Sleepwalking can be cured, but it takes time.This time will be very long...
It's a pity that Lisa doesn't have the time herself.
Ye Pingan felt that there was nothing wrong with this.
A woman who cares about her own career is better than living by a man.
The most painful thing in life is never to increase the price of instant noodles, but to always look forward. "Whenever you want to get medical treatment, just come to me on May [-]." At the security checkpoint, Ye Pingan smiled and waved to Lisa.
The three beauties are also waving to Lisa who is fast checking the tickets.
Lisa is beautiful and has a great appetite.
But Ye Ping'an felt that he hadn't reached the point where he couldn't choose what to eat.
Neptune fish farming also depends on the species of the fish.
Moreover.
He also doesn't want alien species in his ponds.
In case of being invaded by species, it will cause disaster.
What's more.
Ye Ping'an knew very well that this was a... test!
A beautiful star suddenly picks off your face.
I have become friends with you and let you see the opportunity to get off the phone.
How many boys can stand this test?So... who is testing him?
Hospital, office.
Ye Pingan held the mobile phone and looked at the sweet little beauty in the video with a smile.
She is also a little beauty who can switch between Lolita, Royal Sister, Lady, Queen, and Boss at will... "Dad, your stinking treasure misses you so much, why~!" Through the video, Mu Youtian gave He gave Ye Pingan a sweet kiss.
With that small appearance, it seemed that Ye Ping'an had done something that made her very satisfied. "Really?"
Ye Pingan smiled softly and happily, "Since you miss Dad so much, how about a good girl teach Dad to chase after girls?"
Mu Youtian couldn't laugh anymore.
After getting various warnings from someone.
It has been a long time since she taught Ye Pingan some tricks of chasing girls.
The topic of the recent conversation with Ye Ping'an.
Most of them are girls' hearts, and girls' inner secrets.
And some topics that make boys need taboo when facing girls. "Didn't daddy be with mommy already? What else do you want to pursue?" Mu Youtian smiled softly, with strange eyes. "Then do you teach the good girl?" Ye Pingan's smile remained unchanged.
Mu Youtian sighed inwardly.
This enemy.
You obviously already know...why didn't you come to reveal it?
What exactly are you trying to do?
"What does Dad want to know?" Mu Youtian asked with a helpless smile. "For example, how do you chase after a slow girl?"
Ye Pingan asked. "Slow heat?"
Mu Youtian disdainfully said, "Dad, there are no slow girls in this world. If any girl tells a boy that her personality is slow, she is a scumbag. You said that you should not pursue a girl for more than three months. Once there is no result after more than three months, then you should be prepared to be a backup. Believe it or not, suppose you chat once every two days, half a time each time In those two months, it was more than 30 hours. Assuming that we dated once a week, it would be seven or eight times in two months. Even if you are an enemy, you know the root of it, right?"
"It seems to be true." Ye Pingan thought for a while and nodded.
"Believe me, girls don't have fools, and boys don't want real fools."
Mu Youtian said with a smile: "Since boys and girls have been chatting for more than three days, girls basically already know what boys want to do. Three months is the longest time limit. But if it exceeds three months, girls will tell boys, She is a girl who is relatively slow, and she is still implying boys in this situation to make you continue to work hard. That is not raising a spare tire, so what is she doing?"
"The spare tire, can't it be reversed?" Ye Pingan asked with a smile. "No."
Mu Youtian explained with a smile, "It's like when Dad goes to a company for an interview, and the salary you want is [-] yuan, the interviewer can only offer you [-] yuan, and he tells you that you can think about it slowly. The company will always reserve this position for you. You. Will you continue the interview or join the job directly? This state is the same as the state where a girl treats you as a backup... If there is no good one, she will choose you in the end. And at this time you are the interviewer, it depends How did you act with girls."
"Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills?"
Ye Pingan sighed and shook his head, "Slow heating? Great tea!"
"Green tea, white lotus, and players have the same nature. They are all professions."
