I am not a serious young man

What the hell, pretend to be handsome in front of me Zheng Yanzu Jian 13, if you don’t hate who are you?

"Okay, the visitor is a guest, sit down and drink some wine slowly, and then send it away accidentally... Zheng feels ashamed." Zheng Jian took another bowl and poured a bowl of wine for Hou Xibai.

Hou Xibai sat down a little stiffly, his mind still buzzing non-stop.

Fatty An Long looked at Hou Xibai's appearance, and he couldn't bear it, but he didn't dare to speak directly in front of so many people, and sighed, "Okay, after drinking this bowl of wine, we are friends. Take care of each other! Take care of each other!"

Zheng Jian cast a sideways glance at An Long, making An Long uncomfortable...

After drinking for three rounds, the three of Kou Xuba were all tired, and left with their swaying bodies.

Only Zheng Jian, An Long and Hou Xibai were left in the yard.

And Anlong, who was drunk, fell asleep on the stone table at some point...

Hou Xibai touched An Long, saw that he was still, and then slowly got up, looked at Zheng Jian, and said calmly: "Let me introduce again, Hou Xibai, the descendant of the Huajian School, has met Senior Brother Zheng."

Zheng Jian narrowed his eyes slightly, "So you know?"

"Master sent me a message to come to Luoyang from the middle of Sichuan to help my senior brother. Only then did I know that besides Yang Xuyan, there is another senior brother who mends the way of heaven..." Hou Xibai shook his folding fan lightly. appearance.

Zheng Jian smiled, "You know now?"

Hou Xibai nodded, "Understood."

Zheng Jian groaned for a while, with a straight face, and said in a deep voice: "I have seen my brother, why don't you worship!"

Hou Xibai: "??? A man has gold under his knees. You are not one of the kings, relatives and teachers of heaven and earth. Why should I, Hou Xibai, worship you?"

Zheng Jian let out a long laugh, "Hahahahaha! You know that the heaven and earth are masters and masters, so you must have heard that being a teacher for a day is a father for life, right?"

Hou Xibai was even more confused, "I know, is there a problem?"

Zheng Jian showed his trademark cheap smile, "There is another sentence, elder brother is like father! Senior brother... is also elder brother! So, why don't you worship your father?"

Hou Xibai was dumbfounded: "..." You can really break things!

The resentment value from Hou Xibai is +999.

At this moment, even though Hou Xibai had always been as gentle as jade, he couldn't help but feel hot-blooded...

Why did my master accept such a disciple... What the hell is he a senior brother?

Hou Xibai pondered for a long while, then suddenly said: "I said, Senior Brother Zheng, if you want to say that, you can push it according to what you said. In case the master drives west one day in the future, you will have to be ashamed to talk to Qing Junior sister Xuan is fighting for the family property?"

Zheng Jian's eyes lit up when he heard the words, rubbed his chin with his right hand, and nodded thoughtfully, "Junior brother really awakened the dreamer! Why didn't I think of it? Well, Youlin Xiaogu should have half of me! Junior brother Xibai, Don't worry, when the time comes, I will give you another third of my share!"

Hou Xibai suddenly went crazy, dare you think this reminded him?Who wants you to share?

The resentment value from Hou Xibai is +999.

"Brother, I beg you sincerely, just be yourself!"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian asked, "Why am I not a human anymore? By the way, you Hou Xibai! You are so treacherous! How dare you curse Master to go west! Just wait, I will write to Master right away..."

Hou Xibai was dumbfounded again, "You, me, I'm just a metaphor...how can you be such a rascal? If I knew you were like this earlier, I would never have come to Luoyang!"

The resentment value from Hou Xibai is +999.

Zheng Jian spread his hands, "That's right, I'm a scoundrel! You... you know it too late..."

Hou Xibai was so angry that Zheng Jian couldn't speak, his lips were trembling...

Zheng Jian looked at Hou Xibai, and said cheerfully, "Want to hit me? Come on, come on, don't be too polite, hit here!"

Hou Xibai slumped down on the stone stool, "Fuck you! Even the seven great masters can't beat you, Ning Daoqi has retreated, how dare I beat you..."

"Sexy son" Hou Xibai burst into foul language...

At this time, Hou Xibai's intestines were full of regrets. When he was in the middle of Sichuan, his "passionate son" Hou Xibai was so chic...

Wherever you go, you will lean on the red and nestle in the green, beauties accompany you, and you will be praised constantly...

But ever since I saw this bitch senior brother, I have been unlucky...

The resentment value from Hou Xibai is +999.

