"Ah! Is there a ghost?"
The servant raised his fist and hit the fluttering "monk's robe"!
Chapter 321 Tang Sanzang Breaks the Three Precepts ([-])
Tang Sanzang was opening the door to come out, but the man said there was a ghost!
Tang Sanzang was startled, and opened his mouth to ask for help: "Ghost..."
He wanted to say where is the ghost?Save the poor monk!
However, he only had time to say the word "ghost", and the servant's fist hit him straight in the face.
"boom!"
Tang Sanzang's two front teeth fell out.
Blood came out of his mouth in no time.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tang Sanzang cried aggrievedly.
The servant: "Huh?"
The servant was stunned.
It sounds so familiar!
It seems to be... the voice of an elder?
The servant took a closer look.
Damn it, it's really Elder Tang!
Why is it so dark? !
I didn't see people at all, only monk robes.
The servant: "Ah? Elder, why is it you? I thought it was a ghost!"
Tang Sanzang wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, spat out his broken front tooth, and said aggrievedly: "Benefactor, the poor monk is a living person, can't you see it?"
Guard: "Elder, I'm sorry. I really didn't see it!"
Tang Sanzang: "????"
"Is your eyes bad?!"
The servant explained: "Elder, it's not that I have bad eyesight. It's that you are too dark. Blacker than black charcoal, so black that it shines! Do you think I can see clearly? I thought it was a monk's robe Floating out, I thought I saw a ghost!"
Tang Sanzang: "Huh? You said I am darker than black charcoal?"
Tang Sanzang cursed in his heart, how can I be blacker than Heitan because I am a good-looking person!
The servant: "Isn't it? Elder, you... are too dark."
Jia Ding was stunned, they were also well-informed gods, but they had never seen such a dark person!
Tang Sanzang was stunned!
Jia Ding understood what Tang Sanzang was thinking, and said, "Elder, wait a minute, I'll find you a mirror."
The servant turned around and found a bronze mirror.
Tang Sanzang looked in the mirror, and immediately screamed: "Ah!!!!!! Who is this?"
The servant: "This is you!"
Tang Sanzang: "Ah? Why am I so black? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Tang Sanzang cried directly!
The servant: "Elder, you have also seen that it is indeed so dark. Don't blame me!"
Tang Sanzang: "..."
Being so dark all of a sudden must be a sign of dying!
Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times towards the west, and said, "Buddha, I am afraid that I will die soon, and I will not be able to complete the task of learning scriptures! Please forgive me!"
Tang Sanzang was desperate.
The servant felt strange, why did the elder suddenly become like this?
It was still normal when I entered the door, there must be fraud in it!
"Master, Madam, it's not good, come here quickly!"
The servant called others.
Everyone looked carefully and said, "Elder, is this ink on your body? It's not your original appearance!"
Tang Sanzang: "Huh? Ink?"
They took him to the bathroom and brought three more oil lamps.
Several lights were turned on at the same time, and only then did they realize that the water in the tub was also pitch black.
"There's something wrong with this water!"
They finally found out why!
"However, why did the water turn black all of a sudden?"
Everyone was puzzled.
At this time, a servant who made a wish stood up and said, "I think it has something to do with the feces and urine on the elder's body. When the water meets it, it changes color!"
The gods and Buddhas nodded one after another, thinking that it should be like this!
After cleaning up the water, they boiled a pot of hot water for Tang Sanzang again and asked him to take a bath again.
Tang Sanzang: "Thank you!"
Tang Sanzang changed into a monk's robe after washing again.
Liu Boqin and the others took Tang Sanzang to the dining hall.
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