I am not a serious young man

"Xiaoqian! You...you finally remembered..."

"Okay, you guys don't talk to each other right now! If you keep talking, you two will be wiped out!" Yan Chixia shouted.

"Xiaoqian, are you willing to come with me?" The Black Mountain old demon said affectionately, enduring the pain of being irradiated by the sunlight through the gap.

"I am willing." Nie Xiaoqian nodded.

"Let's go...follow me to the Heishan Realm!" said the old Heishan demon, "I have to ask you two things. Please find Xiaoqian's ashes and bring them back to Lanruo Temple. I'll come to pick them up again tonight."

"Both benefactors, Xiaoqian's ashes are buried under the dryad's grandmother. It is a poplar tree with a black nest on it!"

The voice dissipated, and the figures of Black Mountain Old Demon and Nie Xiaoqian had disappeared.

After a long time, Yan Chixia sighed: "Who would have thought that the Black Mountain old demon is also a seed of infatuation..."

Zheng Jian nodded, and said with a smile: "A love that has spanned thousands of years! Tsk tsk, old Heishan demon, old Heishan demon, you managed to hug Bai Yueguang with this dog-licking dog...Lick the dog, lick the dog until the end, you have everything you want..."

Yan Chixia: "...Zheng Jian, shut up! Why is such a soul-stirring love story so ugly when it comes out of your mouth?"

The resentment value from Yan Chixia +3999.

After all, the two looked at each other and laughed.

Laughing and laughing, the two vomited blood together.

Yan Chixia gasped and said: "The Black Mountain old demon is really powerful! We lost half of our skills, and we barely evened with him."

Zheng Jian nodded sympathetically, his injury was worse than Yan Chixia's...

The fourth divine skill of "Three Swords, Three Swords and Three Divine Skills", "Six Destruction Swords Twenty-Three", "Excalibur Sword and Thunder Control", in this battle, Zheng Jian almost used his unique skills all over...

In the end, I used the "Spiritual Dafa of Changing the Heaven and Earth" to help Nie Xiaoqian pursue her past...

Inexplicably, Zheng Jian felt that he had lost a lot.

At the moment, the two are healing separately.

Zheng Jian sat cross-legged in the side room, first exchanged "Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao" from the system, and then began to silently use the few remaining true essence to heal his wounds.

Yan Chixia's injuries were minor, and after resting for a long time, she retrieved Nie Xiaoqian's ashes.

Zheng Jian didn't wake up from his trance until night fell.

When he came to the main hall, he found that the Black Mountain old demon and Nie Xiaoqian had arrived and were chatting with Yan Chixia.

Seeing Zheng Jian coming out, Hei Shan Lao Yao and Nie Xiaoqian bowed together, "Thank you, benefactor!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "You're welcome, I deserve it! Yan Chixia, they thank me so much, it seems that their relationship has faded, so dig a hole and bury it."

Black Mountain Old Demon and Nie Xiaoqian were stunned.

Yan Chixia laughed loudly when she heard the words: "Hahahahaha, Montenegro, don't mind! This guy is just like this, he likes to joke, the kind that can piss people off more than his life."

Montenegro old demon: "..."

The resentment value from the Montenegrin old demon is +1999.

Seeing this, Nie Xiaoqian quietly pinched the old Black Mountain demon!

The Montenegrin old demon immediately grinned, thinking of something, and hastily took out two brocade boxes from his arms, "The two are so kind, Montenegro can't repay you, I can only give you some special products from the Montenegro world, and express my gratitude."

Yan Chixia just wanted to decline, but Zheng Jian quickly put on a sincere smile and stepped forward to take it without hesitation.

"Oh, there is still a thank you gift? Why didn't you bring it out earlier, it's too polite!"

Yan Chixia: "..."

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Chapter 397 This bitch finally left

Yan Chixia really convinced Zheng Jian!

When people thank you with words, you feel weird.

Now when people give out a gift, you take it so quickly, don't you hold back a bit?

Yan Chixia was very embarrassed, Zheng Jian accepted it, and he couldn't justify not accepting it...

Therefore, Yan Chixia also took the opportunity to take the brocade box by taking the donkey down the slope.

The black mountain old demon didn't think it was disobedient, but felt that Zheng Jian was quite sincere, not polite, and a kind-hearted person.

