I am not a serious young man

"You're talking nonsense!" The two said in unison again.

"Look, it's solid, right?" Zheng Jian said with a cheap smile.

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Chapter 188 Flick, Then Flick

Shi Feixuan and Houhou stopped talking, and stared at each other angrily, then turned their faces away together.

Zheng Jian didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and continued: "Hey, I guess you must be twins! When you were born, Zhu Yuyan and Fan Qinghui were fighting. When the two were at each other, they happened to find you, so each of you hugged each other. Take me as a disciple, and agree that after 20 years, the two of you will compete!"

"It's just that, even though they are twins, they have to draw their swords against each other because of their sect, and fight each other! Coincidentally, the two of you have similar martial arts skills. Even if you fight to the end, it is likely that you will stab me once, and I will stab you twice. ,perish together!"

"Poor, poor!"

What Zheng Jian said was full of voice and emotion, with a nose and an eye, so that Shi Feixuan and Wan Hou couldn't help but suspect...

"What evidence do you have?" Wan Hou stared at Shi Feixuan again and asked.

Zheng Jian smiled, "Look, even though Qin Chuan... um, no, Concubine Xuan is disguised as a man, but it can still be seen that she is a peerless beauty who has not escaped! Similarly, you are also a peerless beauty! Beauty! They are all the spirits of heaven and earth, right? Besides, do you two know who your mother is?"

Concubine Shixuan was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Houhou.

Wan Hou was taken aback for a moment, and at the same time looked at Shi Feixuan.

Then Qiqi shook his head, "I don't know!"

"I don't know... that's right!" Zheng Jian exaggeratedly exclaimed, "I don't even know who your mother is, which just shows that you may be twins!"

In the TVB drama version of "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", Concubine Shixuan and Shi Qingxuan are directly made into one person, so it is said that Concubine Shixuan is Bi Xiuxin's daughter. Isn't this nonsense?

Since TV dramas can be nonsense, Zheng Jian is also talking nonsense at this time. Anyway, the life experiences of the two women are actually a mystery, and Mr. Huang didn't explain it. Isn't he just fooling around?

Zheng Jian is already familiar with this kind of thing, the last time he fooled Pei Ju into his master, this time Zheng Jian is more confident.

Wan Hou and Shi Feixuan never thought about this possibility, and always felt that something was wrong, but after thinking about it, what Zheng Jian said seemed to make sense...

"Don't you believe me! I've heard such a story. Once I tell you, you will know! Come on, don't sit on the tree, come down like a monkey, this story is quite long , listen to my eloquence!"

At this moment, the two women were no longer at war, and when Hou Hou heard Zheng Jian say that she was a monkey, he was very angry.

The resentment value from Houhou +999.

"In the rivers and lakes, there used to be two people like this. One is a jade tree facing the wind, known as 'Yulang' Jiang Feng, and the other is a martial artist who is known as the world's number one hero, Yan Nantian..."

As soon as Zheng Jian opened his mouth, Hou Hou and Shi Feixuan curled their lips at the same time.

"The number one expert in the world is my master!" The two said in unison.

"Don't interrupt! They are all far behind! You are so brave to say it, are you willing to admit it? It's a story, listen to it!" Zheng Jian reprimanded.

The resentment value from Houhou +999.

The resentment value from Shi Feixuan is +666.

"But it said that Jiang Feng and his pregnant wife, Hua Yuenu, were attacked by the black-faced gentleman. With a sad smile, his wife let her Fenglang leave with tears. But Jiang Feng couldn't leave, he just wanted to hold him His wife's hand, begging the black-faced gentleman to let them die together..."

At first, the two women didn't think so, but following Zheng Jian's eloquence, the two fell into Zheng Jian's story unconsciously...

"Palace Master Lian Xing smiled slightly and said, 'If we take away one of the two children and keep one, Yan Nantian will definitely take the other and pass on his lifelong knowledge to him. Our sisters passed on his knowledge of Yihua Palace, and we have also grown up. In this way, their brothers will become sworn enemies'..."

When Zheng Jian spoke up to this point, he took a meaningful look at Shi Feixuan and Wan Wan who were listening to the story carefully, and began to talk again.

……

Until the red sun was setting and the sky was full of stars, Zheng Jian finally finished telling the story of "Peerless Twins".

As Hou Hou and Shi Feixuan listened, they already burst into tears before they knew it.

"There are such bizarre things in this world..." Shi Feixuan was crying.

