I am not a serious young man

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Chapter 796

With Jiu Luan Tianzun blocking the Golden Emperor with the Demon Emperor's Claw, Gu Xiaosang finally survived.

If it was two or three moments later, Gu Xiaosang would become a puppet of the Eastern Emperor, and if it was five moments later, it would completely explode into ashes!

In view of this, Gu Xiaosang quickly reversed Wu Shengzhi, and with the help of the breath of the strange blood peach, returned the flesh and blood of the Eastern Emperor to Xiaomeng.

"My husband, one of us, husband and wife, must stay awake. I can only work hard on you."

In Nine Serenity, the battle finally stopped.

At the same time, Emperor Zhenwu has obtained the third vision of the other side, and has truly become one of the top figures in the heavens and worlds!

Under such an accident, in the boundless pure land, Ran Deng couldn't help sighing: "Daoist friend is right, the poor monk should stop, and it really messed up!"

Mo Buddha smiled slightly, not at all disappointed because he missed this opportunity.

"Opportunities, there will always be!"

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However, things are not over yet!

Above the Yincao Difu, a figure stood out from the bright moon that covered the sky, dressed in luxurious robes, with a precious light on the back of his head, an old face, and a serious expression.

The oracle!

It is also one of the twelve envoys serving the Golden Emperor!

Seeing this, Zheng Jian realized a little bit in his heart, knowing that the scene of the Golden Emperor is not over yet!

The oracle envoy said solemnly: "Sinful Immortal Su Meng, my mother knows that although you have devoured the flesh and blood of the Eastern Emperor, you still have a little instinct. Therefore, my mother asks you, are you willing to part with your relatives and friends in the real world? If you don't want to look at them When the ashes are wiped out, walk out of Jiuyou by yourself!"

Hearing this, Zheng Jian sneered and said, "Tsk tsk tsk... The legendary big shot on the other side, in the face of us ants who don't go to the other side, actually uses such indecent moves! You are indeed a big shot... don't care about the rest of the world at all. The gaze of existence! I said, old mother, have you memorized pi by heart?"

The oracle envoy looked cold and did not answer.

"Roar!" Sure enough, Xiao Meng understood the words of the oracle, and roared mournfully. His voice pierced through Jiuyou, his muscles were all knotted, and he wanted to tear the oracle to pieces immediately.

In the depths of the void, the eyes of Emperor Zhenwu, who was covered in black robes, revealed a hint of purple. Just as he was about to say something, the bright moon suddenly lit up.

"Zhenwu, I never stopped you from becoming enlightened, this is a great cause and effect! You must not interfere!"

When Emperor Zhenwu heard the words, he let out a long sigh, and the purple in his eyes dissipated.

Gu Xiaosang grabbed Xiaomeng, and said softly, "Sir, don't be impulsive! As long as you live and prove the other side, you can come back!"

Xiao Meng wailed in pain, and finally stopped the thought of rushing out of Jiuyou.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian cursed in his heart: "Mang Jingang, after having a wife, I can finally judge rationally... I have to say, Gu Xiaosang is really your Xiaomeng's perfect match!"

Seeing this, the envoy of the oracle suddenly turned his head, looked in the direction of Dazhou Changle, and said solemnly: "Gao Lan, hand over the Human Emperor Sword, and abdicate yourself!"

In Changle City, on the Fengtiantai, Gao Lan got up expressionlessly, his extremely thin lips were tightly pressed together, without any change.

In fact, when Gao Lan learned that the Golden Emperor had returned and it was inconvenient for the Qing Emperor to make a move, he had already expected such a result.

A series of past events flashed in his mind: being imprisoned in Changle, accepting Yan Ran's death in humiliation; after becoming a Dharma, gradually tossing and turning to become the emperor, but still unable to revive Yan Ran...

After a long time, a smile appeared on Gao Lan's cold face, "In the final analysis, I am not a person who can endure to the end! In my bones, I am actually a willful hero!"

At this moment, the somewhat amusing and heroic Mad King Gao Lan seems to be back again!

"Since we are brothers, then I will accompany you through thick and thin!"

Amidst the roar, Gao Lan punched angrily, and the power of all beings gathered around him in the entire territory of the Great Zhou, surrounded him and rushed to the bright moon in the sky without hesitation!

Chang'e flying to the moon is eternal life!

