Resurrection of Reiki: At the beginning, kiss the woman with a gaping hole

This guy who writes copywriting, he has learned about dogs in nine years of compulsory education!

Don't know how to write domineeringly?

How can it be repaired~.

Everyone took out their mobile phones one after another, watching Lin Que's appearance in the video, tears of laughter came out.

Qin Feng laughed and rolled on the ground, clutching his stomach, trembling all over.

"Haha, Lin Que, you're going to kill me laughing!"

"It's on fire, you're absolutely on fire!"

"Now you say that you are the number one internet celebrity, absolutely no one dares to come out and object!"

"It took less than half an hour, and the number of views on the video reached [-] million!"

"Wait, there will definitely be a jackfruit fruit seller who will come to you to speak for you in a while!"

Lin Que: (`へ′≠).

Just when Qin Feng was excited, suddenly, his cell phone also started to vibrate crazily.

When he opened it, his whole body was petrified...

Chapter 700, the good times are always short

"My grass and mud horse!"

The moment Qin Feng clicked on the short video, his expression froze.

In the video.

It was really the scene where Qin Feng was chasing the cow with the Overlord Spear.

Not only that, but at the end of the video, there is a close-up shot of Qin Feng being pressed and rubbed on the ground!

The sandstorm rhino was running wildly, and Qin Feng's legs were swinging in the air!

The bgm is matched with the current magic song, dynamic light waves.

I am swooning over him! ! !

biu~ my heart beats faster!

biubiu~ Feeling turned upside down...

Uncle Jiu...

Just don't get too over the top.

In a matter of minutes, it overtook Lin Que's No. 1 trending search, and with a speed of over [-] million views in a minute, he stabilized his position!

Lin Que burst out laughing at that moment!

(??w??).

Wow haha!

There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, who does the sky bypass!

Let you laugh at me, now you will be punished!

This magical video is definitely the most awesome video of this year, I call it the originator of the mountain!

The laughing Lao Tzu's eight-pack abs almost disappeared.

"Ahhh!"

"Driver, open the window of the plane for me, I want to jump off!"

"I'm dead!"

Qin Feng was called a collapse.

I am only 19 years old!

If you don't even have a girlfriend, you're going to die straight away!

After that, there is still that girl who is willing to associate with him!

This is even more uncomfortable than physical castration!

Lin Quadiao opened the comment section below the video, and all of them were emoticons worshiping the boss!

"In ancient times, there was Pangu who opened the world, and now there is Qin Feng asking the pinnacle of funny videos!"

"Tsk tsk, brother, you can't control the things on the Internet, you delete them, let uncle post them!"

"Hey, I regret it. If I had known earlier, I would have followed. Taking a video of Qin Feng is worth ten years of part-time work!"

"missed!"

Qin Feng: ···=???. . . . .

Snow fluttering ah ~.

The north wind is blowing...

Yang Dingfeng patted Qin Feng's shoulder: "Brother, look carefully, we men cannot be widowed!"

"Ha ha!"

Qin Feng's face darkened, and he kicked Yang Dingfeng: "Go away!"

Yang Dingfeng's figure flashed, he stood aside, covered his mouth and snickered, took out his phone, and continued to enjoy Qin Feng's magical video.

Suddenly, his cell phone vibrated violently.

Click to take a look.

ヽ(*.＞Д＜)o゜.

"Ahhh!"

"Xiang Gan, I'm going to kill you!"

Yang Dingfeng threw away the phone, and jumped out, pinching Xianggan's neck with angry eyes.

"Kill you!"

Xiang Gan blushed: "Impulse is the devil, the devil!"

Everyone looked puzzled, picked up Yang Dingfeng's lost cell phone, and took a look.

"Ha ha!"

"A big guy came to make a wish.

"Old iron 666!"

Everyone saw that on the video on Yang Dingfeng's mobile phone, it was he who was making a wish, and a video of a sandstorm rhino fell in the next second.

They call 666 baby!

Lin Que covered his face. This f*cking mission produced three internet celebrities. With such efficiency, even the internet celebrity companies called them experts!

However, he was relieved to see that the close-up videos of the other two were more popular than him!

Wait until their heat overwhelms me!

The hotspot of riding a tortoise son for a walk has gradually faded out of people's sight.

Hey, it's great!

Some people are happy and some are worried!

Just when Xianggan was suffering.

On the side seats, Hou Feng and Murong Qingyue had wicked smiles on their lips.

On the mobile phones of the two, videos of several people are being uploaded continuously.

The content was exactly what Lin Que and Qin Feng expected!

They are the culprits behind the scenes.

Murong Qingyue rubbed her little hands with an evil smile: "Who still uses a large hair size for teammates videos this year!"

"As soon as the trumpet is released, no one can find me!"

Hou Feng: "Add one!"

The two clapped hands tacitly.

Don't waste your wretched development!

Hiding in the ordinary, I started to add commercial advertisements and receive extra money.

As long as they work hard enough, they can grab the wool of their teammates.

Hey, just play!

at this time!

Tiandao Academy.

Tang Xiaohu and Zeng Deshuai sat on a bench in the garden, admiring the scenery and watching short videos.

Watching his students occupy the headlines of major videos.

I don't even have the face to look at it.

Tang Xiaohu's face was dark: "I knew that with Lin Que around, nothing good will happen!"

"This kid, beat me!"

Ever since Lin Que came to Tiandao Academy, he hasn't had a good day!

It was not easy to send Lin Que out to do the mission.

Now it's good, he's being fired up on the Internet.

Zeng Deshuai: "If you count the time, those kids will be back soon."

Hearing this, Tang Xiaohu sighed bitterly: "The nightmare is coming again!"

Good times are always short-lived.

Zeng Deshuai: "According to the information from above, this time, a war demon appeared in the ancient Loulan ruins."

"Looks like Lin Que killed him."

A serious look appeared in Tang Xiaohu's eyes: "Let Lin Que come to the office to find me after he comes back!"

Zeng Deshuai: "Good!"

Chapter 7 and one, double the happiness

After three hours.

Everyone returned to Tiandao Academy.

Principal Tang Xiaohu personally led the senior management of the academy to welcome everyone back.

Pfft!

The cabin door opened slowly, and Lin Que and others got off the plane.

When Tang Xiaohu saw Lin Que who got off the plane, he was stunned.

Lin Que's body was tattered, not only that, but there were traces of blood on his body.

"you……"

Lin Que cried at that time: "Principal, you don't know that this mission is a tough one!"

"Along the way, I was chased and killed by the ghost army, the cows were rampant, and I was beaten by ghost king-level ghosts!"

"That battle was a tragedy. Look at me, the blood was pouring out, and the whole body was covered with blood!"

"If you don't give me a thousand sons and a hundred catties of spirit stones, you will be sorry for my blood!"

Behind him, a group of disciples who had returned from the Western Regions looked at Lin Que, speechless.

o(一︿一+)o.

No Bilian!