I am not a serious young man

After actual combat, Zheng Jian found that the sword magic technique he created himself was really effective!

Enough to be his new magical skill!

It's for "swallowing the universe"!

As for the "Slaying Ghosts and Gods" and "Excalibur Yulei Zhenjue" in "The World of Jade Immortals", they basically can't keep up with the rhythm. hacking...

In the realm of celestial beings, the sword with every move has the power to burn the sky and boil the sea. Except for the two unique moves of the sword and sword that can be used as a big move, all the rest can be stripped away, and only ordinary attacks can be used.

To put it in a more common way, just like in "Journey to the West", repeat the normal attack three times, BABA from left to right, up and down, up and down...

After completing the smelting of his own strength, although he is still a fairy in the realm, Zheng Jian feels that his combat effectiveness has improved to another level.

After leaving the customs, Zheng Jian enjoyed a few days of leisure time, drinking tea made by Xingxian himself on Penglai Xiandao every day.

On this day, Zheng Jian was sipping tea in front of Baiyun Cave, and Xingxian was by his side, listening to Zheng Jian's story about the past with great interest...

"A long time ago, the monkey grandson was enshrined as the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and ordered to guard the Peach Garden! As a teacher, he had a good relationship with the monkey, so he sneaked into the Peach Garden with him and ate a lot of peaches. Then one day One day, the Heavenly Court was going to hold a peach festival, so they sent seven fairies into the peach orchard to pick peaches... The daughter of the seven fairies picked peaches in the back garden, but found that there were not many peaches. ..."

Xingxian listened attentively, she really didn't know about this fairy family matter.

"However, when Houzi heard that the Pantao Society didn't invite him, the Monkey King, he immediately became angry! He shouted... Seven Fairies were completely fixed..."

"and then?"

Zheng Jian smiled, "Then, the monkey manipulated a bit, and ran to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace! However, after that, the Seven Fairies gave birth to seven little gourd babies... You will also know about the Monkey King later." I’ve heard it before, this time we’re not going to talk about the Monkey King, but just the story of the seven little gourd babies... A hundred years later, in a certain mountain in Nanzhan Buzhou, there was an old man who collected herbs for a living all the year round. When the old man was collecting medicine, he met a pangolin. The pangolin told the old man that when he was crossing mountains and mountains, he accidentally penetrated a cave that suppressed demons and released two thousand-year-old monsters. ..."

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"The seven gourd babies were put in the world by their mothers, only to find that their grandfather, that is, the old man, was taken away by two monsters! The gourd babies decided to save their grandpa, so the eldest baby was born, and the gourd hair In a bun, wearing a red dress, the little skirt is also a gourd leaf, with infinite power..."

Xingxian listened with gusto, and even had the urge to go to Nanzhan Buzhou to find the gourd baby in the story.

"Hey! You cheap fairy, how can you insult my grandson's innocence out of thin air! When did my grandson have a child with the Seven Fairies? Or seven gourd babies?" Just as he was talking, a monkey suddenly appeared next to him, dressed in tiger clothes. The leather skirt yelled at Zheng Jian.

Xingxian was listening to the story with fascination, when he suddenly saw a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, his face turned pale with fright, "Ah~~~~~~~~~..."

Zheng Jian: "..."

monkey:"……"

After a long while, Xingxian hid behind Zheng Jian in shock, crying out of fright...

Zheng Jian stared at the monkey, "Brother Monkey, can you stop being so elusive! Look, you scared my apprentice..."

The monkey became even angrier when he heard the words, "Fart! My old grandson hasn't settled with you yet, so why did you go to my grandson first?"

The resentment value from Sun Wukong is +5999.

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Chapter 534 What do you mean?

Zheng Jian ignored the angry monkey, and comforted Xingxian first, "Don't be afraid, he is the Monkey King in my story, the silly monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace."

Xingxian: "..."

The monkey became even more angry, and shouted: "If you commit another crime, you will give my grandson a blow!"

Zheng Jian: "..." Ask Seven Fairies to eat it!

Seeing that the monkey was really angry, Zheng Jian said leisurely: "Great Sage, don't be so angry! Come, come, try our unique fairy tea from Penglai Island, and defeat the fire."

The monkey straightened its neck and drank the tea in one gulp, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's the matter, sit down and talk! Speak slowly!" Zheng Jian pressed the monkey's shoulders and let him sit on the stone chair, and then said with a smile: "Xing'er, go and help the Great Sage make tea."

"Hey~~~" Xingxian responded softly.

"Great Sage, didn't I hear that you finally came out from the foot of the Five Elements Mountain? It is said... Baotang Sanzang went to learn Buddhist scriptures, what? You came back so soon?" Zheng Jian asked curiously.

The monkey drank another cup of tea, and was about to answer, when suddenly his eyes glared, "Let's not talk about my grandson, first explain to my grandson... what happened to those seven gourd babies...?"

Zheng Jian laughed dryly when he heard this, "This story is purely fictitious, and any resemblance is purely coincidental. Don't check the numbers... Besides, even if there are seven gourd babies, it doesn't necessarily mean that you did it. If you do Yes, it should be the seven little monkeys..."

