Journey to the West: I am entertaining in Datang

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On the Westward Journey, Shituoling.

Tang Seng was very pleasantly surprised when he saw the black sand all over the sky, and shouted loudly: "The goblin is here, the goblin is coming! Today's goblin is very cute, disciples, do you think so?"

Zhu Bajie's small eyes were wide open, and he echoed repeatedly: "Master, you used to be scared to death when you saw a goblin, but looking at you now, you are really as bold as that sentence said! You are always ready, pain Hammer goblin!"

"Hahaha!" Tang Seng laughed heartily, "Finally, being a teacher won't hold you back anymore, and I can even protect you at last!"

Sun Wukong was also a little funny when he saw the unusual excitement of his master.

Suddenly he thought of something, and immediately felt something was wrong.

After looking around, Monkey King asked in amazement: "Where is the scorpion spirit, have you seen it?"

Bajie and Drifting shook their heads: "No, we have lost sight of her for a long time."

The reason why Sun Wukong thought of the scorpion spirit was because the last time they teamed up to deal with the red phosphorus python, they felt that the scorpion spirit was quite strong, at least much stronger than Zhu Bajie.

Now without the scorpion spirit, it would take a lot of effort for him to deal with the green lion spirit, elephant spirit, and Dapeng Jing alone, and he might not be able to win.

Tang Seng didn't pay attention to these at all, his face was full of different brilliance.

Finally seeing the goblin, Tang Seng was very excited: "Apprentices, you are here to guard the horses and luggage, let the master deal with him!"

Before Tang Seng finished speaking, a huge figure appeared in the black mist, as if touching the sky and the earth.

That huge head is like a mountain peak, it looks green and green, very scary.

Holding a huge vase in his hand, he pointed at Tang Monk and his disciples and muttered something.

"Sun Wukong!"

A huge voice sounded in mid-air, roaring towards the bottom.

The goblins on the way to learn the scriptures all know that Monkey King is powerful and difficult to deal with.

So they all thought that as long as Monkey King was defeated, the rest of them would be easy to deal with.

"What kind of fairy are you? How dare you call Grandpa Sun's name?"

Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel and said angrily.

"You don't have to worry about what kind of elf this king is? You should just ask for more blessings!"

Following his words, Monkey King felt a huge attraction coming from above, covering his whole body.

The next moment, he couldn't help but fluttered, and was attracted to fly towards the huge vase.

Seeing Tang Seng next to him, he quickly grabbed Monkey King, hoping to save him.

Unexpectedly, the attraction of the vase was so great that it sucked both master and apprentice into it at the same time.

"The goblin, let my master go! Eldest brother, find a way to escape!"

Zhu Bajie and Drifting shouted repeatedly.

The next moment, the black mist instantly dissipated, and the goblin disappeared.

Drifting and Bajie looked at each other.

Ugh!

Sad people!

Master and senior brother were captured by goblins at the same time, what should we do?

(To be continued)

Chapter 1376 Violent Lolita

Seeing their master and elder brother being taken away, Zhu Bajie and Drifting were dying of anxiety!

Zhu Bajie has also seen this section of Shituoling in Journey to the West on the forum.

The plot he knew was that Shituoling was occupied by the three demon kings, Green Lion, White Elephant, and Dapeng, who wanted to catch Tang Seng to eat.

Big brother Sun Wukong turned into a little demon and went into the cave to inquire, but was accidentally spotted by the Dapeng monster and put it into a vase.

Flames, snakes and fire dragons appeared in the bottle one after another, hurting Monkey King constantly.

He hastily plucked out the life-saving hair given by Avalokitesvara, turned into a drill, and drilled through the bottom of the bottle.

Later, the green lion monster wanted to poison Wukong to death with alcohol, but after drinking, Wukong became drunk and tortured the green lion monster to death.

In the original plot, the Three Demon Kings also captured Bajie to ask Tang Seng's whereabouts.

Zhu Bajie was stubborn for a while, no matter how much the goblin asked him, he would not say anything.

Later, Wukong got into the belly of the green lion spirit again, made troubles in his belly, subdued the lion demon, and exchanged the captured Bajie and his master with the lion demon.

The three demon kings failed to keep their promises, and then set up a battle at Shituoguan, fighting against Wukong and Bajie. The two were finally defeated, and Tang monk, master and apprentice were all captured.

The three demon kings boiled a pot and wanted to steam them and eat them.

Sun Wukong made iron rods, shovels and the like to replace the four of them, put them in the steamer, and then rescued the master and apprentice.But at this time, they were noticed by the devil again, and Tang Seng and others were captured.

In short, after several battles, Sun Wukong had no choice but to invite Tathagata.

Tathagata ordered Manjusri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattvas to tame their mounts, the green lion and the white elephant, respectively.