Zheng Jian looked at Hou Xibai's look of lovelessness, and thought to himself: Am I being too ruthless...Why is this child's psychological endurance not as good as Xiao Jingjing's?

Thinking of Shan Wanjing, Zheng Jian couldn't help feeling a little nostalgic, after all, she was a woman who could occasionally battle with him...

"I don't know what Xiao Jingjing has been doing for the past two years... Forget it, forget it, it's good not to see each other! In case the little girl has an unrequited love again... In the end, it will become "meeting at Yuhang Wharf for the first time, seeing Zheng Lang mistakenly for life" '..."

Putting aside his thoughts, Zheng Jian glanced at Hou Xibai who was doubting his life again, "I said, Junior Brother Xibai, since you know what happened tonight, why didn't you show up earlier to help senior brother?"

Hou Xibai said unhappily: "Senior brother's martial arts are world-class, why do you need my help! Junior brother is here, it's like lighting a lamp under the sun-it's unnecessary!"

Zheng Jian's eyes lit up again when he heard the words, "Okay, Xibai, you can still talk allegory!"

Hou Xibai: "...why, isn't Junior Brother even worthy of an epilogue?"

Why are you so surprised when I say an allusion?

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "No, no, no! If you say that, senior brother will eat ice cubes like a toad—it's chilling!"

Hou Xibai's eyes widened in an instant: "...Brother, what you said allegorically is really accurate!"

Calling yourself a toad... is a wolf.

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "No, junior brother, you are the heifer who goes into the sea by boat—it's amazing!"

The resentment value from Hou Xibai is +999.

Sure enough, the brother couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth!

Hou Xibai really didn't want to talk anymore. He glanced at the sky and saw that the long night was almost over, and lamented in his heart, "What crime did I do to meet such a wonderful brother!"

At that moment, Hou Xibai got up, cupped his hands symbolically, "Senior brother, since the matter with Shibi is over, I won't stay any longer... We will meet later!"

Zheng Jian said, "In such a hurry? Where are you going?"

"Anything is fine! Oh, no, the younger brother suddenly remembered that there is one important thing to do, I'm sorry, let's go first!" Hou Xibai suddenly felt wrong when he blurted out, and quickly made up for it.

As he said that, he jumped onto the roof, ready to ride the wind...

Zheng Jian spread his hands, "Okay, I really came in a hurry, and went in a hurry..."

When he looked up, he found that Hou Xibai was dumbfounded, staring ahead, standing motionless on the roof, as if someone had acupuncture points on him.

Zheng Jian jumped up curiously, and also came to the roof, followed Hou Xibai's gaze, and was immediately happy.

"Hey, it's you, Feixuan?"

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Chapter 206 Zheng Jian: Am I being teased back?

On the roof, Concubine Shixuan was wearing a long white dress, fluttering in the wind, still holding a colored empty sword behind her, her appearance was peerless.

Under the moonlight, Shi Feixuan's face was a little haggard, looking at Zheng Jian, her eyes were full of complexity...

"Concubine Xuan? It turns out that Fairy Cihang Jingzhai came into the world. I'm next to Hou Xibai, and I've seen Fairy." Hou Xibai was woken up by Zheng Jian's words, and hurriedly saluted with great grace, his eyes full of appreciation...

Zheng Jian was a little disgusted and took two steps away from Hou Xibai. This junior, he looks like he has never seen a beautiful woman... It's too embarrassing!

Concubine Shixuan showed a signature smile, nodded slightly to Hou Xibai, and then looked at Zheng Jianjian, "Brother Zheng, Feixuan wants to ask you something, but I don't know... Brother Zheng, is it convenient now?"

When Hou Xibai saw Shi Feixuan nodding to him, he was ecstatic, but the next moment, Shi Feixuan focused on Zheng Jianjian, which immediately disappointed Hou Xibai.

"Inconvenient!" Zheng Jian pouted.

"Brother, how can you talk to the fairy like that!" Hou Xibai became anxious when he heard it, it doesn't matter if you hate me, how can you hate Bai Yueguang in my mind?

Zheng Jian looked at Hou Xibai, and said with a smirk: "Junior Brother Xibai, what you say sounds like a bitch!"

Hou Xibai died immediately...

Concubine Shixuan ignored Hou Xibai and stared at Zheng Jian, "Brother Zheng, please excuse me to speak."

After finishing speaking, Concubine Shixuan stepped on her feet, and her delicate body immediately floated out...

Zheng Jian was helpless, did he decide to eat himself?

He said to Hou Xibai: "Ding~~ bang! Junior brother, I seem to have heard the sound of heartbreak?" After finishing speaking, he also followed...

