The wonderful life of Xu Damao, who is full of love in the courtyard

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"Your husband, what can't I do?" Xu Damao said in an understatement, "When I went to deliver cans to the deaf old lady, I read the ingredients on the cans, such as ingredients, water, and white sugar."

"We don't have any materials. Let's talk about good fruits. If they go bad, it would be a pity."

"There is no white sugar. We have saccharin, so we use saccharin. As for the material, this rotten apple will do. I will remove the rotten part and leave the good part. Soak it in saccharin water and it will work. "

Everything else is easy to say.

It's just that the apple pulp is a bit difficult to handle.

Not that it tasted bad.

Instead, Xu Damao needs to consider how he can correct the hardness of the apple pulp in his mouth. It won't work if it's too hard or too soft.

How can we make it soft and hard?

It seems to be a university question.

He hesitated for a few seconds.

Xu Damao decided to use heat processing to correct the hardness. He cut the apple pulp into small pieces, and then applied a layer of saccharin on it. The pulp makes the apple pulp sweet and delicious and the target of softness and hardness.

"Da Mao, I can smell it, how about I taste it?"

"What should I do if my stomach is ruined by eating?" Xu Damao said with a distressed tone for his wife, "Be good, be obedient, wait for Mrs. Jia Zhang and the third master to eat. There is no problem. I, Xu Damao, promise to make it for you every day."

"Aren't you afraid that Jia Zhang and the third master will spoil their stomachs?" Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao, "Da Mao, I found that you have changed."

"For the better, or for the worse?"

"I can't tell."

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you that when I was a teenager, I made canned food for myself. I'm not worried that my skills are rusty. I let Jia Zhang and the third master taste the taste, and I will do it with the cook. It’s a reason to taste the food after a meal, Jia Zhang and the third master are the cooks who taste the food.” Xu Damao didn’t want to give Lou Xiao’e a bad impression of doing anything for his goals, so he made up a random reason to confuse him.

"I feel like there's a little less in the canning jar."

"Then I'll add some." Xu Damao continued to add oranges and bananas to the can in turn through thermal processing, and then poured these cool things into the canning jar, twisted the lid of the can hard, and turned his head towards the can. Lou Xiaoe raised her eyebrows and walked out.

Beggars can't save food overnight.

The third master got Xu Damao's consent, and stood waiting at the door of his house. Seeing Xu Damao coming out, he stepped forward to meet him. The smile on his face became displeased when he saw Jia Zhang snatch a bottle of canned food from Xu Damao's hand. After getting up, Xu Damao pretended not to see it, put the can in the hands of the third master, then turned his head and went back to his home.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lou Xiao'e's cheeks full of horror.

"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Tell me something, and I promise to make the decision for you. If you bully my daughter-in-law Xu Damao, I, Xu Damao, will never end with him."

"Da Mao, where did you get the jar from?"

"Under the cabinet, I saw there is still water in it. It must be my good wife Lou Xiao'e who knew that I was going to make canned food and washed two canned food for me in advance."

"Da Mao, that canned bottle..."

"Urine bottle?" Xu Damao's tone changed.

There is such a good thing as co-authoring.

The cans he sent to Third Master and Jia Zhang were filled with urine.

During the day yesterday, someone came to visit Xu Damao's house. Two children were anxious to urinate. One one-year-old child urinated into a canned jar, and the other eight-month-old child also urinated into another canned jar.

"Then why don't you throw them out?" Xu Damao's tone clearly contained a hint of schadenfreude.

"I've heard people say that if you put a few bottles of children's urine in your home, your family will prosper. I want to give birth to you."

"Silly daughter-in-law." Xu Damao held Lou Xiao'e in his arms.

Lou Xiaoe also hugged very hard.

Chapter 17 Confidence (for collection)

Don't hear what's going on outside the window.

I just want to hug my wife.

Feeling the scorching heat from Lou Xiao'e in his arms, Xu Damao touched Lou Xiao'e's head with his hand, he really wanted to just hug Lou Xiao'e until dark.

"Da Mao."

"Daughter-in-law, it's daytime now."

"I don't care, I just want to hold you, hold you hard, and I will give birth to a son and two daughters for you."

Lou Xiaoe wanted to compete with Qin Huairu.

Xu Damao held Lou Xiao'e's face in both hands, and let Lou Xiao'e look at him, and he also looked at Lou Xiao'e. The two looked at each other, and there seemed to be sparks in their eyes.

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you one thing, if we can't be together one day."

"I, Lou Xiaoe, was born as your daughter-in-law Xu Damao, and died as your ghost." Lou Xiaoe expressed her attitude towards Xu Damao.

unswervingly to death.

It must be Xu Damao.

"Xiao'e, I'm not joking, I'm telling the truth, if we're not together anymore."

Lou Xiaoe picked up a pair of scissors casually.

Xu Damao's scalp was numb at that time, and the hairs on his head stood up one by one.

"If there is such a day, I will directly use it to cut you into a eunuch."

The harsh tone made Xu Damao's crotch feel cold in fright.

"I won't leave you, I will give you a baby."

"I miss you too."

Lou Xiaoe looked at Xu Damao, stood on tiptoe, and bit Xu Damao's nose.