I am not a serious young man

Zheng Jian heard the words, "Pull out the hell? I gave Hades the guts. Will he dare? Pull out my tongue? Do you believe that I opened up his hell?"

Lord Big Dipper: "..."

Nan Dou Xingjun sneered and said: "Big fairy brother, you can really brag! The King of Hades can't do anything against you, but the leader of the Nether world and the emperor of Fengdu are both great supernatural powers of the gods, how dare you destroy the hell?"

Zheng Jian: "???" What the hell, what should I do if the cowhide is too big?

Zheng Jian was a little embarrassed...

Big Dipper saw this, and said again: "Brother, if I give you a Nine-Turn Golden Pill and let you go to Tongue Pulling Hell for a day, will you do it?"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian straightened his neck and said: "Why don't you dare! It's not my brother who will blow you up, let alone a nine-rank golden pill, even if it is a seven-rank golden pill, I will go! You can set off at any time!"

Before he finished speaking, a golden pill fell from the sky and landed in front of Zheng Jian, floating erratically.

Immediately, the voice of the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun sounded in the ears of the three, "Go?"

Zheng Jian: "..."

His calf suddenly felt a little weak, "Da Tianzun... Xiaochen, Xiaochen will just brag about the two stupid brothers, so it won't be impossible."

"The golden elixir is placed in front of you, are you sure you don't want it?" Jade Emperor Tianzun still leisurely transmitted his voice in the heavenly court.

Zheng Jian looked at the seven-turn golden elixir in front of him, and tentatively said, "I've got the golden elixir, can't I go?"

Nan Dou Xingjun: "..."

Lord Big Dipper: "..."

A true warrior, who dares to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, dare to accept the temptation of Jindan, dare to discuss with the Jade Emperor...

In Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor was stunned by Zheng Jian's shamelessness for a second, and then coldly shouted: "Take my golden elixir, and go to Tongue Hell! I will say hello to the leader of the Netherworld in the lower eight caves!" Yes, let Him personally treat you to pull out your tongue!"

Zheng Jian shuddered all over, and said pitifully, "Your Majesty, your golden elixir is too delicious to digest! I don't want it anymore..."

The golden pill in front of Zheng Jian spun around, and immediately crashed into his hand.

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, "Aren't you cheap? If you want to go, I can give you this chance..."

Zheng Jian repeatedly said "Don't dare", oh my god, if this person really went to hell and was personally entertained by the Nether leader of Tianzun Daoguo, wouldn't he have no place to run?

Monkeys are not treated like this...

The golden core in Zheng Jian's arms flew up and disappeared without a trace.

The Jade Emperor glanced at Zheng Jian below, and immediately his mind moved, and he concentrated on watching the singing and dancing. Well, Fairy Chang'e has a really good figure!

In the void, the Jade Emperor's voice hadn't been seen for a long time, and Zheng Jian let out a long sigh of relief, frightening this cheap fairy to death...

Alas, Journey to the West is really terrifying!

As soon as he looked up, he saw that the two stars of the Southern Dipper and the Big Dipper were covering their mouths and snickering. Zheng Jian suddenly lost his temper, and immediately gave the Big Dipper a brainstorm!

"Brother dare to laugh, it's against you..." Jade Emperor Da Tianzun, I dare not make mistakes, you two, why don't I deal with you casually?

Big Dipper's laughter stopped abruptly.

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Chapter 528 Stanley Compound Fertilizer Reminds You!

Seeing this, Nandou Xingjun's heart was moved, and he made up his mind, and suddenly acted as if he was listening, and his body bowed slightly, "Hey, Dijun, you can hear it, you can hear it! Hey, hey, okay, okay...Brother, I'm sorry! The emperor called urgently! Let's go back to Ziwei Star Palace...have time to play..."

Saying that, he pulled the Big Dipper, turned into two rays of light, and flew towards the middle sky of the North Pole...

Zheng Jian: "If I have time, I have it now!"

While shouting, I saw the two rays of light tremble, and then flew higher...

Zheng Jian shook his head, "Poor acting skills! Only the idiot Xunshui Yasha was deceived by your acting skills?"

After thinking about it, Zheng Jian fell down again...

In Chang'an City, on Ximen Street.

Yuan Shoucheng looked at the white-clothed gentleman in front of him, and an unfathomable look flashed in his eyes, "What do you want to ask, Your Excellency?"

This white-clothed gentleman is naturally the Dragon King of Jinghe, who was arranged clearly. He looked at Yuan Shoucheng in front of him contemptuously, and said in a deep voice, "Ben...I, I'm here to ask about tomorrow's weather, and you can give me a forecast!"

Just as Yuan Shoucheng was about to speak, a suona sound suddenly came from beside him.

"La~ la la~ la la la..."

