I am not a serious young man
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What a fighting turtle among the soil turtles!
The angry Zheng Jian wanted to hit people on the spot, and beat up all the merchants and bodyguards who were looking for trouble along the way, and then their whole family became thieves.
Thinking of this nickname, Zheng Jian wished he could find a crack in the ground and hunt geese all day long. This is because he was pecked by geese, and he always gave air to others by himself. Is this the reincarnation of heaven?
This was passed back to Mount Hua, and those bastards still laughed their ass off?
In the future, when we face off against the Eastern Hierarch on the Black Wood Cliff, the Eastern Hierarch will say "the sun rises in the east, and I am the only one who is invincible", and when I, Zheng Jian, say "a certain thief sees sorrow"?
Damn, even if I win, the master of the East was laughed to death by me for the last stroke, the sense of shame exploded, okay?
As soon as I stepped into the Yuelai Inn, which has opened countless worlds of martial arts, I heard someone chatting inside.
"Have you heard recently that there is a young master on the road, who specializes in killing those in the green forest who have no capital to buy and sell. It is said that they have wiped out seventeen cottages in succession! Are you ruthless?"
"Of course I've heard of it. It's sad to see a thief. The young masters who have recently risen in the rivers and lakes are really fascinating..."
Zheng Jian: "..." You are a thief, you are so tall, your whole family is a thief!
The road of the young hero of the rivers and lakes has just started to go astray...
I'm too hard!
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Chapter 17 Drinking tea also has unexpected surprises
In Jianghu, it is said that there are only wrong names, but no wrong nicknames.
Zheng Jian was very helpless, but he was more defensive than Fang Chuan, and Zheng Jian couldn't really kill all the idiots who called him "the thief sees sorrow"...
In desperation, Zheng Jian had no choice but to drink tea one after another. He was not old enough to drink, so he could only drink tea. Besides, the tea in this area of Fujian is still very good, at least full of memories.
In the previous life, I was not uncommonly trusted by the little tea seller, and the first thing I said was "Are you the friend I accidentally added?"
After a bunch of Balabala, I just help my grandpa and grandma sell tea, how pitiful I am, growing up with my grandpa and grandma is really not easy...
One last sentence, do you want to try the tea that your grandfather has made for decades?
Zheng Jian was fascinated at the time, and then said casually, "I don't drink tea, but my kiwi fruit is pretty good, and it's just hit the market. Would you like to try a box?"
Then, the tea seller blackmailed Zheng Jian...
Thinking about it now, it's really a pity.
Just as he was thinking wildly, suddenly there was a strong man in front of him. He was eight feet tall and his waist was also eight feet.
"Wu that boy, you are just a thief, right, you let me find it easy all the way?"
As soon as the strong man opened his mouth, Zheng Jian was confused. Is he already so famous?He hasn't lost his temper yet, so someone has been chasing him for thousands of miles and wants to be his servant?
However, this dude is too ugly, right?Uglier than that scarred face back then!
"No, I'm not!" Zheng Jian said immediately, don't ask, it's ugly to refuse!
If it's the Miao Village Lanfenghuang, the Holy Aunt of the Demon Sect, etc., Zheng Jian also thinks about it, you are such an ugly guy, it's better to stay away, so as not to lower the average appearance of my Huashan faction.
The strong man was confused, scratched his head, turned his head and said: "Brother, isn't this kid a thief?"
Only then did Zheng Jian notice that there was another person behind the strong man, but the ugly man was so big that it completely blocked the man behind him, so that Zheng Jian didn't see him just now...
"Do you want to change your name and surname if you are a real man? You are the number one person in the Jianghu, and you still don't admit it?" The man behind flashed out. He was not tall and looked like a rogue. It seemed that he was unwilling to give his name villain.
Zheng Jian was angry, those people told him that he would bear it, but these two guys called him, he had to bear it, didn't he tell all the people in the inn that his nickname was Thieves?Doesn't it mean that jumping into the Yellow River won't clean it up?
Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it anymore!
"I admit that you are tall!" Zheng Jian said, "Listen well, my nickname is the arsonist! This is my name, don't use Lao Shizi's troubles to disgust me!"
"..."
Everyone in the inn was stupefied, the ugly man mumbled, "Brother, what if he isn't a thief? Could it be that we have admitted the wrong person?"
The villain who didn't want to reveal his name wanted to slap the ugly man, "You idiot, don't talk nonsense, kill him and our Fuzhou duo will become famous!"
It was only at this moment that Zheng Jian suddenly realized that these two guys wanted to become famous. No wonder they kept saying that they were looking for "The Thief Sees Sorrow". Did they want to step on his name to get in the position?
Well, you big-eyed guy is no different from those sexy sluts out there!
At the same time, the so-called Fuzhou duo had already pushed towards Zheng Jian from left to right, and the ugly man took out a ghost knife from nowhere, and with all his strength, he slashed towards the top of Zheng Jian's head. The other took out a folding fan.
