The king of longing for entertainment

"It's true, the poison that the imperial physicians in the palace can't cure and can't detect is indeed taboo, but it's not sure if it's true or not?"

To kill the emperor with poison is not to kill a kitten or dog with poison.

There is no such simple thing.

"So I said it was a story. For example, after the big braided dynasty entered the customs, Dorgon went out to hunt and died, and Emperor Shunzhi died at the age of 24. There are versions that say that it was the people with lofty ideals who wanted to avenge the big braided dynasty. the murderous hand of man."

Li Yu, who spread his hands, said helplessly, this is not really a story, it is probably more like tampering with historical events.

It can be used as a subject matter, but if you really want to change history, then you really have to find evidence.

Hundreds of years have passed, so what evidence can we find? Killing them at that time probably took a lot of energy. They didn't even have time to hide, so how could they leave evidence?

"Is this a story?"

Huang Lei asked puzzledly.

But it's okay, it's also interesting to hear something different and related to history.

"It's boring~" Yang Di laughed.

"How about I tell you a few jokes, or tell you a few short stories to relieve boredom?"

"Then just say it!"

Chapter 385 appeared, cold joke

"Then just say it!"

Huang Lei, who was lying on the ground, didn't talk to him, but He Jiong gave him a step.

This guy likes to be funny, but occasionally he always tells some cold jokes, shouldn't it be this time?

The girls also looked at him, and Yang Di was filled with joy immediately. After coughing twice, he slowly looked at everyone and said:

"Have you read fairy tales?"

"Look... have you passed it?" Zhang Zifeng looked around, and no one spoke, his little face was immediately blushed.

Suddenly, I felt like I was caught deserting.

Everyone didn't pay attention to these things, as far as she said she had seen it, she looked like she was caught by the teacher in class and didn't concentrate on class.

"Hey, then here comes my question, do you know the monsters in Journey to the West?" Yang Di continued to ask.

The others looked around, and Guo Qilin rolled his eyes. He probably guessed the joke Yang Di wanted to tell.

But seeing his hard-working performance, after thinking about it, I decided not to expose him, so as to save this guy from complaining about his bad deeds.

"Remember?" The little girl raised her paw, after all, if no one cheered for Yang Di, wouldn't he be a little pitiful?

Brother Xiaoyu didn't say much about the story, and everyone gave him such compliments.

In contrast, it is a bit not so good!

This is not the way of hospitality in Mushroom House. Zhang Zifeng, who was full of pity in his heart, spoke to Yang Di very kindly.

Even Huang Lei and He Jiong, who were on the side, could see that the little girl was forcing someone down the steps.

"Well, I just remember the two guys, King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn. When they beat them, that treasure was too much." Guan Xiaotong said with a smile.

"Madame Bone?" Ouyang Nana asked in a low voice!

"The king of inspiration is also very good. Even Monkey King under the water is no match, and that blue bull sucked away everyone's weapons in a circle!" Peng Peng said immediately.

"Who else?" Huang Lei looked at the big guy.

"There are also the three brothers of Shituoling, the lion, the elephant, and the roc bird, each of which is much more powerful than the other!" Li Yu also followed suit.

He also missed the time when he was a child and watched TV with the old man.

These three are from the sky, and they were all taken away before they were killed. They are all mounted by the gods in the sky, and it is difficult to explain who was killed.

The old man mentioned it when he was a child, but he didn't elaborate. He understood, but he didn't understand. After all, he had to pretend to be a kid at that time.

In order not to do something astonishing to heaven and man, it will be difficult for the old man and the aunt to do.

"Hey, let's not talk about them, they are all monsters that have become spirits from animals. I like No. 60, the fourth episode of Wu Neng and Hard Work at Thorn Ridge, and the time when Sanzang talks about poetry in Muxian'an, they are all tree-like monsters!" Yang Di laughed.

"Why?" Guo Qilin twitched his lips to talk to him, and this guy winked at him.

Ganqing wants to be a joke by myself, but this joke is too cold, and our Deyun Club has not played for many years!

"why?"

Yang Di smiled mysteriously and said, "No reason, I just like it, so here comes my question, why can animals and plants become spirits and become monsters, and radishes and vegetables are also plants, why can't they become spirits and become monsters?"

"Er..." He Jiong was taken aback.

He inexplicably felt a strong cold air brewing above the mushroom house.

Tightening the clothes on his body, Huang Lei also looked up at the sky. He had a hunch that this joke must be a very bad one, and it was also the coldest joke he had heard in these years.

The air is full of coolness, it's just autumn, okay?

He hasn't finished the first cup of milk tea and wine in autumn, okay?

A group of people sitting in place opened their mouths slightly, and then went through Yang Di's question in their minds.

Guan Xiaotong was a little uncertain, "Is it because their lifespan is too short?"

"No, no, it should be that the quality of wild vegetables is relatively poor, so they can't cultivate, right?" Peng Peng said seriously!

He is a fan, so he immediately thought of the idea of ​​talent, and immediately felt that he was right.

"Isn't it?" The little girl pondered for a moment, "Brother Xiaoyu, why can't cabbage and radish be cultivated into various monsters?"

"this one"

Li Yu's thoughts were vivid, but he couldn't figure out why for a moment. After all, how did he know about monsters?

"Do you know?"

To be honest, He Jiong was also aroused a little bit of curiosity in his heart.

Huang Lei shook his head and closed his eyes, "I don't know, but I guess the answer is ridiculous."

"I feel so too!"