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Walking out of the crowd, Lin Xiaoxian was holding the paper box, Gu Xiaoyan picked up the glutinous rice cake inside with a wooden stick and chewed, and soon ate half of it, as if he didn't plan to share it with Lin Xiaoxian.

"Well, Grandma Xiao Gu..."

"Who is your grandma?"

"A slip of the tongue, it's my sister-in-law... I can't digest this after eating too much, can I help you with it?"

Gu Xiaoyan ignored it, poked a wooden stick into the paper box, and then deliberately stuck it on the back of Lin Xiaoxian's hand.

Lin Xiaoxian smiled wryly, the little aunt had changed into a nun.

"You were also around here when you were with Su Yuan yesterday?"

"Well, I told you in advance."

"Eat this too?"

"Ok!"

"Is it tasty?"

"good!"

"To eat together?"

"Yes!"

"You ate it with me, one bite at a time?"

"Yes!"

"You feed each other one bite at a time?"

"Yes!"

"oo"

Gu Xiaoyan grabbed one of Lin Xiaoxian's fingers and pulled it down hard, glaring at him angrily.

Stupid, so stupid...why are you so honest...don't you know how to lie to her...

How can he be like this, going out with girls other than his girlfriend, and telling all the details that will make her jealous!

Smelly Xiaoxian!On purpose!

Whether it was intentional or not is not clear, but Gu Xiaoyan couldn't criticize Lin Xiaoxian from the perspective of honesty and trustworthiness.

She still clearly remembers that when she was eight years old, two children were lying on the lawn in the afternoon. The little boy held a spicy stick to his chest and swore to the sun in the sky that he would never be right in his life. The little girl next to me is lying.

In a person's life, when children speak freely, they have made many ridiculous, great, stupid and terrible vows.

But what Gu Xiaoyan didn't expect was that someone could actually stick to such an oath. From the day of the oath, Lin Xiaoxian really didn't even lie to her about a single punctuation mark on all serious issues.

Regarding this, Gu Xiaoyan really didn't know whether to be happy or helpless...

"In the future, if I ask such a question again, you don't have to answer me, do you hear me?"

"..." Lin Xiaoxian didn't speak.

"This can be answered!"

Lin Xiaoxian pretended to be stupid, Gu Xiaoyan angrily stuffed a rice cake into Lin Xiaoxian's mouth, and choked on his mouthful of soy flour.

"I heard it, I heard it, how dare I ask Her Royal Highness, how should I answer this kind of question if you are both here?"

"I want to go..."

Hmph, returning to Your Royal Highness, does Lin Xiaoxian think that he is the emperor and wants to open a harem?

Gu Xiaoyan narrowed her eyes and looked at him with a sour tone:

"Specific questions need to be analyzed in detail, Lin Xiaoxian, I have a hunch that sooner or later your good deskmate will bow down under your pomegranate pants, and I will find out at that time, if you don't answer or admit it, be careful..."

Gu Xiaoyan viciously made a gesture of scissors, Lin Xiaoxian felt the wind in his crotch, as if he could hear the sound of clicking, and nodded sadly:

"Don't worry, I will admit it!"

"Find a fight!"

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177 love you~

Although she has never been there before, Gu Xiaoyan subconsciously feels that the aquarium is a rather boring place.

However, after I went with Lin Xiaoxian for my birthday today, I realized that was not the case.

"In the end there are still penguins!" Gu Xiaoyan stopped outside the protective window of the Penguin Pavilion, pinching the corner of Lin Xiaoxian's clothes, unable to move.

The artificial ice provided several penguins with a living environment similar to their home, and the temperature, water level, etc. were also strictly controlled. The penguins seemed to be full of vitality and had a good time playing in the water and on the ice.

"Hee hee, Xiao Xian, look at that one who just stays there and doesn't move."

Gu Xiaoyan watched attentively, and when she smiled, her eyebrows were crooked, showing her neat white teeth, and she had all the beautiful features of first love, which once reminded him of a famous reporter named Wang Bingbing.

Of course, compared to Gu Xiaoyan, that reporter is still far behind.

Every time Lin Xiaoxian sees such a pure smile blooming on the faces of these girls who are as clean as white paper, Lin Xiaoxian will quietly appreciate it, reluctant to interfere or destroy it.

Gu Xiaoyan stared at the stupid penguin for a while, then straightened up, turned his heels sideways, and swayed from side to side.

"what are you doing?"

"I want to move that penguin to see if it's dead."

The genius girl said so.

