I am not a serious young man

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Of course, there may be other reasons! You see, although Chang'e is the singer of Tiangong, you must know that Chang'e has a child... called Yutu, right?"

Tianpeng nodded in confusion, "And then?"

Zheng Jian rubbed his chin, "The Jade Emperor is also surnamed Yu, you taste it, you taste it carefully!"

Tianpeng was taken aback for a moment, and just wanted to laugh at Zheng Jian's nonsense, but Yutu didn't believe in jade, and the Jade Emperor was not named Yu!

However, it suddenly thought of a possibility, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, Brother Xianxian, you have a really good brain! You hit the nail on the head, hit the nail on the head! I understand..."

Smiling and laughing, the canopy cried...

I really cried...

"So, the elder brother's restraint is something you, the security captain, can think about?" Zheng Jian laughed.

Canopy cried even harder...

The resentment value from the canopy is +5999.

Seeing the sad appearance of Tianpeng crying and fussing, Zheng Jian thought about it, and decided to comfort Tianpeng.

After pondering for a long time, Zheng Jian asked, "Tianpeng, do you know what Chang'e's identity is?"

Canopy: "??? Isn't it a fairy?"

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Chapter 517 Chang'e's True Identity

Zheng Jian smiled, "No, no! Let me tell you, after my research, it is not easy to discover Chang'e's true identity."

The canopy was stunned, and its two big ears fluttered twice, just like cattail fans, "What do you mean?"

"The answer is amazing!" Zheng Jian said mysteriously.

"What answer is amazing?" Canopy became even more curious, like a cat's paw scratching his heart, "Quickly say it!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, and said, "Have you ever heard a saying, 'There are birds in the sun and toads in the moon'?"

Canopy nodded, "I heard."

Zheng Jian laughed and said: "There are birds in the sun, it means that there are golden crows in the sun, the one with three legs, you know?"

"I know..." The canopy was almost confused by Zheng Jian.

"That's right, a bit of culture! There are toads in the moon..." Zheng Jian couldn't hold back, but he still suppressed his smile and said: "Toads are toads... But as we all know, there are only jade rabbits in the Moon Palace, where did the toads come from? "

Canopy was dumbfounded...

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "So, there is only one truth, Chang'e, it may be a toad... that is... a toad!"

The canopy jumped up immediately, "I'll go to your cheap fairy! How dare you slander the fairy?"

The resentment value from the canopy is +5999.

Zheng Jian glanced at the canopy, and continued: "Hey, hey, don't believe it! As the saying goes, toads want to eat swan meat, and eating...isn't it just tasting? A swan is a goose...tasting a goose! You see , Toad wants to taste goose... Is it well-fitted, well-founded, convincing, and powerless to refute?"

Canopy sat down on the stone bench, feeling like his dreams were shattered and his beliefs collapsed...

"Bad fairy...you ruined all my good yearning for fairies!"

The resentment value from the canopy is +5999.

Canopy imagined the scene of Fairy Chang'e turning into a toad in his mind, and the fat all over his body was trembling in an instant...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian laughed and said, "Brother Tianpeng, do you... still admire Tasting Goose Fairy?"

The canopy shook its head like a rattle...

"No, no, no..."

"Do you still want to cry?"

"Don't think about it, don't think about it... Bastard, why do I feel that my brain is not enough?" Tian Pengming knew that Zheng Jian was just talking nonsense, but when he thought of Fairy Chang'e, he immediately thought of toad...

Perhaps, this is the canopy... growing!

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and replied: "There is nothing wrong! Because you are a pig brain..."

Canopy: "..."

What he said was so reasonable, I was speechless!

The resentment value from the canopy is +5999.

After being comforted by Zheng Jian's ruined impression, Tianpeng finally came out of his sadness.

This person, once he wakes up from the past, he can't help but look forward to the future.

Although Tianpeng is now a pig, he is also human!

Therefore, Tianpeng began to sigh again, "Oh, brother cheap fairy! Don't mention the past, life has been full of ups and downs... Tell me, brother, what should I do in the future? I can't just go on being a monster like this..."

Zheng Jian glanced at the canopy, good guy, you actually spit ivory out of your pig's mouth!

"Tianpeng, if life deceives you, don't be sad, don't worry! Turn on the beauty filter, and you can deceive life again..."

Tianpeng heard the words, and said in a daze: "What is a beauty filter?"

Zheng Jian slapped his head, "Forget that you don't understand! To put it simply, don't stick to your pig's head all the time. Aren't you Marshal Canopy? You've turned into a human being...stay here, don't If you think about cannibalism all day long, I see that you are very brave, and sooner or later you will be able to return to true fruition!"

Canopy nodded, "It's not that I like cannibalism! It's just that after I was demoted to the earth, I couldn't figure it out... Once I got confused, I did a bastard thing that hurt heaven and reason! Don't worry, Brother Brother, I won't do it again Cannibalism, concentrate on cultivation, and wait for the chance to return to heaven!"

Zheng Jian nodded in satisfaction, "That's right! Don't worry, according to my guess, within 200 years, you must have a turning point!"

Tianpeng was overjoyed immediately, "Really? My brain is not working well now, so please don't lie to me!"

Zheng Jian put on a serious face, "Since we are all friends, am I the kind of person who deceives you?"

"Then... I will lend you a good word?" Tianpeng said happily.

"No problem!" Zheng Jian laughed loudly, and took out two jars of fine wine, "Come, come, drink, drink!"

"Shuangli! Brother cheap fairy, don't forget about riches and honor!" Tianpeng laughed loudly.

