I am not a serious young man

The canopy immediately pulled Zheng Jian, and wept with snot and tears, crying, "You bastard...at least...brothers...my old pig...my old pig just wants to learn You're a mess...you don't want to teach me..."

Zheng Jian was so annoyed by the canopy, he said helplessly: "Brother Tianpeng, this is not a matter of language, but a matter of appearance! You look like this, let alone Chang'e, even Gao Cuilan is not willing... No The problem with the software is that the hardware is not up to standard!"

Canopy: "..."

Tianpeng cursed in his heart: Isn't it because of being a pig according to the law...

Looking at the pitiful appearance of the canopy, Zheng Jian sighed and said, "In this way, I will be your training partner, and you can treat me as Chang'e Fairy, okay? If you can impress me, it proves that you have a chance."

Tianpeng was overjoyed at first, and then twitched and said, "Yes, yes...can you...become a woman?"

Zheng Jian: "???"

"Good brother!" Tianpeng said plausibly.

Zheng Jian: "..."

The so-called good brother is not about stabbing one's ribs, but when a brother needs a woman, which woman do you become?

I'll go to your uncle!

2000years later...

Looking at the Chang'e fairy that Zheng Jian turned into in front of him, Tianpeng's eyes lit up all of a sudden, "Like! Like! It's so similar..."

Zheng Jian couldn't help shivering when he touched the hot eyes of the canopy, and immediately changed back to his original form.

Canopy: "What are you doing..."

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "Your eyes are too scary! I'm afraid, you'll get drunk later, and you'll think of me as a real Fairy Chang'e..."

Danger~ Danger~ Danger~ Danger~ Danger... Hiccup!

Zheng Jian thought for a while, pointed at the canopy, and a ray of light flashed, turning it into the appearance of Chang'e Fairy, and said with satisfaction: "This is better, I will teach you how to flirt."

Tianpeng was overjoyed, and immediately imitated the appearance of Chang'e Fairy and sat down, looking at Zheng Jian: "Alright, then tell me, I'll listen."

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment, propped his cheek with his left hand, and looked at Fairy Chang'e in front of him, "Fairy, I feel a toothache when I see you."

Tianpeng wondered: "Why does my tooth hurt when I see it..."

The corners of Zheng Jian's mouth curled up slightly, and he said with a smile: "Because...you are too sweet! I just can't bear your smile..."

Canopy couldn't help but tremble a bit, feeling like his soul was out of his body...

"Have you learned?"

Canopy's head was like a chicken pecking at rice, "Awesome! Brother cheap fairy, your hand is too good... A few more words, a few more words, I, the old pig, remember more."

Zheng Jian got up, and said with emotion: "If...you are King Zhou, then I want to be your Daji, and bring disaster to the country and the people! Ruined your country... and ruined you too! Hmph, stinky baby~~~"

"Pfft..." Canopy spit out the wine from his mouth, "Brother, brother, you are so amazing!"

Zheng Jian chuckled, taking advantage of the drunkenness, and said, "What is this? I'll teach you a unique skill! Freestyle!"

Bajie was confused, "What the hell?"

Zheng Jian didn't explain. He tapped the wine jar with his right hand, beat the rhythm, pondered for a while, and then sang: "I am a good son-in-law of Gao Laozhuang,

It is my monkey brother who is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace~, and the rolling shutter general is my younger brother~,

To be honest, three sisters~,

I am interested in chasing old pigs~

This female Bodhisattva,

Do you want to go back to my Gao Laozhuang~~~

Bodhisattva~ I ask you,

Do you want to go back to my Gao Laozhuang~~~

I killed some pigs and sheep~

Make a big bone broth for you..."

Bajie couldn't help but shake his head following Zheng Jian's rhythm, only felt that this paragraph matched with the simple rhythm, it was actually very good.

"How?" Zheng Jian smiled.

Bajie was shocked to be a heavenly being, and immediately bowed his head, "My good brother, if my old pig has a talent like yours, Fairy Chang'e must be able to catch it!"

"Hahahahaha..." Zheng Jian laughed loudly, took out the peerless suona and started playing "Crying for the Emperor"...

And the canopy has long been immersed in its world and cannot extricate itself.

It has already made up its mind, it must practice hard after returning home, and then go to Guanghan Palace!

Repeated battles and repeated defeats, repeated defeats and repeated battles!

……

Soon, the wine was almost gone, Bajie got up to say goodbye, and prepared to go back to the heaven.

Zheng Jian saw Bajie's smug look, so he didn't hit him again.

However, what Zheng Jian didn't expect was that the monkey came again just after Bajie left for a while.

"Brother Bitch! Brother Bitch!" the monkey shouted from afar.

Zheng Jian spread his hands helplessly, today's Yuanqiao Fairy Mountain is still extraordinarily lively...

Returning to the dojo together with the monkey, Zheng Jian wondered: "Monkey, why are you here today?"

Monkey smiled, and took out a few jars of wine, "It's boring to stay in Lingshan all day, you saved my old grandson, I have never formally thanked you, no, today my old grandson came to thank you with fine wine you."

Zheng Jian pondered: "It's just a little effort, don't promise it with your body!"

The monkey was taken aback for a moment, then smiled bitterly and said, "You bastard, your mouth is really not ordinary poison!"

The resentment value from the six-eared macaque is +4999.

Zheng Jian's heart moved, he looked at the monkey in front of him as if nothing had happened, with a trademark smirk at the corner of his mouth, "Monkey, do you know the difference between you and the Drifting Monk?"

The six-eared macaque didn't know that he was seen through by Zheng Jian in an instant, and scratched the back of his head when he heard this, "My grandson is a monkey, isn't he?"

Zheng Jian shook his head, and replied: "No, to be precise, he is a Drifting Monk, and you are... a Sand Sculpture!"

