I am not a serious young man

next moment!

With a sound of "Puff...", the hem of the Daoist robe behind Tongtian Sect Master raised slightly, and then fell down slightly, and a puff of blue-yellow smoke came out...

It spread across half of Biyou Palace in an instant!

Zheng Jian: "..."

Fuck!The sage farted, it really is extraordinary!

He rushed out of Biyou Palace in a hurry, breathing in fresh air like a fish that has been drying on the beach for a long time...

Followed by Daoist Duobao and the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, who were meditating in other halls of Biyou Palace, rushed out one by one, covering their mouths and noses.

"Little brother, what...what's going on? Why is Biyou Palace suddenly filled with...poisonous gas?" Daoist Duobao asked in shock.

Just as Zheng Jiang wanted to speak, he saw Shi Shiran, the leader of Tongtian Cult, come out, "Ahem..."

He glanced at Zheng Jian meaningfully, with a cold light in his eyes.

Zheng Jian's words were on the verge of his mouth, he swallowed them abruptly, and changed his words: "I'm fine, it's just that some indescribable accidents may have happened."

Daoist Duobao and others looked at Zheng Jian suspiciously. This is the Daoist Temple of Saints. What accident could happen?

Master Tongtian waved his hand, and the indescribable atmosphere in the palace dissipated over the East China Sea...

"It's okay, let's go back to practice!" Tongtian Sect Master said with a straight face.

Daoist Duobao was in a daze, and returned to the palace as promised.

In the main hall, Master Tongtian had an embarrassing expression on his face, and Zheng Jian below had lingering fears.

"Master, this is not how you smoke cigarettes! You inhale it into your lungs and then spit it out...how can you inhale it...to the Valley Road? Especially...and expel it together with the fart..."

The face of the Master Tongtian turned red, "You, you...you didn't make it clear in advance! Come again, you will give me another one."

Zheng Jian tremblingly handed out a lotus king, "Master, take it easy this time, smoke with your mouth, not with your back..."

Master Tongtian gave Zheng Jian a glance: "A teacher is a sage, and a sage knows it!"

Click again, this time the leader of Tongtian has experience, but there are no more accidents.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian clicked on it again, and the master and apprentice began to swallow clouds and mist in this Biyou Palace.

"How is it? Master, do you feel the beauty of this?" Zheng Jian said with a smile.

Master Tongtian nodded, "Let's not talk about it, it's a special taste just in this hesitation! Zheng Jian, how much of this stuff is there? Show some filial piety to the teacher!"

Zheng Jian directly took out one, "Ten packs of this one, twenty sticks in each pack! Master, take your time and inhale, this stuff will be gone if it's gone, I can't remake it for you."

Master Tongtian laughed, "For the sake of the teacher!"

After all the cigarettes were given away, Zheng Jian decided to get down to business!

"Cult Master...Master...Your Dao name reaches the sky, and the Dao Dharma is also the same. No matter what, you have to give seventy or eighty magic weapons to your disciples!"

Master Tongtian rolled his eyes when he heard the words, "Seven or eighty pieces? You should be a big rock on the island!"

"However, I should also give you a magic weapon to protect yourself! After all, I am the deputy leader of the sect, and I have no possessions. I went out to make others laugh at my shabby leader..." The leader of Tongtian glanced at King Furong next to him, "Do you want What kind of magic weapon?"

Zheng Jian's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up, "Master, I think Brother Gongming's 24 Dinghai beads are very good. They are colorful and heavy, and it's very refreshing to smash them out one by one! And Senior Sister Sanxiao's golden pearls are very good!" Jiao Jian, whatever gold and silver fairy you want, cut it off at once!"

Master Tongtian: "In the old days on Fenbao Cliff, among the magic weapons that your master gave to you as a teacher, there is still a purple electric hammer. Let me give it to you! This magic weapon is powerful, you must use it carefully!"

As he said that, a small purple hammer appeared in the hand of Master Tongtian...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian happily took it, waved it casually in his hand twice, and suddenly said: "Thank you teacher for giving me the treasure! Teacher, do you think that if I use this hammer to smash it down, will Biyou Palace collapse?"

Master Tongtian: "???"

The resentment value from the Tongtian leader +9999.

