"It's still Xiaotiangou's favorite dog bone!"
Li Ze: "..."
"tui!"
"Then you've been talking about it for a long time, and it's just a dog bone! What's the use of this f*cking thing?"
"Can I still eat it?"
The system paused for a second or two.
Then he said quietly in Li Ze's mind.
"you guessed right!"
"Xiaotian dog's favorite dog bone (blue): the owner has the most delicious taste in the world, and no dog can resist its temptation!"
"Attention: Xiaotian dog poisoned it before it was lost, don't give it to your dog!"
"Special attention: the poison on it is very strong, even gods and ghosts can't handle it! (Don't steal it yourself!)"
Li Ze: "..."
"I understand that this bone belongs to the Roaring Sky Dog, but I also understand that it should be poisoned before throwing it away!"
Li Ze's expression gradually became irritable.
"But what do you mean by adding a sentence at the end, don't steal it yourself?"
"You look down on me, Mr. Li?"
Li Ze looked unhappy.
"You think I'll steal it?"
system:"……"
"Shall I show you the rewards of the lottery first?"
The system cautiously probed.
"Take it out!"
Li Ze still doesn't believe it, isn't this just a dog's bone?
How tempting can it be, and you can't help but take a bite?
……
"it is good!"
With the sound of the system's promise, it fell!
"brush!"
Li Ze's light flashed in the middle of the week, and a huge half-meter-long stick bone appeared in Li Ze's hands!
"..."
"Guru..."
An indescribable and wonderful fragrance immediately spread from Li Ze's hands.
Li Ze looked at the bone in his hand in disbelief, and swallowed!
"This...is really Xiaotiangou's favorite dog bone?!"
"This smell is too delicious!"
Li Ze was confused.
He began to doubt!
How can a senior dog eat such delicious dog bones?
"I... can I have a bite?"
system:"……"
"No! You will die if you eat it!"
Li Ze: "I only take a small bite..."
System: "No! You will really die!"
The saliva in Li Ze's mouth flowed like a waterfall.
"I...then it's always okay if I lick it?"
System: "Then...you try?"
Li Ze: "OJBK!"
"Hiss..."
"Uh……"
……
This is a sad story……
For the next four hours of driving, Li Ze sat slumped in his seat, his eyes glazed over and his mouth drooling.
Holding a big bone stick in both hands, motionless.
Chapter 54 Big Bone Stick Takes Triple Kill!
"Brother Ze?"
Su Ling jumped out from the marriage certificate on Li Ze and sat next to Li Ze.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Hold such a big bone stick?"
suddenly……
An indescribable fragrance emanated from the big bone stick in Li Ze's hand!
"Hiss..."
Su Ling reached out and poked the big bone stick.
"Brother Ze!"
"Where did you get this in your hand? Why is it so fragrant?"
Li Ze: "..."
The toxicity on the big bone stick is too strong, even Li Ze's body, which has been tempered by the system and evil spirit, can't stop even one bite!
At this moment, only the eyeballs of his body could move.
Looking at Su Ling, Li Ze's eyeballs rolled wildly!
Shouting in my heart at the same time!
"Don't! Don't!"
"Don't be tempted by the smell of this big bone stick, this thing can't be eaten!"
Su Ling: "..."
"Guru..."
"Brother Ze, what do you mean by not talking?"
"Then if you don't speak, I'll take a bite, huh?"
Li Ze: "..."
"Then I'll have a taste!"
After observing for a few seconds, Su Ling saw that Li Ze was motionless, and happily picked up the big stick in Li Ze's arms.
"Crack!"
Su Ling gently broke off a small piece of rotten bone.
Slowly put it into the mouth.
"Sizzle!"
Su Ling was taken aback!
After experiencing the incomparable fragrance, a tingly and numb feeling swept over her whole body in an instant!
"Uh……"
Before he could react, Su Ling found that he couldn't move!
"I see through!"
"..."
"What the hell is going on? My old lady is at the level of a thousand-year-old red-clothed ghost!"
Completely speechless, Su Ling could only roar wildly in her heart!
"..."
"Hey……"
Li Ze opened his eyes and watched Su Ling walk in his footsteps step by step, and sighed in his heart.
"This thing..."
"It's really fierce!"
system:"……"
"What did you do so early?"
"You didn't believe what I said just now, now it's uncomfortable!"
Li Ze: "..."
……
"what?"
Zhang Cailiang, who was wandering blindly in the car, was taken aback for a moment, and slightly exclaimed when he saw Li Ze and Su Ling who were motionless.
"What's the matter?"
Zhang Cailiang slowly approached Li Ze and Su Ling.
"you two……"
He stretched out his hand and shook his hand gently in front of Li Ze and Su Ling.
"Why don't you shoot?"
"Um……?"
Suddenly, Zhang Cailiang, who was close to Li Ze and Su Ling, felt an indescribably wonderful fragrance!
"Sniff..."
"Fuck!"
"Brother Ze, when did you buy this big bone stick in your hand? Why didn't I find out?"
Li Ze: "..."
Su Ling: "..."
The eyeballs of the two rolled wildly, wanting to tell Zhang Liangcai that this thing is not edible, it is poisonous!
"..."
Zhang Cailiang was taken aback.
Looking at Li Ze and Su Ling who were blinking wildly, they scratched their heads.
"what does it mean?"
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