"Go away!" the monkey was furious.

The resentment value from Sun Wukong is +4999.

"Okay, Great Sage, tell me about you, what's going on? Why do you come to my Penglai Island when you have time?" Zheng Jian said with a light smile.

The monkey heard the words and said angrily: "Alas...my old grandson, who was also the master of the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, has now escaped from the disaster, but has to become a monk! The Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the South China Sea taught me to enter the righteous fruit, Baotang Sanzang went to the west to get the scriptures, no, the old monk even gave my old grandson an alias, called Sun Xingzhe..."

"I know that, and then?" Zheng Jian continued, "Although I have become a monk, it is still better than suffering at the foot of the mountain."

"My old sun is safe for him. He just walked a few steps and met a path-cutter on the road. My old sun couldn't hold back and beat those little thieves to death! Seeing this, the old monk said, After rambling on for a long time, my old grandson couldn't stand the birdishness, so he left! I was thinking of going back to Huaguo Mountain directly, but I suddenly thought of your love for helping my grandson take care of Huaguo Mountain in the past, so I came to you first Turn around... Who would have thought that my old grandson just came here, and I heard you arrange my old grandson for your apprentice here... really made my old grandson very angry!"

Zheng Jian listened, and roughly understood the reason. At this time, the monkey hadn't put on the golden hoop yet, and it still retained some wildness. Of course, it couldn't stand Tang Seng's grumpy temper.

He thought for a while, and said with a smile: "This person has a different temperament when getting along with others, so it needs to be adjusted! If you don't want to adjust... As the saying goes, there is nothing difficult in the world... as long as you are willing to give up! At worst, you go back to your Huaguo Mountain , If you continue to be a demon fairy, you won’t get the right result! However, in this way, it’s not a big deal if you didn’t get what you promised to Venerable Guanyin... After all, Sun Wukong, the great sage who Believe, be an old man, it doesn't matter... After all, people cannot stand without faith, and you are not a human, you are a monkey... It doesn't matter!"

After listening to the monkey, he suddenly felt that something was wrong!

He immediately sneered and said, "Well, you bastard, are you beating around the bush and sneering, saying that my old grandson doesn't mean anything?"

Zheng Jian shook his head and said seriously: "No, please remove the obliqueness!"

monkey:"……"

He pondered again, and said impatiently: "Okay, okay! Is it okay for my grandson to go? It's not for anything else, and it's not for the positive result, just for the four words of Monkey King, my grandson We must also send that old monk to the Great Leiyin Temple in the Western Heaven!"

Zheng Jian nodded in satisfaction, watched the monkey get up, and hurriedly said: "So, your master might be angry with you! I, Xianxian, will go with you, how about it?"

When the monkey heard it, it made sense, "Okay, thank you so much, you bastard! From this point of view, my old grandson doesn't care about you arranging my affairs."

Zheng Jian immediately told Xing'er to guard the house, while he set up a somersault cloud and walked westward together with the monkey.

The monkey was riding a cloud, and when he turned his head to see that this Zheng Jian was actually a somersaulting cloud, he couldn't help wondering: "Hey, cheap fairy, how can you also know my old grandson's somersaulting cloud?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, "Great Sage, is the somersault cloud yours? You call it, see if it agrees?"

The monkey was speechless for a moment.

One person and one monkey were flying when they suddenly ran into Venerable Guanyin.

When Venerable Guanyin saw Zheng Jian, he couldn't help frowning. She had already discovered that as long as this guy is around, nothing good will happen!

"Sun Wukong, if you don't protect your master, what are you doing here? Why are you hanging out with this cheap fairy..."

Before Zheng Jian said anything, the monkey quit and said angrily, "Bodhisattva, what do you mean?"

Venerable Guanyin asked suspiciously, "What do you mean by me?"

The monkey bared his teeth and said, "My old grandson is not a fortune-teller, how could he know what you mean?"

Venerable Guanyin: "I don't mean anything."

Zheng Jian interjected, "It's really boring."

Venerable Avalokitesvara glared at Zheng Jian, "I'm talking to Wukong, what do you mean by interrupting? Wukong, I've shown you the way, now you don't think it's interesting, do you?"

The monkey became dizzy when he heard that, "Is it because my old grandson said it's boring?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara sullenly said, "When I say it's boring, does that mean it's boring?"

The monkey let out a low growl of "kekekeke", "Then tell me, grandson, what do you mean?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara looked at the monkey's almost crazy appearance, lamented in his heart, and said helplessly: "The meaning of the poor monk is why you don't go to learn the scriptures, but hang around with the cheap immortals!"

The monkey heard the words and said angrily: "My old grandson listened to you, and the monk Baona learned the scriptures, but he blamed me for being stubborn. He wanted to go back to Huaguo Mountain, but it was my brother who persuaded me to come back to learn the scriptures and get the right fruit. Bodhisattva, why are you Are you full of resentment towards the cheap brother?"

When Venerable Guanyin heard the words, he looked at Zheng Jian in astonishment, as if falling into a cloud.