Zheng Jian did not lie to it. About 200 years ago, when Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva traveled eastward to find sutras, he would specifically find four unlucky people including him...

Why do you say four?

Because there are monkeys, Junior Brother Sha, and Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea...

Every one of the Western Paradise Learning Team was arranged by the big bosses above, and they didn't know it...

After leaving Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, Zheng Jian turned back to Penglai.

Now, the 300-year period has come, and we can finally return to our old nest...

When I came to the East China Sea, there was no one to see, and it was covered by clouds and mists everywhere.

Zheng Jian shouted speechlessly: "Three elders, open the door! Open the door! The 300-year period has come, and I, Big Big Wolf, have returned!"

The sound spread far away, shaking thousands of miles.

After a while, the clouds cleared and the fog cleared, revealing the ethereal Penglai Xiandao.

"Zheng Jian, come in quickly!" The old birthday star's voice came from the island.

Zheng Jian just straightened his clothes, drove the cloud into Penglai, and flew straight to Baiyun Cave.

At the entrance of the cave, the apricot tree has now grown into a towering tree with luxuriant branches and leaves.

Under the tree, Fu, Lu, and Shou are still sitting and playing chess...

Zheng Jian is really speechless, you three old guys really have a long life and nothing to do...

Why every time I come back, I am either playing chess, or on the way to play chess...

Everything is boring!

"Three elders, I haven't seen each other for 300 years, do you miss me?" Zheng Jian came to the third elders and said with a smile.

Fu Xing raised his head and glanced at him, "Yo, not bad, you've already attained the Immortal Dao Fruit! Did you harm a lot of guys outside?"

Zheng Jian said with a chuckle: "That's for sure! Otherwise, wouldn't I be screaming for nothing?"

Fu Xing suddenly laughed and scolded.

The apricot tree shook for a bit, and a slim young girl appeared in the shadow of the tree, saluting gracefully: "Master, you are back."

Zheng Jian looked at it, even if he had seen countless beauties, fairies, and witches, he couldn't help but feel amazed at this time.

Today's Xing'er has grown into the appearance of Xingxian, how beautiful is it?

Poems as proof:

Qingzi makeup emerald, red face match rouge.

The star's eyes are still bright, and the eyebrows are beautiful and neat.

It's really more beautiful than Yaochi fairy, no less beautiful than Daji in previous years.

"In 300 years, Myolie has grown up too! Not bad..." Zheng Jian sighed.

"Xing'er is just waiting for you to come back and take shape!" Lu Xing stroked his white beard, with a kind and kind face.

Zheng Jian said with a smile: "If you can transform into form as soon as possible, then why wait for me?"

"Master..." Xing'er said coquettishly, "Since Master is back and the three old grandpas are also here, then Xing'er will come out!"

Saying that, the whole apricot tree shook, and a faint light bloomed...

In the void, the originally cloudless sky suddenly became turbulent and cloudy, forming a deep vortex of clouds.

Seeing this scene, Myolie was a little terrified!

Plants and trees turn into immortals, and they have to withstand the test of thunder disasters, just like the first disaster of thunder among the three disasters of human immortals.

In addition, the deeper the rooted vegetation, the harder it is to transform.

For example, the ginseng fruit tree in Wuzhuangguan has been around for a long time, and there is still no sign of transformation...

The light became more and more intense, and the coercion of the sky became more and more profound.

In the next moment, the light gradually restrained, revealing Xing'er's real body, just like her appearance in the shadow of the tree.

It's just that in the past, it was transformed into a human form, but now it is a real cultivation of immortality, and it has lost its demon body. This is an essential transformation.

But the thunder disaster in the void hesitated, but it couldn't be struck down, and it slowly dissipated by itself...

"This..." Zheng Jian was a little shocked when he saw this, "Third Elder, why did the Thunder Tribulation break up by itself?"

"Thank you for the protection of the three elders!" Xingxian seemed to understand the reason, bowed down Yingying, and bowed to the three elders.

The old birthday star laughed and said: "Hahahaha, you cheap fairy, sometimes you know a lot, but sometimes you don't understand anything! Xing'er grew up in Penglai blessed land, and we three old immortals are protecting you. As long as life is long, the thunder disaster will naturally dissipate!"

After the old birthday star's explanation, Zheng Jian found that he had made a low-level preconceived mistake again.

According to the concept in his previous life, Zheng Jian believed that adding thunder to his body, although it is a risk, is also of great benefit to his own practice!

Now that the thunder calamity is gone, although Xing'er can be regarded as an immortal, but without the tempering of the thunder calamity!

It seems that there is nothing wrong with this logic!

But this is the world of Journey to the West, not other fairy worlds, nor is it prehistoric.

In this world, for the three disasters, what is important is not to go through them directly, but to avoid them!

Strictly speaking, the supernatural powers of Tiangang and Disha, including Tiangang 36 and Disha 72, are actually for avoiding the three disasters, not for fighting.

Just like the purpose of Bodhi Patriarch passing on the 72 earth transformations to monkeys is actually to help monkeys avoid disasters that occur every 500 years.

It's just that later on, cultivators used the supernatural powers of Tiangangdisha as a method of fighting...

To put it more simply, the original intention of the Ninja sect created by the Sages of the Six Paths in the Naruto World was not to fight, but to connect people's hearts. It was only later that people who got Chakra found the way to fight. law only...

In nature, it is somewhat similar.

After thinking about this, Zheng Jian realized that he had made another oolong, just like eating golden flowers when Emperor Donghua was preaching...

Taizu said, specific problems, specific analysis!

You can't do one size fits all!

In some worlds, it is indeed beneficial to go directly to the thunder tribulation...