Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

Now, I heard Master say that 49 years have passed, and everyone believes that Master is really insane. Isn't it only twelve hours?

There are still one hundred and eight thousand miles away from 49 years!

Master, this is... stupid!

"Woooooooo..."

In order to perfectly set off the atmosphere of Shizun's stupidity, Xu Wish took the lead in crying: "Master, you are so pitiful! You were struck to death by lightning. I thought you survived smoothly, but I didn't expect you to be stupid. You drank urine when you woke up. , I still can’t remember the time clearly. Master, you haven’t taught my old grandson how to practice, why are you so stupid!”

Patriarch Bodhi: "????"

Patriarch Bodhi looked confused, what's the matter with this damn?

Were you not doing well just now?

Before Patriarch Bodhi could speak, the other brothers and sisters also burst into tears:

"Master, we thought you came back intact, but we didn't expect you...to be stupid!"

"Sigh, it's so sad and deplorable that Shizun's famous name has turned into a fool!"

"Okay, it's all good for Master to return to his physical body, let's do the rest slowly!"

"Master, alas!"

.......

Patriarch Bodhi was very confused!

These disciples are in collusion, are you going to piss yourself off?

Scold me for drinking urine, or a fool?

Is drinking urine voluntary?

As soon as I woke up, I was in the urine bucket, and no one knew that I had to hold my breath first!

Isn't it normal to have a few sips of "drinks"?

What does it mean to call me a fool?

Thinking of this, Patriarch Bodhi said angrily: "Shut up! I am not stupid!"

Wishing sighed, shook his head, and said, "No fool would admit that he is a fool!"

Patriarch Bodhi: "..."

The other senior brothers and sisters nodded and felt that the wish was right.

Patriarch Bodhi's head was a little dazed, could it be that he was really delirious and something went wrong.

Patriarch Bodhi was about to change the subject and asked, "Tell me, what have you done in the past 49 years? Have you improved in cultivation?" Patriarch Bodhi asked.

All the brothers and sisters: "..."

They knew that Master was really stupid.

Not to mention drinking urine, 49 years have passed since twelve hours!

Seeing everyone's sluggish expressions, Patriarch Bodhi's heart beat up and down. Could it be that he said something wrong again?

Patriarch Bodhi felt that the atmosphere was weird, this feeling was very bad!

You must prove your "innocence" and prove that you are not a fool!

"Shut up! I'm not stupid! If you don't believe me, I can prove it as a teacher!" Patriarch Bodhi was also impatient.

Make a wish: "Master, how are you going to prove that you are not a fool?"

Patriarch Bodhi: "????"

Patriarch Bodhi is full of question marks, how can he prove that he is not a fool?

He doesn't know either!

After being dazed for a while, Patriarch Bodhi replied: "I haven't thought about it yet, let me think about it as a teacher!"

Make a wish: "Brothers and sisters, have you seen it? Master, this is really stupid, I don't even know how to prove that I am not a fool."

Patriarch Bodhi: "..."

Patriarch Bodhi wanted to say, is it only a fool to prove that he is not a fool? !

Who would a normal person do to prove that he is not a fool?

If you have to prove it, what is it if you are not a fool?

However, seeing everyone's weird expressions, Patriarch Bodhi felt aggrieved!

You have to prove your "innocence"!

He is on par with the title of "fool"!

Seeing Patriarch Bodhi's bewildered look, he made a wish very "enthusiastically", and said with a smile: "Master, this disciple has a plan, which can prove that you are not stupid!"

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Chapter 42 Playing hard to get

Hearing the promise that he can prove that he is not stupid, Patriarch Bodhi's eyes lit up, and he boasted, "Good! As expected of a natural stone monkey, it is smart. Come on, how can you prove it?"

In other words, I plan to make a wish from Bodhi Patriarch to cheat some divine powers.

In the original book, Sun Wukong is most powerful in 72 transformations and somersaulting clouds, as well as the three-headed and six-armed magic powers of heaven and earth, all taught by Patriarch Bodhi, but those magic powers are not enough to fight monsters.

If you want to understand these vows, you naturally want to cheat more magic tricks.

Wishing and beckoning, all the brothers and sisters gathered around.

"Brothers and sisters, I think it is very easy to prove that Master is not stupid." Seeing that everyone was listening carefully, he made a wish and said loudly: "Everyone knows that I am a junior brother, and I have never learned any Taoism or supernatural powers since I started , I am learning art with zero foundation! If Master can teach me some supernatural powers in a short period of time, then it will prove that Master is not stupid! What do you think?"

All the senior brothers and sisters were immersed in the grief of the master's stupidity, and they didn't want the master to be really stupid, so they all agreed to the way of making a wish.

A senior sister said: "This is a very good suggestion for my junior brother. Anyway, the master will teach him how to practice. I think this method is feasible!"

Another senior brother said: "Little brother, this way, I think it will work."