"Hmm..." Lin Xiaoxian rubbed his chin, "I don't think it's useless for you to imitate Penguin Akira."

"it works!"

Gu Xiaoyan turned towards Lin Xiaoxian carelessly: "Did you know that if you hold an umbrella in front of peacocks, they will think that they are the same kind, and then they will open their tails."

After popularizing the science on the ignorant boyfriend, Gu Xiaoyan turned back unsteadily and continued to influence the "similar" in the window.

Lin Xiaoxian himself has another method of probation.

He touched his trouser pocket and took out a laser pointer, which was for Tuan Tuan to have fun at home.

Lin Xiaoxian turned on the laser pointer and shot it in.

This is a technical job, and tourists may not be allowed to do this in principle, because they are afraid of causing damage to the penguin's eyes.

But Lin Xiaoxian's hands are more flexible than ordinary people, so there is no such problem.

Then, the strange "little red bug" broke into the world of this group of penguins suddenly, one noticed it, then two, and then the one in the water also jumped ashore with a fat belly.

Following the flying of the "red bug", the penguins collectively turned their necks up and down, left and right, and the motionless penguin finally raised its head, proving that it was still alive.

In the end, the penguins gathered together and began to swing their feet on the ice, chasing the "red bug" happily, creating a very cute show effect, and instantly traveling together in the distance A group of children attracted over.

"This way! Penguins!"

"They're racing!"

"Come on, the penguins are racing!"

"Where's the infrared light? Mom! I want to buy it too!"

There are not many children who are naughty but obedient like Wang Xiaomeng, and Lin Xiaoxian can't judge whether the strange children are like Wang Xiaomeng, so he took Gu Xiaoyan away before more children arrived.

Putting away the laser pointer, the penguins also rushed away. After hearing the news, the few kids who came here were really not fuel-efficient. When they saw that they had been "cheated", they immediately quarreled, quarreled and quarreled, and beat each other. Hit and scream.

The child has parents, so it quickly developed into a dispute between adults, then a dispute between the aquarium and tourists, and then someone chose to call the police.

This is called the butterfly effect.

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"Disasters are always one step behind me." After leaving the museum, Lin Xiaoxian smiled condescendingly.

"Obviously you are the source of the disaster..."

"Hahaha, objectively speaking, it seems to be."

But subjectively, Lin Xiaoxian is innocent.

"By the way, the statement about the peacock opening its tail, to be more accurate, they regard the person holding the umbrella as the object of courtship."

"Ah? Then didn't I also court the penguin just now?" Gu Xiaoyan was annoyed, it sounded so stupid.

"Yes, little genius."

"You seem to be mocking me."

"Yes."

"It should be punished!"

"Punish it."

Gu Xiaoyan pressed her hands on his chest, raised her toes slightly, and punished him.

The two lips were warmly imprinted, and there was an equally warm response. Although the shallow kiss was not warm, the clear and light breath was sweet, and it was a nectar that would never get tired of it.

"Lin Xiaoxian, I am 17 years old today..."

Gu Xiaoyan issued a birthday declaration, writing and drawing on Lin Xiaoxian's palm with her fingers.

"Lin Xiaoxian, I have loved you for 17 years."

"Uh..."

Lin Xiaoxian wanted to say that the year was wrong, but immediately saw Gu Xiaoyan staring at him with a warning face, so he stopped talking.

After a soft snort, Gu Xiaoyan still gave Lin Xiaoxian an explanation:

"In the years before I met you when I was young, I didn't like other children...so all my likes will be counted on you after all."

"It makes sense, let's go..." Lin Xiaoxian pretended to sigh, "Forget it, it's all on me! I'm so young, I have to bear so much..."

"Then you can't bear it!"

"Back to back..."

Satisfied, Gu Xiaoyan let go of his hand, and asked Lin Xiaoxian to guess what was written in his palm just now, which made Lin Xiaoxian stunned for a moment.

The little fox is really cunning, he makes a lot of noise, most people's attention is on the conversation just now, how can they remember and guess clearly.

"What if I guess wrong?"

"Guess wrong, I will never kiss you again."

Really serious consequences.

Kidnapping the President of the United States is nothing more than that.

Lin Xiaoxian frowned, looking for clues: "You wrote the name of a person?"

Gu Xiaoyan nodded reluctantly, and the answer was much closer at once. Is he so smart?

"I know you?"

Gu Xiaoyan nodded.

"Do you know me well?"

Gu Xiaoyan nodded happily.

"Is it someone I like?"

Gu Xiaoyan nodded excitedly.