Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

Sun Wukong thought for a while, let Bajie block the back hole here, while he somersaulted, jumped to the front mountain, found the snake hole, put the golden cudgel in through the front hole, and poked wildly.

The boa constrictor was stabbed in unbearable pain, and suddenly jumped out from the back hole.

Zhu Bajie couldn't dodge in time, he jumped on the boa constrictor, hugged the boa constrictor and didn't let go.

His mobile phone fell to the ground and fell several feet away.

When Scorpion saw it, he quickly picked it up and was about to hand it to him, but Zhu Bajie shouted, "Hurry up and record it for me, I want to upload it to the forum! Or start a live broadcast!"

How could Xie Zijing be in the mood to record a video for him, so he just clicked into the live broadcast room.

When the audience saw Zhu Bajie gliding in mid-air on the body of a huge red phosphorous python, they were shocked!

"Mist Grass! Zhu Bajie is riding on a boa constrictor, isn't he afraid of being eaten?"

"At any rate, he is also a Taiyi Golden Immortal. No matter how bad he is, he won't be eaten."

"Then what is he going to do? Taking out the posture of catching a dragon and binding a tiger, is he trying to catch this python?"

"I guess so!"

There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room, and Zhu Bajie couldn't see him. He was carried by the python and jumped over the ravine, crossed the Rotten Persimmon River, and came to a forest for minutes.

Sun Wukong chased after him closely.

Suddenly, the boa constrictor suddenly jumped into the air, then fell down again, and then kept jumping and jumping!

The belly was bent for a while, like a boat; for a while, it bowed again, like a bridge!

What's even more incomprehensible is that the giant python kept throwing its stomach to the ground!

As if you were going to throw yourself to death!

???

Monkey King, Xie Zijing, and Zhu Bajie on the python were all stunned.

What's going on, did the boa constrictor go crazy all of a sudden?

(To be continued)

Chapter 1355

Monkey King, Xie Zijing, and Zhu Bajie on the python were all stunned.

What's going on, did the boa constrictor go crazy all of a sudden?

Suddenly, the boa constrictor's stomach swelled into a big lump, then recovered, and then swelled up again, and then recovered.

In this way, it keeps puffing up and recovering.

And the earth and Qijue Mountain also kept trembling as it went crazy!

The persimmons on the mountain fell one after another, and all rolled into the rotten persimmon river.

The red-scaled boa constrictor kept jumping up and down, as if the pain was unbearable!

In the end, a hole was hammered out of the boa constrictor's stomach!

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw this scene!

Okay, why is your stomach broken?

The moment the boa constrictor's stomach burst, its head turned around quickly, as if it wanted to swallow something.

However, what it swallowed was its own stomach!

"Mist Grass! Is this crazy? It even swallowed your own stomach!"

"It's all right now, the goblin ate herself!"

"The people around can finally live and work in peace and contentment!"

As the barrage flew up in the live broadcast room, the giant python lay motionless on the ground like a thick tree pole.

Zhu Bajie jumped off the boa constrictor and raised the rake to hit it. Suddenly, the boa constrictor's belly opened, and Zhu Bajie jumped back in fright!

Tang Seng came out of his mouth and said: "Apprentices, the boa constrictor has been killed by the teacher, quickly drag it back and show it to the people in Tuoluozhuang."

Sun Wukong: "..."

The person in the live broadcast room: "······"

It turned out that the reason why the boa constrictor was lying on the mountain and exposed outside the cave was because Tang Seng was in his stomach and kept hammering it?

Can't stand the pain?

In the end, its stomach was really hammered!

This is too fierce, Tang Seng actually hammered the belly of the red-scaled boa constrictor?

From now on, everyone can't underestimate Tang Seng!

He is no longer that mediocre person who has no strength to restrain a chicken and no ability to resist.

From now on, everyone wanted to know, would those goblins detour when they saw Tang Seng?

After all, who can bear to have his belly exploded at every turn?

Tang Monk didn't eat the meat, his stomach burst first!

Sun Wukong and others dragged the dead body of the python back to Tuoluo Village.

The common people were overjoyed and rushed to tell each other.

Everyone took the best food at home to thank Tang Seng and his disciples.

There are also a few people who have raised some silver and want to give it to Tang Seng's master and apprentice as a thank you gift.

However, Tang Seng was determined not to.

Not only that, Tang Seng also suggested that they should kill the boa constrictor and stew it.

You know, the meat of the boa constrictor is very delicious, a rare delicacy in the world!

Especially how many years has this red-scaled boa constrictor been cultivated, and eating its meat will make him immortal!

After killing the monsters, they don't want property, and give them the boa constrictor to eat.

The point is, they can't finish eating such a big python!

Monkey King suddenly laughed and said, "You can sell python meat on Taobao in the Three Realms! You will definitely make a lot of money!"

When the common people heard it, they were so happy and moved that they regarded them as living Bodhisattvas!

After Tang Monk and his disciples had eaten their meals, they thanked the people and were about to set off on the road.

