Lin Que:! ! !
Well, what a hacker skill!
I don't surf the Internet, why do I need this thing?
Just to watch a movie?
Oh shit!
Pit ratio system!
System: "The final interpretation right belongs to the system, your objection is invalid!"
"It was detected that the elder brother insulted the system, and the fine was 100 million!"
drop!
next second.
Lin Que's mobile phone text message alert sounded, and he took it out to have a look.
"[Daxia Bank] Your bank card with the end number 9527 has spent 99 this time, with a balance of [-] billion!"
Lin Que looked shocked: "How the hell do you know my password?"
System: ╭?( ̄▽ ̄)╭?.
As far as your digits are concerned, I don't know.
Lin Que's face turned dark!
Nima!
I was actually despised by a system, can this be tolerated?
Immediately took out a 1 meter thick Xinhua dictionary.
"Come on, father and son are killing each other!"
"You are a big smoker who can't be extinguished, you little trash!"
"I'll hit your lungs, you bastard!"
"I *%¥#..."
Lin Que kept flipping through the Xinhua dictionary with both hands, cursing like a machine gun, spit flying all over his mouth.
After half an hour of bombardment, the 1-meter-thick Xinhua dictionary was turned over and only a few pages remained.
"I'm calling you a little trash when I drink my saliva!"
White smoke was coming out of Lin Que's throat, he took out a bottle of super power water and drank it to replenish his strength.
Looking at the mobile phone consumption, it has already deducted [-] million!
Lin Que looked contemptuous: "It's rubbish, why don't you eat an invincible egg?"
"If I don't deduct my balance, I will look down on you!"
After saying that, Lin Que would continue to scold him.
System: (ot-t) corpse.
"Brother, hold your hand high, I lost!"
Lin Que: "No, I want to continue scolding!"
Damn it, deduct [-] million from me for no reason!
Can this be tolerated?
System: ▄? ●.
"Brother, please accept your supernatural powers!"
"Compensation, why don't I compensate you!"
Ding!
The system prompts: "It is detected that the host has high consumption today, and hereby compensates for a scratch card!"
Scratch: You can get an upgrade card for existing props, or you can get new props randomly.
Lin Que's eyes lit up!
Good stuff!
Cough!
Lin Que coughed twice, put his little hands on his hips and said confidently, "If an apology is useful, what do you need the police for?"
System: "This is my apology!"
Lin Que: "You are blatantly offering bribes!"
"That cadre can't stand such a test?"
System: "Then I'll charge..."
Lin Que stared fiercely, "Confiscated!"
"You can't grasp what upgrade cards the kids are playing, let the adults do it!"
"use!"
System: (;¬_¬).
Brother is right!
Ding!
The system prompts: "Congratulations, big brother, for scratching a new type of prop, Amnesia Pneumatic Hammer!"
Efficacy: Being hit by the amnesia hammer will cause the person to lose the memory of the previous five seconds.
It's really a good product to do bad things at night and keep at home!
How to use it, aim at the target's head, it's a fatherly blow!
Lin Que's eyes glowed golden, and he collapsed out of the bathtub in excitement.
wakaka!
This will pay off big!
Amnesia Pneumatic Hammer, Guan is awesome just by hearing the name!
This wave is not bad!
Can't wait to take out a new item from the system space, amnesia hammer.
The little pink hammer looks very kawaii!
Looking at the props in his hand, Lin Que outlined an immature arc at the corner of his mouth...
Gradually metamorphosis...
Chapter 724, scumbag builder
eight pm!
Lin Que came out of the bathroom, holding a pink amnesia hammer in his hand and smirking, the corners of his mouth were almost drooling.
Seeing this, Lin Xi's little head was filled with question marks.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
Lin Que came back to his senses, and quickly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth: "Ah! It's okay, I just thought of a funny thing, I can't help it, haha..."
With the amnesia hammer, I can fulfill the dream of a man in my heart!
"Xiao Xi, you should rest early later, brother has something to go out for!"
"I will be back soon!"
After speaking, he disappeared in a flash.
Lin Xi:? ? ?
……
08:30 in the evening!
At this moment, the playground of Tiandao Academy was illuminated by colorful lights.
Countless grandpas and aunts stood on the playground, dancing the square dance enthusiastically.
"Hey, Ivy Batty, no Uncle Heisuo!"
"Everyone come with me!"
"The End of the World is my love..."
In position c, Lin Que, wearing a small vest, carried a loudspeaker and danced around the audience.
Leading the uncle and aunt, dancing is a joy!
In the crowd, Uncle Furukawa swayed along with the rhythm, with a charming smile on his face: "I have watched this kid do it since I was a child. In addition to being excellent, this square dance is also a strong group!"
Uncle Xia: "That's right!"
"When it comes to picking up girls, this kid is also a talent, and I will learn from him later!"
Looking back, looking at the aunts dancing enthusiastically in the square, it was a salivating one!
Ever since Lin Que took down Fu Rongmei with the help of Lin Que, the love in front of him can no longer limit him!
The layout is open!
Uncle Furukawa looked contemptuous: "Vulgar!"
"Women will only affect the speed at which I refine medicine. As long as I refine medicine fast enough, love will not be able to catch up with me!"
That being said, Uncle Furukawa looked at the aunt in the team of aunts, who was wearing calico short sleeves and started at 200 catties, his eyes were full of unwillingness.
Lin Que had a panoramic view of all this.
Putting down the stereo, a void teleported to the side of the two uncles.
"Second masters, have you encountered any troubles?"
"DiDi helps, take orders online!"
Lin Que rubbed his little hands, and looked at the two uncles with a chicken thief's smile!
The two elders looked at Lin Que who suddenly appeared, and were slightly taken aback!
This kid is still as good as ever!
Uncle Xia hooked his finger at Lin Que, and said with treacherous eyebrows, "Boy, come here, I'll tell you."
"I#%¥*..."
Lin Que frowned, and let out an oh-hoo-hoo laugh.
"Master, it's a master, pattern!"
Uncle Xia waved his hands shyly: "They're all men, low-key, low-key!"
Uncle Furukawa sneered: "A thing that can only think with the lower body, we good men are corrupted by people like you!"
Uncle Xia glared at Uncle Furukawa: "You know a hammer!"
"This is called love!"
After saying that, Uncle Xia looked at Lin Que: "Boy, don't worry, the benefits will be great if this matter is done!"
"I heard from Old Mu, do you want to learn archery from that old fellow Liu Yibai?"
"I'll make arrangements!"
Lin Que gave a thumbs up: "Master is bright!"
The purpose of coming this time is to increase love with these uncles and aunts.
The second is to let these uncles put a line on the front bridge and learn unique skills!
As for the third...
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