Suona version of "Fishing Boat Sings Evening"!

Yuan Shoucheng and Jinghe Dragon King heard the sound and found a young man playing a suona...

This young man is naturally Zheng Jian.

Yuan Shoucheng: "..."

Seeing this, Zheng Jian stopped the suona, "Sir, don't worry about me, you broadcast the weather tomorrow to this brother, and I'll make the music for you! By the way, Stanley Compound Fertilizer reminds you to pay attention to the weather changes..."

Yuan Shoucheng and Jinghe Dragon King looked at each other in astonishment...

The Dragon King of Jinghe said, "What is Stanley compound fertilizer?"

Zheng Jian waved his hand, "If you don't understand...don't ask!"

Yuan Shoucheng, who had already prepared how to play the Dragon King of Jinghe, almost couldn't do it for a moment...

After Zheng Jian finished speaking, he played it on his own. Not to mention, this music is performed with suona, which has a special flavor!

Yuan Shoucheng continued to fortune-telling helplessly, and immediately looked at the Dragon King of Jinghe, accompanied by the BGM of "Fishing Boat Singing Evening" beside him, and said calmly: "The top of the cloud is lost in the mountains, the fog locks the forest tops, if it occupies the rain, it must be in the Ming Dynasty."

Jinghe Dragon King listened to the weather forecast with BGM, which sounded weird, and said patiently: "Be specific, when will it rain, and how much will it rain?"

Yuan Shoucheng glanced at the hexagrams, and said: "Tomorrow, clouds will be spread at the hour of the day, thunder will be at the time of day, and it will rain at noon, but it will rain enough before the time. The total water will be three feet three inches and forty-eight points."

Just as the Dragon King of Jinghe was about to speak, the BGM suddenly stopped, and Zheng Jian interjected: "Hey, sir, you can't report the weather like this! You have to say this: Tomorrow Chang'an, cloudy to thunderstorm, 5~ 15 degrees, most areas have moderate to heavy rain, and some areas have heavy to heavy rain..."

Yuan Shoucheng: "...How about you come to tell my fortune?" This man is really a deep well!

Zheng Jian raised the suona in his hand embarrassingly, "Go on, go on! My accompaniment is not over yet..."

After finishing speaking, Zheng Jian started whistling again.

Yuan Shoucheng couldn't help reminding himself in his heart that after finishing this order, he would go back to his hometown to get married... Ah bah, no, it's returning home...

Thinking of this, Yuan Shoucheng calmed down a bit.

Hearing the strange but very pleasant tune in his ears, the Dragon King of Jinghe said with a smile: "Clouds are spread at the hour of the day, thunder is at the time of day, it rains at noon, and it rains at the end of the day. The total water is three feet three inches and forty-eight points. That's right." Alright! Well, if tomorrow is as you said, not bad, I will give you 48 taels of gold as a reward, but if there is even the slightest deviation, I will not be polite to you, and I will directly smash your business and drive you out of Chang'an! "

Yuan Shoucheng smiled secretly in his heart, but on the surface he sat upright, and said lightly: "Okay, after the rain tomorrow, feel free to come here for a while."

At this time, Zheng Jian's BGM also came to an end...

After playing the last note, Zheng Jian said indifferently: "Welcome to this Chang'an weather forecast. Today's program ends here. Let's... see you next time."

The Dragon King of Jinghe nodded, then strode away immediately, and turned back to Jinghe Water Mansion...

Yuan Shoucheng looked sideways at Zheng Jian for a while, snorted coldly, cleaned up the stall, and got ready to get off work.

Zheng Jian smiled, "Mr. is really accurate!"

Yuan Shoucheng: "..."

In fact, the Jade Emperor doesn't care how much or when it rains, but sometimes the Jade Emperor will order to interfere, such as not raining on Fengxian County, or arranging Jinghe Dragon King at this time!

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However, when the Dragon King of Jinghe returned to the Water Mansion, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the mansion rushed to meet him, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, how about fortune-telling?"

The Dragon King of Jinghe laughed and said: "Hahahaha, I thought he was an expert, but I didn't expect him to be a braggart! I am the Dragon God of Jinghe. He really gave me a forecast, and he said that the water is three feet three inches and 48 points... I made a bet with him, if he loses, he will get out of Chang'an."

Prime Minister Gui followed with a smile and said, "Isn't it up to the king whether it rains more or less? It seems that Taoist asshole will be kicked out of Chang'an..."

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in the air, "Jinghe Dragon King accepts the order!"

Hearing the sound, the Dragon King of Jinghe raised his head and saw that it was a golden-armored god who came with the order of the Jade Emperor. He quickly led a group of aquariums to burn incense to receive the order, "The old minister is here."

"I ordered the general of the Eight Rivers to drive away the thunder and switch on the electricity; in the Ming Dynasty, Yuze was given to help the city of Chang'an."