Mu Youtian looked at Ye Ping'an, "Before people turn bad, they are all kind. Especially for things like love, there must be someone who plays hooligans first. Even if it is green tea, not everyone can get it. How can it be washed with cold water? Need green tea? If a man is not hot, can she rush up? Sometimes men call women scum, right? It’s not men who give these women a chance!”
Ye Pingan was speechless.
Don't say that flies don't bite seamless eggs, such ridiculous and toothless words.
Where do flies not land?
Is it an egg problem?
If you compare a woman to a cabbage.
And this cabbage has been hoisted many times by pigs.
Many men will ask, will anyone still eat cabbage like this?
Then ask, if this cabbage is a good cabbage, or a jadeite cabbage?
Even if she has been raped eight times, is that better than rotten cabbage, because there are still pigs to bully her?
A truth!
"If it's a girl introduced by a friend, how should I start?" Ye Ping'an continued to ask. "Simple."
Mu Youtian smiled and said, "For example, if you have the other party's WeChat or QQ, you can directly send a message saying, 3.8 Do you think we are going through the process, or are we just in love? That's the sentence, believe me, if the girl Only when you understand that this is a joke can you be stable." "Old driver!"
Ye Ping'an was happy, "The speed of your car is not the car to go to kindergarten. My father and daughter are both adults, so let's speed up the car, and then tell Dad... the routine of high-end female gamers!" Boy What are you most afraid of encountering?
green tea?White lotus?Extreme scum?
neither.
But high-end female players.
Because in front of high-end female players.
Ordinary boys have no strength to fight back! .
Chapter 192: Those Who Do Evil Will Be Rewarded (6 More)
"A high-end female player..."
Mu Youtian thought for a while, "Give me a few examples. First, when a girl gets along with a boy, she will often say something that makes you feel distressed. Not only that, she will make your heart feel bad, and she will tell you the truth." Tsukuru is strong, and when she finishes talking about her setbacks, she will forcefully smile and say to the boys, it’s no big deal, I’ve survived all these years alone!”
"Interesting!" Ye Pingan narrowed his eyes.
As a boy, he is well aware of the common problems of boys.
In front of girls he likes, boys can't help but feel soft-hearted, and they will pretend to be men in front of girls, and like to show their desire to protect.
Well, when a girl says something that is both distressing and pretends to be strong, 90% of the boys basically have to kneel.
This is no joke!
Is this boys ignorance?
No, it's the high-end female players who took advantage of the boys' soft-heartedness and desire to protect, and dug such a hole!
What do guys like most about girls they like?
Body, heart!
What do high-end female players care about the most?
her body, and they have no heart.
No solution!
"Second example."
Mu Youtian said softly, "What high-end female players are best at playing 19 is selfless dedication, free dedication, and self-sacrifice...Of course it's just talk, but boys just like to listen. Especially when boys and girls are arguing, they are very good at it." Taking advantage of the boy's heart, disguise yourself as a harmless little white rabbit to attract people's affection, and even say to the boy, if one day you can meet someone you like more, you have to tell me, I just hope If you can be happy, I am willing to do anything for you... At this time, she will look at you with a tearful smile, Dad, tell me, how many boys can stand it?"
Ye Ping'an was a little terrified.
Kind of cruel!
This is a woman who has thoroughly understood a man's heart and grasped it to the extreme.
Count down the women who have brought disaster to the country and the people in history.
Which one is not charming, lovable, and weak as water... In the end, the man was eaten so that there was not even a bone left. "The third example."
Mu Youtian continued with a smile, "High-end female gamers are very good at playing with contrasting hearts and temperaments, and stimulate men's desire to conquer!"
"Contrast heart and temperament?"
Ye Pingan was startled, "Conquering desire?"
"Father, what kind of woman do men like the most?" Mu Youtian asked with a smile. "Ah, this..." Ye Pingan smiled awkwardly.
"School belle? Royal sister? Doctor belle? Military belle? Police belle? Princess? Overlord? Queen... Heh!"
