This is too pitiful.
219: Cao Kun: We want to encourage everyone to queue up to urinate blood, proving that our bicycles are popular
"This boy is too miserable."
"Hey, if you wait in line until you urinate blood, you may have a brain hole."
"That's right, this guy looks out of his mind at first sight."
"Why do you have to line up?"
"I don't know, maybe it's due to IQ arrears."
The surrounding Longguo people heard that the young man from Mi Li's family was queuing up until he urinated blood.
They all shook their heads and looked at the young man contemptuously.
This must be a brain problem.
If there is no problem with the brain, how can it be possible to queue up to urinate blood?
This is too outrageous.
What kind of IQ is this?
Your parents gave birth to you to embarrass you?
You are full and have nothing to do, right?
This kind of person is such a waste to live.
The people of Longguo shook their heads and said, this is incomprehensible, there must be a problem with this IQ.
Xu Damao looked contemptuously at the young man queuing up to urinate blood: "Rite, if I have such an idiot son, I'll shoot him to death."
"I, Xu Damao, am not a good person."
"However, I, Xu Damao, at least don't embarrass the country. Fortunately, the person urinating blood in the queue is not my son."
BangGiao also had a look of contempt on his face: "It's not a good thing for me to be sneaky before, but it's just a matter of personal character for me."
"I can't eat enough, I can't do anything."
"However, I can't buy something when I'm full, and wait in line until I urinate blood? I'm not so stupid."
Yan Bugui, who escorted the bicycle back, also looked contemptuously: "It's so embarrassing. If my son is like this, I will drown him in the cesspit, don't live to embarrass me."
Everyone looked at the guy queuing up to pee blood with contempt.
Xin said fortunately not from our Dragon Kingdom.
If we are from the Dragon Kingdom.
This guy's parents should be ashamed.
It's too bad.
And many people said that if their children had this virtue.
Then, as a parent, it would be a shame to kill the child directly. ,
Living is also a waste of air.
Cao Kun also couldn't laugh or cry.
He looked at the people of the country who were talking a lot, and couldn't help but feel emotional.
Although the current Chinese people have various problems.
But in terms of national justice, it is really risking one's life.
Special unity.
Especially care about national glory.
They may not know that such unfilial sons will really appear in future generations.
I hope that after I travel through time, such unfilial sons will not appear again in future generations.
After all, it's really embarrassing.
This kind of unfilial son deserves to die.
Cao Kun sighed: "It's really pitiful."
A big ocean horse ran over and looked at the buddies queuing up to urinate blood speechlessly: "Andrew, are you okay?"
Andrew looked affectionately at the ocean horse, which was covered with freckles, but in Andrew's eyes, the ocean horse was the Shih Tzu.
It's so beautiful.
"Lilith, I love you, I must buy you a bicycle."
Lilith felt ashamed: "Andrew, I don't think we..."
Lilith wants to break up.
This Andrew, looks silly.
And, it's too embarrassing.
I have such a boyfriend.
It will definitely be embarrassing in the future.
But, right now.
Cao Kun walked over directly: "Wait..."
Cao Kun, it sounds like Lilith wants to break up.
Cao Kun was immediately unhappy.
Such an affectionate Andrew, such a lovely Andrew, such an Andrew who loves Dragon and Phoenix bicycles.
How could there be no love?
This must be encouraged.
Foreigners are encouraged to line up to urinate blood.
Encourage foreigners to value Longfeng bicycles.
Cao Kun felt that this was a good publicity point.
Dragon and Phoenix bicycles will have a legendary story.
This Andrew is a door-to-door advertisement.
Cao Kun looked at Andrew and Lilith excitedly. He walked up to them.
Lilith's eyes lit up, she stared at Cao Kun: "So handsome."
The corner of Cao Kun's mouth curved slightly.
handsome.
Of course I'm handsome.
The good looks of the gentlemen of the readers are all-killing existences regardless of race.
Lao Tzu is only one ten-thousandth of the reader's appearance.
It's already super awesome.
It's hard to imagine how earth-shatteringly handsome the reader is.
Andrew recognized the identity of Cao Kun, the factory director of Longfeng Bicycle.
After all, Cao Kun is so handsome, he recognized him immediately.
"Excuse me, what do you need?" Andrew looked at Cao Kun curiously.
Cao Kun was full of emotion: "What a handsome young man!"
Lilith: "..."
Andrew is chubby.
If not rich.
She, Lilith, really couldn't see how handsome Andrew was.
Andrew excited:; 'You are handsome too, bro. '
Cao Kun nodded: "I know I'm handsome, but I admire your affection even more."
"Your act of queuing up to buy your favorite bicycle for your girlfriend deeply moved me. You are such an affectionate young man, which made me believe that there is still true love in the world."
"If I'm right, boy, are you rich?"
Andrew was overjoyed.
I am affectionate, I am an affectionate boy.
I convinced Director Cao that there is still love in the world.
I am too great.
Also, I do have money.
Andrew said proudly: "Yes, I am rich."
Cao Kun pointed at Lilith: "If I'm right, she's very poor."
Lilith's face was full of embarrassment, as if she knew what Cao Kun was going to say.
She is angry.
Andrew said: "That's right, Lilith is very poor."
Cao Kun clapped his hands, his face full of excitement: "I thought she was with you because of your money. But now, I know I was wrong."
"It turns out that you are because of love."
"After all, if you love her so much, she must be moved by your true feelings."
Lilith: "..."
What nonsense are you talking about?
My wife loves money.
Cao Kun turned his head 4.8 and looked at Lilith: "Isn't that right, beautiful girl?"
Lilith nodded quickly: "That's right, I love Andrew, I don't care about his money, that's all."
Andrew shed tears of happiness: "I knew it, I knew it, that old guy in my family said that Lilith you love is my money, and I knew he was wrong."
Lilith: "..."
Cao Kun was also full of embarrassment, and said to himself: What your father said may be true, boy.
However, Cao Kun would not say it.
Cao Kun said with admiration: "Your love has moved me."
: "I think, I will give you a Yiliang Dragon and Phoenix bicycle as a gift."
"Not only that, I also want to find a newspaper to log your information, so that everyone can witness your love."
The audience was dumbfounded.
Director Cao, what are you going to do again?
220: Cao Kun bragging, the sky is broken
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Send a bicycle?
Want to be in the newspaper?
What about you?
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