My identity as an ancient celestial master was exposed by yearning

Xiao Chen waved his hand and didn't continue talking.

Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang looked at each other, thinking that he was making a joke.

"Boy, did you say you have my fans on your phone?"

Xiao Chen patted Peng Yuchang on the shoulder, and changed the topic again.

"Yes! It's a boy!"

Peng Yuchang immediately handed him the phone.

Xiao Chen took it over and took a closer look.

It turned out to be a little boy who was dumped by a girl.

The question asked is this:

Grandpa, I am one of your fans.

I have encountered some troubles recently and would like to ask you for advice.

i have a girlfriend.

We are almost married.

But her family asked me to take out 30 dowry.

Moreover, she also has a younger brother who has done nothing.

She also asked me to post money to her brother to find a girlfriend.

Grandpa, what should I do now?

.......

"There is such a sad man in this world?"

Xiao Chen was speechless after reading the text.

"Grandpa, to tell you the truth, there are quite a lot of men like this now."

Peng Yuchang reminded in a low voice.

Hearing this, Xiao Chen showed a dumbfounding expression.

what's going on?

Are all men these days messed up like this?

Then Xiao Chen thought for a while, and said:

"Either don't marry this woman, or..."

Xiao Chen stopped in the middle of speaking.

"Or what?"

Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng asked in unison.

"Either consider her a godsister. Anyway, she is so good to my younger brother. Isn't this much more comfortable than being her husband?"

Xiao Chen stroked his beard and smiled.

Peng Yuchang was stunned on the spot.

Zhang Zifeng was stunned for a second and then burst out laughing.

This is too bamboo shoots!

If it is not enough to be a husband, then be a younger brother.

What kind of shit is this.

The old man looked serious.

It turns out that there are times when the belly is black.

The audience in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter after reacting.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Grandpa, you are too bad!"

"I would like to call you Lao Sun!"

"To be honest, I also want a god-sister."

"Who doesn't want it!"

"But having said that, the old man is right, the boys nowadays are indeed too sad."

"A gift of 30 yuan! And to help her younger brother! It's simply inappropriate!"

"That brother, hurry up and get away while you're not married! Otherwise, hard times are yet to come!"

......

Go back to the mushroom house.

Peng Yuchang ran away with his phone.

He dare not teach this bad idea to netizens.

Rumor has it that he will be surrounded and beaten by female fists.

"Silly boy, you must teach him as I said!"

Xiao Chen waved at him and shouted.

Peng Yuchang staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"Grandpa, you are so funny!"

Zhang Zifeng was amused by him and giggled.

"I also do it out of good intentions."

Xiao Chen stroked his beard and said.