My 30 years of touching corpses in Yizhuang

"Mom! Why did you die before you married us all?"

"Mom! You left before you gave me your gold bracelet."

The atmosphere suddenly froze.

big mouth girl:

"I see everyone is so sad, I'm just kidding."

The women immediately complained to each other.

Lin Xiang belonged to the first front in the morgue, and was bombarded indiscriminately, so it was inevitable that he would be affected. He covered his ears and complained:

"No wonder the yamen servants are hiding far away, it's really annoying."

The eldest of the two brothers waiting outside to carry the body said:

"I think he's afraid of seeing his lover."

"I've done everything, so what are you afraid of?"

"Despicable."

"Makes sense."

Lin Xiang chatted with them for a while, and the people inside had cried and quarreled enough.

The worker who carried the corpse went in and put two bamboo poles through the sleeves of the corpse, and easily lifted the corpse up and carried it outside.

"Slow down, lift up slowly."

The women chased after them, leaving behind a scent that Lin Xiang could linger on for a long time.

After they left, Lin Xiang noticed that there were ten taels of silver on the table, but he didn't put it away.

Lying by the door basking in the sun.

I thought today was another day when there were no dead bodies to touch.

The two brothers who carried the corpse carried the old bustard's corpse out of Yizhuang, and then carried another corpse to Lin Xiang.

The yamen servant followed behind. When he saw Lin Xiang, he immediately asked:

"Where are the ten taels of silver that those women left you?"

Lin Xiang pointed to the silver on the table.

The yamen servant immediately went in and put the ten taels of silver into his sleeve, and then began to explain:

"This corpse is a juggler who walks around the streets to show off his skills. He was beaten to death because he offended Mr. Xing. I will ask you to touch the corpse, and then let the two brothers throw it in the mass grave."

"understood."

The yamen servant waited for the two brothers who carried the corpse to come out of the morgue, and locked Lin Xiang inside to touch the corpse.

According to the rules, Lin Xiang first lit two sticks of incense and stuck them on the two feet of the corpse.

As for why he did this, except for the corpse toucher, no one else in the world really understood.

A rule that belongs exclusively to corpse touchers.

After death, people will go to eighteen levels of hell. They have to go through eighteen kinds of tribulations before they can be reincarnated. The most painful and saddest of these eighteen kinds of tribulations are mountains of swords and seas of fire.

The deceased needs to use the money he brought to bribe the imp to walk on the sidewalk.

Once the corpse is sent to the corpse-finder, and all his belongings are wiped out, how can he bribe the little devil.

The corpse toucher also understands that blindly cutting off children and grandchildren will not last long. In order to make up for the dead and accumulate virtue for himself, he lit two sticks of incense on his feet. If he has no money, he can't bribe the little ghost, but he can pass through the underworld.

So sticking two sticks of incense on the feet counts as the convenience of the living and the convenience of the dead.

When Lin Xiang touched the corpse, he moved up inch by inch according to the previous order.

The corpse in front of him was a juggler during his lifetime, so he didn't expect to have any valuables. If there were any, it was just a few taels of silver.

Lin Xiang touched his arms all the way, something came out.

Putting his hand into the sleeve, he took it out carefully, and it turned out to be a jade ring, crystal clear, with a natural pattern on it, like two dragons entangled, even if Lin Xiang didn't know much, he knew it was priceless.

Rather underestimate him.

Juggling can have such a treasure, it must be stolen.

Then take the golden hairpin on the woman's head.

Extraordinarily delicate.

As soon as you look at it, you will go to a big family.

The two things were carefully placed on the iron plate.

Lin Xiang reached out and took out the last item in his sleeve.

It is a small book.

"Sleeves"

【Records】

【Records of the Southern Little Monkey】

(Surnamed Nan, surnamed Xiaohou, aged 25, a craftsman who walks the streets and performs tricks, and is occasionally dragged by his pretty wife to plow the fields.

Nan Xiaohou's parents died at the age of five, in order to beg for food, he traveled from the south to the north to beg for food.

With cleverness, by chance, he worshiped a master.His master is ruthless and likes to do various grafting experiments with human bodies, such as sawing off a human arm and connecting it to a monkey's arm and so on.

After the master was drunk, Nan Xiaohou accidentally heard that he was about to attack him, so he defected from the master's gate overnight, and lived in Pingyang mansion by walking around the streets.

Until one day when he was performing for a lonely widow, he was dragged to plow the fields, and he got a tael of silver as a bonus afterward, which was much more than he earned from performing hard work. Seduce the little daughter-in-law.

Although life is tiring, it is tiring and happy.

He thought that the happy days would continue as before, until he was called into the Xingfu to celebrate the old lady's birthday in the backyard, everything changed.

Not long ago, Mr. Xing married an actor and became the wife of the eighth room. After a few days, she put it aside and ignored it. The eighth wife is young and has seen the world. How can she bear loneliness? together.

The two agreed that Mrs. Eight would steal some valuables and then fly away. Unexpectedly, this was discovered, and Nan Xiaohou was beaten to death. Mrs. Eight's life and death are uncertain.