Escape Game: Play as Phantom Thief Kidd at the start

"But she didn't listen and insisted on pestering me!"

"One night when I was drunk, she..."

"In the end, you see, I was tricked by that insidious woman, and such a little thing was born to trap me!"

Ye Luoyun cupped Yumi in his hand, almost got angry with Yumi!

As for the guards, with the appearance of eating a shocking melon, they have become a qualified melon eater:

"It turns out that you were chased after by Mei!"

"I really didn't expect that such a cold person, Commander Yumi, is also a dog licking dog in terms of love!"

"Then do you know why you haven't seen Master Yumi recently? I heard that she seems to be on sick leave. Why?"

In the eyes of the guards, Ye Luoyun faintly saw the gas of gossip fire!

"Ahem, she's pregnant."

"Because we are responding to the national policy recently, we are having a second child!"

As he said that, Ye Luoyun was quite playful, and gave the guards a "you understand" emoji.

hiss……

Now, the guards were completely shocked!

"Damn it, you're ruining my old lady's reputation!"

Yumi in her arms couldn't sit still.

This is slander, blatantly slandering the innocence of her, a big girl with yellow flowers!

If this rumor spreads, will she marry or not?

However, just when Yumi couldn't help but wanted to speak, the small dagger on the back gently scratched Yumi's skin, making Yumi stiff again.

Then, I saw Ye Luoyun's "nuclear" smile:

"Good girl, did your mother chase me back then?"

Yumei wanted to cry but had no more tears.

The smarter the person, the more afraid of death, the easier it is to compromise!

"Yes, it is!"

"My mother treats you like a stalker, if she didn't use some tricks, how could she get you?"

Yumi's words are full of lies, and it can be said that she is merciless in making her own rumors!

"Hahaha, making up your own rumors, I'm really laughing to death!"

"Brave Yumi, not afraid of difficulties!"

"Yumi, now you can't blame our brother Yun for letting you not get married, you said it yourself!"

"Brother Yun, who Yumi personally admitted to chasing after! The official stone hammer is the deadliest!"

The guards gave Ye Luoyun a thumbs up, and looked at Ye Luoyun as if they were looking at an idol!

What made Yumei's tooth hurt even more was that Ye Luoyun deliberately pretended not to let others know, and said mysteriously in front of the guards:

"I will only tell you about this matter!"

"Please don't tell anyone else!"

Generally speaking, the delivery speed is the fastest!

"Don't worry, big brother!"

"You can have a good baby with our Commander! Try to have eight sons in one birth!"

"Hunting fugitives or something, just let us take care of it!"

The foolish guards promised.

A fugitive who cheated on the supreme commander of other people's security guards was actually blessed by his subordinates to have more children!

This is just ridiculous!

"I will!"

Saying goodbye to the melon-eating crowd, Ye Luoyun suddenly lowered his head feeling deeply, looking at Yumei who was weak and like a salted fish, asked:

"what happened to you?"

I saw Yumi raised her head slightly, her eyes were dim, like a broken toy:

"You bastard spread rumors about me!"

"If I can't get married in the future, will you be responsible?"

Unexpectedly, Ye Luoyun's face was serious, and for a moment he couldn't tell if he was joking or for real:

"I'm in charge!"

The moonlight shone on Ye Luoyun's face, like the most holy prince charming, causing Yumi's head to droop subconsciously.

"This bastard, is it true that old people from eight years old to 80 years old will flirt?"

Yumi thought through gritted teeth.

There was no way, the Kaitou Kidd had already fused with Ye Luoyun to the core.

Flirting with a girl is passive, and it's not my fault to let a girl fall into a stupid love!

With a chuckle, Ye Luoyun didn't really do anything to Yumi, but hugged Yumi and walked outside to the bustling street.

In a small shop with golden arches, a handsome man sits opposite to a girl who looks like a primary school student

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It really looks like a father and daughter.

Treating the fried chicken as Ye Luoyun, Yumi showed her two sharp canine teeth and bit hard on the fried chicken's butt!

Seeing this situation, Ye Luoyun frowned, thinking that this woman's biting ability might not be low.

After casually eating a few chips, Ye Luoyun started today's topic: