I really don't want to read

"...do you want to pinch..."

Lin Xiaoxian woke up:

"Oh, it's almost there, sorry for being distracted."

Distracted?

Are you fascinated...

Lin Xiaoxian must be the same as her, thinking of shy things when pinching her legs.

In fact, I don't know if I'm ashamed or not, but Lin Xiaoxian wanted to ask Gu Xiaoyan if he was cold or not.

Because when he pinched his leg, he discovered a very serious problem.

It's almost January, and Gu Xiaoyan hasn't worn long johns yet.

What are long johns?

As we all know, long johns are the three sources of life together with water and air!

Originally, the climate in Rongcheng was damp and cold, and Lin Xiaoxian wanted to give some advice, but he was afraid of appearing too old.

Communication is an art, the so-called caring will lead to chaos, and it will be bad if the other half you find becomes like your parents.

134 Long pants

Birds of a feather flock together.

Good brothers are good to a certain extent, and they can always have a tacit understanding on certain ideas.

For example, after eating in the afternoon, Li Chi rushed into the classroom and put a white hard-shell bag on Lin Xiaoxian's desk:

"Brother Xian! I got the gift!"

Lin Xiaoxian took a look into the bag:

"Hey! Long johns?"

"Yeah! I've thought about it, this thing has three major advantages!"

Li Chi is very proud. He has grown up and can already choose gifts independently and has a clear mind.

"First, it's practical. I won't say much about it. I understand everything."

"Second..." Li Chi scratched his head, "Strictly speaking, long johns also belong to underclothes, and giving girls underclothes is somewhat ambiguous..."

Well, it seems to make sense...

"But don't laugh when Brother Chi said it, it's a bit vulgar when you smile, not ambiguous..."

A sweaty fat man was panting, holding a girl's long johns with a bright smile on his face, which would really make people who don't know it avoid it.

Li Chi straightened his face, and then went on to the third point:

"The third point is creativity! Besides me, have you ever seen anyone give long johns as Christmas presents?"

In fact, there are.

A few years ago, my aunt gave Lin Xiaoxian and Lin Xiaoshu "Hawaiian pure natural cotton and linen long johns".

Taobao also has a lot of gift packaging for long johns.

But as far as the surrounding circle of the same age is concerned, Li Chi is really the first to give away long johns.

The long johns that Li Chi bought are not the kind that a bunch of aunts piled up on the shelf in a hypermarket, but a very delicate gift box, made of Swedish double-sided copper paper with double-sided film, and gray boards for structural support .

It's complicated, but it's actually the kind of material used in Apple mobile phone packaging boxes.

The champagne-colored box is minimalist and reads in gilt lettering.

It's a thoughtful little detail.

The original translation of long johns is "MimoPants".

The explicit word "Pants" is deliberately omitted here, which can also improve the grade to a certain extent.

Above the bronzing words is the same simple brand logo. Although it is a brand that Lin Xiaoxian has never heard of, it has left a good first impression on Lin Xiaoxian from the appearance.

In the era when good looks were king, sometimes skin is so important.

There is a thin groove on the seal of the gift box, inlaid with a light pink ribbon with a feminine image, and a bow is tied in the middle. If you don’t say it, no one would think that there is a pair of long johns inside. More like a jewelry box or something.

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"Merry Christmas! Boys and Girls!"

In English class, the teacher shouted as soon as he came in, and then started a very long opening speech.

Except for a few high school students present, no one listened carefully to what she was saying.

"Let's practice listening here..."

"Brother Xian, do you know what she's talking about?"

"Probably talked about some popular science about Christmas."

It was Christmas the day after tomorrow, and the English teacher started talking about it ahead of time. After talking a lot, he picked a classmate who listened most carefully to translate.

Very good, 10 minutes will pass in this way.

The dregs of the students were secretly happy, and hoped that there would be more links like this in the future.

"Students, let's test you again."

The English teacher was wearing a windbreaker with a slim high-necked black sweater inside and a small bee tied around his waist, which showed a little plumpness in the lower abdomen. It had the unique style of mature women, which made Liu Wei look sideways.

Today is different from the past, his movement range is now very restrained.

However, even if he wasn't blatant, Zheng Wen glared at him immediately.

"What are you looking at..."

"Huh? I...I'm looking at you..."