"Fortunately, the truth came out in the end, and they were not allowed to perish together... Then Palace Master Yueyue was too bad!" Wan Wan cried like tears.

"After hearing this story, can you believe me a little now?" Zheng Jian sat on the grass, leaned back tactically, and glanced at the starry sky.

He smiled like an old fox, and he found that his level of fooling is getting higher and higher...

Look, when have you curly-haired baboons ever seen such fooling Shi Feixuan and Wanhou!

Most of the predecessors who traversed the brains of sperm, opened the harem!

How many people like me can turn fighting into sisters for Shi Feixuan and Houhou?After accomplishing this great deed, I will collect some resentment points, is that too much?

Not too much at all, okay?

I'm such a heifer playing with dynamite - awesome! (with arms crossed)

The two women looked at each other, and in a daze, they really felt a little bit of sympathy for each other.

Whether it is Shi Feixuan or Houhou, they all have a dreamlike absurd feeling, but after hearing this story, they are a little skeptical...

Don't say ten thousand, what if... it's true?

"No, I have to go back and ask my master for clarification!" Hou Hou stood up suddenly, his eyes full of determination.

"Me too! I want to go back and ask for clarification!" Shi Feixuan also got up at the same time, her little face tensed.

Looking at Shi Feixuan, Wan Wan said softly, "Then you don't care about the world?"

At this moment, Wan Wan's tone changed immediately...

Concubine Shixuan was taken aback for a moment, and immediately remembered her mission in Luoyang, and was a little embarrassed for a while. On the one hand, her own background was very important!On the other hand, I am also shouldering the mission of finding a wise king for all people in the world, which is equally important!

How to do?

Zheng Jian rubbed his hands together, and said with a shy smile, "Why not, how about I help you find Mingjun? Give me what you bring! I'll find him a master! How about it?"

"No!" Shi Feixuan and Houhou objected in unison, and immediately they looked at each other in astonishment!

So evil!

"It's fine if Concubine Shixuan doesn't want to, no, why are you objecting?" Zheng Jian is not happy, I've made you two become sisters with so much nonsense, why don't you appreciate me and tear it down?

Wan Wan looked at Zheng Jian with some embarrassment, "I...you, you are unreliable!"

Shi Feixuan was full of apology and said: "It's not Feixuan who refuses, it's brother Zheng...too evasive. Besides, He Shibi is not in Feixuan's hands..."

"Damn it!" Zheng Jian's mood was not beautiful in an instant, and he dared to fool around here for a long time, what good did he not get!

"Brother Zheng, don't be angry..." Ai Ai said.

"Forget it, I won't make it difficult for you! But don't blame me for not reminding you, I can almost guarantee that if you go back and ask your master, they will definitely say that you are an abandoned baby they picked up!"

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Chapter 189 Goodbye Ba Fenghan

Concubine Shi Xuan and Wan Wan left in a state of despair...

Zheng Jian looked at the equally beautiful and infinite backs of the two women, and the corners of his mouth turned up unconsciously.

"Duo good girl... It's a pity, after going back, I'm afraid they will be beaten by their master..." Zheng Jian sighed.

Zheng Jian could almost imagine the expressions of Fan Qinghui and Zhu Yuyan in his mind...

"Master, who are my parents? Do I still have a younger sister (sister)..."

Faced with this soul torture, Zheng Jian didn't know how Fan Qinghui and Zhu Yuyan would answer.

But one thing he can be sure of is that Zhu Yuyan can never tell about Wanhou's background!Even Fan Qinghui couldn't explain Shi Feixuan's life experience!

the reason is simple……

because……

Even Mr. Huang himself doesn't know...

The harder it is to say clearly, the more certain Wan Wan and Shi Feixuan will be preconceived. In this way, half of Zhu Yuyan and Fan Qinghui's 20 years of hard work has been wasted!

It is agreed that the heirs of the two families will compete for success, and the loser will not be allowed to join the WTO for 20 years.

The rules are well established, but now a Zheng Jian who doesn't follow the routine has mixed in, and he directly draws his salary from the bottom of the pot, so that the two sides of the competition can recognize each other as sisters!

How is this played?

Especially with the story of "Peerless Twins" as a foil, whether it is Wan Hou or Shi Feixuan, it is easy to substitute them into the little fish and Hua Wuque in the story!

Xiao Yu'er is free and easy, acts according to his preferences, and is quick-witted, somewhat similar to Wan Wan, right?

