Uncle, please help the Han family

However, the judge didn't appreciate it, but persistently got to the bottom of it with her.

"Ah? Then the examiner..." Zhang Yun was puzzled, "What do you mean?"

This trial assignment is obviously to perform the duties of the military governor, so I am not allowed to falsely report my military exploits. Why do you say that you are willing to cooperate with me now?

"What I mean is, it's too exaggerated to boast so much. There is no evidence, no results, and just relying on a fire that has probably been extinguished by now is too empty!"

Staring straight at Zhang Yun, the judge explained seriously.

"Then...how should I brag so that I can appear real?"

Zhang Xi didn't think too much about this question, so he hesitated and asked.

"Since it was an attack on the camp, there must have been a battle, and since it was a battle, there must be results." The trial and match logic replied very carefully, "Our army saw the fire that attacked the camp, and the enemy soldiers also saw it." When we got to the fire, this fact exists, and it’s understandable to exaggerate, but you can’t talk nonsense. Since the general said that nearly a thousand enemies were killed, why don’t we prepare twenty enemy flags as trophies?”

"...This is indeed possible." Zhang Yun seemed to open something after being instructed in this way, "However, Liu Yujun's flag is made of different materials from ours, so it is difficult to make it in a short time."

"Then if it is, what about the flag being burned?"

"...Yeah, why didn't I think of that!"

Zhang Yun was suddenly enlightened by the words, and immediately pointed to the judge and said with a smile: "Despicable!"

"You, why are you scolding people again?!"

The judge, who had always been serious and calm like a man, was trembling with anxiety, and responded coquettishly, even the tone of his voice changed.

"I didn't scold you...I just praised you, ancestor."

Grandma Zhang He is willing to raise the other party's seniority, which is enough to show that Miss Zhang He is going crazy at this time.

Is this person really here to help me?

Or was it purely sent by Han Fu to anger her?

"And I have thought about it carefully, the general's idea is very feasible, using a bow and crossbow to fight against Baima Yicong." Speaking of this, the judge said quite seriously, "So, this general's military exploits can be used to provoke Liu Yu, send people to wave the broken flag, shout loudly in front of his camp, and induce him to attack the camp."

The judge is neither pedantic nor timid, on the contrary she is very willing to make some risky strategies.

It's just that she needs to be tested.

After careful deduction, she came to a conclusion that Zhang Xi was not only right, but also needed support.

Instead of letting him serve as a guard and distribute limited troops in various cities, even if he has ideas, he can only do this kind of small-scale harassment.

If she was given 1 people at her disposal, she might be able to deal with the invincible Baima Yicong.

"I thought the lord was here to supervise me defending the city, but I didn't expect to have such enthusiasm for winning."

Zhang Yun was touched by the other party's sincere attitude, she clenched her fists with both hands, and bowed respectfully to him, she sincerely apologized and said: "Please forgive Zhang He, a warrior, don't get angry with such a rude person, it hurts my heart."

Zhang Xi had to admit that he had done something wrong, and for these civil servants and counselors, the way to admit his mistakes was to belittle himself and elevate the other party.

Eh, I understand so well.

So, this lord should disappear... Wait, why did she turn around?

When Zhang He apologized to her kindly, she suddenly caught a glimpse of this noble man turning his back.

This time, Zhang Xi was offended, and she was not pinched by a clay figurine, so she planned to go back immediately.

However, before she could speak, she found that the judge who turned her back raised her hand, as if...

wipe tears?

Oops, coming over.

Zhang Yun hurriedly pretended to lower his head, maintaining the bending action just now.

"General, please get up, I am not sad."

Stretching out his hands, he helped Zhang Yun up, and the judge returned to calmly said: "I can't bear this misunderstanding, how can I be such a narrow-minded person."

"Ah, yes, yes, Mr. Shen is very generous."

Squeezing out a kind smile, Zhang He nodded complimentingly to the woman whose eyes were still red.

