"Wu Yujia, a well-known gourmet in mainland China, has the title of 'Gourmet Appraiser'!"
"..."
"Who is watching you?"
Li Ze rolled his eyes and slid straight down.
Slid to Wu Yujia's information section.
"Measurements: 94,65,92!"
"hiss……"
Li Ze gasped directly.
"This……"
"Isn't this the most standard golden figure?"
"How can you have such a figure for a gourmet foodie? What kind of a liar are you?"
"..."
"real……"
The pig-headed girl who fell on the ground wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Could there be any mistakes in Baidu Encyclopedia?"
"You don't believe that I am Wu Yujia, you have to believe this kind of official stuff!"
"..."
"Fine!"
Li Ze put down his phone, looked at the poor pig-headed girl, and shook his head slightly.
"Baidu White Goose is finished."
"Where is your tape measure?"
"Let me measure your measurements in person to see if the data on Baidu Encyclopedia are right or not!"
"..."
"it is good!"
When the pig-headed girl heard what Li Ze said, she gritted her teeth and nodded.
"The tape measure is at the bottom of the kitchen cupboard, you can see it when you open the cupboard!"
"Ok!"
Li Ze nodded.
He squatted down, opened the cupboard, and took out a roll of pink measuring tape inside.
After untiing it, he held it in his hand and nodded to the pig-headed girl, and said with a blank expression.
"bring it on!"
"How about lying dead on the ground?"
"Stand up quickly, let me measure your measurements!"
"you……"
Wu Yujia was startled for a moment.
"You measure?!"
"Shouldn't it be...is this lady taking my measurements? You are a big man..."
A hint of reluctance appeared on the face of the pig-headed girl.
"It's not very convenient, is it?"
"..."
"Harmful!"
Li Ze rolled his eyes at the pig-headed girl.
"As long as you look like this, even if you have a devil figure, I don't feel it at all. Can you have a clear understanding of your own conditions?"
Pig-headed girl: "..."
"you……"
"Whoosh..."
The pig-headed girl looked at the serious Li Ze, and immediately became angry.
However, there is only one way to prove that he is Wu Yujia now, if Li Ze is not allowed to prove it.
I'm afraid myself...
Life and death are unpredictable!
"..."
"Row!"
The pig-headed girl gritted her teeth and looked at Li Ze, then nodded vigorously.
In order to survive, she can still accept this little grievance!
"Harmful!"
"Wouldn't it be better if it was earlier?"
"You have to talk to me a little bit, what a waste of time?"
Wu Yujia: "..."
"All right!"
"bring it on!"
Li Ze waved directly at Wu Yujia.
"Turn around, I'll test your first one first to see if your first one's data is exactly the same as Baidu Encyclopedia!"
"Sigh..."
Li Ze directly pulled the tape measure, and it fit perfectly on Le Zhutou girl's body.
"Sigh..."
"Sigh..."
The tape measure kept changing its position in Li Ze's hands, and it was also rubbing against the pig-headed girl tightly, changing different forms.
"you……"
The pig-headed girl's face instantly turned rosy.
"Can you do it?"
"Don't push!"
Li Ze rolled his eyes directly at the pig-headed girl.
"I'm concentrating on the test right now. If you give me another comparison, if my test is not up to standard, you will die!"
Pig-headed girl: "..."
"Well……"
Feeling the tape measure in Li Ze's hand, the pig-headed girl felt a little uncomfortable for a moment.
"call……"
"96!"
"hiss……"
Li Ze gasped as he looked at the size measured by the tape measure in his hand;
"It's so wrong!"
"You are obviously 96, which is completely different from what is written on Baidu Encyclopedia..."
Li Ze looked directly at the piggy girl viciously.
"How dare you lie to me?!"
"No……"
"No!"
"fart!"
Li Ze directly held up the measurement on the tape and placed it in front of the pig-headed girl, poking her pig's head and said.
"Look at it!"
"What the hell are you looking at!"
"Is this 96?"
"Ok?"
"..."
The pig-headed girl was taken aback for a while.
"Yes……"
"It is indeed 96..."
"Yup!"
Li Ze threw the measuring tape directly on the piggy girl's face.
"It's 96, so there's no problem?"
"You wrote 94 on Baidu Encyclopedia. What are you trying to do to me here?"
"..."
"not like this……"
The pig-headed girl burst into tears in a hurry. He looked at the scale on the tape measure and the scale he had uploaded on Baidu Encyclopedia, and was stunned for a while.
Is it...
Suddenly, the pig-headed girl seemed to remember something, and said to Li Ze with bright eyes.
"I see!"
"I know, it's because of the papaya and pork trotter porridge!"
"What the hell?"
Li Ze was taken aback.
"What the hell is this about papaya and pig's trotter porridge?"
"Harmful!"
The pig-headed girl suddenly regained her spirits.
"This relationship is getting bigger. Some time ago, I promised my water friends to make a 'bigger' set meal. One of them was papaya and pig's trotter porridge. I didn't expect..."
"It worked!"
"Hahahahaha..."
Having said that, the pig-headed girl couldn't restrain her happiness any longer, and let her life go down.
"Ha ha……"
"belch!"
Suddenly, Li Ze stretched out his hand and hit the pig-headed girl with a heavy hammer!
"Laughing? How the hell do you know how to laugh?"
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