The portable magic tower of the Three Kingdoms

"Nonsense, we joined the army, not to mention the fifty states, the five hundred states are all taken by the big man!" Liu Tao didn't bother to explain carefully. When he was slightly drunk, Wen copied a poem. Changing it to Yuntai Pavilion is already very good!

Immediately, he looked at Guan Yu as if he was spitting, "Yun Chang, did you plant it together?!"

Chapter 19

"I would like to do the work of a dog and a horse!" Guan Yu himself was in a slightly drunk state, he was more impulsive, and he was also a little emotional. Liu Tao couldn't sit still when he was so sensational, he stood up and clapped his hands and shouted.

"Haha, Yun Chang is indeed a real man!" Liu Tao clapped his hands and applauded, then looked at Lu Yan, "Canshan, are you coming?"

"How can you be such a rascal?" Lu Yan complained directly, "If I don't come, will I lose my seed? Forget it, I'm afraid of you, and I'll be counted!"

"Brother, brother!" Zhang Fei stood up when he heard the words, "It's the same for me!"

Liu Tao almost staggered when he heard the words, and thought it was a stalk, but he really had a chance when he heard himself say that...

It was hard to stabilize his figure, and it was not easy to dampen his enthusiasm, so he smiled and said: "For sure, this world is waiting for our brothers to make a breakthrough!"

"Speaking of it..." Guan Yu also raised a question because of the alcohol, "Master Liu and Master Zhang have different surnames, so why are they called brothers?!"

"Oh, Yun Chang doesn't know yet." Liu Tao rolled his eyes when he heard that, "Yide and I are like brothers, so we became brothers with different surnames... Haha, actually I think Yun Chang and I, and Can Shan It’s also very hit-and-miss…”

"No, are you plotting against me?" Lu Yan was startled when he heard the words, and he was half sober. Although Liu Tao was talking nonsense at the beginning, even writing a poem felt a bit nondescript, but the regulations were not messed up. Guy is pretending to be drunk.

"What's the plan?" Liu Tao acted like a rogue, walked over and hugged Lu Yan, "You and I are brothers in the first place, even if we are not sworn brothers, don't you think I'm your elder brother?"

"But this..." At first glance, Lu Yan seemed to be like this, but after thinking about it, he felt that the situation was not right.

"That's right!" Liu Tao didn't give him a chance to refute, "You see, we were brothers in the first place, but now we're serving as soldiers in a militia... Do you know what the three irons in life are?"

"Canshan I don't know..." Even so, Lu Yan felt that this must not be a good thing.

"Three irons in life, after experiencing these three things, the relationship between everyone will become very good. The first one is to have sex with Nuchang together..." Liu Tao said jokingly.

"By the way, Deran, I want to tell you that brothels are not that kind of place!" Lu Yan seemed to think of something, and directly refuted.Looking back, when I was in Luoyang, I actually went to brothels with Liu Bei and Liu Tao.

But why is the brothel so called that?It was originally a meeting place for scribes, and the young lady added red sleeves to add fragrance, which is elegant and romantic, how could it be as vulgar as a female branch office! ?

"I didn't emphasize this either!" Liu Tao laughed teasingly when he heard the words, "What are you so excited about, Canshan? Listen to me, this second iron, we went to the same window together, don't you think so?"

"Yes, yes, right?" Lu Yan replied angrily. Anyway, he had never heard of these three irons, so let Liu Tao say what he said.

"The third iron was a soldier together. You see, we really have to count. The three irons...well, we have two. Isn't this relationship strong enough?" Liu Tao said halfway, seeing Lu Yan's expression changed immediately.

"That's enough!" Lu Yan replied casually, and he never denied it.

"Since you admit it, our relationship is so strong...why are you being pretentious?" Liu Tao questioned directly with his hips akimbo.

"Hey? It turned out that I was wrong?!" Lu Yan pointed at herself, feeling a little dizzy.

"You don't care, right?" Liu Tao didn't give Lu Yan a chance to think, "It's a matter of a word!"

"I didn't say I was unmarried..." Lu Yan muttered a little aggrieved, but he didn't like Liu Tao being so domineering. Thinking about it carefully, he found it ridiculous. Originally, he would agree to say something casually, but he had to borrow He only said it when he was drunk.

"Then it's a deal!" Liu Tao got a reply, and immediately insisted that he would not give Lu Yan a chance to refute anyway.Then he looked at Guan Yu and asked with a smile, "Yun Chang, the four of you and I became sworn brothers with different surnames. From now on, we will have the same blessings and share the same hardships, how about it?!"

"I come from a humble background, so why not..." Guan Yu hesitated a little, feeling excited in his heart, but he felt a little sudden and hesitant at the same time.He had committed a crime and escaped from his hometown.

"What's humble? Immediately get the great fame. In March, troops were dispatched to beat up the Yellow Turban Bandit and cut off Zhang Jiao's dog's head. I still don't believe that we won't be able to make a good general? At that time, who would dare say that we are humble?!" Liu Tao direct rebuttal.

"Okay, Yun Chang gave up his life to accompany you!" Said that this is the end, Guan Yu also became proud, stood up and clapped his hands and shouted.

"Haha, I'm going to prepare the incense burner and the three offerings..." Zhang Fei went to prepare immediately after hearing the words.

"No hurry!" Liu Tao stopped him, "March is coming soon, it's the day when the peach blossoms are in full bloom, I remember that your village has a peach garden, right?"

