I am not a serious young man

"Oh? Brother, what can I do?" Zeng Tianwang asked doubtfully, as soon as he shifted his attention, it seemed that his shoulders didn't hurt anymore.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "It's not good to have an arm injury, most of it is pretended, you grit your teeth, be cruel, and just beat your arm..."

The King of Growth was stunned: "..." I'm so stupid, it's not your arm!

The resentment value from the King of Growth +4999.

"Hahahaha, just kidding, just kidding... In this way, I will apologize to you, the king of heaven. Hey, a few hot dates are not a respect, not a respect!" He took out two jujubes and stuffed them into the hands of the king of heaven.

Since the last time, when Zheng Jian returned to Penglai, he collected a hundred catties of fire dates, put them in the storage space, and sent out a few if he had nothing to do...

For Penglai, this thing is worthless!

But for other gods who are not of the ten continents and three islands of the East China Sea, this jujube is also a fairy family.

The king of growth looked a little pale.

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Brother, let's go, let's go..."

After entering Nantianmen, Zheng Jian began to wander all the way again, calculating the date, I am afraid that the time when the monkey comes out of the Bagua furnace is not far away...

As he was walking, he bumped into an old man with a white beard, leaning on a stick in his hand!

"Hey, Taibai~ Jinxing? This isn't quite a platinum star..." Zheng Jian immediately went up to greet him, and cupped his hands with a smile, "Where is Jinxing going?"

Taibai Jinxing looked Zheng Jian up and down, and asked doubtfully, "Who are you?"

Zheng Jian took out his celestial card and gave Taibai Jinxing a look.

Taibai Jinxing thought about it for a while and then remembered, and immediately said with a warm smile: "So it's a cheap fairy... I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Zheng Jian laughed and said, "Hey, I have admired Jin Xing for a long time..."

The two of them flattered each other, and they felt acquainted.

Jin Xing heard that Zheng Jian hadn't paid homage to the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun, and immediately said: "I said, my brother, how can I not worship the Da Tianzun in the heaven? Just right, I am planning to go to Lingxiao Palace, why don't you come with me?" ?”

Zheng Jian hesitated and said, "This... I'm speaking bluntly, for fear of offending Your Majesty..."

Taibai Jinxing chuckled, "It doesn't matter! If you speak straight, His Majesty will strike hard! At worst, just walk around on the Zhanxiantai!"

Zheng Jian: "..." Damn it, Taibai Jinxing is a very talkative old man...

Does this really mean that you want to force me, a cheap fairy, to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace?

"Just kidding, just kidding... You are the fairy book recommended by Emperor Donghua Qizuo, how could Your Majesty refute the face of Emperor Donghua... Don't worry." Taibai Jinxing looked at Zheng Jian's face turning green, this time Only then laughed.

Zheng Jian: Well, you Taibaijinxing, how dare you tease me face-to-face!I will remember this grudge!

So, the two walked all the way to Lingxiao Temple, Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Jin Xing, it is said that there must be five kinds of people in a team, namely tigers who shake mountains, eagles who are far-sighted, and wolves who are good at fighting." , agile leopard, loyal dog, guess which one are you?"

Taibai Jinxing paused, pondered for a moment, then turned his head and said, "I'm old and incapable, I should be...a farsighted eagle!"

"No, no, Jin Xing, you underestimate yourself! How can you be a visionary eagle? Can you see the future?" Zheng Jian raised his eyebrows.

Taibai Jinxing stagnates, feeling that it makes sense, "Then what do you say I am?"

Zheng Jian smiled, and said lightly: "You are a rat crossing the street, a bucket for cooking rice, and a fish for paddling water."

Taibaijinxing: "..."

The resentment value from Taibaijinxing +4999.

"Then you are the black sheep!" Taibai Jinxing said angrily.

Zheng Jian stood still, turned his head indifferently, and stared at Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing's heart tightened, "You...what do you want to do?"

When Taibai Jinxing was nervous, Zheng Jian suddenly showed a smile, "You are right! I am the black sheep... Not only that, but I am also a shit-stirring stick!"

As he spoke, Zheng Jian wrinkled... on Taibai Jinxing's face.