Before leaving, all men, women and children from the whole village came to see him off, and sent them to the Lanshizi River in Qijue Mountain.

However, when the boa constrictor went mad with a stomachache that day, it almost knocked off the persimmons on the mountain.

And those persimmons rolled into the rotten persimmon river, so that the persimmons in the river blocked all the roads, making it impossible to pass.The common people want to open up another way.

However, Qijue Mountain is more than 800 miles away, and it takes ordinary people to drive such a long mountain road, when will it take!

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and came up with an idea, let old man Li order some people to prepare some rice and steamed buns to feed Bajie, and tell Bajie to turn into a big pig and push open these rotten persimmons.

Bajie thought it dirty and didn't want to do it, Tang Seng said with a smile: "If you can really open a way, Master will give you a trick."

When Bajie heard the tricks, he immediately became proud, and asked someone to bring rice, fruit, sesame cakes, and steamed buns, opened his mouth wide, and ate them cleanly like the autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves.

Then, as soon as he took off his clothes and muttered words, he turned into a huge wild boar with two front legs taller than a person, like a mountain!

The common people were amazed when they saw it.

Bajie arched the road in front, Wukong and Drifting supported the master and followed behind, and the people of Tuoluozhuang took turns to deliver food.

In just a few days, the [-]-mile Qijue Mountain and the Rotten Persimmon River were opened up by Bajie.

The men, women and children of Tuoluozhuang sent Tang Monk and his disciples out of Qijue Mountain before bidding farewell to them reluctantly.

A thrilling python battle finally came to an end. The audience in the live broadcast room who watched the whole process were so excited that they hadn't recovered yet. Suddenly, there was another notification sound on the mobile phone:

The bet between Saint Nuwa and Qin Hao has officially begun!

For the sake of fairness, Qin Hao adopted a secret ballot method.

Voting is done on mobile phones.

In other words, everyone in the Three Realms can vote by secret ballot on their mobile phones.

So as to choose the side you support.

As for the gamble derived from it, the odds of the two are the same anyway, so most people bought both sides just like the Jade Emperor!

Saint Nuwa looked at the reminder on the phone and the secret ballot method set by Qin Hao, with a playful smile on the corner of his lips.

Isn't it easy to make people in the Three Realms say it looks good?

She is more beautiful than Fairy Chang'e, not to mention the carefully selected skirt, even if she is afraid of wearing a sack casually, she looks amazing!

After all, the face value is there, the figure is there, plus cough cough, I don’t know how many years of cultivation have incomparable temperament, just let the people of the three realms say that it is good-looking, will it be difficult?

However, although she was full of self-confidence, she still thought about it carefully for the sake of prudence.

Regarding the preferences of the Three Realms, since Qin Hao's appearance, the fashion in terms of clothing has been hard to say.

In the past, I would definitely look good in casual clothes, but now, there are a few fashion anchor girlfriends like Xiaoqian, and the eldest grandson empress who keeps driving fashion trends, these are all eye-catching existences.

How do I dress myself up so that I can definitely win?

After thinking about it for a long time, she decided to find the Houtu sage for advice.

So, she dialed the mobile phone: "Houtu, are you busy now?"

The Houtu sage is holding a meeting for his subordinate Hades. Recently, the Hades are watching the latest movie released in mobile theaters, "Super Body", and even watched it dozens of times, and they have forgotten what to do!

They were negligent in their duties, and even made several trial errors, and several reincarnation errors!

So hateful!

At this moment, these kings of Hades have repeatedly made mistakes for a single movie!

Tolerable or unbearable!

(To be continued)

Chapter 1356 Maximum Support

The Houtu sage has a kind heart, which can be seen from her incarnation of the six reincarnations.

At the beginning, she made great merits just to relieve the pain of these ghosts and save them.

At this moment, these kings of Hades have repeatedly made mistakes for a single movie!

Tolerable or unbearable!

These kings of Hades, standing in front of the sages of Houtu, endured boundless anger and deeply blamed themselves.

These days, Hades are keen to watch movies in the theater on their mobile phones, and even delayed the reincarnation of ghosts several times.

There are also ghosts who obviously committed evil during their lifetime and should be severely punished, but they did not punish them, but let them go lightly.

After these things were known by the Houtu sage, she would of course be furious.

Therefore, the kings of Hades were summoned to strictly reprimand this moment.

"You people were selected to be the King of Hades because you were strictly responsible at the beginning. Now you have delayed your work because of a movie. From my point of view, you don't deserve to be the King of Hades!"

The more the Houtu sage spoke, the angrier she became. She angrily glanced at these people one by one, her eyes were sharp, and for a while, the entire hall was filled with coercion.

"Saint pardon! It's all bad for the little ones. Mainly because this movie is so good!"

"That's right! If it wasn't like this, how could you be dereliction of duty?"

"For so many years, we have never delayed any trial work!"

"I beg the saint to forgive me and give us another chance!"

The kings of hell begged for mercy, after all, when the saint was angry, the consequences were not something they could bear.