"Did dad spray you?"
"You are a toad on National Highway 108, pretending to be an Aston Martin!"
"..."
"You...you are sick!"
"This is 15!"
"Brothers, I can't beat this one!"
"..."
"15, 15, what the hell do you know about 15!"
"You still play games like you, you should take a rest, this game is a big deal for you, download it quickly, and go to the next happy game, it's very suitable for you!"
"..."
And when Ma Depi sprayed nine times in one second and was madly outputting at his teammates and the opponent, Ma Depi did not forget to manipulate his heroes to invade the opposite wild area again.
"Are you sick on the other side?"
"Play a game and play it well. Why are you swearing when you have nothing to do?"
The jungler Juggernaut on the opposite side couldn't stand it anymore.
Stand by the red buff, and start typing on the public screen.
"Whoosh!"
"Brush!"
Just as he was halfway through the blow, Kayn's body burst out of the grass.
Raising your hand is a flat A plus a Q!
The Juggernaut's blood volume was directly reduced by one-third.
"Tong!"
A fiery red bearer descended from the sky, directly killing the red buff!
"Brush!"
Kayn in Ma Depi's hand directly rose to the second level!
"wipe!"
After the second increase to W, Kayn directly applied a layer of damage acceleration and deceleration to the Juggernaut who wanted to escape, then leveled A and added a period of Q, and then leveled A again!
"Kayn killed the Promise Sword Master!"
Juggernaut: "..."
"WDNMD!"
Chapter 203 What the hell am I falling for?
"have a look!"
Ma Depi, who killed the Juggernaut, was very proud, and raised his proud chest to the water friends who were watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room.
Pointing to himself.
"I just said, I'm sure I'll be C, and you still think I'm just bragging?"
"Are you dumbfounded?"
"Hey hey hey..."
Ma Depi grinned, and his two front teeth were immediately exposed, and the water friends watching the live broadcast were stunned.
……
"Come out, rabbit horse!"
"That man is serious!"
"The anchor has learned a lot!"
"Be a troll first, let the opponent put down the keyboard, and we will win this game!"
"It turns out that this is the anchor's magic weapon!"
"66666!"
"..."
"hey-hey……"
Seeing the 666 that kept popping up on the bullet screen and the compliments from the water friends, Ma Depi smiled slightly, went back to the city directly, and released an upgraded version of the jungle knife.
Said to the young lady in the middle lane.
"You see, young lady."
"This is my strength!"
"..."
"Amazing!"
"Little brother, your tactics are good, first let them relax their vigilance, and then kill them with one blow!"
"Is this from Sun Tzu's Art of War?"
"..."
"What is Sun Tzu's Art of War?"
Ma Depi was slightly taken aback.
As an anchor who has basically never read a book, Ma Depi has no idea what Sun Tzu's Art of War is. When he heard the young lady praise him so much, he suddenly smiled.
An arrogant smile was directly shown in the live broadcast room!
"Ha ha!"
"You said this is a tactic!"
"This tactic is entirely my original creation. The idiot's grandson's art of war, I think it should be the horse's art of war!"
"Hahahaha!"
……
After hearing what Ma Depi said, the barrage in the live broadcast paused slightly, and instantly went crazy!
"..."
"That's right, the fact that Ma Depi is uneducated is a stone hammer!"
"I'm dying of laughter, hhhh... Ma Zi's Art of War!"
"How dare I return Kaizi's Art of War!"
"..."
"This anchor has something, let's pay attention to it first."
"..."
"Pfft!"
The young lady who was playing the video laughed directly at Ma Depi in Mic.
"Little brother..."
"Sun Tzu's Art of War is the earliest military book in China and the earliest military book in the world, don't you know?"
Ma Depi: "..."
"Uh……"
"I know!"
Matt smiled awkwardly.
"Of course I know it was written by our Huaxia grandson. This book is so well written. I used to read it every day!"
"Hey……"
Ma Depi showed a heroic and lonely look to the live broadcast camera.
"One thing to say."
"Sun Tzu's Art of War is not as practical as the method I have studied."
"I can spray people, but my grandson can't!"
"So, someone like me secretly thinks that I'm better!"
"..."
"Uh……"
The young lady was speechless for a while.
Then I thought about it, no matter!
The opposite of Mai is the boss who is playing with the order this time. You have to play with the boss comfortably before you can renew the order. Let’s follow along!
"Yes!"
The little sister tried to make herself laugh.
"You're better, little brother."
"Water has no form, soldiers have no form!"
"My little brother's strategy is more proficient, cowhide!"
"..."
"Hahaha... I can't do it anymore, this young lady can lick a little bit!"
"The horse is so inflated now!"
"Yeah yeah!"
"This guy actually stood up in front of Miss Sister today, it's so unscientific!"
"Pooh!"
"I'm going to step back!"
"I came in to have a meal. My fucking rice is already steamed. Can you show me this?"
"..."
Ignored the mockery of himself on the barrage.
After Ma Depi heard Miss Sister's praise, he immediately laughed contentedly.
"Hey……"
"Miss Sister is really discerning and talented!"
"Just watch!"
"This is the opposite of me helping you kill you!"
"it is good!"
The little sister's eyes lit up, she nodded immediately, is it finally my turn?
……
"hey!"
"Kassadin in the middle, why are you so ugly?"
"If you're so ugly, why are you here to play games? Hurry up and hang up in the spring, call a plastic surgery hospital, and rebuild the structure!"
"..."
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