"Exactly. Speaking of which, there are flower buds on the tree now, depending on the situation, they will open one after another in the next few days! But, why do you ask this?" Zhang Fei was a little confused.

"Think about it!" Liu Tao immediately explained, and actually looked at the other two, "We swore to be sworn brothers in a courtyard full of peach blossoms, and when the news of our sworn brothers was spread in the future, wouldn't it be a four-sworn brotherhood in Taoyuan story?"

"This is good, this is good, that's it!" Zhang Fei immediately agreed upon hearing this.

Lu Yan also nodded when she heard the words, it is indeed romantic and elegant to be married in a peach garden full of peach blossoms.If it gets out, it will probably become a good story, and it is also in line with his identity.Guan Yu didn't quite understand it, and thought it was pretty good, so he nodded in agreement.

"Although we have not formally become sworn brothers, an agreement is an agreement. A man is a man, and it is hard to follow a word. You and I are brothers from now on!" Liu Tao picked up the wine glass, "To our brotherhood, toast?"

"Haha, cheers!" Hearing the words, the other three people picked up their wine glasses one after another, raising their glasses and shouting.

That night, the four of them were really drunk, and the servant helped carry them back in the end.Waking up the next day, Zhang Shiping and Su Shuang found that the relationship between the four of them suddenly improved a lot, even strangely.

"The four of you are going to become brothers with different surnames?" After knowing the truth, I was shocked. What happened last night? After they were drunk, could something else happen?At the same time, I thought that I missed such a wonderful thing, and I felt a little regretful in my heart!

"At present, it is only a verbal agreement. The formal agreement is to wait until the peach blossoms are in full bloom before sending troops." Liu Tao explained with a smile. He was really happy in his heart. In this way, Lu Yan and Guan Yu, it is true Got it.

Even if Lu Zhi plans to transfer Lu Yan back to his side, he still has to think about it.Otherwise, once Lu Yan leaves, there will really be a shortage of talents under his command who can fight wars, give advice, and manage various military affairs.

Having said that, there is only one Lu Yan, which is not very safe after all.Remembering that Lu Yan recommended Jian Yong... Liu Tao thought for a while, anyway, there is nothing to do today, so why don't you go and pay a visit?

Chapter 20 The Strong Must Have Exclusive Weapons

Guan Yu sobered up the next day, in a daze, but quickly remembered what he posted last night, which is the type that retains the memory the next day after being drunk.I just vaguely feel that I seem to have been fooled.

I just thought that Liu Tao's words are hard to follow, and the key point is that he doesn't know what he has to be calculated by the other party. In the end, he can only bite the bullet and take over the sword and shield soldiers.As for Zhang Fei, he selected 50 servants who were proficient in riding skills, and tried to train them to ride and fight.

"Weapons?" Before the training started, Liu Tao called Zhang Fei and Guan Yu over and mentioned the issue of weapons.

"You can't just use the ring-shou knife all the time, can you? I have already asked Canshan to leave hundreds of catties of the highest quality iron to make the exclusive weapons for the three of us!" Liu Tao said excitedly.

"Exclusive weapons?" Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were a little curious when they heard the words. They knew weapons, but they were a little confused about exclusive weapons.

"It means that when others see this weapon, they will think of you two!" Liu Tao said excitedly, "For example, there is a Jiuyuan Lu Bu who holds a Fang Tian painted halberd and made great military exploits. Will talk about his Fang Tian painting halberd!

Anyway, we also want to make contributions and make a name for ourselves. How can we not have exclusive weapons?Imagine that when people mention XX weapons in the future, they will think of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.Whenever you mention Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, you will think of XX weapons, how powerful and domineering they are! "

"What big brother said is true, it should be so!" Zhang Feigang, Liu Tao said that, and immediately ignited.

"Hmm..." Guan Yu was also thoughtful, as a man should be.

"No wonder you said that you want me to leave a few hundred catties of the best iron..." Lu Yan complained, "Yes, I will spare it!"

"Of course, unless it is absolutely necessary, I am reluctant to send you to fight head-to-head. Master will kill me if something happens." Liu Tao said with a smile.

Then he looked at the two of them, and continued to bewitch him: "Yide, it's best to use a spear to control the cavalry... What do you think? The shaft of the spear is one foot long, and the tip of the spear is not in the normal shape, and it looks like a grown insect. 'Zhang Ba Snake Spear'! As for Yun Chang, he made a long sword with a thick spine. The long pole was shaped like a coiled dragon, and the blade spewed out from the dragon's head. It was called 'Qinglong Yanyue Dao'! Jin, known for its weight!"

It sounds a lot, but the Han Jin is only 224 grams, that is to say, 2 Han Jin is equal to the modern 1 Shi Jin. The Qinglong Yanyue Knife of 82 Han Jin is equivalent to 41 Shi Jin, about 20 kg, and it is not too difficult to lift.If you have more strength, you can play very smoothly!

"Brother..." Guan Yu was a little excited when he heard the words, but he hesitated after thinking about it, "I'm afraid the 82-jin sword is not very flexible when you swing it?"

The four of them decided to become sworn brothers, so the ranking was naturally confirmed a little bit.Needless to say, Liu Tao is the eldest brother.Lu Yan was indeed older, so he became the second child.Guan Yu became the third master, and Zhang Fei became the fourth master.