Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

(To be continued)

Chapter 1352 Roundtable

"You foodies, you only know the persimmons on the mountain, let's see if the Great Sage can win!"

"Hahaha! This is a good idea, and it can also help the surrounding villagers get rich!"

Barrages flew up in the live broadcast room, and netizens were asking Zhu Bajie to sell persimmons.

Some people even suggested that they should just go to Qijue Mountain and pick them by themselves!

Zhu Bajie continued the live broadcast: "You have also seen that this red phosphorous boa constrictor does not show its true face at all in the red clouds. My old pig can't take a close-up shot! My old pig can only see two of them at the scene. It has big red bloody eyes, and patches of red phosphorus on its body. Right now, this boa constrictor has not been cultivated to form yet, and it is only halfway through cultivation. If the cultivation is successful, we are probably the food in its belly Already!"

"Indeed!" Netizens echoed by posting bullet screens one after another. What Zhu Bajie said was the real situation. Such a giant python, let alone getting close, would be scary even from a distance!

That big mouth is as big as a house!

Perhaps it was the flashing lights that made the boa constrictor very uncomfortable. It swayed and rushed towards several people.

Sun Wukong and Xie Zijing face off, while Zhu Bajie hides behind while holding the phone!

cough cough!He wants to broadcast live!

Above the sky, the cloud-like boa constrictor spirit even fought to a tie with the Monkey King and the Scorpion spirit, and the two of them didn't get any advantage, which is really amazing.

Let's not talk about power, let's talk about this body.

After Sun Wukong used spells, he could be ten thousand feet tall, and after the huge Bull Demon King became his real body, he could be hundreds of feet long.And this red phosphorous boa constrictor is already so big before it has been cultivated and formed. If it is cultivated and formed, I am afraid that even Monkey King and the gods may not be able to beat it.

In the eyes of everyone, they have fought for hundreds of rounds, but they still can't win.

Now not only the audience, even Zhu Bajie was a little anxious.

Victory or defeat is a small matter, but face is a big matter!

If the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and the Scorpion Essence couldn't defeat the red-scaled python, then how could they get along in the future?

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In the depths of the blue sky, there is chaos and void.

Amidst the clouds and mist, a majestic hall looms.

Biyou Palace!

Nine old men sat around a large round table in awe. The atmosphere was very similar to the round table meeting in Qin Hao's previous life.

But the solemnity of the atmosphere is more serious than the round table meeting.

On the right side of the Master Tongtian are three monks, they are the three Buddhas of the past, present and future!

The Lantern Buddha represents the Buddhas of the past, Shakyamuni Buddha is the Tathagata Buddha, representing the present Buddhas, and Maitreya Buddha represents the future Buddhas!

Next to them, it turned out to be the second sage of the West, who received Zhunti!

In addition to them, just opposite the leader of Tongtian, there are three sages who have lived in seclusion for an unknown number of years!

It is Shennong, Fuxi, and Xuanyuan Huangdi!

Fortunately, the two saints of the West and the three Buddhas of the past, future and present have seen strong winds and waves, so their faces remained calm and calm.

However, my heart was shocked like never before!

That's right, it's shocking!

Shennong, that is, Emperor Yan, is respected by the world as "the ancestor of medicine", "the emperor of Shennong" and "the emperor of the earth".

His appearance is very strange, he is eight feet seven inches tall, with a human body and cow head, a dragon face and big lips, a thin body, and his body is transparent except for his limbs and head!

Fuxi, the elder brother of the sage Nuwa, has the head of a man and the body of a snake.

He took the body of a boa constrictor, the head of a crocodile, the horns of a stag, the eyes of a tiger, the scales of a red carp, the legs of a monitor lizard, the claws of a goshawk, the tail of a white shark, and the beard of a long beard, and created the dragon!In addition, he also created gossip and some characters.

As for Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, he was the co-lord of the human race in ancient times and the head of the three emperors.

The great achievements of the Yellow Emperor are innumerable. He unified the Huaxia tribes and conquered the Dongyi and Jiuli tribes.During his reign, he sowed hundreds of grains and plants, vigorously developed production, began to make clothes, build boats, make music, and create medicine!

Shennong, Fuxi, and Xuanyuan Huangdi are the ancestors of the human race. They have been living in seclusion in Huoyun Cave for many years, avoiding the world.

Today, but was invited to Biyou Palace by Tongtian at the same time?

This is what happened?

Their faces were uncertain, and they didn't know why the Master Tongtian invited them here.

However, what one can guess is that it must be related to the Three Realms, or even to everything in the world!

"Everyone!"

After a while of silence, Master Tongtian spoke slowly, with a dignified voice: "Yesterday, I went to see Tuer's latest movie, "Super Body", and was deeply shocked after watching it. I don't know why, but I didn't sleep all night."

Regarding the movie, the Second Saint and the Three Buddhas of the West have seen the introduction on the mobile phone forum, and they think it is quite new, and they don't think too much about it.

After Tongtian finished reading it, he didn't sleep all night?

Shenlong, Fuxi and Xuanyuan Huangdi don't have mobile phones, so of course they don't know what a movie is, let alone what "Super Body" is.

But the expression of Master Tongtian showed that the matter seemed serious?

"Fellow Tongtian Daoist, you have long since beheaded the corpse to become a saint, yet you still have unsolved doubts, so that you mobilize the masses to find us?"