Outrageous.

I saw you cry, why are you stubborn!

(Thanos came to the earth, snapped his fingers, and the world was destroyed, but there was still a mouth saying: Is it a narrow-minded person?)

…………

"My lord, 97 tents were burned, 44 people were killed in the chaos, and more than 50 people were burned."

After the enemy army fled, Liu Yu and Zhao Ziyu came to the scene in person to check the results of the battle.

"Where's the other party?" Liu Yu asked calmly.

"We shot and killed more than 50 people, but it was at night, and no prisoners were captured alive." The soldier replied.

"It really made Zhang Xi pretend."

Because the quality of the soldiers was different, Liu Yu didn't think it was a tie. After all, many of his dead and wounded soldiers were cavalry.

Damn you, you're at a big loss.

"My lord, we can catch those guys with a snap of our fingers, why don't we chase after them?"

Zhao Ziyu was very puzzled. The Liu Yu in her impression should be vengeful.

If one inch is occupied, one foot will be robbed, and one will never allow oneself to suffer.

"No need." Liu Yu waved his hand and said disapprovingly, "Zhang He is narcissistic, she is not so attractive."

Although it was just a conjecture, Liu Yu was very skeptical that Zhang Yun had already realized the meaning of Ju Yi, and that guy was definitely fishing.

In addition, it was night, so it would be too dangerous to chase.

However, Zhao Ziyu only heard the second half of the sentence, and then quietly puffed up her cheeks.

Use the metaphor of 'attractive' to a woman you don't know.

My lord is really...

Man character.

"good."

Looking at the captured enemy's battle results, Liu Yu didn't even need to think about it. He opened his mouth and said, "The thief general Zhang He personally led more than a thousand cavalry to attack my camp at night. Not only did we suffer minor casualties, but we also killed five hundred enemies!"

"..."

Liu Yu's sudden remark stunned all the officers.

After reacting for a while, the officers looked at each other, and said with a sensible smile: "Ah, yes, a big victory, really a big victory."

"this is……"

Walking in front of the trophies, Liu Yu leaned down again, picked up a female helmet that was obviously worn by an officer, and said in surprise: "Moreover, I, the Zilong Pioneer, shot down Zhang Hexiao from the horse and seized her helmet with my own hands! "

"Ok?"

Before he could react, Zhao Ziyu mechanically turned his head away, doubts appearing on his cute and natural face.

Eh?When did I do this?

Chapter 284 Fighting with me in the camp, do you have the strength?

War is hypocritical.

Every aspect of the war can be said to be full of lies.

Needless to say, pretending to be a suspicious soldier with a feint shot is a strategy.

A real politician, even to himself, has to be cheeky.

This is why, the history of every country is bright and brilliant. The South Kimchi country even ruled our country for thousands of years, and dominated the entire East Asia at its peak.

Of course, such lies cannot be told without borders, just like Nan Kimchi, it is too outrageous and can only deceive some Shabi Kimchi people.Nanpao really has a brain, or a person with insight, will think about why our country is so powerful, but foreigners regard them as clowns?Could it be that our Nanpao has no glorious history?

In short, bragging can only become a means of propaganda when the boundaries are limited, the truth is combined, and there is evidence to support it.

There were indeed enemy troops who came to rob the camp last night, and the number was still small, and our army was only burned to the side of the camp, and then drove the enemy away.

So, is there a problem with me saying we won?

No, no problem at all.

As for that helmet, it belongs to you, Zhang He.

"No no no! Not mine!"

Standing on a watchtower with his helmet in his arms, looking at the enemy soldiers with a helmet on a long pole, who were swaggering through the city hundreds of steps away, Zhang He wanted to kill someone.

She really didn't expect that the enemy general could be so shameless and make up such a lowly lie.

did you bump into meJust say you kicked me off my horse and snatched my helmet, why are you so shameless (gritting teeth)!