Zheng Jian was really fed up with these incompetent but overconfident guys. The reason why he killed so many bandits along the way was not that Zheng Jian was the killer of bandits, but that these guys were crying and shouting. Zheng Jian's sword came up...
Now these two goods are exactly the same.
"Since you can't wait to rush to reincarnate, I'll let you do it, ugly ghost, remember not to cast a wrong pig fetus in your next life!"
Zheng Jian chuckled, and the long sword on the table burst out with a burst of sword light, drowning the two guys in an instant.
Putting his sword back into its sheath, Zheng Jian put on a posture that he thought was handsome, without looking at the two people who fell on the ground, he strode towards the two people who had first chatted about "sorry for a thief".
In the inn, all the gangsters were silent, who would have thought that this half-grown boy was so terrifying, he was simply a little evil star, okay?
Being clever, he already thought that this little evil star might really be the "sorrowful thief" who has been in the limelight recently in the world.
In front of Zheng Jian, the faces of the two who were chatting and laughing just now turned pale, and they stammered: "Thief, the thief sees the hero..."
"Shut up!" Zheng Jian said angrily, "Don't dare to call me a thief again, I'll cut you!"
"Yes, yes, thief, oh no, young hero." The two quickly changed their words.
"The two of you, and everyone present, please listen to me. From today on, whoever let me hear a word of sorrow, I will kill him!" Zheng Jian said viciously. He had an idea just now, He decided to take advantage of Liwei's opportunity to rectify his name, and quickly change that ghost name before it is recognized by the martial arts, otherwise how will he see people in the future?
"Then, what's the name of the young hero?" The two looked at each other, and realized that as long as they were obedient, their lives should be saved.
"Arsonist!" Zheng Jian blurted out, but then shook his head again, "Forget it, this title is too trendy, I'm afraid you won't be able to appreciate it..."
In particular, Zheng Jian thought of the notorious gangster Tian Boguang who was "walking alone in thousands of miles". If the martial arts linked Zheng Jian with that gangster, wouldn't it be even worse!
It's all because the aesthetic level of this martial arts school is too low, and even the title of Peking University's Sa Beining is incomprehensible.
Forget it, let's take a down-to-earth...
Zheng Jian was helpless, "From now on, I will be... Kuaijian Xiaozheng? It's so ugly. Shadowless Sword? It's too ordinary..."
Zheng Jian suddenly found himself in a tangle, it was not easy to get a title that was cool and elegant.
He didn't notice that the people in the inn, including the waiter and the shopkeeper, were all stunned. They were still struggling with nicknames for themselves. They had never seen this situation in their shop for a hundred years...
The big guy wanted to leave but was afraid of this little evil star and didn't dare to go, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh...
For a while, the system reminded Zheng Jian constantly, the resentment value from the shopkeeper +50, the resentment value from the waiter +30, the resentment value from Lu Renjia +66...
When Zheng Jian saw it, he was immediately happy. Unexpectedly, there is such a harvest?
No, I'll struggle with it for a while, naming a name is a small matter, and the wool is the center, this wave of resentment is worth nothing, no gain is nothing!
At the moment, Zheng Jian paced up and down in the inn, thinking for a while, sighing for a while.
In the inn, the hearts of all the diners also followed Zheng Jian up and down, and the resentment value prompted by the system kept crashing...
This feeling is like, flying in the sky, okay?
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Chapter 18 Shocked!The Jianghu young hero entered the room of the old shopkeeper of the inn in the middle of the night...
Inside the inn, Zheng Jian didn't realize it, but the gangsters around him couldn't stand it anymore.
They were scratching their heads anxiously, hating that they had run out of ink in their stomachs, and they were helping Zheng Jian to get a nickname, trying to satisfy this young master as soon as possible, otherwise the big guys would be tortured to death one by one...
Killing people is nothing more than nodding their heads, this is simply killing one's heart!
Yes, I am punishing my heart!
"Young man, I think the title Qingfeng Shenjian is very suitable for you. It is both loud and elegant!" The waiter couldn't take it anymore, and approached Zheng Jian to flatter him. He was about to collapse, okay?
"Huh? You don't want Bilian, I still want it! I am a young man who dares to be called Excalibur? My master doesn't even dare! My great master can't even reach it! You foxy son, get out of here!" Zheng Jian casually dismissed Xiao Er, are you kidding me, dare to call him Excalibur just after he came out of the mountain?
The waiter in the shop was defeated, and he responded with a word, lick the dog, lick the dog, until the end, he had nothing...
The shopkeeper ran out from behind the counter in small steps, "Young man, young man, this old man has an idea. Seeing that young man is also a good swordsman, talking about divine sword, young man thinks it's too flamboyant. Why don't you call Huitian swordsman?" How about it? What do you think if we can turn the tide and turn the sky around?"