But the Tathagata let the roc monster fall on his head and reappeared in his original body.

In short, the three goblins in Shituoling are very difficult to deal with. If the master and senior brother fall into their hands, can they still escape?

……

Datang First Academy.

In just a few days, these children practicing radio gymnastics have changed.

The flame on Wang Xiaohu's fist grew bigger and bigger, and the jet of water sprayed out by Li Dazhuang became thicker and thicker.

The most amazing thing is Tang Xiaoyue.

She was a slender girl who accidentally kicked the teacher away.

Here's the thing.

On that day, when the music calling for the times sounded, Tang Xiaoyue was doing standard movements seriously.

In the third measure, there is a forward kick.

And the physical education teacher happened to be inspecting the audience and walked in front of Tang Xiaoyue.

Tang Xiaoyue concentrated on doing exercises.

Unexpectedly, the kicked leg became longer in an instant and landed on the physical education teacher!

The next moment something shocking happened.

Tang Xiaoyue didn't know what was going on, so she kicked the physical education teacher suddenly, and kicked him away in an instant!

The physical education teacher, scratching his hands and feet, and flailing his teeth and claws, almost bumped into a few classmates, but fortunately, those classmates escaped.

In the next second, all the students were shocked.

They watched helplessly as the physical education teacher was kicked away by Tang Xiaoyue and fell to the ground.

How is this going?

That Tang Xiaoyue looked soft and soft, even if she kicked the physical education teacher, where did she get so much strength?

"It's unbelievable, did you see that Tang Xiaoyue kicked the physical education teacher away!"

"I saw it! I saw it! This Tang Xiaoyue must be taking revenge. The physical education teacher punished her for a long-distance run a few days ago. But even if it was revenge, how could she have such strength to kick a tall and heavy man away?"

"Mist grass! Look quickly! The physical education teacher fell to the ground and wailed non-stop, and started calling mother!"

The children were talking here, and suddenly, Tang Xiaoyue couldn't control herself and ran to the edge of the playground!

There are many tall and lush trees there, and Tang Xiaoyue keeps waving her fists at them.

"boom!"

"Crack!"

Seeing the thick trees being knocked down by Tang Xiaoyue.

The trees fell to the ground, and the children were even more shocked.

How many years old are these trees? Even if you use an ax to chop them down, they may not be able to cut them off. But Tang Xiaoyue, a weak woman, can hammer one tree at a time. How powerful is this?

And she didn't feel tired at all, and couldn't stop until all the surrounding trees were blown down.

This is the legendary violent loli? !

Someone hurriedly reported the situation to Wei Zheng.

Wei Zheng was taking a nap, and when he heard about it, he was so excited that he ran to the playground without even putting on his shoes.

When he saw the trees on the ground, staggering from side to side, and the shocked faces of the children, he was instantly stunned.

what happened?

The shock of catching fire and spraying water a few days ago has not dissipated, has someone started to destroy the playground?

These trees are very thick, and some are even century-old trees.

At this moment, everything fell to the ground in a mess.

Wei Zheng subconsciously turned on his phone, clicked on the live broadcast room, and started his live broadcast.

"Everyone, hurry up and watch! How do you think these big trees fell down?"

When a messy playground and rickety trees came into view, netizens were stunned.

Fog Grass!What's happening here?

Is this the rhythm to overhaul the playground?

"Netizens, you read that right, these trees were all knocked down by a child!"

"A little girl can hammer down such a big tree, who are you kidding?"

"We don't believe what you said, you are deliberately attracting fans, let people watch your live broadcast!"

"I didn't expect that the prime minister of Tang Dynasty would do such a thing for the sake of traffic and fans!"

"Isn't it?"

When netizens thought that Wei Zheng lied and deceived people for the sake of traffic and fans, some people raised objections.

"Until we see a little girl hammering down a tree, we don't believe it!

The barrage kept flying up, and when the netizens were astonished, a slender and weak figure came into view.

She jumped to the other side of the playground, hammering against the trees.

And those trees fell in response, one punch at a time.

"boom!"

"Boom!"

When people saw this incredible scene with their own eyes, they had no other reaction except surprise.

"What's going on? What's going on? My eyes are right. This little girl is only seven or eight years old. It's not easy for an adult to blow down this tree, right? How did she do it? of?"

"I really opened my eyes today. A scene that I never dared to imagine actually happened! Sure enough, only you can't think of it and can't do it. This little girl really showed me!"

On the playground, Wang Xiaohu and Li Dazhuang were both surprised and suspicious.

How is this possible?

Their good friend is obviously a weak and timid girl who has always needed their protection.

Even when being bullied by the physical education teacher, he didn't dare to resist.

But at this moment, she was so powerful!

Who can believe it?

(To be continued)