As soon as I came in, I saw Jia Zhang's first mother and second aunt at the door whispering.
268: The three old hens of the Jia Zhang family tell dirty jokes, and the stupid Xu Damao eavesdrops
Shazhu and Xu Damao looked at each other.
Seeing Jia Zhang and the first mother and the second aunt whispering together, the two instinctively felt that something was wrong.
However, they are guilty.
That kind of thing happened last night.
Neither Shazhu nor Xu Damao can accept it now.
As soon as I see other people whispering, I feel that I have leaked.
"Are they - talking about the two of us?"
Xu Damao looked at Shazhu and asked, muttering,
Silly Zhu also had black lines all over his face, he was very nervous: "No way, Mrs. Jia Zhang won't say anything about us."
Xu Damao became anxious: "That's not necessarily true, who is Jia Zhang, can you trust him?"
Sha Zhu's face was full of tension: "Didn't she correct it?"
Xu Damao was furious: "You know a fart."
"You single dog, you don't know how scary women are, do you?"
"Let me tell you, it's scary for a woman to gossip."
When Sha Zhu heard this, he immediately thought of the group of aunts in the rolling mill and became terrifying.
To be honest, those aunts are really scary.
As far as astronomy and geography, the summer solstice is a national event.
The affairs of each family and household are all at their fingertips.
Who is quarreling today, who was kicked out of the house by his wife the day before yesterday, who broke his shoes again.
Good guy.
That one is called precision.
This is much more awesome than Daming's Jinyiwei.
This is simply outrageous.
As soon as Sha Zhu thought of the horror of those aunts, his expression changed immediately: "Go, listen."
The two walked over ghostly.
to the front.
None of the three of Jia and Zhang found out.
At this moment, Mrs. Jia Zhang, the first mother, and the second mother were head to head, laughing and chirping.
Loosen your shoulders like three old hens.
The first mother: "This idiot is too ruthless. Although Xu Damao is not a good guy, he can't get through Xu Damao."
The second aunt: "What do you know, this man doesn't have a woman, and his heart must be twisted after a long time." '
Jia Zhang nodded: "Yes, yes."
Silly Zhu had black lines all over his face.
The corners of his mouth twitched.
Xu Damao turned his head to look at Sha Zhu, he had a strange expression, and his eyes could speak.
It seems to say: Silly Zhu, look, your heart is twisted.
No wonder you got me through.
It turns out that you are really sick in your heart.
Silly Zhu glared at Xu Damao angrily.
Big Mom: "Are you talking about Xu Damao's pain and happiness?"
The second aunt: "Why did you say that?"
Big Mom: "Look, Xu Damao can't lay eggs, that's just not allowed."
"I heard that this man with poor health has a disease in his heart."
"Like being abused."
Jia Zhang: "Yes, yes, yes, I think Xu Damao is very excited."
Xu Damao: '...'
Hear the words of these three old ladies.
Xu Damao immediately wanted to die.
What is heart disease.
What does it mean to like to be abused.
Who is so excited.
I was screaming in pain, okay?
Xu Damao immediately wanted to hit someone.
Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao strangely, and he squeezed his eyes.
It seems to say: Look, Xu Damao, you are sick.
You have been like that, you are still excited,
Say it,.
Have you been expecting me to see through you for a long time?
Xu Damao noticed Sha Zhu's expression, and he was in a bad mood.
This idiot, isn't he thinking about something unscrupulous?
Well you stupid column.
Let me tell you, I, Xu Damao, am not sick.
Big Mom: "Jia Zhang, please tell me quickly, what happened at that time?"
The second aunt also looked forward to it: "I really don't understand the relationship between men. I'm curious. Tell me quickly."
Jia Zhang's face was full of mystery: "Let me tell you, at that time, I was going to call Shazhu and Xu Damao for dinner."
"However, before reaching the place, a scream was heard."
"Then I saw the little nurse running away."
"I was taken aback. I thought Sha Zhu and Xu Damao did something bad and bullied the nurse."
"So, I ran over to take a look, and immediately, I was dumbfounded."
The aunt was excited: "What's going on? Did you see the scene?"
The second aunt: "Hey, I feel shy just thinking about it." '
Jia Zhang covered her face: "I don't want to talk about it, it's so embarrassing."
Mud horse.
You three old hens have old bark.
Are you still acting cute here?
Are you disgusting or not.
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They don't know whether Jia Zhang is disgusting or not.
But Shazhu and Xu Damao were really disgusted.
I saw three old tree barks acting coquettishly and cutely.
This picture is too unacceptable.
Both of their faces were dark, and the corners of their mouths twitched, wishing they could kill the three old women.
Big Mom: "Tell me quickly, we are curious."
The second aunt: "That's right. I heard that the ancients liked this way. I didn't expect Sha Zhu and Xu Damao to do the same. This is on par with the ancients."
Jia Zhang blushed, her eyes were excited: "When I went over, I saw Silly Zhu pressing Xu Damao."
Big Mom:'Huh?Can Xu Damao agree? '
Second Aunt: "Didn't you just say that Xu Damao was looking forward to it?"
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Xu Damao: "..."
Mud horse.
What are you talking about.
Silly Zhu: "..."
When did I hold Xu Damao down?
Jia Zhang: "Of course Xu Damao didn't agree, so he strongly resisted."
Big Mom: "This Xu Damao is still pretending to be reserved."
The second aunt: "You don't understand this, it's called sentimentality, I didn't expect Xu Damao to be so good at playing, Shazhu must be more exciting." '
Jia Zhang nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, the second aunt is right, when I saw Silly Zhu at that time, my eyes immediately burst into flames."
Xu Damao: '...'
Silly column: '...'
What kind of weird remarks are these.
Why are we two foolishly listening to stuff here.
However, he clearly knew that he was speaking ill of us.
Why did the two of us become more excited when we heard it?
Xu Damao and Sha Zhu looked at each other with complicated eyes.
Jia Zhang: "So, Shazhu beat Xu Damao violently."
"This Xu Damao, just cry and Qi Qi told you not to come over."
"Silly Zhu smiled ferociously: Xu Damao, you accept your fate..."
"Hey, I can't go on."
Jia Zhang's skin was covered with goosebumps.
The big mother's eyes were excited: "It's amazing."
The second aunt's eyes were dull: "The idiot is so fierce."
Silly column: '...'
Xu Damao: '...'
Just then, far away.
Yu Li looked at them curiously: "Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, what are you doing?" '
269: Silly Xu Damao, and the Story of Three Old Ladies
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