Gao Lan and Flying to the Moon are begging for death!

"Mother Wusheng, go eat shit!" With a loud shout, Gao Lan rushed into the moonlight, losing his breath...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian lowered his head sadly...

The "living emperor" has since become the "dead emperor"...

It's rare in the heavens and ten thousand realms to be able to battle with Zheng Jian for a few rounds of affectionate and sexual psychosis... what a deal!

Leave me alone as a psychopath... wandering in the world!

Uh, actually he knew that the Golden Emperor was playing...

Therefore, the lowly one who should cooperate with the Golden Emperor's performance...

Golden Emperor, have you seen it?You won't turn a blind eye, will you?

Look... even if my acting skills can't reach the shadow god, it shouldn't be too much to be a movie king, right?

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With a flash of pale golden light, the Human Emperor Sword unexpectedly appeared beside Jiuyou Xiaomeng.

Gao Lan's last words came out: "Third brother, take my hope to the other side!"

This time, instead of calling himself "Zhen", he used the "I" who used to be a lunatic!

The pitch-black mountain peaks around Xiaomeng exploded, and the heart-piercing howl resounded through Jiuyou...

Immediately afterwards, the envoy of the oracle looked at Shaolin Xuanbei again, but when he thought that the matter had nothing to do with Buddhism, and Buddhism was an ally, he turned his attention to Xijian Pavilion!

Su Wuming suddenly opened his eyes, and was about to draw his sword when he heard Jiang Zhiwei's voice.

"Master, don't implicate the sect, the disciple is gone!"

As soon as the words fell, the extremely pure sword light shot up into the sky!

At this moment, in Jiang Zhiwei's eyes, the only one in his eyes is the sword, and he directly stepped into the legend!

At the brightest moment, the Baihong Piercing Sun Sword and Jiang Zhiwei shocked even the legendary oracle envoys, but under the light of the bright moon, every inch was still ashes!

"Jiang Zhiwei, God of Chicken Butcher Sword..." Zheng Jian sighed secretly.

Xiaomeng was powerless to howl, and knelt down in the Nine Nethernesses, beating the pitch-black ground continuously...

Then, Langya Ruan's, the foodie Ruan Yushu who loves food the most, put his hands on the piano, closed his eyes, and shed tears in two lines.

"Ding dong!"

The sound of the piano was cut off, and Ruan Yushu destroyed his true spirit and died.

The oracle sneered, and shattered the Yuxu Palace in Kunlun Mountain with his palm!

Just when he was still looking for Xiaomeng's disciples, Xiaotiangou, Daqinggen, etc., the Fusang Realm was brightly lit up, and the mysterious water filled the sky and swept the world.

Qingdi and Heidi spoke almost at the same time, "The cause and effect are clear, so let's accept it when it's good."

Only then did the cold and bright moon slowly return to the underworld, and the oracle envoy hurriedly followed back after seeing this.

"what!"

In Nine Nethernesses, Xiao Meng roared to the sky, full of pain and hatred, his eyes glowed red, and two lines of blood and tears flowed down his face, his face was covered with bulging blood vessels, and his blue veins wriggled like worms, full of madness. Feel.

Gu Xiaosang quietly accompanied Xiao Meng until he calmed down, then put away Jue Dao and Ren Huang Jian, supported Xiao Meng, and walked step by step into the depths of Jiuyou.

"Msanggong, big brother's Human Emperor Sword can help you recover, and when you reach the other shore, you can turn things around!"

Watching the figures of Xiaomeng and Xiaosang disappear into the depths of Jiuyou, Zheng Jian let out a long sigh.

The other side, the other side...

Although all of this was calculated by Jinhuang, everything was within Sanqing's expectation!

But... It's really not Zheng Jian who arranges these big figures, each of them has almost become a "dao machine"!

Just like what Zheng Jian felt when he first practiced Taoism, what is the difference between getting eternal life and a stone?

What is the difference between being alive and being dead?

Did they become the Dao, or did the Dao assimilate them?

Anyway, it's impersonal!

But having said that, it's normal for them to be inhuman, after all, they are either innately divine, or they are symbols of Tao!

However, what makes Zheng Jian most regretful is not the death of Da Zhou...

Rather... the World of Universal Knowledge fell into dead silence!