Taibaijinxing: "..."

The resentment value from Taibaijinxing +5999.

……

When they came to Lingxiao Hall, Taibai Jinxing asked Zheng Jian to wait outside the hall, while he went in to report first.

After a while, Taibai Jinxing's voice came from the hall, "Xuan Penglai Immortal Zheng Jian has an audience..."

Zheng Jian walked into the Lingxiao Hall, saying that this was the first time he came to the Lingxiao Hall. He saw gold nails gathering jade households, colorful phoenixes dancing among the rich families, and the scene was magnificent.

Walking to the front of the imperial court, Zheng Jian took a peek at the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun, neither sad nor happy, unpredictable.

What the hell is the high heaven, the sage, the benevolent, the Jade Emperor, the heavenly god, the high god, who drills the table?Sure enough, the acting came alive!

"My little minister, Penglai Xianxian, I pay my respects to Your Majesty!" Zheng Jian immediately agreed...

Being cheap also wants to see people order dishes, and there is no celestial fruit status. At this time, being cheap is simply lighting a lantern in the toilet-looking for shit!

He was still a little apprehensive, he didn't know if the Great Heavenly Lord knew about the matter of eating flat peaches with the monkeys and mixing immortal wine...

In case the cup is tossed on the spot, and five hundred swordsmen outside the hall are summoned...

Fortunately, the plot that Zheng Jian was worried about did not appear, and the Jade Emperor just said lightly: "Be flat! The Qing family is the cheap fairy recommended by Emperor Donghua, but it is ingenious. Jin Xing, two bottles of imperial wine, ten golden flowers, To show God's grace."

After Zheng Jian thanked him, he withdrew from Lingxiao Palace.

During this visit to the Jade Emperor, Zheng Jian also understood that the Heavenly Court is indeed acting, and the Jade Emperor is indeed unpredictable.

Think about it too, Zhenyuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortals, and the Jade Emperor Datianzun is the ancestor of the human immortals. According to what the Tathagata Buddha said, he practiced since childhood. After 750 eons, each 12 years, That is to say, 600 million years before he attained the status of Great Heavenly Venerable and became the ruler of the Three Realms...

Such a long time...

Enough for the single-celled trilobites to evolve into humans...

Ten thousand years of mana?

It's a joke in front of the Jade Emperor...

People's mana is measured in units of hundreds of millions of years!

"It seems that my little calculations... must have not escaped the eyes of the Jade Emperor and the Taoist ancestor..." Zheng Jian had a clear understanding in his heart, although he hadn't figured out why the Jade Emperor and the Taoist ancestor didn't point it out. ...

Maybe there is some kind of calculation behind it, maybe the bosses don't bother to care about him at all...

Anyway, no matter what, Zheng Jian's back was almost wet with cold sweat...

"Although there is a system in my body, which conceals my origin, but before there is no immortality, I still can't just grab the wool of such a supreme being..."

At this moment, Zheng Jian was extremely eager for himself to be able to prove the fruit of the Heavenly Immortal Dao.

Once you get the Celestial Immortal Dao Fruit, although it may still be impossible to compare with the existence of the Tianzun level or even the Great Tianzun level, at least you can have some sense of security.

"What the hell, I'm really shaking and cold! When will I, a cheap fairy, really stand up?" Zheng Jian thought to himself.

……

The days passed by.

In Tushita Palace, the 49th day of July [-]th passed by in a flash.

As soon as the gossip stove was turned on, the roasted black monkey jumped out, "kekeke..." Amidst the low roar of anger, the monkey flew up and kicked down the gossip stove...

This gossip furnace was used by Taoist ancestors for alchemy. When it fell down, a few furnace bricks fell to the lower realm, forming a [-]-mile flaming mountain.

In the alchemy room of Tushita Palace, the monkey had endured it for so long, and all of a sudden, anger arose in his heart, and evil turned to the gallbladder. In the alchemy room, one person counts as one. It doesn’t matter whether you watch the fire or the furnace, it’s all up to you. Turn it over!

Seeing this, Taishang Daozu wanted to catch the monkey, but was thrown by the monkey and fell headlong!