Not long after night fell, the Black Mountain old demon was not in a hurry to leave, so he chatted with Zheng Jian and Yan Chixia in Lanruo Temple.

After chatting for a while, the Black Mountain old demon suddenly said: "Brother Zheng, I heard from Xiaoqian that you always have fantastic ideas and can always ask some weird and tricky questions. I'm curious, can you show us?"

Yan Chixia was stunned, and dropped the wine bag in her hand...

He looked at the Black Mountain old demon, and suddenly clutched his stomach and said, "Brother, Yan has a stomach discomfort, go to the latrine first, you two talk first!"

Zheng Jian had quick eyesight and quick hands, and grabbed Yan Chixia, "I feel uncomfortable in the morning, and I feel uncomfortable in the evening, but this time is so uncomfortable! Lao Yan, are you particularly unwilling to listen to my questions?"

Yan Chixia smiled mischievously, "Bro, what's the third thing people have to worry about! I can't do anything about this stomachache, right?" As she said that, she wanted to break free.

Zheng Jian chuckled, "That's fine, you go!"

Yan Chixia glanced at the old Black Mountain demon with pity, and hurriedly ran to the back...

Zheng Jian looked at the old Heishan demon who was full of interest, and pondered: "Say, what is the name of a fox that has cultivated for 1000 years?"

The Montenegrin old demon was a little disappointed and said: "This is too simple! It's a vixen. That's it?"

Zheng Jian laughed and said, "It's not over yet. It's still this fox. She has already cultivated to become a master, but she still can't stand up. Why?"

Hearing the words, the old Heishan demon fell into deep thought, "Could it be that this fox has gone awry in his training and has become obsessed?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, "No!"

The Black Mountain old demon asked again: "Could it be that when she was seducing someone, someone broke her leg?"

"Not right!"

The Montenegrin old demon was confused, "Is there something wrong with her legs?"

"Healthy, healthy, nothing wrong!"

The Montenegro old demon thought for a long time, then looked at Nie Xiaoqian, and asked for help from the outside: "Xiaoqian, do you understand why?"

Nie Xiaoqian also shook her head in bewilderment to express her ignorance.

"Then tell me, why can't she stand up?"

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, and slowly replied: "Because she... is cunning (slippery feet)!"

The Montenegrin old demon froze for a moment, and immediately burst into laughter, o(*≧▽≦)ツ!

"Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! Cunning, slippery feet, no wonder you can't stand up... Hahahahahaha...Brother Zheng is really a wonderful person! Is there any more, come again, I have already understood your routine, this time I will definitely answer come up."

Zheng Jian looked at the inexplicably confident Heishan old demon, and pondered for a while again: "Okay! Please listen to the question. I have a poison called Qibuduanchang powder. Once you take it, the gods can't save it! But, this bottle The shelf life of the poison is only one year, and it will go bad after one year! May I ask, after it goes bad, will the Qibu Huanchang Powder become non-toxic, or more poisonous?"

The Montenegrin old demon asked in confusion: "What is the shelf life?"

Zheng Jian explained: "For example, if you butcher a pig and leave the pork there, will it stink after three days? This time is called the shelf life!"

The black mountain old demon understood, and blurted out: "The pork will go bad after the expiration date, and the poison is the same! I think it must be non-poisonous!"

"So sure?" Zheng Jian smiled.

"Definitely!" The Montenegrin old demon said firmly.

"Here, let Nie Xiaoqian take a bite?" Zheng Jian took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms.

The face of the Montenegro old demon suddenly changed, "Absolutely not!"

"Why not?" Zheng Jian laughed.

"What if the toxicity becomes stronger?" the old Black Mountain demon spoke plausibly.

"Didn't you say that the poison will be gone after the expiration date?"

The Montenegrin old demon was at a loss for words.

Nie Xiaoqian raised her brows upside down and said, "You say what you say, so what does it matter to me?"

The resentment value from Lord Montenegro is +3999.

The resentment value from Nie Xiaoqian is +1999.

The black mountain old demon was not convinced anymore, and said with a straight neck: "You are all a small way! Are we capable of comparing each other?"

"Beautiful! What do you compare, I will accompany you to the end!" Zheng Jian was immediately elated.

