My future daughter added me on WeChat, saying that the school belle is her mother

There are too many impressions, even if they will forget some, they will always remember some.

As long as there is, those impressions are related to you, and it is difficult for them to forget you. "Really annoying."

Mu Youwei pinched Ye Ping'an, then pinched her waist, with a high-spirited look like a little hen, "It was fine, but if you make us unhappy with a word, you have to make us laugh." "That's right. "

Both Yu Xiaoyu and Gu Hanwu took a look at Ye Pingan. "What's so hard about 3.8?"

Ye Pingan smiled and looked at the three girls, "I'll tell you a joke..." One day, an elephant was shitting, and there was a little white rabbit beside it.

The elephant asked the little white rabbit: Are you afraid of hair loss?

The little white rabbit said: Don't be afraid.

Then the elephant grabbed the little white rabbit and wiped his butt.

The next day, the elephant was eating, and a little squirrel next to the elephant asked the little squirrel: Are you afraid of hair loss?

The little squirrel said: "Don't be afraid."

Then the elephant grabbed the little squirrel and wiped its mouth.

The little squirrel said: "I am yesterday's little white rabbit."

elephant:……

Three women: "...."

Everyone on the earth knows the joke about the elephant and the little white rabbit, right? "The wonderful ones are behind."

Ye Pingan smirked, "Do you want to hear the follow-up?"

The three girls looked at each other and nodded to Ye Pingan...

Chapter 122 Someone Is Fishing (6 More)

Day three.

After the elephant finished eating, it found Seya.

The elephant started looking for a toothpick, and found a... little hedgehog beside him!

The elephant asked the little hedgehog: "Little hedgehog, are you afraid of falling thorns?"

The little hedgehog looked at the elephant and said, "I'm not afraid."

Without further ado, the elephant picked up the little hedgehog and started picking its teeth.

Unexpectedly, after picking his teeth, the little hedgehog said to the elephant: Tiezi, I am still the little white rabbit from the day before yesterday.

Two days passed, and its fur was drenched and prickly due to the elephant droppings.Elephant: ... "Hahahaha!"

The three girls laughed, and the flowers and branches trembled.

"It's not over yet." Ye Pingan was also laughing.

The elephant was startled when he heard what the little hedgehog said, and ran to the river to brush his teeth, take a bath, and drink water... When the elephant finished taking a bath and drinking water, he looked upstream and found a Only a little white rabbit.

The elephant was dumbfounded at the time, and began to doubt life, and wondered if this little white rabbit was the same little white rabbit that wiped its buttocks, mouth, and teeth.If so, just drank and rinsed the water, wouldn't it be...

The elephant was about to cry, so he asked the little white rabbit: Are you that little white rabbit from a few days ago?

The little white rabbit said to the elephant: Don't worry, I'm not that little white rabbit two days ago.

The elephant heaved a sigh of relief.

Who knows that the little white rabbit looked at the elephant and said: I am not the little white rabbit two days ago, but... I am here to shit!

Elephants... Sudden! "Ha ha ha ha!"

The three little sisters laughed crookedly and let out a goose cry.

Ye Pingan looked at the three girls smiling happily, and raised the corners of his mouth.

Eating, talking and laughing happily, the four young men and women gradually became drunk.

People are like this, when they are happy and relaxed, it is also the easiest time to talk.

Confused, Ye Pingan forced himself to wake up, and carried Mu Youwei and Yu Xiaoyu back to the room.

Finally, holding the drunk Gu Hanwu, she went back to the apartment next door.

Now it belongs to Gu Hanwu's apartment.

Ye Pingan swallowed as he looked at the naive, seductive and motionless double-E little sister on the bed.

Help her undress.

Ye Ping'an was startled when he just unbuttoned his shirt and was about to take it off.

The wine instantly woke up a little.

Why?

He found that the double E little sister was very 'cooperative'.

well known by all people.

Undressing a drunk is like undressing a dead body.

The degree of difficulty is beyond anyone's imagination.

However, Ye Ping'an easily took off Gu Hanwu's clothes from the cuffs, can you believe it?What the hell... Ye Ping'an's mouth twitched.

He suddenly remembered the last time he drank with the little sister of Double E.

