I am not a serious young man

After leaving the customs, he went to Sanxian Island, intending to take Bi Xiao to visit the real world.

Take a break from your busy schedule and spend a little honeymoon!

On the track locomotive, the noise lingered in my ears, and there were people everywhere in the car.

It was the first time for Bi Xiao to experience such a situation, and instead of being irritable, she was very interested.

For a while, he stared at the rapidly receding scenery outside the window, and for a while, he looked at the swaddling baby in the arms of the opposite couple.

Especially the little one in the swaddling baby, she was really full of curiosity.

Seeing the flickering little eyes, Bi Xiao was suddenly envious...

"Dirty, dirty, dirty..."

Amidst the sharp sound, the locomotive stopped slowly, some people got off, and new people got on.

On the seats, Zheng Jian and his wife sat still.

"Husband, this black ink palace mechanism technique is really amazing! It has created so many magical things that even mortals can ride! The real world is vast and boundless. It may not be possible to cross thousands of miles... But now, with this locomotive, the distance of thousands of miles can be reached in one day, so that everyone in the world can travel to the North Sea! It's really amazing..."

Zheng Jian heard the words and said, "Hmm, um..."

He was using the Myriad Realms Talisman to brush the "Tremolo".

This platform was created by him a few years ago. Now, after considerable development, it has already occupied half of the universal talismans of the myriad worlds. In the entire heavens and myriad worlds, I don’t know how many people have created short videos on it, and the content is all-encompassing. ...

No, at this time, what Zheng Jian got was a gourmet live broadcast.

In the video, a beautiful woman in a white dress is tasting a large table of special delicacies in front of her. Each plate of food comes from different worlds and is presented in front of countless audiences.

The name of the anchor is displayed in the upper right corner: Little Chang'e who loves food.

Her expression was very serious, her eyes were very focused, and she had nothing else in her eyes except the delicious food in front of her.

At this time, the number of people watching the live broadcast online has exceeded [-] million...

She was tasting a bowl of porridge, holding the spoon in her slender hand, took a small mouthful, and put it into her mouth seriously.

In the gorgeous barrage army, everyone is using "Chang'e Fairy 666", "Such a fairy broadcasts live, Lu Zhuanfan"...

In the video, little Chang'e thought about it for a while, and then let out a long sigh of relief...

Well, the little baby granary is basically the same!

"This bowl of porridge is mainly made of 'starry sky rice', which is a specialty of the foreign world, and many rare auxiliary materials in the real world are added. The heat is just right, and it can be called a bowl of excellent food." Head, said crisply to the camera.

At this moment, a colorful barrage came from the top of the video: "The giant of the Mo family" rewarded "Little Chang'e who loves food" with 100 million royal coins!

Mohist Juzi: Snack 666! !

Seeing this, Zheng Jian's mouth twitched...

The little Chang'e who loves food must be Ruan Yushu, a snack from the Ruan family in Langya!

And the "big son of the Mohist family"... besides Mang King Kong, who else?

Sure enough, seeing this reminder, the food-loving little Chang'e pursed her lips slightly, obviously a little bit happy.

The fairy smiled, and the barrage immediately exploded...

The dense barrage almost filled the light curtain of the Myriad Worlds Tongzhi Talisman.

"Is little Chang'e pretty?"

Hearing this voice, Zheng Jiang just wanted to say "It looks good", but the words were on the verge of his mouth, and the lowly Daoist Yuanshen sent a warning for no reason!

"Danger, danger, danger, danger, danger!"

Long time no see, when you see me appear...

In an instant, Zheng Jianming came to his senses, and immediately changed his words: "It's average! I'm using the trumpet to check the anchor's live broadcast room. If there is a witch who is a prostitute who is happy and happy, I must be banned immediately! Maintaining the cleanliness of the Ten Thousand Realms Tongshi Ball is my bounden duty with Yuxu Xiaomeng! Yes, that's it..."

He raised his head slowly, his calm eyes fell on Bi Xiao's...

Bi Xiao chuckled, "For you have a quick reaction! Look at this little girl, she looks really distressed. No wonder our rock-hearted Zheng Xiaojian can't take his eyes off her... She really has the demeanor of Chang'e Fairy!"

Strong jealousy!

Years of experience have told Zheng Jian that the more you have to persevere at this time, you need to be upright and strong, and if you are not upright, you must be strong!