"I'll beat you to death, you unfilial disciple! Given you a purple electric hammer, you actually want to tear down the poor Biyou Palace?"

Zheng Jian smiled shyly, "Just kidding, just kidding! Besides, Master, your Biyou Palace is a sage dojo. I think that although the purple electric hammer is strong, it will definitely not be able to tear down your Biyou Palace..."

"Get cheap and be cheap! Hurry up and get out, I'll be annoying when I see you!" Tongtian Cult Master scolded.

Zheng Jian chuckled, holding a purple hammer, "Master, that disciple will leave!"

"Wait a minute!" Tongtian Sect Master stopped Zheng Jian again, "The aura of Conferred God Tribulation has risen, how are you going to deal with this calamity?"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian scratched his ass and said innocently, "I don't know..."

Tongtian Sect Master: "..."

The resentment value from the Tongtian leader +9999.

"However, don't worry, master, the disciples know it well! Tell Chanjiao to come over, and the disciples will send them to the list one by one!" Zheng Jian chuckled, and immediately walked out of Biyou Palace.

……

In the mortal world, the Great Shang Dynasty.

Although Emperor Xin rejected Zhao Qi's suggestion to trap and kill Xibohou, he still ordered the four princes to court Shang.

Xiqi and Xibo Hou Jichang got the news and began to prepare for the court song.

He called the eldest son, Boyi Kao, and told him: "This time I went to Chaoge and made a divination for my father, but it turned out to be a sign of more bad luck and less good. There is no danger of life, but there will be seven years of catastrophe. After my father left , you stay well in Xiqi, save your people to support them, and wait for the right time, and when my seven-year disaster is over, I will come back naturally, so don't send anyone to pick me up."

Bo Yi Kao burst into tears, "Since my father has suffered a disaster for seven years, why not leave Bo Yi Kao to go."

Ji Chang shook his head, "My seven-year disaster is a number of days, and the number of days cannot be violated."

The next day, Ji Chang handed over all the affairs of Xiqi to Bo Yikao and his second son Ji Fa, and then left Xiqi with his entourage, heading towards Chaoge.

On this day, when passing through Yanshan Mountain, suddenly the clouds were overcast and thunderstorms torrential.

The people accompanying him were all drenched, so Ji Chang took out the copper coins again without any haste, and made another calculation on the spot, and immediately said joyfully, "The general star appears after the thunder passes. Hurry up and look around for the general star."

Everyone: "..." You have a lot to do!

Helpless, everyone had no choice but to look around on Yanshan Mountain for the general that Ji Chang was talking about.

After the rain, the sky cleared, the ground was full of mud and water, one foot was deep and the other was shallow, the attendants worked hard, but they dared not complain.

Suddenly heard the sound of a child crying, everyone came to an ancient tomb, but saw a baby crying in front of the tomb.

When Ji Chang saw it, he was immediately overjoyed, "I used to calculate that there should be a hundred sons, but now it happens to be 99 sons, but only this son is missing."

He was thinking of sending the child to a nearby farm for foster care, and bringing him back to Xiqi when he came back seven years later.

Not long after they were on the road, they saw a Taoist standing by the side of the road waiting.

"Your Majesty, the poor are being polite."

Ji Chang got off his horse with a smile, "Ji Chang was rude, but he didn't know where he grew up, so what's the matter here?"

The Taoist smiled slightly, "Poverty Dao is the vision of Yun Zhongzi, a qi refiner in Yuzhu Cave, Zhongnan Mountain. He came here from a long distance to look for the general, who is the child in the arms of the Marquis."

Therefore, Yun Zhongzi took Lei Zhenzi as his disciple and agreed to return it to Ji Chang when he came back.

When Ji Chang arrived at the post house outside Chaoge, he began to ask around, but he still couldn't get the point.

The next day when they went to court, Ji Chang and the other three princes walked into the main hall, and saluted in unison: "My lord."

Di Xin cast a playful glance at Xibohou Jichang, then at Beibohou Chonghouhu, Nanbohou Echongyu, and Dongbohou Jiang Huanchu, all four of them felt their scalps go numb...

"Come on, tie Xibo Hou Jichang to Gu!" Di Xin shouted suddenly.

