Hey, if you don't want it, I have a special medicine here!
If you don't want to give birth, you must drink the birth spring water.
After drinking it, it can gradually melt away.
Wishing has already prepared a large gourd of fetal spring water.
But, the price is a little expensive!
Guanyin looked at the wish and said speechlessly: "Wukong, why is your mouth stronger than a crow's mouth?"
Make a wish: "It's not my mouth. You see, the belly is so big, it's obvious that I'm pregnant."
Everyone: "......"
Several people were melancholy.
Originally, I thought about taking advantage of this matter without making a big fuss, and slipping away.
Well now, three big bellies.
"Guanyin, you bastard, what should you do?" Li Shan's old mother was anxious.
Guanyin's forehead also broke out in cold sweat: "I have no experience!"
"puff......"
Lishan old mother, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva spurted a mouthful of old blood at the same time.
"Are we asking how you gave birth to a baby? Don't we know that you have no experience? We are asking how to do it now that you are pregnant?!"
Guanyin: "I don't know either! Do you want it?"
Make a wish: "That's right, think about it for yourself, you already have an indissoluble fate with Bajie, since you are both pregnant, let's give birth?"
Old Mother Lishan, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva all looked at and made a wish with hatred.
How could it be possible to be born?
"No, I have to fight!"
"That's right, I'm a fucking man, what's the matter with having a baby?"
"I am also determined to fight. If I am born, where will I put my old face?"
Make a wish: "Isn't it? You are so heartless and ungrateful? Bajie finally had an heir, and you are going to kill him? No, I think this matter is a big one, and it's best to discuss it between you and your husband."
After finishing speaking, he made a wish to pour a basin of cold water on Zhu Bajie's head.
Zhu Bajie shuddered and woke up.
Zhu Bajie's head was still buzzing, he was beaten too hard.
After waking up, my whole body hurts, especially the "golden ratio point", which is simply a painful pain.
"Ah!! It hurts my old pig to death!"
Zhu Bajie opened his eyes and saw, he was shocked!
Why is the Venerable Guanyin, the old mother of Lishan, Manjushri, and Samantabhadra all in front of me.
"Bodhisattva? Why are you here?"
Zhu Bajie wanted to kneel down and kowtow to Guanyin, but found that he couldn't move.
"Ok?"
Zhu Bajie found himself tied to a tree.
"Brother Monkey, what's going on? Why was I tied up? Where are my brides?"
Making a wish pointed to Lishan's old mother, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and said, "Hey, aren't they here?"
Lishan old mother, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva: "????"
Zhu Bajie: "Don't be kidding! My old pig is serious!"
Make a wish: "My grandson is also serious. You can ask the Bodhisattva yourself!"
Zhu Bajie: "Bodhisattva, monks don't lie. Brother Monkey is joking, right?"
Avalokitesvara: "Ah.......this......."
Avalokitesvara faltered, not knowing how to answer.
Make a wish: "Bajie, you idiot. Aren't Li Shan's old mother, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva your bride? Your bride is transformed by the three of them."
Guanyin also nodded helplessly.
Zhu Bajie was startled and said, "What?"
Zhu Bajie looked at the true faces of the three of them, and then remembered the lingering sentimentality during the festivities.
"vomit......"
Zhu Bajie vomited immediately!
Lishan old mother, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva: "????"
The old mother of Lishan, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva all had question marks in their minds, what did he say?
Are you disgusted by yourself?
Or is he too full?
Make a wish: "Bajie, are you satisfied with these three brides?"
Zhu Bajie looked at the three of them again.
"vomit!!!!"
Vomiting more!
Make a wish: "Bajie, what are you vomiting? You are not pregnant. They are pregnant, okay? Bajie, congratulations, you are going to be a father!"
Zhu Bajie: "How is it possible?"
Zhu Bajie didn't believe it, but when he took a closer look at their bulging stomachs, Zhu Bajie broke out in a cold sweat instantly.
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