In the end, in the decree, whether it is the cloud, the thunder hour, or the rain, it is exactly the same as what Yuan Shoucheng said.

When the Dragon King of Jinghe accepted the order, he felt cold all over his body, and murmured: "There is such an expert in this world, whose judgment is completely consistent with His Majesty's will."

Among the aquarium, there was a shrimp soldier who didn't know what to think, and suddenly had an idea, so he advised Jinghe Dragon King: "Your Majesty, there is no need to worry so much! We might as well postpone the time, and the rain will be a little less, or not." Is it gone?"

The Dragon King of Jinghe really made it clear that he agreed to this bad idea.

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The next day, in Chang'an City, when the Dragon King of Jinghe was flying clouds to spread rain, he changed the hour and shortened the rain.

On the long street of Ximen Daguanren, Yuan Shoucheng was sitting in a stall, looking up at the raindrops in the sky, with a sneer on his face.

"Mr. Yuan, what are you laughing at?" Zheng Jian suddenly appeared outside the stall.

Holding a grease umbrella, he walked alone from the long, long and lonely alley of Hualiu.

I didn't meet Lilac girl...

Yuan Shoucheng's face suddenly looked as if he had eaten a stool, "Why is it you again!"

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Never mind why it's me again, I'm asking you something, why are you laughing?"

Yuan Shoucheng said indifferently: "Since you want to know, sit down! There will be a big show later."

Zheng Jian happily sat beside Yuan Shoucheng, waiting for the clouds to gather and the rain to stop.

It wasn't until Shen Shi that the rain stopped, which was a full hour late, and the points were also a little shorter.

A moment later, the Dragon King of Jinghe still turned into the gentleman in white from yesterday, rushed in with an angry face, glared at Yuan Shoucheng... and Zheng Jian who was next to him, and immediately started beating and cursing, "Good job! The guy who deceives the crowd, the rain and the time are completely wrong, and the fortune-telling is not good, and he dares to sit here, why don't you hurry out of Chang'an?"

Yuan Shoucheng was not afraid, and was about to speak, but unexpectedly, Zheng Jian stood up first, jumped onto the table, pointed at Jinghe Dragon King condescendingly, and said, "You stupid bastard, you don't know when you are about to die? You can't hide it." You have passed others, but you can't hide it from me... Our Mr. Yuan, you are not a human being, you are the Dragon King of Jinghe River, you openly defied the Jade Emperor's will, falsified the rainy time and number, and there was a famous dragon on the Dragon Terrace! Mr. Yuan, what do you think? ?”

Yuan Shoucheng was robbed of his lines by Zheng Jian, and he was speechless for a long time before saying, "What he said...is right!"

Jinghe Dragon King was dumbfounded now...

At this time, his sanity suddenly cleared up, and only then did he finally understand what he had done?

Against the will of the Great Heavenly Venerable!

Just for the bet with this gentleman, he actually blatantly tampered with the will of the Jade Emperor...

Is the 50 taels of gold so lacking in my Jinghe Shui Mansion?

This is for the sake of breath, really risking your life directly...

The Dragon King of Jinghe recalled what he had done in the past two days for a moment, he felt cold all over his body, and his face was ashen...

"gentlemen……"

The Dragon King of Jinghe knelt down straight, "Sir...Xiaolong knew his mistake! Please help me, sir..."

The corner of Yuan Shoucheng's mouth was about to hook up when he saw Zheng Jian looking straight at him, cleared his throat immediately, and said nonchalantly, "I...I can't save you! However, I can point out the way, whether it will be successful or not. , it depends on your luck."

Hearing this, Zheng Jian asked in confusion, "Soapy? What soapy?"

Yuan Shoucheng said angrily: "Good fortune!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe didn't care about Zheng Jian, and walked straight forward on his knees in the muddy water, ignoring his white clothes being polluted by the muddy water, begging, "I hope you can tell me clearly."

Yuan Shoucheng said: "Tomorrow at [-]:[-] noon, you will be beheaded by the official Wei Zheng! If you want to live, you can only bring a monthly ticket and go to the palace to ask the current emperor. Wei Zheng is his subject. There is a way out."

The Dragon King of Jinghe was overjoyed, thanked him and left.

Zheng Jian sneered, "Mr. Yuan, I'm so hungry, and I want to have a meal too!"

Yuan Shoucheng didn't understand what he meant, "What do you mean by that?"

"Mr. Yuan, since you can pinch and count, why don't we make a bet?" Zheng Jian asked back.

Yuan Shoucheng frowned, "What are you betting on?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "I bet that the Dragon King of Jinghe will die, do you accept?"

This is called, take Yuan Shoucheng's way, so that Yuan Shoucheng has nowhere to go!