"No?"
Jiang Xun'er looked innocently at the burly man with a purple face standing in front of him.
"I..."
Jiang Xun'er opened her mouth, and rustic rural dialects came out immediately.
"I haven't practiced before, and I haven't been to Shaolin Temple..."
"I grow crops at home, wield a hoe every day, and have the strength!"
"but……"
Jiang Xun'er squinted at the burly man.
"Looking at you beating an old man like this, you have big muscles all over your body, why are you so unrestrained?"
"well……"
"I didn't do it on purpose. If anything happens to your body, it's not my fault!"
The burly man: "..."
"This one……"
"This young lady."
The burly man couldn't hold back any longer, he just sat down on the ground, looked aggrievedly at Jiang Xun'er who stood in front of him with an innocent face and said in pain.
"It's not your fault!"
"Brother, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm usually fierce. How can I be knocked down by you, a little girl like a crop girl?"
"..."
"Harmful!"
Li Ze glanced at the side, and said disdainfully to the burly man sitting on the ground.
"No, no, no, what reason do you think you are a big man looking for?"
"Get up quickly."
"Don't forget the promise you just made!"
"promise?"
The burly man was stunned for a moment, looked at Li Ze standing in front of him with a confused face, and asked Li Ze with some puzzlement.
"What promise?"
"hiss……"
Li Ze gasped suddenly.
"I said you kid was out of your mind at the time, or did you dare not mention this on purpose?"
"What you said just now, if you can't hold Jiang Xun'er's punch, you'll spit on your head, why do you want to deny it now?"
"..."
"This……"
The burly man blushed immediately, and swallowed when he looked at Li Ze and Jiang Xun'er beside him.
"Who said that I, Old Li, want to deny it? My old Li has always said the same thing, you guys watch it for me, and I will perform a handstand and spit on the sky for you!"
"..."
"it is good!"
Li Ze nodded and smiled slightly at Jiang Xun'er beside him.
"Hi!"
"Xun'er, it's such a good show, did you bring a little maza for watching the show?"
"Harmful!"
Jiang Xun'er rolled her eyes at Li Ze, and then showed off her unlined clothes that she could see clearly at a glance.
"I'm not a grandpa or aunt who eats melons. How could I run around with my little horse every day?"
"Hey……"
Li Ze sighed.
"Then there is no other way, we can only watch this kind of scene!"
"Harmful!"
When Jiang Xun'er heard this, she immediately rolled her eyes at Li Ze.
"Who said that there is no little Maza, so we have to watch it?"
"brush!"
Jiang Xun'er immediately put her hand into her pocket, and just like that, a handful of melon seeds appeared in her hand.
Jiang Xun'er smiled proudly at Li Ze, and then opened her mouth to speak.
"Look at me, what is this?"
"Choose it yourself. Do you want creamy, spiced or garlic?"
Li Ze was startled.
"You have all of them?"
"Harmful!"
Jiang Xun'er rolled her eyes immediately.
"I don't have any here, just this caramel flavor, whether you like it or not, you will fall down if you don't eat it!"
"hiss……"
"Give me a little more."
Although he doesn't like eating caramel-flavored melon seeds, Li Ze reluctantly grabbed a handful of melon seeds from Jiang Xun'er's hand for the sake of having a good show.
Standing aside, he and Jiang Xun'er kowtowed melon seeds side by side.
"Crack..."
"Xun'er, tell me, will this man spit in the sky after a while, will it fly back into your face?"
"Harmful!"
"Is that even a question?"
"Spitting in the sky will definitely return to my face. Why don't you just watch it and see how this uncle spit on himself?"
"???"
The burly man stared at Jiang Xun'er and asked in surprise.
"Didn't you say you are a rural girl?"
"What about your accent?
"Oh……"
"sorry!"
Jiang Xun'er smiled at the burly man, then looked at the latter embarrassedly and said with a smile.
"That what..."
"I didn't do it on purpose, don't worry about it, please start your performance!"
"Um……"
The burly man suddenly felt uncomfortable and sighed. Although he was reluctant, he must do what he said!
"it is good!"
"I'm here to show you a spit in the sky!"
"Whoa!"
The burly man got up straight from the ground, put his hands on the ground, stood upside down, smiled hard at the two of them, and was about to spit into the sky.
"Wait!"
Suddenly, a voice appeared in everyone's ears, and the sound of light footsteps suddenly appeared at the end of the street in the middle of the night.
"Oh?"
Li Ze's eyes narrowed slightly.
"I didn't expect to catch so many small fish in the middle of the night. It seems that I have gained a lot tonight!"
Li Ze smiled coldly.
"Who is coming?"
"My surname is Zhang, you can call me Zhang Tianli!"
"I am the number one general under the throne of the Fox King. Can I stop here for the sake of my face?"
"pat..."
Heavy footsteps appeared under the dim street lights, and a middle-aged man with a sullen face suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
"open**?"
The man standing on his head and the little girl with a confused face were startled, and they yelled at the man in front of them at the same time.
"okay!"
The middle-aged man called Mrs. Zhang immediately glared at the two of them.
"As the Fox King, it's so embarrassing."
"Just wait to go back and accept the punishment!"
"Hey~"
Li Ze directly interrupted Mrs. Zhang to teach the little girl and the strong man.
"I don't really think so."
"You said that the two of them are more embarrassed tonight, then..."
Li Ze smiled coldly at Zhang Tianli.
"Would you like to come up and try?"
"Give a sample to your subordinates?"
"..."
"Humph!"
Zhang Tianli snorted coldly, raised his feet and walked slowly in front of Li Ze, and asked the latter with a gloomy face.
"Try?"
"What kind of test?"
"Harmful!"
Li Ze smiled slightly.
"It's very simple, it's still the same as before."
"You and my younger sister Jiang Xun'er, fight each other in a circle, whoever can't hold on first will lose, how about it?"
"Do you dare to compare?"
"she?"
Zhang ** pointed to the petite Jiang Xun'er next to Li Ze, and said with a look of disdain.
"Don't regret it, he has such small arms and legs."
"It's no problem if you let her fight first!"
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