"How could you wrong me so much? Along the way, don't you know what kind of character I am? In the world of Tang Dynasty, you and your twin sister Shi Feixuan fell in love with me so bitterly, did I agree? Oh, this It's a woman..." Zheng Jian said sadly, how wronged he was...

But to be honest, he really didn't watch it for Ruan Yushu's looks, it was mainly because when he watched the original plot in his previous life, he was partial to this little girl from the Ruan family who liked delicious food and was a little bit arrogant, so he accidentally saw her live broadcast , Zheng Jian took a few more glances.

You can use the oath to prove it!

Bi Xiao: "..." There's nothing wrong with saying that, she and Shi Feixuan really liked this guy back then, but this guy didn't feel tempted at all...

Heart of stone, really no joke.

"Then, if you say that I was wrong, and I say that I was wrong, we both take a step back, okay?" Bi Xiao hesitated.

Zheng Jian didn't even think about it, nodded and said: "Okay, I was wrong."

Bi Xiao immediately answered, "What's wrong?"

Zheng Jian's head was buzzing suddenly...

Hunting geese all day long, today I was pecked by geese!

"Bi Xiao...you have changed." Zheng Jian's expression became more and more distressed.

"Hmph, as the saying goes, marry a chicken like a chicken and marry a dog like a dog. Isn't it normal for me to marry a little bitch like you?" Bi Xiao slyly said.

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and retorted: "But there is another saying that is even better, out of the mud and not stained! You can't learn my skills and turn against me just because you followed me!"

Hearing this familiar anti-common saying, Bi Xiao's expression suddenly became sad, and she leaned obediently in Zheng Jian's arms, "I still remember that you were so angry with sister Concubine Xuan at that time..."

Zheng Jian was taken aback for a moment, and for a moment he lost the thought of arguing with Bi Xiao.

Back then, that concubine Shi Xuan who believed in her lies...

It turns out that it has been so long, it is really a long memory...

Chapter 767 Psychosis VS Neuropathy

One big city after another, the slut couple has experienced almost all means of transportation.

On this day, the two took the teleportation array to Changle City, the capital of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

Changle, after Gao Lan's development for so many years, has already become the number one city in the real world. It covers a vast area, with towering walls, and the traffic in it is extremely regular.

The Zhuque Avenue in the center is hundreds of feet wide, with a flow of people and horses like a dragon.

There are row upon row of shops on both sides, wine shops, inns, cloth shops, medicine shops...you can't see the end at a glance.

"It is rumored that Human Emperor Gao Lan is mentally ill, but now it seems that there is still some fallacy! Husband, look at this prosperous scene, the brilliance of humanity shines on the heavens, it is really very prosperous!" Zhou's special snacks, such as fried chestnuts in sugar, candied haws, sugar people, etc., his happy eyes narrowed into crescent moons.

Zheng Jian smiled slightly, "Bi Xiao, do you know the difference between mental illness and neurosis?"

Bi Xiao took a sip of the sugar figurine, and said with a sweet smile, "It's not that simple, Gao Lan is the one who is mentally ill, and my husband is the one who is mentally ill!"

"When did I become mentally ill?" At this moment, Gao Lan's faint voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the two of them.

The next moment, the scene in front of him changed, and the two of them had already appeared in the Changle Palace.

"The Emperor of the World" Gao Lan sat high on the throne of the Emperor, and beside the throne, the sword of the Emperor of the Other Bank level leaned casually to one side.

"Hey, brother Gao! It seems that you have recovered well recently... Are you spiritually consummated?" Zheng Jian said with a chuckle.

"Call Your Majesty!" Gao Lan glanced at Zheng Jian with indifferent eyes, "Besides, my heart has never been perfect, it wasn't perfect before, and it won't be perfect in the future!"

As he spoke, he casually pointed to one side, revealing two chairs, "Sit."

"What's your name, Your Majesty? It's so strange! Brother Gao, since you overheard our husband and wife's private conversation, you can answer me. What is the difference between a mental illness and a neuropathy?" Zheng Jian laughed.

Gao Lan glanced at Zheng Jian expressionlessly, "Since Fairy Bi said that I was mentally ill and that you were mentally ill, in this way, I have an answer to this difference, and you can try it out."

"Please tell me!" Zheng Jian said curiously. A mental patient has a wide-ranging mind. He was curious about Gao Lan's unique insights.

Gao Lan said solemnly: "I think that the mentally ill mainly torture themselves, and the mentally ill mainly torture others! Corresponding to you and me, I think this is very correct, what does Zheng Daoyou think?"

