Don't even think about it!"

"..."

Discussions one after another continued to sound in the venue, with envy, surprise, and anticipation.

"Next, release Xiantao!"

As Honghaier said, he picked up a fairy peach and put it in his mouth.

"Ah, how did you eat?"

Many people shouted in unison.

Honghai laughed and put the peach back on the plate: "I was just joking! After all, this is the Jade Emperor's wish, how can I make trouble!"

"This naughty boy!" Jade Emperor couldn't laugh or cry, this brat is really bad!

The Bull Demon King sitting in the middle of the venue laughed loudly when he saw it!

"Hahaha! Look at my old cow's son, how clever! Just follow his father, just follow his father!"

The Iron Fan Princess next to him was ashamed of him, as long as it was a good thing, she would embrace her, and she didn't feel ashamed to panic!

"Don't make trouble, tell me quickly, how much is Xiantao?"

Someone can't wait.

If they don't have enough money, they still have mobile phone bills, so even if they lose everything, they still have to buy it!

After all, after becoming an immortal and attaining the Tao, do you still worry about money?