"I have endured the ups and downs before, and I can withstand whatever you say in the future!"
"bring it on!"
"..."
Li Ze nodded, with a look of unbearable, seeing the woman frowned, and said indignantly.
"Originally, after I stunned him, things should have been smooth sailing!"
"but!"
Li Ze looked puzzled.
"Hey, your boss's phone hasn't been hung up for a few minutes, and the people from the crematorium are calling again!"
The woman's face froze.
"They said... what?"
……
"Hey……"
Li Ze sighed softly, looking at the woman with some doubts.
"The people at the crematorium said that your horse is too fat to fit in the urn, so I suggest you use a coffin!"
"rtyseyt yhsr……"
The puzzled expression on Li Ze's face became more and more intense.
"Isn't your horse a fucking Hulk, that big pile of ashes?"
"Do you still need to replace the urn with a coffin?"
"Is this too exaggerated?"
"..."
"Pfft...hahahahahaha!"
The high school student couldn't bear it any longer, his reserved smile at the beginning turned into a hissing laugh like a ghost!
……
"Green...Hulk!"
"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
"Duang!"
"Duang!"
"Duang!"
The woman's boyfriend couldn't hold back again, he reached out and hammered the table frantically, making a huge crash!
While hammering and laughing.
"I really don't want to laugh... 彁彁彁!"
"Hulk... blah blah blah!"
"..."
"Why are you laughing again?"
The woman directly turned into a black phantom, and a black dress flashed in front of Li Ze and everyone present!
Like a black lightning!
"Chong!"
A sharp knife was directly on the man's neck.
"Laugh again..."
"Kill you!"
"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
……
The smile on the man's face faded instantly, and even the half-smile stopped abruptly, turning into a hiccup that resounded through the hall!
"..."
"Made..."
The woman looked around, taking in everyone's expressions.
"Do you think I'm just a joke?"
"Is this thing really so funny?"
"..."
Li Ze: "I think it's average!"
Jiang Xun'er: "It's okay, barely funny!"
Jiang Hongzhang: "Hmm... probably the funniest thing I've ever seen, hahaha hiccup~"
The middle-aged nurse smiled slightly and crossed her arms.
The high school student tightened his schoolbag in fear and shrank back!
"..."
The woman looked at the other people who were silent, and then at the extremely arrogant Li Ze and the other three, she was startled for a moment!
A strange thought rose from her mind.
……
This Li Ze...couldn't be playing tricks on himself?
Isn't the task given to me by my boss to kill Li Ze?
Then let Li Ze listen to him on the phone?
Even... Li Ze was still planning and planning by the side, and accompanied his boss to answer three calls in a row?
……
"hiss……"
The woman gasped, feeling that something was wrong the more she thought about it!
Immediately, he turned his attention to Li Ze who was smiling.
asked nervously.
"I have a question……"
"Why is there a problem with my mother's cremation? The crematorium wants to call our boss. I obviously left my phone number."
Li Ze was startled.
Then he scratched his chin anxiously.
"hiss……"
"Did the crematorium leave your phone number?"
"Didn't you keep your boss?"
"..."
The woman became more and more puzzled, but she didn't realize that something was wrong, she just nodded slightly.
"Yeah, you should be looking for me if something happened, right?"
"Shouldn't be..."
……
"emmm..."
Li Ze pondered for a while, then looked up at the woman.
Spreading his hands candidly.
"I'm not pretending anymore, I'm showing my cards!"
"Actually, I lied to you. I just want to take advantage of you and scold you by the way!"
"Hey hey hey!"
……
As soon as Li Ze finished speaking, the expression on the woman's face froze instantly, and then it turned black like an iron pot!
"You...you lied to me in the previous words?"
"I'm going to be cremated...in fact, nothing happened?"
Li Ze looked confused.
"If there are no accidents, there should be no problem with your horse's cremation."
"but……"
Li Ze's complexion was slightly heavy.
"I really shouldn't lie to you, it's bad behavior!"
"..."
"you……"
Li Ze's apology stunned the woman, she never expected that a strong man like Li Ze would apologize after doing something wrong...
Immediately, his face softened a little.
Just about to open my mouth to speak...
suddenly!
Li Ze raised his head abruptly, and smiled narrowly at the woman.
Slowly opened his mouth!
"Hehehe~"
"sorry!"
"Next time I'll lie to you!"
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"..."
The woman's expression of choosing to forgive Li Ze just showed half of it, and it was directly stuck on her face, her whole face twitched and looked at Li Ze.
"You... what the hell are you talking about?"
"Can you say that again!"
Li Ze chuckled, and glanced at the woman who was gradually going berserk with disdain.
He sneered!
"Obviously I heard it, what the hell are you pretending to be 13, and I won't say anything, I won't give you a chance to pretend to be 13!"
"Are you angry?!"
"Silly batch!"
"..."
"Gan!"
The woman couldn't bear it any longer!
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