"Comparing poems and essays! I'll make a question, and you match the sentences!" said the Montenegrin old demon.

Zheng Jian: "..."

You are really a dung beetle rolling coal balls - you have found the wrong person!

"Why, don't you dare?" The old Black Mountain demon raised his eyebrows.

"Let the horse come here! I'm right, you're heartbroken!" Zheng Jian got up and looked down at the old black mountain demon.

Seeing this, the old Heishan demon suddenly stood up and said aggressively, "Jiangzhou Sima's green shirt is wet!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and then he had an answer, and said without backing down: "Does the prefect of Xuancheng know?"

The Montenegrin old demon was taken aback, "What a mess!"

"Don't worry about it, I'm right!"

The resentment value from Lord Montenegro is +3999.

"Okay! Yes! Come again, the wind is rustling and Yi Shuihan is cold. If you have the guts, don't talk to the original poem!" He still didn't believe it.

"Simple! Heroes are saddened by beauty levels!"

"Where did the guest come from?" The old black mountain demon frowned, and I just said the last sentence, how do you answer it?

However, Zheng Jian only thought about it for a while, and said proudly: "The shepherd boy is pointing at Xinghua Village!"

The Montenegrin old demon was stunned, this is so right, it fits the occasion, it's perfect!

The resentment value from Lord Montenegro is +3999.

He didn't believe in this evil, "Anyway, I'm also a big monster who read thousands of books, and I'll help you out! Have friends come from afar?"

Zheng Jian was taken aback, "You call this difficult? Listen carefully! There are friends who come from afar, whip dozens of times, and drive them away from the other courtyard! Don't worry, I still have friends. If you come from afar, you will die before you leave your teacher; if you have friends who come from afar, you will be punished even though they are far away!"

Zheng Jian said as he approached, the aura of the Black Mountain Old Demon was completely suppressed by Zheng Jian, and he couldn't stop backing away...

The resentment value from Lord Montenegro is +4999, +4999, +4999.

"I hinted you not to say these things, you must believe it! Look, you are speechless now, right?" Yan Chixia, who was hiding behind, couldn't listen anymore, and Shi Shiran walked out .

Seeing Yan Chixia, the old demon from Montenegro felt like seeing a savior, "Oh, hero Yan, you are back... I was thinking about going back to see if you fell into the latrine..."

Yan Chixia: "???"

"Uh, no, I mean, dude, it's almost dawn! We won't bother the two of you to rest, let's talk another day, talk another day..." The black mountain old demon was almost at a loss for words , quickly dragged Nie Xiaoqian and slipped away...

Zheng Jian was a little dissatisfied, "I just ran away when I felt it?" He said, looking at Yan Chixia, "How about... let's continue?"

Yan Chixia's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, "No, no! Ah, my diarrhea is too weak today, I'll go back and rest first..."

In the blink of an eye, only Zheng Jian was left in the main hall.

"Life is really lonely like snow... Even the old monster was heartbroken by me and ran away..."

There was a feeling of being overwhelmed and thousands of people disappeared spontaneously.

"I am laughing at the sky, I am not from Penghao!" At this time, Zheng Jian looked like a great poet walking alone, walking outside the gate of the palace, looking at the magnificent Milky Way in the sky...

Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and said loudly: "Flying down three thousand feet...Huh? Is it the Milky Way? Falling down nine days?"

Upstairs, Yan Chixia, who was just about to lie down, heard this, turned over and almost rolled out of bed...

Sitting at the entrance of the main hall, Zheng Jian silently praised his poem.

Then, he remembered that he hadn't read the thank you gift from the old demon of Montenegro, so he opened the brocade box, and there was something inside, with a piece of paper pressed underneath.

Zheng Jian first picked up the object and took a look, it was a piece of black jade!

Picking up the paper again, he took a closer look, "The benefactor personally said: I have suffered from lovesickness for thousands of years, and once I got what I wanted because of the king! The great kindness is unforgettable, and I want to repay it, but I suffer from nothing, so I only offer it to the Nether Black Mountain Realm." A unique item—the Nether Black Mountain Jade, express your heart. Those who wear this jade will be free from ghosts and evil things when they enter the Netherworld. Please don’t be disgusted by your benefactor.”