I really don't want to read

Lin Xiaoxian scratched his head and couldn't figure it out. Just as he was about to ask, No. 8 added:

"...and...thanks..."

"Apologize? Thanks? Is this your reason for breaking into the dormitory and getting into my bed?"

No. 8 would flick his tongue when he said thanks, Lin Xiaoxian felt a little funny, but also a little unreal, so he pinched Renzhong:

"Miss No. 8, so the way you thank others is to secretly sleep next to them?"

Number 8 blinked, as if he understood this sentence, shook his head decisively, then took out a card and handed it to Lin Xiaoxian.

Taking advantage of the dim skylight outside, Lin Xiaoxian took a quick look, ID card?

It is not clear whether it is true or not, but my intuition tells Lin Xiaoxian that this ID card with her name on it is at least usable, otherwise it would be too easy for a lolita like her to drive a motorcycle on the street in broad daylight without a license.

"thanks..."

Number 8 repeated the same thing again, then stretched out a small hand that was a circle smaller than Su Yuan, and pointed to the date of birth on the ID card.

Lin Xiaoxian looked at it carefully, calculated again, and understood the meaning of No. 8.

"Are you trying to say, according to your body... er... the date on this IDCard, you just turned 18 today?"

Although Lin Xiaoxian was skeptical about this, No. 8 nodded without hesitation, and a light fragrance wafted from his blonde hair.

The scent is very special, like the kind of sweet milk with honey, if you use synesthesia to describe it, Lin Xiaoxian can only say that this smell smells like a baby's skin.

"sorry...save...life...thanks...money...phone..."

The vocabulary mastered by No. 8 is quite limited. Lin Xiaoxian personally feels that he should be on the same level as Li Chi. After saying some messy words, No. 8's right hand pointed to the date of birth on the ID card again:

"Thank...you!"

She emphasized her tone once more, but her voice was still suppressed, and Lin Xiaoxian was speechless:

"Girl [-], I know you are very grateful to me, then what?"

After saying this, Miss [-] pointed stiffly at Su Yuan's apron embroidered with "Treading the Snow and Looking for Plum Blossoms" beside her pillow, then pointed at herself, lifted the quilt, closed her eyes, and slapped her small face the size of a palm. Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaoxian became red:

"thanks...please..."

325 The correct way to apply a Band-Aid

For Lin Xiaoxian, since the system has been autistic for a long time, he has not felt that his life is so divorced from reality for a long time.

Even more detached than the days when the Red Queen was nagging in her ears.

A little mixed-race girl, like a spy, suddenly ran to her bed in the middle of the night, stripped naked and took out her ID card, which happened to be an adult, and asked herself to please in the name of repaying her favor...

Before tonight, let alone the reality of such a plot, even if it happened in a novel, Lin Xiaoxian would directly call the author against the sky, and he would not be able to write such a thing without brain congestion in ten years.

However, that's how it happened.

Facing No. 8's "please", Lin Xiaoxian stared at her silently for about 20 seconds, finally raised her little arm, and began to help her put on her clothes.

"...please?...Lin?"

No. 8 is a small one, even if she is squatting on the bed, she does not take up space. She hugs her knees with both hands, and the toes of her two little feet are touching each other. Although she has doubts in her heart, it may be the reason why she regards Lin Xiaoxian as a benefactor. He didn't try to stop Lin Xiaoxian's behavior, and let him play with himself.

swish swish...

It should be that he felt the disobedience beside him. In the dream, Su Yuan moved, raised his hand and scratched, and what he caught was not the husband but the air, so he frowned and hummed dissatisfiedly from his nose:

"…husband…"

"good…"

Seeing this, Lin Xiaoxian quickly patted Su Yuan on the back to comfort him. No. 8 saw a kind of soft emotion in his eyes that he had never seen before, and couldn't help but feel confused and bewildered.

"Sleep... I'm here..."

"…Um…"

It turned out that her husband was still there, so Su Yuan stopped humming, and began to touch and scratch again with her little hands. After catching something familiar, she regained a full sense of security, and then pursed the corners of her slightly raised lips, Stretching his brows, he continued to fall into a deep sleep.

When she settled down, Lin Xiaoxian also turned sideways and continued to dress No. 8.