Zheng Jian laughed loudly when he heard the words, "Hahaha, wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! Brother Gao is indeed a senior mental patient, this answer is very suitable for me..."

Gao Lan continued to look at Zheng Jian quietly without saying a word.

Zheng Jian smiled, feeling a little embarrassed...

But he didn't just stop there, joke, as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed!

As a result, his laughter gradually weakened gradually, and finally subsided.

Bi Xiao: "..."

In the hall, suddenly fell into dead silence.

After a long time, Gao Lan suddenly said: "By the way, I bought something in the Wanjietongshi mall of you and the emperor before, the Nine Dragon Seal. After the Yuxu Express arrived, I realized that it was useless to buy it. If you want to return the product, what do you say?"

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said: "It is possible, but there will be no refund!"

Gao Lan's eyes flashed, "Didn't Wanjie Mall say that there is no reason to return the goods within seven days?"

Zheng Jian chuckled, "Yes, but you have a reason!"

Gao Lan: "???"

He suddenly felt that this schizophrenic patient seemed to be no match for the neurotic patient in front of him!

Neuropathy, it really is someone else who is tormenting!

Gao Lan was very unconvinced. When facing his sworn brother, his elder brother always took the initiative. Why should he be willing to bow down when he encountered this psychopath?

After thinking for a while, Gao Lan said again: "I will ask you again, if you are asked to kneel and kowtow to someone you hate, I will give you 100 for one kowtow... Oh no, I will give you [-] million royal coins, and I will give you [-] yuan in the 'Tremolo' 'Platform live broadcast, will you knock it?'

Hearing this, Bi Xiao said coldly: "Come here, I'll give you a thousand for one..."

Before he finished speaking, Zheng Jian covered Bi Xiao's mouth, and immediately stood up, with a legendary aura, and said seriously: "There is gold under the man's knees! Brother Gao, it's time to withdraw cash today... you How many Yuanhuang coin reserves are there? 100 billion or 1000 billion?"

Gao Lan: "..."

He found that he really underestimated Zheng Jian, this guy really has no limit!

You are the first self-proven legend since the Middle Ages, and you will kowtow if you give you 100 million royal coins?

Zheng Jian looked at Gao Lan with piercing eyes, "The Emperor's golden mouth and jade words, who do you want to knock on? I must knock the entire Great Zhou Dynasty bankrupt! What an annoying person, this is clearly my nobleman!"

Gao Lan said with a strange expression: "Zheng Daoyou, you can't be lewd when you are rich!"

Zheng Jian smiled coldly, and replied: "As a human being, you can't even ask for money for the sake of dignity?"

Gao Lan's stern expression could hardly be maintained anymore, the corner of his mouth twitched and said: "My imperial brother once said: 'Zeng Zi said: I examine myself three times a day...'"

Before he finished speaking, Zheng Jian interrupted without hesitation, and said eloquently: "Zeng Zi said: My god, reflect on myself three times. I am right. It is others and even the whole world that are wrong!"

There was a humble expression on his face.

Gao Lan couldn't continue...

Bi Xiao looked at Zheng Jian with smiles in his eyes!

That's right, when she was still Wanhou, she liked the undisguised cheapness of her husband!

"Your Majesty, let me ask you whether you accept it or not?" Zheng Jian said triumphantly.

Gao Lan was silent for a while, and said quietly: "You are indeed a man with a low name! I suddenly want to give you an nickname, courtesy and honesty."

"Lin Yilian?" Zheng Jian asked in confusion.

"No, etiquette, righteousness, politeness, benevolence and righteousness, honesty for officials." Gao Lan said leisurely.

"There is no shame in etiquette, righteousness, integrity, and shame, and he called you shameless!" Bi Xiao stood up abruptly and said.

Zheng Jian raised his hand, signaled Bi Xiao to sit down, and then said leisurely: "Thank you for the compliment! This title is still very elegant, ouch, not bad!"

Gao Lan: "...I have never seen such a brazen person like you!"

"Don't you see it now?" Zheng Jian said casually, "In this life, you will always meet all kinds of people! For this reason, you might as well be bold, go to the sky once, and love a group of people! Xuannv There have been generations, why bother to fall in love with that generation... the Xuannv of this generation, you can try it too!"

Mental illness VS neuropathy, neuropathy wins!

……

After walking out of the palace, Bi Xiao finally couldn't help laughing out loud.