Xibohou: "Your Majesty, why?"

Almost at the same time, a bunch of civil and military men appeared in the class, all pleading for Ji Chang.

A glint of haze flashed in Di Xin's eyes, and he sneered and said, "Gu... I don't like princes who step into the hall with their right foot first! The three princes of the East, South, and North all entered the hall with their left foot. Why did you, Ji Chang, enter the hall with your right foot first? They are all loyal Yes, you must have objections! Push out of the Meridian Gate and cut it off!"

Ji Chang collapsed to the ground all of a sudden...

"Your Majesty, you can't! How could Uncle Ji die like that?" Shocked, Shang Rong hurried out to plead for mercy. If he killed Ji Chang in such a ridiculous way, wouldn't it force all the princes in the world to rebel?

"The Prime Minister's words are not unreasonable! Then I will order you to live in Yili temporarily, and let you go back to the country after the country's affairs are peaceful!" Di Xin said solemnly.

……

Chapter 606 It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him!

Ji Chang's heart is broken!

Even if it is calculated that he has such a catastrophe, who would have thought that there would be such a nonsense reason!

Listen, is this what people say?

Don't like princes who step into the hall with their right foot first...

"It's really a foolish king..." Ji Chang, who was sitting withered in the cave, sighed in his heart, but he also strengthened his belief.

The other three great princes were apprehensive in their hearts, secretly calling for danger.

It is also because of this that after the princes of the world heard about Xibo Hou Jichang, when they came to Chaoge Chaoshang, they would consciously stop outside the palace for a while, and then enter the main hall with their left foot first...

From this, the people of the world set an unwritten rule.

When walking, be sure to step left foot first!

……

When Ji Chang was imprisoned in Yuli, Chentangguan finally ushered in the destined bear child—Nezha!

Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, once worshiped Daoist Duer in West Kunlun as his teacher, but after all, it was difficult to achieve immortality, so he went down to become the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan. He had two children. He was accepted as a disciple, and the second son, Mu Zha, was accepted as a disciple by Master Puxian.

Today, the third son has been pregnant for three years and six months, and has never given birth...

Pointing at his wife Yin's belly, he said angrily: "If you don't give birth for three years, you must be a monster!"

Three years and six months...

42 months pregnant...

Can Li Jing not be angry?

Who is changed, who is not angry?

After all, you can't have intercourse after you're pregnant!

It is extremely rare to hold back for ten months, but Li Jing is lucky, because this third son, he has held back for 42 months!

Li Jing: Do you know how I got here in the past three years?

Both arms are thicker, and the muscles are knotted!

If you count Jin Zha and Mu Zha...

Alas, it's a miracle that Li Jing didn't cheat!

Maybe it was frightened by Li Jing's words, that night Yin dreamed of a Taoist, and only heard the Taoist say: "Madam, hurry up, hurry up!"

Then, Yin woke up, and then felt unbearable abdominal pain, it was going to be born in the middle of the night...

A big meat ball was born!

Li Jing heard the news, rushed into the delivery room with a sword in his hand, and saw the meat ball.

"It's so ugly!" This was Li Jing's first thought. After all, if you were born ugly, can you not be ugly?

"Monster!" This is Li Jing's second year.

When two thoughts came into being, Li Jing slashed across with his sword without hesitation, and immediately a child was revealed. It's not ugly at this time...

Um, he didn't even shout "Monsters watch the sword", otherwise Nezha might have knelt down immediately.

It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, our friend~ little scum!

On the right hand is a gold bracelet - Qiankun Circle;

There is a red apron around her belly—Hun Tianling.

Well, these are all the murder equipment that Tai 2 Daoist gave to the little scumbag's Novice Village, and it has been calculated long ago, just wait for the little scumbag to start the murder.

No, at dawn, when Li Jing's adjutants came to congratulate him, Tai Er Daoist came with a cloud...

In the blink of an eye, another few years have passed.

The national power of the great merchants is booming, and Yuan Futong's rebellion in Beihai is finally put down, and the grand master Wen Zhong and Huang Feihu return to the dynasty.

In the west, Zhunti Taoist sits by the bank of the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, beside him there is another person sitting cross-legged, with a compassionate and sad face, it is the leader of the Western religion who guides the Taoist.