A short black T-shirt.

A black jacket.

After putting on the upper body, Lin Xiaoxian always felt that something was missing. When looking at it, he found two small strips that had fallen on the pillow from the corner of the eye.

He picked it up and saw that it was two band-aids.

Although it has been uncovered, not only is there no blood stains, but there is also a faint fragrance.

"..."

Relying on the experience he learned while watching the administrator drive in the reader group, Lin Xiaoxian vaguely guessed where the thing fell from, and suddenly his eyelids twitched, and he glanced at No. 8 as if he were looking at a monster.

No. 8 tilted his head, looked at the Band-Aid in Lin Xiaoxian's hand, then lifted up the T-shirt he just put on, and straightened himself up.

"..."

"?"

Lin Xiaoxian was speechless, but No. 8 cast a puzzled look at him, as if questioning why he didn't post.

She compared the "Treading the Snow and Seeking Plum Blossoms" next to Su Yuan's pillow, and she didn't think there was anything wrong with this mini version of hers. It was all basic protection, and the Band-Aid was lighter and smaller than the bellyband, so it was more convenient to move, how good it was.

"..."

"..."

The two looked at each other and were silent for a moment. Lin Xiaoxian held two pieces of Band-Aids with a faint fragrance on his fingertips and handed them to No. 8:

"You do it yourself."

So No. 8 took it over and pasted it for herself, one on the left and one on the right. After pasting, press and put down the clothes.

"And the pants, come by yourself."

……

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After tossing for a while, Lin Xiaoxian carefully removed Su Yuan's grasping hand, rolled her bellyband into a thick roll and stuffed it into her palm instead, then got out of bed with No. 8, left the dormitory, and came to the stairs between.

"Girl 8, you have gone too far with this, go back."

Lin Xiaoxian got straight to the point, and took a look at her new boots, they were no longer the extra-large size with the tag on that day, the size fit her little feet very well, and they were clean and tidy.

"No..." Number 8 shook his head.

"toomuch! goback! youknow?" Lin Xiaoxian repeated the explanation with the same concise words as hers.

"No!" No. 8 not only shook his head, but also showed the same serious expression as that day.

"Thank...you!"

She firmly stretched out her finger to poke Lin Xiaoxian's chest, and then pointed at herself:

"f*ck...me, you...know?"

"I know what a hair!"

Lin Xiaoxian was in a hurry, rolled up his sleeves, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the voice translation software that had been exhausted for a long time, selected Chinese-Russian mutual translation, and then educated:

"I said, why don't you listen, kid?!"

"...No matter what your previous background is, no matter how that Monica brought you up, in short, don't mess around with any monsters and ghosts when they come to our land! Don't you understand that you and your companion fell so stupidly? ?”

"Break into the school, break into the dormitory, and the motorcycle that the team leader said is yours, right? Even the adult ID card... I am 17 this year, am I not an adult yet? So this is not a question of whether to be an adult at all... "

"...Actually, if I give you some money, I won't ask you for such a big reward. People here are always willing to help others, including this mobile phone. Since you have worked so hard to return it, then we also have a prime minister who can do it for you." The old saying about punting..."

"...Help others, be magnanimous, these are our traditional virtues! Do you understand tradition? Traditional! For example, your behavior of giving body to body is also a kind of tradition among us, but it is more or less touched. The dross, then we still have to take the essence and discard the dross when dealing with tradition, so I accept your gratitude, but for the rest, it’s almost enough..."

Lin Xiaoxian is the same as Dao Douzi, he can’t spit out fast, his Chinese is profound and profound, although the translation software may not be able to translate Lin Xiaoxian’s words perfectly and simultaneously, but from the tangled expression of No. 8, it can be seen that Lin Xiaoxian probably wants to express The meaning was successfully conveyed to her.

"Do you understand now?"

"Boneama..."

Following a murmur, a mechanical female voice of "I understand" came from the phone, and when Lin Xiaoxian really wanted to let out a sigh of relief, he heard a complaining "Suka Bulie".

As a result, the mechanical sound in the translation software suddenly became calm, the one without sound-cancellation, very professional and honest.

Lin Xiaoxian shut down the software in embarrassment, then with a stern face, he pulled No. 8's little palm over and slapped him a little angrily.