Well, the Taoist ancestor of the entire Westward Journey World, this loss of face has directly become black history...

The monkey was roasted for 49 days, and when it got away, it became fierce. Holding the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, it broke out of the Tushita Palace, and went straight to the heavenly court.

The officials of the Nine Obsidian Stars all backed away, and the four heavenly kings ran away watching the wind!

"I want~ What is the use of this iron rod?"

"I want... so what about this change?"

"Still uneasy, still sad~oh~oh~"

The monkey was about to be aggressive, when he suddenly heard this strange singing, looked for the sound, and caught a glimpse of Zheng Jian conjuring a grand master's chair out of nowhere, looking at him with his legs crossed!

"My surname is Zheng, do you want to be my enemy?" the monkey said angrily.

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, but instead of answering, he opened his mouth and asked, "Great Sage, why are you going here?"

The monkey was stunned for a moment, gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "Tread~bro~ling~xiao! The emperor takes turns to sit, this year it's time for me to be my grandson!"

Zheng Jian nodded, "Would you like to leave?"

The monkey looked at the Lingxiao Palace in the distance, which was full of auspicious aura, "What do you say?"

Zheng Jian: "...you should say, then you will never return!"

The monkey said: "He~TUI! You will never come back! My grandson can go and come back!"

After all, he took the stick and beat all the way towards Lingxiao Temple...

Chapter 504 This acting skill is not inferior to mine

This battle is the highlight moment of Monkey's life!

Charge all the way towards the Lingxiao Palace, even if you, the Jade Emperor, have thousands of troops!

When the stick was waved, all the immortals backed away, and none could match it.

This time the monkey really got ruthless...

The position of Monkey King can no longer satisfy him, and he wants to take the position of Heavenly Emperor...to replace him!

Although Zheng Jian had to admire the monkey's courage, he also had to complain, the current monkey really doesn't know how deep the water in heaven is!

Along the way, Zheng Jian made up his mind to see the most exciting drama in the whole Westward Journey with his own eyes!

The monkey was unstoppable all the way, and all the immortals turned pale, watching him rushing towards the Lingxiao Palace, they all chased after him...

Well, the purpose of watching these guys is basically the same as that of Zheng Jian, they are all watching dramas!

After all, after this time, such a wonderful drama will be nothing...

In other words, after playing with the monkey for so long, many gods are quite tired...

I'm doing my best to match your performance

Like the guests in an emotional show, anyone can choose...

All the way to the Tongming Hall and outside the Lingxiao Hall, the invincible monkey finally met the upright boy Wang Lingguan!

Who is this Wang Lingguan?

It is the assistant envoy of Yousheng Zhenjun, in modern terms, it is the deputy!

Just such a Wang Lingguan, one of the five hundred spirit officials, forcibly stopped the overwhelming Sun Houzi...

In a big battle, Sun Houzi failed to take down Wang Lingguan quickly, but was held back by Wang Lingguan. Yousheng Zhenjun took the opportunity to call in the 36 Thunder Generals from the Thunder Mansion, and a group of gods and generals went shoulder to shoulder...

So, the monkey was once again besieged by the righteous generals...

Of course, there is no difference between the outcome of a monkey fighting a Wang Lingguan, and it is still a tie between a group of generals...

Does it look like Kakashi?

Don't care who it is, it's over on [-]-[-]...

Seeing this scene, Jade Emperor Da Tianzun's face turned green. It can only be said that everyone is acting, and the acting is very vivid and spiritual!

Speaking of which, Wang Lingguan is the one with the worst acting skills...

Too straightforward!

Zheng Jian silently gave Wang Lingguan a bad review in his heart...

Then, Jade Emperor Datianzun's acting skills broke out suddenly. In fact, the monkey hadn't hit him yet, and was surrounded by the gods to fight in the center, and the outcome was not decided!

Although the monkey was not defeated for a while, he couldn't rush out of the crowd, and swung his stick in front of the Jade Emperor...

But the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun felt that if he continued to fight like this, he would not be able to kill anyone!

Moreover, everyone is performing hard, and I have no sense of participation...