The six-eared macaque asked suspiciously, "What is a sand sculpture?"

"Ah, this is what I mean to praise you!" Zheng Jian smiled very reservedly.

……

Chapter 580 Zheng Jian VS Six-Eared Macaque

Yuanqiao Dojo.

The six-eared macaque thought that his performance was flawless, so he took out an oil-paper bag from his bosom, untied it, and said, "Brother cheap fairy, why do you eat beef?"

Zheng Jian thought for a while, and asked doubtfully, "Why, did Niu sue you?"

Six-eared macaque: "..."

The resentment value from the six-eared macaque is +4999.

The six-eared macaque almost couldn't hold back his temper...

Seeing the froze expression of the six-eared macaque, Zheng Jian suddenly smiled, "Come here, you should eat and drink, don't take things to heart!"

The six-eared macaque felt relieved when he heard the words, and said with a smile, "It's true, it's true! Come on, my grandson respects you, thank you for saving my grandson!"

With that said, the six-eared macaque slapped open a jar in its hand, intending to pass it to Zheng Jian.

"Don't tell me, listen to me, relax, lose your temper, look in the mirror and it's still me! Monkey, you are you, and no one can replace you!" Zheng Jian laughed and patted open a jar, gathered together Get up and touch the wine jar in the monkey's hand lightly, "Come on, do it!"

The six-eared macaque froze...

Zheng Jian wondered: "Drink, why don't you drink? We are brothers, if you don't drink, you will look down on me!"

The resentment value from the six-eared macaque is +5999.

"Drink a fart!" The six-eared macaque cursed inwardly. He specially prepared this jar of wine for Zheng Jian, and it has added ingredients...

The six-eared macaque pushed the wine jar towards Zheng Jian indiscriminately, and touched Zheng Jian again.

At this moment, the six-eared macaque had already exchanged the wine in the two wine jars.

A transparent star line appeared in Zheng Jian's eyes, and he understood it instantly, and immediately smiled: "You know, I like couplets better! Let's make a couple, if you don't match the original poem, just rhyme, whoever I'm sorry who drinks it, how?"

The six-eared macaque smiled, "No problem!"

Zheng Jian pondered for a moment and said, "You come first."

The six-eared macaque said: "If the two feelings last forever."

Zheng Jian's expression remained unchanged, "It doesn't matter if he has good looks or not."

The six-eared macaque was taken aback, this sentence is really weird, but the rhyme is correct, so he said again: "Mochou has no confidant in the future."

Zheng Jian smiled, and said leisurely: "My daughter soaked goji berries in red."

The six-eared macaque was not convinced anymore, and continued: "What is love in the world?"

The resentment value from the six-eared macaque is +5999.

Zheng Jian: "The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying."

"Drunkards don't want to drink."

"If you're not satisfied, then I'll go?"

"The sky is blue, the wild is vast..."

"Roasted whole lamb, charred on the outside and tender on the inside."

The six-eared macaque only felt that the blood was rushing straight to his forehead, and Zheng Jian had to pour down this jar of wine, so he thought for a while, and then said: "The reeds are green, and the white dew is frost."

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and replied: "The so-called chef is in New Oriental."

The six-eared macaque was taken aback, "What is New Oriental?"

Zheng Jian showed his eight teeth, and said with a smile: "There is a college next to Luzhou Jijiao College in Beiju, called Yaozu New Oriental Culinary College."

"Follow it back, the road is obstructed and long." The six-eared macaque gritted its teeth.

"If you want to learn how to dig, go to Lanxiang." Zheng Jian said with a chuckle, "By the way, Lanxiang Technical School is a college on the other side of Jijiao College. reclamation..."

The six-eared macaque stopped talking...

The resentment value from the six-eared macaque is +5999.

The six-eared macaque held up the wine jar, "My old grandson is the first to do it!"

He knew that his jar of wine had been changed, and was about to drink it, but Zheng Jian stopped the six-eared macaque, "Don't worry! Watch me do a trick for you!"

Immediately, Zheng Jian put the two wine jars together, pointed with his right hand, and the two wine jars began to spin crazily, faster and faster, but none of the wine in them spilled out...

At the back, the speed of rotation has exceeded the limit, and even the six-eared macaque can't tell the difference.

Zheng Jian pointed again, and the spinning wine jar stopped, "Monkey, do you choose one?"

Six-eared macaque: "..." Now he can't tell which one has poison in it and which one doesn't...

He who is good at listening, able to understand, knows the front and back, and knows everything, has basically reacted at this time...

"Zheng Jian, are you guarding against my grandson?" The six-eared macaque looked gloomy, "How did you tell?"

Seeing that the six-eared macaque thought of it, Zheng Jian smiled, "I won't tell you, are you here to hit me?"

The six-eared macaque's face was ashen, and his weapon appeared in his hand, "hardcore soldier at will"!

The resentment value from the six-eared macaque is +5999.

There was a fierce look on his face, "Why didn't you run away this time? You ran away? If you ran away, I would smash your dojo, kill your disciples, and completely smash your Yuanqiao Xianshan into pieces." !"

The smile on Zheng Jian's face disappeared, and a ghost appeared in his hand, "Six-eared macaque, you know... what do you mean if you don't do anything, you won't die?"

"Hand over the ancient Buddha's relic, and I will spare you." The six-eared macaque said harshly.

"Look at what you said, it seems like you've got me... Do you really think I can't beat you?" Zheng Jian's face darkened.

At the time of the bullfighting palace, firstly, he had not yet reached the Heavenly Venerable Daoguo, secondly, there was a Guanyin Venerable staring at him next to the six-eared macaque, and thirdly, he didn't want to fight in the heavenly court, so as not to destroy the heavenly palace of the great Tianzun.