The past of Zheng Jian and Xiao Meng has been received in Jiuyouzhong, which is equivalent to losing the breath of the two of them in the real world...

Without the "cause of all effects" and "effect of all causes", the heavens and worlds... are disconnected from the Internet!

As soon as he stepped out, the world in front of him suddenly changed!

The chaotic demon energy disappeared, replaced by the familiar cycle of life and death!

Origin of life and death?

Zheng Jian was stunned, wondering in his heart, and saw a figure of a black-robed emperor appearing in front of him, with a clear face, a slender figure, and his whole body was shrouded in purple.

Zhenwu Emperor!

"I have met Senior Hei Di!" Zheng Jian saluted with a smile, "Congratulations, senior, for getting out of the sea of ​​suffering and attaining the other shore!"

There was a smile on Zhenwu's slightly aged face, "The old Taoist is able to become enlightened this time, thanks to my little friend's advice! It's a pity that the old Taoist has grown up and lived for so many years, but he still has no little friend in this respect." I can see clearly! Now that I think about it, if my little friend hadn’t reminded me, I’m afraid the old Taoist would have failed this time…”

Zheng Jian pondered for a while, and said calmly: "It should be more than [-]%...[-]% is completely cold!"

Emperor Zhenwu was stunned for a while, and then shook his head and laughed, "Hahahaha... the little friend's words are really... funny!"

After a pause, he went on to sigh with emotion: "In the real world, almost all the great supernatural beings and even those from the other side know that I am a Taoist boy, and I am blessed by nature! In fact, it is true. , whether it is treasures or skills, I have never lacked, even more than the other four emperors... This has also formed my habit of relying on external things... Within the origin of life and death, I thought that my accumulation was enough to shock On the other side, I even have a complacent heart! Thanks to my little friend, I was blown away and made me regret..."

Zheng Jian listened, and suddenly said: "So... Senior, you used to be considered tall, handsome and rich among the five emperors in ancient times... Brother?"

When Zhenwu heard the words, his emotions became incoherent again, and he couldn't express his speeches during the sermon...

"Uh... If you insist on saying it like that... that's right! But, little friend, have you always talked like this?"

Zheng Jian nodded seriously, "Otherwise? Go straight first, then turn again?"

Zhenwu is completely speechless...

This guy can really kill Tian at any time, even if Zhenwu has been saving the topic...

If it weren't for the fact that this guy has enlightened him, Zhenwu might not be able to resist slapping him to death!

Anyway, the old man is also a big shot on the other side now, can you show some respect when you speak?

"Senior Hei Di, is the big man on the other side really omnipotent?" Zheng Jian suddenly asked curiously.

Zhenwu heard the words, Nian Xu smiled and said: "It's not completely omnipotent! To be precise, the old Taoist is just the beginning of the other side, has not yet condensed the embryonic form of the Dao fruit, and has become the oldest one, but wants to be omnipotent and omnipotent. I don’t know, to reach the state of being wrong when you say it, and being wrong when you think about it, I’m afraid only the Daoist who has completely detached can do it.”

"Jiang Zi... It seems that you must not be able to recite pi backwards, Senior Hei Di..." Zheng Jian said with a regretful expression.

Zhenwu froze again!

As a big shot on the other side, of course he knows what pi is!

However, there is really no way for the big shots on the other side to recite pi backwards...

Unless you reach the realm of Dao Zun, you are completely detached, you can go against logic at will, you don't make sense, wrong is right, right is wrong...

"Oh, the so-called other shore, that's all... But senior Hei Di, don't be discouraged, in fact, the other shore is... not bad!" Zheng Jianyu said earnestly.

Zhenwu's old eyes widened suddenly, "The other shore...is it okay?"

Why do you think the other side is a roadside Chinese cabbage?

From ancient times to the present, how many other shores have emerged in one era?

At this level, Yuan Chengdao is not counted as the fallen demon saints, human emperors, and heavenly emperors, but the Golden Emperor, Demon Buddha, Qingdi, and himself...

How dare you say that the other side is okay?

This kid is so annoying!

The dignified Emperor Zhenwu was so angry that he blew his beard and stared!

The resentment value from Emperor Zhenwu +99999.

Even though Zheng Jian doesn't really need the things in the mall anymore, after all, they are all "foreign objects", but he is still very happy to hear the long-lost "ding" sound!