Mu Youtian twitched her pink lips, "No, it's not a profession that a man likes, but a woman's figure, face and... temperament!" Ye Ping'an fell silent.
Ok.
As a man, he had to admit it.
The words of the good girl are very straightforward and slapping, but it is true.
Don't talk about it, men are just pure beauty.
If you add a clear boundary to this beautiful beauty.
That's the kind of energy that likes beautiful women, that is, temperament.
School flowers have the temperament of school flowers.
Yujie has the temperament of Yujie.
The queen has the temperament of a queen...
There are very few girls with these temperaments.
Only by highlighting their uniqueness will they be more attractive to boys, isn't it? "Girls with temperament will stand out among girls."
Mu Youtian explained: "For example, if an ordinary girl walks with a model, the man will tell the difference at a glance, right?" "Yeah." Ye Pingan nodded.
Big eyes, slender legs, slender waist, all kinds of lace, and colored contact lenses... When Ye Pingan was still steel, he thought she was a goddess.
But now, he thinks that creatures like models are very similar to flies, don't you believe me?
"In the eyes of ordinary people, not all girls can do modeling, right?" Mu Youtian asked with a smile, "So, they are more popular with ordinary boys, Dad, am I right? "Ye Pingan rolled his eyes.
Nonsense isn't it?
Good-looking, good-looking, and a little high-end career.
Ordinary boys, who wouldn't want to have such a girlfriend by his side, who can be taken out for a walk, showing off, doesn't he look good?
near man. "Mu Youtian said with a half-smile.
"understood!"
Ye Ping'an's eyes brightened, "Those who have a good figure and a beautiful face are not necessarily high-end female players, but a high-end female player must have a figure and a good face to start, right?" "It must be, this is the most basic requirement."
Mu Youdian nodded, "If she doesn't even have a figure and a face, is she qualified to be a high-end female player? Will men like it? In addition, put on an Internet celebrity and model skin, try to cultivate your own temperament, use fashion Pack yourself with cosmetics. Ordinary boys, when they see such a girl, will they feel that she seems to be so tall? So how many ordinary boys, when facing this kind of girl, don’t get confused? Are there any? An urge to conquer her?"
"It's like you are watching a female anchor perform talent, or play a game. If the female anchor is good-looking, has a great figure, and tells me that whoever rewards me with a rocket plane, you can get in the car and play with me. Many people will Find out that boys with a little money in their pockets and a little impulsiveness start to line up for gifts?"
Mu Youtian smiled and said, "Is the so-called gift list different from the spare tire list for female anchors? Does it mean that only the best spare tires have the opportunity to meet the female anchor offline?" Smelly treasure, your metaphor..."
Ye Pingan stretched out his thumb, "Absolutely! 517" "Let's talk about the contrast, and the desire to conquer."
Mu Youtian explained: "The contrast is in her temperament and small high-end. For example, she is very cold, but when you meet you for dinner and play, you will buy this and that for her from time to time, and spend money for her. Sometimes, she will suddenly become delicate again. But even if you win it, on the second day, you thought she was yours, but she returned to her aloofness. This kind of contrast, ordinary boys can't stand it ?It’s like a little wild horse. You seem to ride it, but it pushes you away, but it doesn’t leave, and it’s still standing in front of you. Will it arouse your desire to conquer? But, she will It keeps hanging on you like this, keeps contrasting, and keeps arousing your desire to conquer. Until... a boy who is stronger than you rides your little wild horse. You will also find that you have lost a lot!"
"Amazing!" Ye Ping'an looked suspicious. "Fortunately."
Mu Youtian smiled, "Ordinary boys don't have the opportunity to meet high-end female players at all. But the retribution is that more than 90.00% of high-end female players are the playthings of some powerful and rich men. Dad, you are not ridiculous ?” “Causal cycle?” Ye Pingan was happy.
Those who do evil will be rewarded! "Like Dad..."
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