"good."

Master Tongtian took out his mobile phone, clicked on a video, and handed it to the Three Emperors.

"Jieyin Zhunti, and the Three Buddhas, I have sent the URL to your mobile phones, please open it and have a look."

When the movie was released, the audience recorded the video and posted it on the Internet.

Although it is a short video, it allows those who have not been able to buy a ticket, or those who cannot go because of something, to have a quick look at it.

The Lord Tongtian also recorded it at that time, he recorded the part where Lucy spews out a large amount of lightning and flint!

After watching the three emperors of the human race, they were directly shocked!

"Ah? This woman, what is she vomiting? It's so raw!"

Seeing a large piece of lightning spit out from the thin woman's mouth, directly throwing her to the ground, Fuxi was the first to shout out.

The Second Saint and Three Buddhas of the West were also immediately shocked!

"I also want to know, what did she vomit?"

Following an old voice, Daoist Hongjun with white beard and hair floated in.

"Master!"

The Master Tongtian and the Second Saint of the West hurriedly stood up and saluted. Unexpectedly, the teacher came!

The three emperors of the human race and the three Buddhas of the past, present and future also stood up to greet them.

After Hongjun asked them to sit down, he asked straightforwardly: "Tongtian, I watched this video too, and it was very shocking!"

Tong Tian nodded, he didn't expect this video to shock the teacher, wouldn't it shock the Three Realms?

As a half-sage of heaven, Hongjun has already seen through the cultivation method. Logically speaking, movies and entertainment do not arouse his interest at all.

However, the video of Lucy spraying lightning and flint really shocked him!

"What exactly is this woman spraying? Why is it so powerful after spraying it?"

(To be continued)

Chapter 1353

The audience in the live broadcast room saw that the red-scaled python was so powerful that even Monkey King and Xie Zijing could not defeat it, and they were stunned for a while.

"Mist grass, is this the invincible existence in the legend? It is already so big without cultivation. If it is formed after cultivation, is there any existence in the world that is bigger than it and stronger?"

"Look! The Grand Sage's face has changed. He has never been so solemn. Does this mean that he is also helpless?"

"It should be. After the Great Holy Lord uses the spell, he is only ten thousand feet tall, and he can't compare to the unformed red-scaled boa constrictor!"

The audience is in a hurry. If this continues, the situation is not optimistic!

Zhu Bajie, who was broadcasting the live broadcast, was even more anxious. This was his first live broadcast, and it turned out that the senior brother couldn't beat a giant python. Does this count as shooting himself in the foot?

In desperation, Zhu Bajie thought, my old pig has to help!

As he was thinking like this, his fingers accidentally touched something, and the phone rang suddenly!

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!"

I don't know which song's prelude sounded in everyone's ears.

Sun Wukong and Xie Zijing don't matter, after all, after playing on the phone for so long, this song is no longer new.

But the red-scaled python had never heard of it before, and he was taken aback when he heard it, and the rhythm of the fight with Monkey King also slowed down a beat.

Monkey King's golden cudgel hit it immediately!

"Ow!"

The red-scaled boa constrictor screamed, and its huge body rolled in mid-air, stirring up a cyclone all over the sky!

"Ah?! Misty Grass, it's afraid of music!"

Zhu Bajie discovered this shocking secret, and immediately switched the phone page temporarily, and kept scrolling through the song library.

He wanted to find a song with a loud voice and momentum that could produce a shocking effect!

A burst of majestic music came, others just thought the song was very special, but the eyes of the red-scaled boa constrictor suddenly shrank!

Obviously, it is restless!

The fight with Monkey King and Scorpion Spirit was also full of mistakes, and he was attacked from time to time!

The red-scaled boa constrictor was so stretched, he had to resist the trouble of the singing, and at the same time guard against the chasing and beating of the two, it was really miserable!

"Mist Grass! This big python is afraid of music!"

Zhu Bajie became more and more proud, and turned the phone's volume to the maximum!

"Looking at the iron hooves clanging, walking all over thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, I stand on the cusp of the wind and waves and hold the sun and the moon to spin! May the world of fireworks be peaceful and happy. I really want to live another 500 years!"

When the loudest singing came out from the mobile phone, the big python couldn't take it anymore, roared and walked away!

In mid-air, people only saw the red tail and the red dust, gradually drifting away, and lost the trace in a short time!

Sun Wukong: "..."

Scorpion essence: "..."

Unexpectedly, the boa constrictor, which the two of them were fighting so hard, was scared away by Zhu Bajie playing a song!

Is this a noise effect?

They know that some animals have very low resistance to noise, and humans feel that the noise that is not loud can annoy the animals to death.

It is estimated that this boa constrictor was scared away by the song it thought was noise!

Live broadcast room: "This! Are you scared away?"

"A song can scare it away. It's hard to see that a behemoth is afraid of songs!"

"I don't know where it went, it's better to run into the river, and drown myself in fright!"

"Hahaha, talking upstairs is really interesting, I am so funny!"

Zhu Bajie couldn't help grinning as he watched the strong reaction from the audience in the live broadcast room.

Because of this live broadcast, he earned [-] million!

It's a mobile phone bill of [-] million!

"Bajie, you did a good job this time!"

"Yes, Second Senior Brother, thanks to you!"

Sun Wukong and Xie Zijing panted for a long time, and they all came to thank him.