Zheng Wen stopped staring and patted him:

"Concentrate in class, don't look around..."

"Ah."

"Look... If you look at me, you can just take a look or two, not too many..."

"Ah."

"Are you um, weird?"

Liu Wei responded dully, feeling a little guilty in his heart.

"Zheng Wen... that... Let me be honest, I was just looking at her..."

Liu Wei pointed to the English teacher and decided to be honest, a man's mouth should not be a deceitful ghost.

Without waiting for Zheng Wen's response, Liu Wei hastily stated:

"But I swear I won't in the future, I will only watch you in class from now on!"

"Reading! Watch me do..."

After blurting out these words, they realized that they were too blunt, and the two turned their heads at the same time, silent for a while.

It seems a bit abrupt, the crazy woman won't be angry.

Liu Wei glanced at it quietly. Fortunately, she was covering her mouth with her textbook and smiling.

"Liu Wei, tell me..."

Maybe it was too much noise, the English teacher called Viagra:

"Why is MerryChristmas MerryChristmas and not HappyChristmas?"

Damn, I'm not in class, but I'm still talking about this stuff.

"How? Common sense question, I don't know?"

Liu Wei rolled his eyes in his heart, is this common sense?

This is just the common sense of foreigners, okay?

In China, it can be regarded as a small science popularization or cold knowledge at most, why should it become common sense?

Liu Wei was very disappointed with his English teacher. Although he had a charming body, there seemed to be something wrong with his ideology.

"Teacher, I don't know..."

"I don't know and you still listen to me?"

The English teacher knocked on his head with the textbook and said:

"Sit in the first row and still desert and talk small things."

"The first semester is coming to an end, and the next semester will be the third year of high school."

"Li Chi's grades have improved recently, but you are still in place."

"People are not stupid, they just don't know how to work hard."

"Who is the book for? For such a grown-up person, the teacher sometimes doesn't want to talk too much, so I have to think more about the future!"

The English teacher is like Du Tianjun who said a lot. When a person is a teenager, enlightenment often only takes a moment. After that, Liu Wei actually studied hard for a day.

And judging by his appearance, he didn't look like Li Chi's intermittent 3-minute enthusiasm.

Could it be that the second Lin Xiaoxian is about to be born?

The Four Phantom Gods will add another hero on the road to whitewashing?

In this regard, Zhang Zhiheng made a comment:

"Viagra, as an English teacher's die-hard fan, must have been greatly encouraged by the earnest education today. But as for how long it lasts, it depends on how deep Viagra's love for the teacher is... Isn't Viagra? "

"Damn it, I'm not interested in old women anymore."

Liu Wei raised his head, his eyes changed, full of vigor:

"It's just that she said two words that hit my pain point."

"Which two?"

"Future! Future!"

Very serious words are always almost meaningless when they are uttered from the mouth of a scumbag.

Just like comedians like Shen Teng, Xu Zheng, and Yue Yunpeng, Liu Wei is always more or less happy in the eyes of outsiders even when he becomes serious.

"Viagra, didn't you plan your future to go to the construction site to move bricks?"

"That was before, it's different now."

The English teacher made Liu Wei suddenly realize a very real problem.

In the past, when he was alone and at his ease, he still drifted with the tide ignorantly.

But if he is no longer alone in his heart, then as a "mature" male high school student, this word is worth savoring carefully by Liu Wei.

The most typical example is the kind in domestic youth films. After graduation, everyone goes their separate ways. Those who want to stay can’t stay, and those who want to follow can’t keep up. In the end, it will be a lifetime of regret.

Liu Wei looked at Zheng Wen who was cleaning the blackboard. If he continued to mess around, if he couldn't keep up a year later, it would be too late to regret...

135 Christmas Apple Girls

On the day before Christmas, the streets and alleys, especially the front and back doors of schools, almost every small shop and even roadside carts were filled with apples.

The birth of this "tradition" is actually quite absurd when you think about it carefully.

Christmas Eve was originally imported.

Apple stands for Ping An and is a Chinese homonym.

The two are combined in a non-local way, and if they are placed on top of other things, they will be full of counterfeit flavors.

But when it's mentioned at festivals, people won't be too resistant.

Tracing the reason, we can only say that the longing for celebration and happiness is the common wish of human beings.