Zheng Jian was startled when he heard the words, and the way he looked at the old shopkeeper changed. The name "Hui Tian Swordsman" is not something ordinary people can think of casually. It is the name of the protagonist in an old martial arts novel that Zheng Jian read in his previous life!Although I can't remember the plot clearly, I still remember that sentence, "After the two emperors and three emperors, there is even a swordsman who will return to heaven, beyond the two stars of Qiyu, three islands and four supernatural powers." This sentence has captured the old martial arts book The most powerful group of people in the Jianghu in the novel.
Could it be that this old shopkeeper is also a time traveler?
Thinking about it, Zheng Jian tentatively said, "Odd changes and even remains the same?"
The old shopkeeper looked blank, "What do you mean?"
Looking at the expression of the old shopkeeper, Zheng Jian found that he did not seem to be fake, but really did not understand. He let down his guard a little bit, but decided to observe more about the old shopkeeper of Yuelai Inn. In the world of martial arts, there might be something wrong with this inn!
……
Regardless of whether there is a problem with the old shopkeeper or not, the Jianghu men present all praised him.
"This is good!"
"Young man, the old man also thinks this is good, the key is elegance!"
"It's indeed loud and elegant, and I think it's okay for the young hero."
All the gangsters applauded, they were really afraid of Zheng Jian, although they also felt that Zheng Jian might not be worthy of this title, but the current situation is stronger than others, they just want to send Zheng Jian away as soon as possible, As for integrity, I can't care less...
Zheng Jian listened, and felt really satisfied in his heart. Although he was still a little bit reluctant to give these people the opportunity to provide resentment value, Zheng Jian looked at the pitiful eyes of these people, and his heart softened...
No way, who told us to talk about benevolence and righteousness?
"Okay! Let's call Huitian Swordsman!" Zheng Jian immediately made a decision, "Today, everyone brainstormed and helped me get a nickname, and then I will trouble you to continue to help me rectify my name! Don't try to play tricks, I will remember it Everyone here, if you hear that the title is wrong in the future, don't blame me for coming to seek justice!"
Everyone gasped again in unison, this kid is really cunning like a ghost, this guy has even thought out the way out for the big guys, right?
At the thought of helping to publicize, everyone was so angry that their livers ached, and they said in unison, "Today, I shouldn't have come to Yuelai Inn for dinner!"
"Good talk, good talk."
"Don't dare!"
Everyone quickly agreed to send the Buddha to the west, which helped to get a good name. For the sake of life, it was just following the boy's wishes...
In Zheng Jian's system, another wave of resentment points came into the account...
Coming out of Yuelai Inn, Zheng Jian felt refreshed.
No matter what, at least he has justified his name. The title of "A Thief Seeing Worry" is really something to complain about. Zheng Jian can't wait to send a knife to the guy who came up with this title!
Although the title of "Hui Tian Swordsman" is not very good, but at least it is much better than "Thieves Seeing Sorrow" and "Reckless King Kong", isn't it?
Thinking about it this way, Zheng Jian felt a lot more comfortable in his heart. At least he was more capable than Xiao Meng. Xiao Meng was suffering, but he tried to rectify his name!
Although this method is somewhat detrimental...
But from a result-oriented point of view, not only did I achieve my goal, but I also gained resentment points, gaining both fame and fortune!
Beautiful!
Turning his head and glanced at the Yuelai Inn, which has already been scattered, Zheng Jian's old shopkeeper's old face appeared in his heart again, "We still have to try it out, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and one martial arts world cannot accommodate two traversers!"
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In the middle of the night, Zheng Jian changed into a special black suit for murder and arson, and sneaked into the Yuelai Inn. Thinking that the old shopkeeper might be a time traveler, Zheng Jian felt unbearable!
Assuming that he is also a time traveler, then today's temptation has exposed the fact that he is a time traveler, that is to say, he has alerted the snake!
For this purpose, Zheng Jian set a policy, three plans, five schemes and seven methods, and made full preparations for all possible backhands of the old shopkeeper, so he stepped in.
The inn was already closed, and the backyard was also dark. Zheng Jian first gathered his true energy and listened carefully, "Well, the breathing is long and the snoring sound, the plan can continue!"
After reaching the old shopkeeper's room, he listened carefully and found that the snoring sound was still there, so Zheng Jian quietly opened the window and went in.
After entering, Zheng Jian first glanced at the beams, but there was no one there.
There is no way, in the impression of such a plot, the opponents are aware of it early, and then lie in ambush on the beam...
Tiptoed to the bed.
"Horrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
Hearing this, Zheng Jian frowned, directly touched the acupoints, and then grabbed the old shopkeeper's wrist, and penetrated his true energy. If the old shopkeeper is a time traveler, in the world of martial arts, he must have high or low martial arts!
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