Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

After a long while, Taishang Laojun nodded, frowned, thought carefully, and walked out of Yujing Mountain slowly.

However, shortly after he left, he suddenly stopped.

Well, why did I come to Yujing Mountain?

(To be continued)

Chapter 1265 Stealing the Elixir

Taishang Laojun sat on the back of Qingniu Jing, and suddenly came back to his senses, he seemed to be fooled!

"Hey, Qingniu, no wonder he tricked you into taking a diamond bracelet!"

Taishang Laojun patted Qing Niu Jing on the head, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Moo!"

The green cow spirit let out a depressed cry.

"Okay, let's go back, it's really noisy here, just study how to open this shop!"

Taishang Laojun thought for a while and said slowly.

Immediately, the Green Ox Essence slowly flew towards the sky.

.......

At the same time, Honghaier, Nezha, and Xiaotiangou got together.

Speaking of which, for many gods in the heavenly court, the press conference of the fairy product is a moment to show the majesty of the heavenly court, so they are naturally willing to see it.

But for Nezha, it was very boring, so he took Xiao Tiangou out of Yujing Mountain and entered Yujing Demon City.

Coincidentally, when the red boy came out, he happened to run into the two of them.

"Huh? Are you Nezha?"

Seeing Nezha, Honghaier said in surprise.

Nezha turned his head and was not surprised. Over the years, they have participated in too many shows, and they are very familiar with each other.

"Hey, they are all participating in the fairy product launch event, it's really boring."

Hong Haier shook his head and said helplessly.

"Yeah, there aren't any new shows recently, it's too boring!"

"Hehe, that's not bad. The two of you are just idlers. Thinking back, you didn't have anything. Isn't it great now?"

Xiao Tiangou said indifferently.

Two people and one dog, just walking aimlessly.

Suddenly, Honghaier's eyes lit up, he clapped his hands, and exclaimed: "You said, since the elixir is so valuable, why don't we go get some elixir and sell it?"

As soon as these words came out, Nezha's eyes lit up. Although they were not short of money, they didn't want to waste the opportunity to make money!

Look at the excited mortals in the press conference. Seeing the elixir is like seeing a relative. If they get some elixir, wouldn't they get rich directly?

"However, we do have some elixir, but those elixirs are top-notch, and we are not willing to use them ourselves. How can we sell them?"

Soon, Hong Haier's face became melancholy.

Nezha is the son of Tianwang Tota Li, so there is no shortage of elixir.

As for Honghai'er's background, there's no need to say much. To him, the elixir is just a number, but those things are too top-notch!

Useful for them!

"Hey, if you want to say who has the most elixir among the three realms, it is naturally the Taishang Laojun. Although he is a master of alchemy, there are also many waste pills. For the Taishang Laojun, that thing is burning fire. Yes, but it's different for mortals!"

Nezha thought about it carefully, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile.

As soon as these words came out, Hong Haier's spirit was shaken, so the two of them looked at each other, the corners of their mouths slightly raised.

They didn't communicate at all, but their steps were very consistent!

The speed was extremely fast, and they had a bold idea, that is to go to Tusita Palace and get some rubbish elixir.

Even if Taishang Laojun knew about it, he wouldn't care.

It's very simple, because those elixirs are rubbish to him, they are used to burn fire. Do you care that there is a little less firewood in your home?

don't care!

They often come into contact with mortals and play in the world, so they know this truth.

And they believed that the Taishang Laojun would never know this truth.

Not long after, the three arrived outside Tushita Palace.

"Let's just go in like this? Not too good, what if Laojun is at home?"

Looking at the plaque above, Honghaier said hesitantly.

It was the first time for him to come to Tushita Palace, not to mention, the fairy spirit here is ethereal and majestic.

"What are you afraid of? If Laojun is at home, we will say that we are here to ask for elixir, and we must not say that we are here to get those useless pills. If Laojun finds out that we are going to sell them to ordinary people, we will be finished!"

Nezha thought for a while and said in a deep voice.

"What?"

Hearing this, Hong Haier suddenly asked in amazement: "Those waste pills, I think the old man wouldn't care about them at all, why don't we just ask for them, why do we need to be sneaky?"

Nezha immediately rolled his eyes, and said helplessly: "You are stupid, if Laojun knows where we are going to sell to mortals, he will definitely think that we are going to deceive people. The most important thing is that it may not be good for his reputation. Not too good, after all, to him, that's rubbish!"

Red Boy suddenly realized and nodded.

Immediately, the three of them entered the Tushita Palace, and saw that the Tushita Palace was very simple, without too many fancy decorations. In the middle of the hall, there was a huge alchemy furnace with flames rising from below.

