In many cases, it doesn't really matter whether you have culture or not.It doesn't matter if you don't know anything, not even a quarter of a bucket of water.

The important thing is that you can pretend, this is the most important thing.

Of course, pretending to be coercive also requires skill.

You can't just show off what you have, it's too bad to do that.

Really smart pretenders know how to make some detours to advance, and the worst thing is to consume more fuel.Anyway, there is a lot of oil on their faces, and there will be a lot of them after squeezing.

To put it simply: When someone talks to you about reality, you tell him that you have no ideals.When someone talks about ideals with you, you can scold him for being unrealistic.When someone tells you what he has learned, you can laugh at him for being uneducated.If someone is more educated than you, haha, congratulations, you can laugh at him as a nerd.

Of course, if the other party talks about social order with you, such as not drinking and driving or something.Then you can tell him very seriously and innocently: You are right, the driving is irregular, and the relatives are crying.

This is what Chen Yongren learned from a fat foreigner with a big head, a thick neck, and greasy eyes who likes to shake a fan when he watched a pretentious TV program in his previous life.

The current facts proved that Chen Yongren's operation was perfect, because Annie, who was only around Chen Yongren who had only attended a so-called community college, was successfully bluffed by the 'knowledge' he displayed.

"Okay, everyone, stop talking nonsense and start preparing. We are running out of time." Under Annie's adoring gaze, Chen Yongren began to issue orders to the many LAPD police officers on the other end of the phone.

"This guy, does he treat us as his subordinates?" Sensing Chen Yongren's attitude, the policemen in the office area were speechless.

"Okay, let's start working. First cut off the signal channel of that bastard Howard, insert the loop video, and then prepare to save people." Jack waved his hand and looked at Henry: "Henry, I am here to watch, on-site rescue work I'll leave it to you."

"no problem."

"Garfield, Poppy, Oliver, Mickey..." Henry greeted a group of capable men and quickly left the office area.

However, just as Henry left with this group of men, the phone on Jack's desk rang again.

"What did you say, are you sure, how wide is it?" Looking at the bus on the screen, Jack Huodi's eyes widened, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead at some point: "Damn it, hell! I know Please continue to pay close attention to the surrounding situation."

"What's the matter, Jack?"

"Did something happen?"

Ignoring the curious eyes and inquiries of the surrounding policemen, Jack immediately said to Chen Yongren on the other end of the phone: "Officer Chen, I have a very serious situation to tell you now."

"What?" For some reason, hearing Jack's anxious voice, Chen Yongren had a bad feeling.

"When our air patrol personnel were patrolling nearby, they found a gap in front of this road, about 50 feet away." Jack wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said the news he had just received .

A group of policemen around Jack couldn't help but widen their eyes when they heard the news.They never thought that there would be such twists and turns.

"Just kidding, 50 feet." Chen Yongren scratched his head subconsciously, his eyes looked at Anne who was staring at the road ahead, and began to consider whether he should jump on the bus with his arms around the woman right now.

Feeling the surprise in Chen Yongren's voice, Jack felt helpless: "Officer Chen, it seems that we can only get the passengers out of the car now. Otherwise, even if they are not killed by the bomb, they will fall into the broken car." In the gap of the cut surface."

"Do you think it's possible? Is the surveillance footage fixed now? Even if you're done, where is the other car?"

Seeing the OK gesture from the technician towards him, Jack quickly said, "The monitoring screen has been fixed, so,"

Before Jack could finish speaking, Chen Yongren interrupted him: "So you want passengers to jump off the bus? Jack, do you know how fast the bus is going now? Let me tell you, it's more than 60 miles.

At the current speed, if you just jump down like this.Even if the passenger does not die, it is very possible to be seriously injured or even disabled. "

"Then what do you think?" Jack also knew that his suggestion was absurd, but he really couldn't think of any other way besides this one.

Looking at the unimpeded uphill road ahead, Chen Yongren suddenly thought of a question: "Jack, is there a height difference in this gap?"

"What do you mean?" Jack couldn't react for a while.

Chen Yongren quickly explained: "This road has always been uphill. If the road behind the gap in front is below and there is a sufficient height difference from the current uphill road, I think the bus can still rush over as long as it speeds up. of."

"Wait a minute, I'll ask the air patrol personnel now." Hearing what Chen Yongren said, Jack's eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly contacted the air patrol personnel: "Tell me, is there any height difference in the gap, and if so, how much is it?" Feet...about 10 feet, okay, I see."

"Officer Chen,"

"I've heard it," Chen Yongren interrupted Jack directly: "You let me think about it."

The next moment, Chen Yongren's brain, which is far beyond that of an ordinary academic master, began to work quickly.

Soon, through the constant calculation of physical formulas in his brain, Chen Yongren got the time of his fall.Combining this time with the current speed, Chen Yongren quickly figured out the distance the car had traveled during this period.

After thinking of this number, Chen Yongren immediately gave up the idea of ​​jumping off the car with Annie in his arms.

"Okay, I see, Jack, I can handle it. What you need to do now is to immediately arrange a bus on the road opposite the gap, and prepare for the second step plan."

"Can it work?" Jack, who was a scumbag, was still a little worried.

"Get rid of the '?', Jack, and you've got to believe in science."

"Damn science." Jack muttered, but he was not as anxious as before.

Annie had been listening to Chen Yongren's call carefully, and finally couldn't help asking: "Aren, what happened, what is the gap?"

Not only Anne was very concerned, but also many passengers in the bus who had been listening to Chen Yongren's phone calls.

"Oh, it's really nothing." Chen Yongren shook his head seemingly casually, pointing to the smooth road ahead: "There is a big gap in front of this road, about 50 feet away."

"What, a 50-foot gap!"

When everyone heard this, they panicked immediately, and they couldn't care less about maintaining their poses quietly.

But it's not necessary now, the switching of the monitoring screen has been completed.

"Oh, God!"

"what should we do?!"

"Damn it!"

"..."

"Crack, crack, crack."

Looking at the panicked passengers behind him, Chen Yongren clapped his hands to signal them to be quiet: "Please sit still, and we will enjoy an exciting journey. Believe me, this is definitely a particularly interesting memory in your life. "

"Oh, fuck the memories!"

"If it doesn't work, I'll jump out of the car!"

"Are you crazy? If you jump off the car now, you will be seriously injured if you don't die, and you may even be disabled! If you don't have medical insurance, I suggest you never do this?"

"..."

Listening to the panicked discussion of these passengers, Chen Yongren emphasized again: "Everyone, please keep quiet, I have already thought of a way. Next, all you need to do is to stay in your seat. In addition, hold on to the armrest in front of you." .”

Chen Yongren also didn't explain to these passengers what his method was. He didn't have that much interest in paying attention to the reactions of the passengers behind him.

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