Zheng Jian spread his hands and said helplessly, "Well, that's it! Bodhisattva, do you have any prejudice against me?"

Venerable Avalokitesvara was speechless, so he could only say: "It's the poor monk's fault! Well, Wukong, then you should go back quickly, your master is still waiting for you."

Monkey nodded and continued walking with Zheng Jian.

Venerable Avalokitesvara always had an indescribable strange feeling when he looked at the backs of the two of them going away...

In an instant, Hou Zi and Zheng Jian saw Tang Seng sitting by the roadside, sullen.

"Master..." the monkey pushed down the cloud head and called forward.

Zheng Jian also fell to the side, his eyes swept over the baggage next to Tang Seng, thoughtful in his heart, but suddenly he had an idea.

Here, Tang Seng and Monkey, during the conversation, one calmed down his grievances, and the other took a look at the burden.

The monkey said: "Master, you are hungry, you wait here, don't move around, my grandson will help you eat your fast!"

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "No, there is dry food in my bag, you can bring it for me to eat a couple of bites, drink some water and go on the road."

The monkey immediately stepped forward to untie the bundle, and took out dry food for Tang Sanzang, but saw that there was a brocade coat and hat inside, which was very delicate, and said immediately: "Master, what is your coat and hat?"

Tang Sanzang said casually: "I wore it when I was a child. Wearing this hat, I can chant scriptures; wearing this clothes, I can salute."

The monkey was about to say something, but Zheng Jian suddenly interjected: "Elder Tang, I am a cheap immortal in the lower heaven, and I am also a friend of Brother Wukong! I heard that monks don't tell lies. Is this really what Elder Tang wore when he was a child?"

Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded for a moment, no yes, no no.

Zheng Jian knows that this is the golden hoop given by Guanyin Bodhisattva. Once you put it on, unless someone who knows the secret of the golden hoop takes the initiative to remove it, you will not be able to get rid of it even if you change it.

Although this thing did make the monkey calm down, but...here, Tang Sanzang really lied and told a lie!

Zheng Jian doesn't approve of this way!

If you have the ability, let the monkey follow you wholeheartedly, just like his mentor Bodhi Patriarch, let the monkey always remember it sincerely, instead of tricking the monkey into wearing a golden hoop to control him.

No matter how deep the master-student relationship is in the future, it can't make up for the spiritual rift caused by this moment!

This is also the fundamental reason why Tang Seng often distrusts monkeys, because he knows very well that monkeys are obedient for a reason.

The westbound team is not as affectionate as it appears on the surface...

Therefore, in the original time and space, the monkey has only one master from the beginning to the end, the teacher who teaches karma!

When the monkey heard Zheng Jian's words, he looked at Tang Sanzang with an unsophisticated look.

Tang Sanzang couldn't make a statement, and Zheng Jian exposed the lie face to face, so that he, who had never told a lie, almost couldn't hide it and turned into Tang San...

Well, it's better to beat him to death with a stick and let Tang San be reborn!

Zheng Jian smiled and said, "Master Sanzang, tell the Great Sage honestly, what's the matter with these clothes and hats?"

Tang Sanzang's handsome face immediately turned red.

The monkey is not stupid, on the contrary, he was born with him, so he is extremely smart, otherwise he could become enlightened in just a dozen years?

He immediately understood that there was a mystery in the hat, threw the hat on the ground angrily, and shouted: "My old grandson will not wear your hat even if he dies!"

In the void, Venerable Avalokitesvara was originally watching from a distance, but now she found that things were beyond her imagination, and her teeth itched with hatred for Zheng Jian.

The resentment value from Venerable Guanyin +6999.

"It's you again, cheap fairy!" Venerable Guanyin saw that the matter had reached an impasse, and had no choice but to show his Dharma body, and sighed: "Namo Amitabha!"

When Tang Sanzang saw Guanyin Bodhisattva, he quickly got up and bowed to salute.

When the monkey saw Avalokitesvara, he immediately yelled, "Bodhisattva, you came just in time! Come and explain to my old grandson what's going on with this hat?"

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Chapter 535 Normal Difficulty Changed to Hell Difficulty

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed in her heart, and with a gesture of her hand, the clothes and hats on the ground fell into her hands, "Wukong, don't get angry, this is all the idea of ​​the poor monk, if you want to blame the poor monk, don't blame you Master."

Tang Sanzang was very anxious when he heard the words, "No wonder the Bodhisattva, it was the poor monk who lied, and the poor monk is willing to be punished."

The monkey was angry in an instant, if Zheng Jian hadn't stopped him, he might really have left.

"Great Sage, you should think about it! Once you leave, you will really break your promise in the Three Realms!" Zheng Jian persuaded.

The monkey was very depressed for a while, and felt that it was not right for him to leave, and he was unwilling to stay.

Venerable Avalokitesvara was at a loss for a while. In this matter, they really planned the monkeys, and the wrongs came first!

The key is that Zheng Jian pointed it out on the spot, which directly prevented Tang Sanzang and Guanyin Bodhisattva from coming down...

Even if the monkey really turned around and left, the news spread throughout the Three Realms, and no one could be sure who was right and who was wrong.