Hou Xibai stood there stupidly, as if possessed by a demon...

Suddenly, he moved, sat directly on the roof, opened his fan, dilated his pupils, and thoughtfully recalled the most beautiful posture of Shi Feixuan just now in his mind...

Immediately, he took out his brush and ink, intending to draw Shi Feixuan on the fan.

Holding up the pen, Hou Xibai was caught in a tangle again, Shi Feixuan's frowns and smiles kept reappearing in his mind, he didn't know which one was the most beautiful...

Below, Fatty An was still snoring soundly, and the sound of snoring was loud...

After chasing from Yuelai Inn all the way to the outside of the city, Shi Feixuan just stopped.

Not far behind her, Zheng Jian also landed, "Feixuan, speaking of which, it's your fault, you are such a thief!"

Shi Feixuan turned around slowly, stared at Zheng Jian, and said unexpectedly: "When did Feixuan become a thief?"

Zheng Jian chuckled, "You stole my junior brother's heart, and you still say you're not a thief?"

When Concubine Shixuan heard the words, she blinked her beautiful eyes suddenly, and said coquettishly: "I didn't steal the heart of the amorous young man, there are too many people in his heart, and Feixuan can't handle it!"

"However, Feixuan thinks that brother Zheng should be light-hearted, and wants to steal it, but I don't know if brother Zheng is willing?"

Zheng Jian was taken aback, what the hell, am I being teased by Concubine Shixuan?

Seeing Zheng Jian stunned, Shi Feixuan showed a slight smile, and said, "May Feixuan ask Brother Zheng a few questions?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, "No!"

Concubine Xuan: "..."

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +666.

"I want to ask! You must answer! Let me ask you, what kind of girl do you like, slim or plump?" Shi Feixuan asked forcefully regardless.

Zheng Jian heard the words, what the fuck is this girl talking about?Hard flirting?

He pondered for a moment and replied, "Strong."

Concubine Shixuan was stunned for a moment, she took a step forward and asked forcefully, "Oval face or round face?"

Zheng Jian took a step back. At this time, he had already opened his mind, and immediately replied: "Big face, melon eyes."

Concubine Shixuan pressed her step by step, "Like older ones and younger ones?"

Zheng Jian retreated step by step, "It can change at any time."

Shi Feixuan: "Generally, do you look at the face first or the figure first?"

Zheng Jian: "Look at your feet!"

Concubine Shixuan was taken aback, and then asked: "Do you like plain makeup or makeup?"

Zheng Jian compared his hands, "Half face is plain, half face is makeup."

Concubine Shixuan made up half of her face without make-up and half of her face with make-up in her mind, she suddenly felt a little shuddering, she asked persistently: "Do you like the charming one or the pure one?"

Zheng Jian: "I like righteousness!"

Concubine Shixuan was speechless, and she carefully considered what Zheng Jian said, "He has a big face with oval eyes, beautiful feet, half of his face is covered with rouge and gouache, he is very righteous and strong, and his age can change with his mood. of……"

Excuse me, what kind of strange species is this? Which page of "Shan Hai Jing" records such a "peerless beauty"?

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +1999.

"Hahahahahahahaha..." There was a barbell-like laughter from the nearby tree.

Zheng Jian didn't raise his head, this scene was not unfamiliar at all, "Wu Wan, have you laughed enough?"

The one sitting on the branch was indeed Wan Hou, who was leaning back and forth with a smile at this time, with a pair of white and tender feet dangling in the air, "I told you a long time ago, this bitch can't be guessed by common sense at all, you still don't believe it, If you have to ask him, are you stupid now?"

Concubine Xuan let out a long sigh, "Brother Zheng, you are too scary! Concubine Xuan willingly bows down..."

Zheng Jian scratched his head, "I think...it's okay. By the way, the two of you sisters took advantage of the big night to call here just to talk about this? Especially your concubine Xuan, you don't care about the world?"

Concubine Shixuan rolled her eyes at Zheng Jian resentfully, she was so wronged that she almost wanted to cry.

Sitting on a tree branch and dangling, Wan Hou said, "You still have the face to say it! If you hadn't guessed that we are twin sisters, Sister Feixuan wouldn't have been caught by the one who opened her mouth and shut her mouth. Master was scolded! It's good now, you even snatched He Shibi... Fan Qinghui was furious, and almost died of anger... How much poor sister Feixuan has endured, you don't comfort her, you are still talking sarcastic here! "

Hearing this, Zheng Jian asked doubtfully, "Then why are you alright?"