On the 8th, he became confused, and Lin Xiaoxian paused every word:

"If you really want to thank, you will not be allowed to swear in the future, understand?"

There was no translation for this sentence, but No. 8 was stunned suddenly. After blinking a gleam of water in his eyes quickly, he lowered his head in a low voice, and his expression for a moment was somewhat similar to that of Wang Xiaomeng who had made a mistake:

"Boneama... Izveniki..."

Lin Xiaoxian knew what these two Russian sentences meant, and took the opportunity to touch her beautiful little ears:

"Say it in Chinese, I'll teach you."

Lin Xiaoxian taught her, so No. 8 spoke again:

"I see...I'm sorry..."

"Well, this is a down-to-earth good boy!"

Lin Xiaoxian is very satisfied, because No. 8 learned quickly and well, and the intonation of speaking Chinese is accurate, and the voice is as crisp and pleasant as when speaking Russian.

After that, Lin Xiaoxian had a brief chat with No. 8, only to realize that this guy had followed her three days ago and had been wandering around No. [-] Middle School and the surrounding area. After getting in touch with her teacher, Monica, she also had financial supplies, and she was provided with food and lodging. Meals and hotels nearby are settled, and other times I have been looking for opportunities to smuggle to Lin Xiaoxian's side to "repay my kindness".

"But you are lurking like this, and many places in the school are monitored. How do you deal with it?"

"Crack..."

No. 8 raised his hand and made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"Okay, you're amazing."

In Lin Xiaoxian's impression, Monica knows how to hack. He once snatched coupons from a group of aunts during the New Year's Eve. Since No. 8 learned from Monica, he must have used some advanced techniques to hack it like in the game. surveillance system.

"Then I don't need you to repay the favor now, what are you going to do?"

No. 8 was silent for a few seconds, raised her head and said she would.

"Are you going to leave school anyway?"

No. 8 nodded, Lin Xiaoxian didn't ask too much, but solemnly asked her to abide by the law, then took out the old mobile phone she returned to her, downloaded it, etc., and put it in her pocket as a gift .

"Oh yes! There is another important point! Don't steal anything! In case you have an accident and lose your money, you can ask me for it directly. Considering the relationship between your teacher and my aunt, I will also provide appropriate assistance... er... help Some of your..."

Lin Xiaoxian added, No. 8 also nodded obediently, then took out a motorcycle key from his pocket, twisted his back to Lin Xiaoxian for a while, and when he turned back, his little face was slightly pink.

"What's wrong with you, are you allergic to car keys?" Lin Xiaoxian joked, thinking that this should be considered an international joke.

No. 8 didn't answer, and grabbed Lin Xiaoxian's big hand with two small hands, put something into Lin Xiaoxian's palm, then jumped down from the stairwell on the second floor, and landed silently, Lin Xiaoxian was stunned. His eyes penetrated into the woods not far away...

"Is this some kind of keepsake... It's really the second grade..."

Hearing the sound of a motorcycle engine coming from the woods, Lin Xiaoxian slowly spread out his hand, frowned and stared at the two warm band-aids in his palm for a long time, finally looked around for a week, and took a piece of paper towel Wrap it up and put it carefully in your pocket...

326 The zoo exploded and changed the camera

203 is a magical dormitory, there are stories every night, but the protagonists of the stories always come from other dormitories.

Except for the parties involved, no one will know what kind of waltz intertwined with magic and reality was staged in 203 tonight.

Including the female number one Su Yuan, apart from the real part he played, he didn't even know that there was a magical second female number.

And Lin Xiaoxian himself did not expect that after the blond mixed-race loli on the Watcher account just left, he actually received another call from Mu Changqing.

That guy didn't go to sleep until dawn, Lin Xiaoxian thought something happened, but ended up just dreaming, and after waking up, he missed him, and he had to talk to him in order to dispel his longing.

"Love talk? Do you have to be ashamed?"

Hearing her babbling about strange things, Lin Xiaoxian held his forehead speechlessly:

"Mu Changqing, if I'm not mistaken, the dream you had is not very serious..."

"It's serious! It's a very warm dream! It's us visiting the zoo together!"

Mu Changqing retorted confidently, and then became ashamed unreasonably: