Da Bong fights more people

It's true that Xu Qi'an is not the kind of villain who takes advantage of others' dangers. If Zhong Li proposes to double cultivate with him, he will definitely refuse, after all, she is Chu Caiwei's senior sister.

Zhong Li obediently sat by the desk, according to Xu Qi'an's request, spread out the paper specially used for revising books, ground it, picked up a pen, and said, "Say it."

"Don't worry, I'm going to brew..." Xu Qi'an sat on the side, holding a hot teacup, meditating.

In order to prevent any further conflicts between Lin'an and Huaiqing, he, a slave of the three surnames, was in a dilemma. Xu Qi'an thought hard for a long time, and finally came up with a countermeasure.

Lin'an likes to listen to stories, so Xu Qi'an will tell her stories.

There are many stories of talented men and beauties in the market, even little Liu Bei, which can meet Lin'an's needs, but Xu Qi'an feels that, as a mature sea king, he should seize every opportunity to make the fish inseparable from him.

"The title of the book is Qingtian Dasheng, Love of Love, Senior Sister Zhong, don't make a mistake."

Xu Qi'an saw that she didn't start writing, and said, "Senior Sister Zhong? Is it because her hair is too long so I can't see it clearly, so I don't want to tease her?"

Zhong Li shook her head slowly, "What a strange title."

Today's miscellaneous words and essays are generally named after "ji", "chuan" and "zhi", which are similar to the names of Cipai, and there is a set of naming standards that have been agreed upon.

"Don't worry about it, write it as I tell you." Xu Qi'an waved his hand and told his own story.

Qingtian Dasheng tells a love story that happened in the heavenly court. The heroine is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, named Zixia Fairy.The male protagonist is a guard in the Tiangong, who is a demon clan.

The name is Long Aotian.

The monster race is the most humble existence in the heavenly court. Discriminated against by the immortals, they can only serve as coolies and bodyguards. Their hobbies are singing and dancing rap.

"There's a problem here...."

Zhong Li said: "Long Aotian's name is a taboo. According to the background in the book, such a name should not appear."

......Xu Qi'an thought for a while, and could only say: "Let's not care about these details."

The story continues:

But it was these two men and women with huge identities that fell in love unexpectedly.One is Langyuan fairy flower, and the other is beautiful jade flawless.

"Wait," Zhong Li paused, frowning and said, "Langyuan Xianpa refers to Zixia Fairy, right? That beautiful jade flawless is Long Aotian...but he is a lowly demon clan. Speaking of it, it is not worthy of the words "beautiful jade flawless", so I think it needs to be changed."

Are you a jerk... Xu Qian was furious, the corners of his mouth twitched: "Are you teaching me how to write a book?"

Sensing that the "talisman" was not in the right mood, Zhong Li wisely stopped talking.

The story continues:

The two had a tryst in the Heavenly Palace, from holding small hands to watch the sunset and clouds, to hugging and kissing, to having sex in the secret room, Xu Qi'an described this series of events in great detail, from the beginning to the end, the details were well described.

In this era, similar banned books were also described in detail, and even accompanied by poems. Xu Qi'an could copy poems, but it was impossible to write poems by himself, so there was no one to do it.

However, the love between Fairy Zixia and Long Aotian was discovered by a priest who was greedy for Fairy Zixia's beauty, so he reported the two.

The Emperor of Heaven was furious, and beat Long Aotian to the bone, sent him into reincarnation, and made him an animal for generations.Fairy Zixia was also imprisoned in the Guanghan Palace for eternity, accompanied by the cold, and dependent on loneliness.

The story ends abruptly here.

"How many words?" Xu Qi'an took a cup of tea and moistened his throat

Zhong Li calculated in his mind for a moment, "About [-] characters."

Zhong Li wrote very quickly, and it took two hours to write without stopping. Often when Xu Qi'an finished a sentence, she would finish writing.Ordinary people can't do that.

As expected of a fifth-grade warlock... Xu Qi'an was secretly speechless and very satisfied.

The writing of the story is actually very ordinary, at least in Xu Qian's opinion, but this era has not yet appeared commercial, even Xu Qian's rough stories are more interesting than most of the stories.

"It would be nice to meet Zhong Li half a year earlier. I said she wrote, she is my voice recognition system, I can open a bookstore and buy scripts for a living..."

Xu Qi'an immediately vetoed this idea, first of all because of his current status, he doesn't need to do business anymore.Secondly, the income from chicken essence, the annual dividends are enough for him to live a boring life with wives and concubines.

In the end, if this kind of talk was originally in his previous life, it would not be a big deal.But in this era, beheading is necessary.

Can't do it, don't do it.

"Okay, let's go with this story first, and I'll think about it in the second half. Let's move on to the next one."

Zhong Li's fingers trembled...

The second book is about a love story between a demon queen and a human scholar. Xu Qi'an directly applies the routine of the domineering president in his previous life, but switches the roles of men and women.

The female monarch is domineering, tough, wise and cruel, and the human scholar is full of knowledge, but kind, gentle and polite.

Domineering female president vs silly sweet scholar.

There is no doubt that this book was written for Huaiqing.

In the book for Lin'an, the heroine and heroine are the princess of heaven and the little guard. Xu Qi'an's sinister intentions are misleading Lin'an's view of love and values.

When she is infatuated, she will imagine a handsome, capable, and interesting "guard" character in her mind.

Lin'an will find out, ah, isn't my dog ​​slave such a person, it turns out that the real man is by my side.

This is very possible. Those daughters who are raised in deep boudoirs are obsessed with the storybooks of talented men and beautiful women, dreaming that their future husbands and sons-in-law will be the same as those in the storybook... Isn't that the best example.

As for Huaiqing, she is a tough nut to crack. She is smart, calm, and assertive. Such a woman is difficult to guide.

Xu Qi'an even suspected that she didn't look at vulgar things, of course, there were no absolutes.Huaiqing is a princess with the personality of a domineering female president, and in this world where men are superior to women, it is almost impossible to see a domineering female monarch falling in love with me.

Xu Qi'an believes that this will inevitably arouse Princess Huaiqing's desire to read.

.........

After dusk, at the dinner table.

Xu Erlang found that his elder brother was very strange, he always stared at him without saying a word, his eyes were focused and meaningful, as if he was looking at a baby.

"Brother, what are you doing staring at me?" Xu Erlang couldn't bear it anymore, and said in a deep voice.

"I recently fell in love with Danqing, and I want to imitate Erlang." Xu Qi'an explained casually, still staring at Xu Erlang fiercely.

It turned out to be like this...... Xu Erlang raised his chin slightly, nodded and said: "Brother can draw a tenth or two of my handsomeness, and you will be considered a beginner."

Second Uncle Xu couldn't take it anymore, tapped his fingers on the table, and changed the subject: "Yesterday, I heard that you beheaded a rank-[-] martial artist with one blow?"

Xu Qi'an said reservedly: "It's just a small person."

...... Uncle Xu glanced at his son, then at his nephew, and said to himself that this ethos of high self-esteem and arrogance is not the tradition of my old Xu family.

"Tomorrow is the day when the rankings will be announced." The aunt looked at Erlang.