But what makes people feel strange is that even though the alchemy furnace is burning all the time, the temperature of the hall is not hot, but rather cool.

"Ahem, um, is anyone home?"

Honghaier looked around in the silence, coughed dryly, and shouted loudly.

However, there was silence in response to him.

"Is anyone there? If no one is there, then I can go in?"

After saying that, Hong Haier looked around again, and then walked into the hall cautiously.

"Hurry up, hurry up, move quickly, find those garbage elixir, it should be nearby, this thing won't be placed too far away!"

Nezha walked in quickly, and then searched around.

In fact, this gossip furnace has always been guarded by golden horns and silver horns. Even if the Taishang Laojun leaves, they will not leave.

But today, I don't know why the two of them are not here, so this gave the three of them a chance.

"found it!"

Soon, Hong Haier ran over with a gourd in his arms, and saw that the gourd was about the size of a baby, and it was already considered huge among the gourds.

"Here are those waste pills!"

Nezha's eyes lit up, he looked around cautiously, and then the three disappeared in place.

Not long after the three of them disappeared, two cute boys walked in talking and laughing.

"Huh? No!"

A boy in a golden robe suddenly sniffed, and said solemnly, "Other people have been here before!"

The boy in the silver robe was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously looked around.

"It seems that someone has indeed been here. Could it be that monkey who came again?"

Thinking of this, the expressions of the two boys suddenly changed. This scene is a bit familiar!

500 years ago, monkeys made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. They experienced it once, but at that time, they were ordered by the master, so they didn't pay much attention to it.

But this time is different!

"See if there's anything missing."

After talking, the two quickly searched nearby.

And at this moment, Taishang Laojun slowly walked in with a calm expression.

(To be continued)

Chapter 1266 Useless Things

The moment they saw Taishang Laojun coming in, the two boys, Jinjiaoyinjiao, stopped their movements immediately.

He looked at his master anxiously.

"En? What's the matter? What are you looking for? Otherwise, the master will help you find it?"

Taishang Laojun looked thoughtful, but he didn't pay too much attention to what the two boys were doing, he just said something casually.

However, he found that after these words were spoken, the expressions of the two boys suddenly changed.

At this moment, no matter how stupid Taishang Laojun was, he knew that something must have happened, otherwise it would not have happened.

"master......."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao glanced at each other, their faces were ugly, and they said in a deep voice: "Master, just now, we discovered that someone had entered the Tushita Palace, but we didn't find out who it was!"

"what are you saying?"

Hearing this, Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed, his brows were wrinkled, and his fingers quickly counted.

After a while, Taishang Laojun let go of his fingers with a strange expression.

"It's really strange, Honghaier, Nezha, Xiaotiangou? What's the use of them stealing those waste pills?"

For Taishang Laojun, knowing what happened in an instant is basically a normal operation. After all, no one disturbs the secrets, so the secrets are obvious.

But what makes him feel strange is that both Honghaier and Nezha are people with some backgrounds. For them, pills are basically at their fingertips, even top-notch pills.

And now, these two guys, plus a dog, actually came to steal his useless pills?

"Strange!"

Taishang Laojun murmured in a low voice with a strange expression.

"What? Master, what do you mean, Hong Boy and Nezha are the ones who stole the elixir? And they stole the elixir?"

Although the voice was very low, Jinjiaoyinjiao could still hear it clearly.

The two suddenly asked in surprise.

"That's right!"

Taishang Laojun breathed a sigh of relief, although he didn't know what those three guys were going to do, but at least, his Tushita Palace was not ransacked.

500 years ago, Monkey King was able to steal the elixir under his own instruction. Otherwise, how could Monkey King succeed?

If Honghaier and the others succeed, they will lose face.

As for now, it's just some waste pills, it doesn't matter at all.

"Master, it's the two of us who are not in charge, please punish me!"

Hearing that it was just some useless pills, the two breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly knelt on the ground to plead guilty.

They know that this kind of thing, no matter whether the garbage is stolen or not, but at least it is their dereliction of duty, so they must apologize.

It's like, although my own garbage has been stolen, but at least someone else has stolen it at home!

And the two of them, the gatekeepers, didn't know anything about it, which made it very uncomfortable.

"Well, it's okay, it's just some useless things!"

Taishang Laojun waved his hand indifferently, he is not the kind of person who cares about everything.

Immediately, he sat in front of the alchemy furnace, and said lightly: "This time, the Green Ox Essence went to the Earth Immortal Realm to act as an obstacle for learning scriptures. Although he gained a lot of merit, he lost the vajra bracelet!"