Datang broom star

Thinking of the moist place, he couldn't help pretending, "Wealth and honor are like floating clouds to me"

"Ahem!" Xu Jingzong said speculatively from the side: "Are you trying to escape from the world?"

The so-called seclusion, for Jia Pingan, means squatting in Huazhou for a lifetime.

He nodded, "It should be so."

He felt that Lao Xu's tone was wrong, so he asked, "Isn't that right?"

Why is Lao Xu laughing like a chicken thief?

"The old man is loyal to His Highness, so the memorial will naturally tell everything about you."

Damn Nima!

What Jia Pingan instantly thought of was that the shady Changsun Wuji remembered him, and then the ruthless Sister Wu.

He is angry!

But this moment was not the time to get angry, he held back his anger and said: "Someone is a broom star, he cannot enter Chang'an City."

Xu Jingzong said proudly: "I know, but you let Liu Jia get lucky. What does this mean? It means that you, a broom star, can make people lucky! This is not a pure broom star, but"

He thought for a while, "This is a hybrid broom star!"

How can this be explained?

Jia Pingan was speechless.

Seeing that he was helpless, Xu Jingzong couldn't help but secretly rejoiced, feeling that his skills had reached a level of sophistication, probably better than Changsun Wuji.Just thinking that he was slapped out of Chang'an City by Changsun Wuji, he silently recited a few words of cheap dog slave to vent his anger.

But he still has something to say, "You have to know, it's useless to hide from the world, the emperor is surrounded by caring people, once they casually mention the broom star, or when the broom star comes once in a year, you will be watched. Retiring from the world is common people. Those people punish a common people, for example, suppress you in a temple, what can you do?"

He sneered and said: "Retiring from the world, the old man regarded fame and wealth as dung, and thought of retiring from the world, what a pity!"

Ha ha!

Jia Ping just wanted to laugh, feeling that Lao Xu was really shameless.

He believed in others saying that he was reclusive, but it was impossible for Lao Xu, an old thief who was greedy for wealth and honor.

"Hey!" Xu Jingzong sighed and looked at Jia Pingan again.

It was an unexpected surprise that Liao Quan became his licking dog.Every day when he came to the state government office, there was a licking dog beside him, and that feeling was unforgettable for him.

Of course, Jia Ping'an can't be a dog licker, but if he can take it for his own use and be loyal to him, that's not bad!

Just as Cao Cao in the Three Kingdoms was waiting for someone under his command to ask why the prime minister laughed when he was running for his life, Xu Jingzong was waiting for Jia Pingan to ask: Why did the envoy sigh?Then start the long story.

But Jia Pingan was holding a teacup, and was in a trance.Just be in a trance, this kid actually looks intoxicated.

Little Fox!

Xu Jingzong had no choice but to express his own opinion, "You are such a bastard, you must avoid disaster, otherwise the disaster will not be far away. And retiring from the world is just nonsense. The only way is"

He looked at Jia Pingan, with the light of wisdom shining in his eyes. He waited for Jia Pingan to ask for advice, and then he said it with restraint, telling him that the salt the old man has eaten is more than the rice you have eaten. There are more bridges than roads you have traveled

"Famous!" Jia Pingan said the crystallization of wisdom he was holding back.

Xu Jingzong opened his mouth to curse, but he held back.

What the hell!Aggrieved!

The old man lived most of his life before he came to the conclusion that the only way to avoid misfortune is to be famous. This young man knew it immediately after thinking about it. This old man is ashamed!

He is good at doing things with one tendon, that is, he is a bit cute, so he can only follow the loyal dog route.If things were a little more complicated, he would have a headache.That's why he took the trouble to get Jia Pingan by his side to counsel affairs.

Today is the day of the interview. He made consecutive shots and was blocked one by one by Jia Pingan.This is not like an interview, but asking Jia Pingan to show off

He suppressed the depression of wanting to vomit blood, waved his hand, and signaled Jia Pingan to get out of the way.

Jia Ping'an couldn't wait for this. After leaving the state office, he stood outside the door in a daze.

Being famous is nothing to him, but what happens after becoming famous?It's very melancholy that the stars support the moon!

"The broom god."

A very respectful voice came, and Liu Jia appeared.

"Uh!" Jia Pingan said in a very tangled voice, "Isn't he some kind of broom god?"

There was light in Liu Jia's eyes, "You are the broom god of a certain person, and your tablet will be enshrined in a certain life, and you will definitely make a fortune."

Jia Ping'an was speechless, wondering if this matter would cause some people in Chang'an to feel uneasy, but thinking about it, he found it ridiculous.

He bears the name of a broom star, who dares to say that he conspired against him?

This is the biggest shield.

As for the broom god, this is a joke!What is the difference between the broom god and the unlucky god?It's a joke to say it.

It’s just that the only way to avoid being suppressed is to be famous!

Xu Jingzong paced out at some point, and said indifferently: "The old man is thinking about how you will become famous?"

Jia Pingan turned around, "Your envoy also wants to be famous."

Old Xu is a common man, he likes to be rich and famous.

Jia Ping'an is a broom star and needs to be famous to protect himself.

The two looked at each other, then laughed.

"Ha ha ha ha"

Someone beside him was sighing: "A treacherous official, a bastard, why does someone feel so panicked?"

At this time, a horse came from a distance, and said: "Master, Li Yushi fell off his horse and injured himself on the way back to Beijing."

Xu Jingzong said: "Go and find out the news, and take the doctor with you."

Liao Quan passed by, and he couldn't help but praise: "Your envoy is indeed a benevolent gentleman."

The dog-licking praise of Lao Xu was very useful, but then the two of them thought of one thing.

They all looked at Jia Pingan with piercing eyes.

"Then Li Mo went to Yangjiawu before leaving. What did you do to him? No, what did he do to you?" Xu Jingzong felt that he was in danger, so he couldn't help but look down at his whole body, but when he thought of what Jia Pingan would bring to him, what did he do to you? Everything is a good thing, and he couldn't help saying comfortably: "This old man is really lucky!"