Hua Wuque is personable, his martial arts knowledge, temperament and demeanor shocked the world, and he is known as "Mr. Wuque". He is somewhat similar to Shi Feixuan, right?

As long as "Peerless Twins" is replaced with "Peerless Twins", there is almost no violation.

Then Houhou and Shifeixuan are both orphans, and they don't know who their parents are...

"Oh, I'm really as resourceful as the sea... While talking and laughing, the two powerful enemies will retreat without fighting!" Zheng Jian silently gave himself a compliment!

"Next, I'll wait for news from Uncle Fatty... As long as it is confirmed that He Shibi is in the Jingnian Temple, I will go directly to get it!" Zheng Jian thought happily.

As soon as he walked into the city, he ran into Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling who came hand in hand.

"Hey, Brother Zheng, you are really here!" Kou Zhong said pleasantly, "That's great! Now we are more sure!"

Zheng Jian looked at Kou Zhong, and had to say that Kou Zhong has really changed a lot since the last time we met, and now he has the temperament of a future young commander.

"Why are you more confident? Why are you looking for me?" Zheng Jian asked doubtfully.

"Brother Zheng! He's Bi! Haven't you heard? Cihang Jingzhai is going to use He's Bi to elect the emperor for the world!"

"Um, I heard... Wait, you don't want to snatch it, do you?" Zheng Jian said in surprise.

"That's right! I just want to grab it! If Shi Feixuan and that woman really give He's Bi to someone, it's equivalent to the whole world's Baidao forces supporting that person, so why should I fight for hegemony... I will definitely We want to grab it! Big brother Zheng, will you help us?" Kou Zhong said, with a fiery gleam in his eyes.

Zheng Jian remembered that in the original book, Kou Zhong seemed to have robbed Heshibi for this reason.

In fact, the truth is what Kou Zhong said, Cihang Jingzhai and Ning Daoqi's move is to create momentum, in the world, Cihang Jingzhai itself is the Holy Land of the White Way, the kind that everyone responds to!

There is Ning Daoqi as a thug, and Jingnian Temple as an ally...

This really means that you can do it, you can do it, and you can’t do it;

Say no, no, no, no!

Zheng Jian already had the idea of ​​taking He's Bi, nodded and said: "No problem! You are my brothers, if I don't help you, who will I help?"

"Great! One generation, two... No, now it is one generation, three brothers! No, there is also Lao Ba, four brothers! Our four brothers join forces, no matter what Ning Daoqi and Shi Feixuan, we will definitely win Come and He Shibi!" Kou Zhong shouted excitedly.

Xu Ziling looked at Kou Zhong speechlessly...

Seeing this, Zheng Jian didn't know that they and Ba Fenghan had become life and death brothers.

But Zheng Jian is not unhappy about this, each has its own fate...

Anyway, when it's time to squeeze out the value of resentment, you have to squeeze it out!

Speaking of which, I don't know if Ba Fenghan has recovered from the previous blow, hey, I haven't seen him for more than two years, the wool should have grown a lot, right?

"By the way, Brother Zheng, you don't know who Lao Ba is, do you? Let me tell you, although Lao Ba is a Turk, he is bold by nature. It's not bad! Let's go, I'll take you to find him."

Zheng Jian smiled and said nothing, of course I know Ba Fenghan, and I knew him earlier than you...

When the three of them arrived at Xinzhong Bridge in Luoyang City, Ba Fenghan had already been waiting here for a long time.

When he saw Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling, Ba Fenghan greeted him happily, and when he saw Zheng Jian's face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Ba Fenghan was shocked.

"Kou Zhong, Zi Ling, retreat quickly! Zheng Jian, come at me if you have something to do, don't touch my brother!" Ba Fenghan put his hands on his waist, holding a knife in one hand and a sword in the other, a group of tense people.

Kou Zhong and Xu Ziling were stunned for a moment...

Zheng Jianxie said with a smile: "Can't you tell? They have already fallen into Zheng's hands! You can save them if you want, why not... you cut off your own arm! One arm for their two lives, how about it, Is it a good deal?"

Ba Feng was dripping with cold sweat, "You really mean what you say!"

Zheng Jian smiled, "Really!"

The smile that fell into Ba Fenghan's eyes was as terrifying as a devil's smile.

Without any hesitation, he immediately drew his knife and slashed at his left arm...

Kou Zhong turned pale with shock, Jing Zhongyue burst out a yellow glow, blocking Ba Fenghan's knife, "Old Ba! What are you doing?"