My identity as an ancient celestial master was exposed by yearning

That's right!

His nickname is Goudan!

And he did pee his pants until he was seven or eight years old!

The village head was ashamed and ashamed, and he didn't know how the person in front of him knew these things.

"Are you really from the village? Why don't I remember!"

"It's not your fault, you were still young."

"I'm young? Then how old are you!"

"I can't remember, but you are right to call me ancestor."

After Xiao Chen finished speaking, he raised his head and laughed.

Heck!

Where did such a smelly and shameless old man come from!

How dare you pretend to be the ancestor of the village chief!

At this time, Zhang Zifeng suddenly asked in a low voice:

"Could this old man be the one the village head mentioned just now?"

"Impossible! If the old man is still alive, he will be at least two hundred years old now!"

The village chief shook his head again and again.

"How do you know I won't live to be two hundred years old?"

Xiao Chen looked at him with interest.

"You...you wait here first!"

The village chief was stopped by his question, and ran out after leaving a sentence.

Soon after, he came back with several gray-haired old people.

These are all old antiques in the village, all around a hundred years old.

"Uncle, please take a look, is this..."

Before the village chief finished speaking, several old people knelt down in front of Xiao Chen with a plop.

The old people burst into tears, crying like a few children!

"Old ancestor! You are still alive!"

"Old ancestor! I'm fat! I was the one who led people into the mountains to bury the corpses of the bandits! Do you remember?!"

"I am also honored to hang my shoulders over my ancestors! The heroic appearance of my ancestors will never be forgotten by my grandchildren!"

......

Look at these crying old people.

Not only the village chief was stunned.

Everyone in the program team also opened their mouths in surprise.

Is there really someone in the world who can live to nearly two hundred years old? !

"The current highest record in the world is an old man abroad who lived to be 147 years old. The old man in front of him seems to have broken this record!"

The director exclaimed.

"Old ancestor! It is the children and grandchildren who have no eyes! Please forgive me!"

The village chief hurriedly knelt down on the ground, and kowtowed heavily to Xiao Chen a few times.

"It's okay, you all get up."

Xiao Chen waved his hands calmly.

"Thank you ancestor for your generosity!"

The village head stood up, and then pulled everyone in the mushroom house to a corner.

"I'm sorry everyone, this is really my ancestor, so I can't rent the house to you."

"what?!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong's expressions changed.

The shows have already started.

The appearance of Xiao Chen also attracted the attention of netizens.

I'm afraid I will be sprayed if I change the place now!

"Village Chief, you are talking to this old ancestor."

He Jiong begged.

"This... I dare not."

The village chief was a little embarrassed.

I accidentally offended my ancestors just now.

If you go up to talk about these things now, I'm afraid it will anger him.

At that time, without Xiao Chen speaking, a few old people in the village will be able to remove him from the position of village chief!

At this moment.

Zhang Zifeng walked up to Xiao Chen's side, reached out to hold his arm, and said coquettishly:

"Grandpa, can you rent this place to us? We will make delicious food for you!"

Xiao Chen raised his head and laughed loudly, patted her head, and said loudly:

"The little girl is good at begging, so the old man will agree to you! But you are not allowed to mess around here!"

"Got it! Thank you, grandpa!"