It seems shameful that I haven't drunk others.

Like that sentence.

When you want to sleep with someone, have you ever thought that they also want to sleep with you?

Looking at the double E little sister who was still pretending to be drunk on the bed.

Ye Ping'an was shocked.someone is fishing...

At this time, someone who was pretending to be drunk found that someone hadn't moved for a long time, and couldn't help but secretly opened his eyes.

When he saw Ye Ping'an standing by the bed, looking at him dumbfounded.

Gu Hanwu's already red cheeks turned blood red, and she was too ashamed to see anyone.

It's getting worse.

Even though she was too shy to see anyone, Gu Hanwu still stretched out her small hand to hold Ye Ping'an's hand, and put him on the bed... "Love me!"

Gu Hanwu's idiotic words resounded softly.

early morning.

Get up from the arms of the little sister of double E.

Ye Pingan recalled with a smile.

Originally, I wanted to cook an eagle.result……

Bah, it's not just a greedy body.

But can this be my fault?

Because of the lack of emotional experience, the double-E little old girl's ability to identify scumbags is poor, so she is full of scumbags all over her body.Fortunately, I met...

Ye Pingan got up with a smile, walked out of the bedroom, and went to the bathroom.

In the middle of the bath, Gu Hanwu walked in with a limp, a pained expression on his face. "I still remember the first time I saw a patient and cured a child."

Gu Hanwu leaned against Ye Ping'an's arms, showered in the water, her heart softened, "The child's grandma said that I am the little Guanyin empress." "Yes."

Ye Pingan bent his lips, and put his arms around the slender waist, "Because you are good-looking and kind-hearted." "The child's grandma told me that she made a wish."

Gu Hanwu bit her lip and smiled blushingly, "Let me keep her grandson safe." "Heh!"

Ye Pingan lowered his head, put his cheek against Gu Hanwu's ear, and smiled lowly, "Then, can you bless me, my little Guanyin empress?" "Haha!"

Gu Hanwu giggled, "I don't want to bless the villains and hooligans." "Then..."

Ye Pingan bit Gu Hanwu's earlobe, "Where's Sea King?"

Gu Hanwu blushed, charming to the bone, and smirked, "That depends on your performance... ah~!" in the exclamation.

487 Ye Pingan picked up Gu Hanwu, walked out of the bathroom, and walked towards the bedroom.

Want to show off?

Give you!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully signing in and getting a random reward: a natural beauty!" Ye Pingan opened his eyes suddenly, feeling that the person in his arms was still sleeping soundly.

System dad, what are you playing?

The things you signed in recently are not serious?

What the hell is this face born with?

Ye Pingan touched his face.

Is it still that one?

There should be no change, right?

No!

Get up a little frightened, walk into the bathroom, and look at the vanity mirror on the sink.

hiss!

Ye Pingan took a deep breath.

Yes, the face is still the same face.but……

You know that selfie with a filter on?

At this moment, Ye Ping'an found that his face seemed to have a filter on.

That familiar face has perfect lines, sharp eyes, and perfect curvature and shape of lips without any blemishes.

The facial features have not changed, and the appearance has not changed.but……

Why is it so good-looking?

Absolutely! .

Chapter 123 I lost the sword (7 more)

At 06:30, Ye Pingan, who took four bloods, came out of the apartment and closed the door gently.

Just when he was about to take the step of disrespecting his relatives, and was about to run away, he glanced at the door of the next room.

His eyes froze.

Why is the door open?

Ye Pingan was dazed for a while before recovering.

its not right.

When I came out last night with the little sister of Double E, I clearly remembered that the door was closed.Could it be that……

Ye Ping'an was startled for a moment, and walked quietly towards the next door with some guilty conscience.

In the end, I saw a person sitting in the hall playing with his mobile phone, laughing from time to time.

Sister? !

Ye Pingan was shocked.

What kind of demon is she?

As if with a tacit understanding, Yu Xiaoyu raised his head to look at the door, and Qingcheng showed a strange smile on his face.

He also stretched out a white jade hand, and moved his fingers a few times towards the stunned Ye Pingan at the door.

Ye Pingan's scalp went numb.

It’s over.