"General...sorry."

Seeing that Zhang He was eager to swallow people, a female soldier Sima confessed her mistake with guilt, "I was shot by an arrow when I was running down, and I lost my helmet in a moment of panic."

"What does it have to do with you? The opponent's general is so shameless, even if he didn't have this helmet, he would say he stole my sword." Clenching his hand into a fist, he slammed on the wall of the beacon tower, Zhang He said angrily, " Shameless, shameless! Your grandma is angry!"

"General... shall we shoot them?"

Seeing the situation, Jun Sima asked weakly.

"Why shoot them? This distance requires too much precision. There are only a few soldiers on the beacon tower. If you can't shoot, the enemy will laugh at you. Don't shoot." Zhang Yun waved his hand casually, and then ordered, "We will also send Dozens of riders, carrying their flags, driving away these scolding and provocative guys, and the guys who have even taken away their flags, why are they mocking others?!"

"Fuck! This is not the flag of labor and capital! You fucking fake it? Shameless bastard! Don't let me catch you, or I'll punch you twice in the temple!"

Standing on the watchtower only three miles away from the enemy's nearest beacon tower, Liu Yu's teeth were about to be gritted. This was the first time he was so angry since the war.

Fuck you, forged the results of the battle and lied about the military situation.

If I were Han Fu, I'd have to shoot you bastard!

"..."

It was rare for Zhao Ziyu to be so excited, to swear so many dirty words in a row, and he didn't know how to comfort her.

But what she was very curious about was, didn’t you also forcibly point out that the helmet was knocked down by Zhang He? Why can’t you bear it when it’s someone else’s turn to lie?

I really don't understand.

People who have been bluffing, don't they think that one day they will be fooled by others?

"This Zhang He is more annoying than I imagined." After scolding, Liu Yu finally stopped, put his hands on his waist, and said rather annoyedly, "This is the first time I see a female general so uncute, I really want to beat her up, damn it."

Liu Yu has seen all kinds of female generals, none of them are as wild as Zhang Xi.

Moreover, Zongzheng's face is good everywhere, and the Youzhou army is even more chaotic all the way, and basically they will not encounter any real enemies in a frontal confrontation.

But this Zhang Xi, on the first day she came, just stepped on the spot, and camped at least fifteen miles away from the opponent's line of defense, which can be said to be very rational, but she actually came to attack the camp in person on the first day.

This woman is too enthusiastic. As Han Fu's subordinate, she is so active in beating the emperor's uncle.

Be sure to look up the ingredients for this person.

"..." Zhao Ziyu's opinion of Liu Yu's frivolity is getting bigger and bigger.

Here we go again, last night we compared Zhang He to 'food' with seductiveness, and today we judge whether his character is cute or not.

Could it be that the lord's idea at the beginning was to subdue the female general Zhang Yun, so he deliberately used this tone.

However, the opponent is obviously a fanatical main fighter, right?

Are you sure it is an existence that can be recruited?

"My lord, according to the scouts ahead, Gao Shun's army will be able to join forces with Zhang Yun this afternoon." Seeing that it was almost noon, Zhao Ziyu suggested, "Why don't we go back to the camp first and prepare for the battle?" .”

The confrontation with Zhang Xi actually did not have much actual impact, and neither side suffered any casualties.

And very gratifying to congratulate, two victors were born in this small contest.

Zhang He said that she messed up Liu Yu, and Liu Yu said that he beat Zhang He fat.

Therefore, the key still depends on the formal confrontation between the two sides.

"Well, let's go back to camp."

After realizing Zhang Yun's shamelessness, Liu Yu began to look forward to his next opponent.Caressing the hands on the railing, slowly holding them, looking at the line of defense that he can level down at any time if he wants to level down, Liu Yu gradually calmed down: "The so-called tactics are always determined by people. It's different. You, Zhang Xi, can be sober alone, but Gao Shun is not qualified."